>See this
Wat do
>>322150884
wonder how I woke up from a coma
Hop on the sticks and smoke a ho
Start screaming like a retard until she leaves because she's taking my favorite spot.
Play against her I guess
>>322150952
>wonder how I woke up from a coma
Damn so this is what being in another anon's coma feels like
>>322150884
make a bet. i win i fug
Keep walking until I find a real fighting game like Tekken
do the opposite of /v/ and actually approach her and talk to her
>>322151079
this
Play the machine on the right of her, but on the opposite side
i would "cum on her back" if you get what i mean hehe
>>322151079
>im bad at street fighter
>>322150884
The only fucking problem would be that if I try be friendly and play against/with her, she'll automatically assume I'm hitting on her
>>322150884
ask this bitch to stop playing vs the fucking computer
>>322150884
JAV's have prepared me for this moment.
First I start groping her and everyone will join in but only after 20 minutes of everyone groping her after that we all just disperse because most JAV's just end like that.
>>322150884
swagger up to this biotch and say
"WTF ARE YOU DOING, ZANGIEF? FUCKING HELL NICE FUCKING MEME - LET ME WHOOP YOU ASS SO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A MEME GIEF IS"
then I go Ken and pwn her and she's impressed ;)
>>322150884
"Hey, can I verse ya?"
Let her win one round.
Then stomp her ass the next two rounds.
Then stomp her ass one more round at her place.
>>322150884
Nothing since arcades are dead in cali
>>322150884
go play kof instead.
>>322151186
> being bad at hadoken: The game
>>322151048
Wanna make out before he wakes up, brah?
>>322151183
Man why are streamers so vile, there is a dota2 guy who left his cam on and starts picking at the smegma on his dick and sniffing and eating it.
>>322151343
Isn't Scandia still alive?
>>322150884
try not to accidentally make eye contact as i turn around and leave the arcade
>>322150884
Tell that bitch Namco fighters or gtfo
>>322151358
>hadoken character didn't even win capcom cup
>knowing nothing about the game.
you can keep trying if you want
Tell her to look at the fucking screen because the round is about to start.
Kick her fucking ass.
>>322151214
Because you are. Bet you wouldn't do that with any other neckbeard playing the game. You would probably play against them, sure. But not with them, and definitely not friendly.
Liiiiiick
Sniff sniff
Grrrrrr
>god, I love when my fursona comes out
Tell her she has shit taste in fighting games.
>>322150884
dumpster that bitch ez
![876571-abel_select[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bgZkMKl.jpg "876571-abel_select[1].jpg")
I pick Abel and reset the fuck out of her
>>322150884
>">See this"
Unrelated but
>Usually walk on the street with angry face
>See 2 girls (both about 20) walking on the street holding hands
>One or both of them realize i gave a strong glare at their hands with the corner of the eyes (no head movement) even though it was 0,5s or less and continued to look ahead
>We cross each other
>Look at them from behind
>No longer holding hands
Kek. Partially felt like a badass, partially felt like a scumbag. If it were two men i wouldn't feel bad, so fuck faggots, i'm not whiteknighting them.
Sweat a lot.
>>322151713
oh murr
>>322151837
what a cool dude you are. I hope you are happy and successful.
>>322150884
>Pick sagat
>TIGER SHOT
>TIGER SHOT
>TIGER SHOT
>TIGER SHOT
>TIGER SHOT
Win game and smile directly at her at the end.
Stamp on her face until I realise it's not a DDR machine.
>>322150884
Beat her ass with Honda buttslams
>>322150884
>turn around and awkwardly fastwalk away before she sees me.
>Try not to fart while walking
>fart
>>322151954
It was more of a random "see this what do" scenario that happened to me (the what do was just reflex, though), relax you literal faggot.
Greetings m'lady, care to join me in 1v1.
>>322151837
u have fucking autism, not everything everyone does is related to you
>start twitching for a second or two so I can pretend that I didn't notice her
>get in a straight position so I can look sophisticated
>mouth gets dry so I make a big gulp and try to make a retarded fake smile
>trying to act like a gentleman but stutter like a retard "i-is this seat taken?"
>she doesn't understand me so I just sit down and start acting like a supreme gentleman
>she gets freaked out and leaves
>[sadness intensifies]
>>322150884
I refuse to play her. She is obviously Quiet from MGS V and has separate control over each eye. She will watch my inputs while watching her screen. I will never be able to beat her.
>Vanilla
Obviously I pick Sagat and become the problem in the building
