>anons will be fucking their gfs and partying with their friends tonight
>you'll be the lonely fag playing mountain blade again
>>322166772
I'm more celebrating New Years with my family. So you're shit out of luck.
Good. How pathetic are you that sex is the only thing you ever think of?
>>322166772
So will thousands of other anons. So what?
>>322166914
Most anons here have expansive steam friend lists and probably having LAN parties with their IRL friends. I can't fucking stand it.
>>322166772
>just want to get off work and hurry through friend time to get back to the iron banner.
So?
>>322166772
im watching an illbleed playthrough eating pizza and sitting with my cats.
having fun.
>>322166772
>mountain blade
kek
>Tfw have no dick to fuck people with
>Only have a wet bleeding hole
What is life ;-;
>>322166772
I'd rather have M&B than a gf desu.
>don't care about sex
>just want a person to talk to and do stuff with in real life
>>322166772
My gf lives 5 hours away and she just turned 21 today. Going out with friends while I'm trapped at home. Fuck this shit.
>>322168221
>have no dick to fuck people with
Just use a strap-on?
>tfw spending my new years watching my boy artour stream alongside masturbating to Ahri porn
not a bad day really.
>>322168478
shes fucking a black guy sorry to let you know
>>322168635
I mean, that'd be the most likely since she is black.
>tfw you learned to embrace being on the road to wizardry
We're all gonna make it.
>>322168593
>ahri
shit taste 2BH
>>322166772
Right now, I am too low on funds to go out and I'm on a diet so no drinking.
>>322168715
This anon gets it.Even if I cannot be a wizard.
>>322168687
WHITED
>>322168736
nah.
my tastes are just right.
>>322168384
pretty much this
I can jerk it to satisfy my sexual desires, I just want to cuddle up with a cute girl and literally netflix/anime and chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22zj6M3DHm8
Annual reminder that George Costanza is dead.
Jokes on you, I won't be home alone. I'll be commuting home from work.
>>322169062
>not CHALKED
baka desu senpai
>>322166772
I'm laying down in my room, in the dark, browsing /v/, waiting to die.
>moving away next week
>everyone i know here is either an insufferable drug addict or dead
>cut my phone off to ignore the inevitable happy new year texts from estranged family members
>having some beers alone in the dark to celebrate
i sincerely hope 2016 is a good year for all of you.
>Tfw have gf
>tfw playing m&b anyway
>>322169725
You're not alone anon, I've sucessfully alienated myself from all my friends and family so If I manage to muster the courage to off myself in 2016 nobody will mourn or miss me. It's gonna be a great year.