>be me
>be civ 5 noob and never lost before
>start game, Washington, 10 ai players, real earth map, warlord difficulty (easy)
>settle on spot, France, and later colinize Europe
>about turn 50, find shaka in northern Africa
>shitnigger.fuck
>find England in western Russia and Germany In china
>few other players to the east get absorbed by Germany later
>neglect science a bit throughout the game
>fast forward to everyone entering medieval era
>"Bismark has entered the renaissance era"
>sh.it
>beeline astronomy to settle Canada because all the land around me is taken
>eventually reach Canada, find Carthage has already settled most of it
>settle a few cities on what's left (eastern Canada)
>fast forward to industrial era, Shaka forward settles Italy, right next to my capital
>thatsitbitch.mad
>make some artillery and riflemen
>Germany asks to declare war and tell him to give me 10 turns
>few turns later, Siam (central Russia) asks the same
>say yes because why not
>say no to Germany because I wimped out
>few turns later Siam says its time to war Shaka
>declare war on him
>Germany declared war on him a few turns later
>"Bismark has entered the modern era"
>ignore and find out he has a fleet of fucking ironclads in the Mediterranean
>train some frigates and shit and take care of it
>Germany takes him eastern cities and I take most of his main cities
>grab a few cities to the south before Sweden finishes him off (he's in southern Africa)
>few turns later put a spy in Germany's capital
>same fucking turn I enter modern era, ,"Bismark has entered the atomic era" "Bismark Is plotting against you"
>be noob and don't make any units
>his fucking tourism makes me switch from freedom to order
>take a tech from him with a spy and piss him off even further
>also piss off Carthage in Canada because I bought some tiles
>grab radar for unique unit
>"Bismark has entered the information era"
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>still make no units until its too late
>few turns later Germany declares war on me along with carthage in canada and all I have is 3 infantry, 2 artillery's, and a tank
>carthage doesent have too many techs so I hold her off with a few bombers
>most of my trade routes are land trade routes with Germany so I lose half my navy because of negative gpt
>Germany spams most of my cities with panzars, rocket artillery's, jet fighters, and other information era shit
>still in atomic era, he takes and taxes most of my cities
>make peace with Carthage
>he nukes and takes my capital
>he makes peace later, but all I have left are my colonies in Canada
>sit there for the rest of the game to watch him win science victory
>mfw Bismark was literally Hitler
I gained a strong hatred for Germany in civ and to this day, I still kill him the moment I meet him
Can I run Civ 5?
>>322168948
>>322168948
if you don't have a graphics card, then no
i had a similiar computer (the same processor and shit) but a geforce 9600 gt and it was running fine
>>322168283
i sincerely hope you have the civ 4 diplomatic features mod or any of the other basic ones
>>322169150
Well, thanks
>playing civ5
>bismark pissing everyone off
>everyone asking me to declare war on him
>nah we cool we cool
>bismark slowly getting bigger and stronger
>everyone still asking to declare war
>b-b-but he declared friendship with me!
>holding onto the dream of the diplomatic victory
>bismark declares war on carthage
>all his units dissapear into the fog
>"phew"
>everyone asking to declare war
>nah we we cool we cool
>renews friendship with me
>britain declares war on bismark
>napoleon declares war on bismark
>russia declares war on bismark
>interesting....
>only now realise that I'm mainly settles in eastern europe
>bismark declares war on me
>motherfucker steamrolls me fast as fuck
>mfw bismark is literally hitler
I'm playing Civ 5 with my friends and I'm a total noob, this is probably my first time I've gotten to the medieval era.
I'm japan and I've conquered like 3 city states, which is pretty fun, but I'm losing like 13 gold a turn and I have 15 unhappiness. What should I do, I've sold a lot of units but I need to fight rebels so I can't sell them all
>>322170296
>I'm japan
there's your problem
>>322170464
We're doing random leaders
>be me
>>322170980
Better give me a good roll
>>322170980
Rollan
>>322171163
>Indonesia
>Pangaea
>Domination
Fuck off
>>322168948
How did you get 76gb storage in your vibrator?
>>322170296
Sell buildings? Idk nigga unless you can get some luxury resources or quickly build happiness buildings you fucked
>>322170296
Build happiness buildings and manage your tile assignments better, work some food+gold tiles if you must and make sure all of your cities are connected by roads as well. Change your internal food trade routes to external gold routes