ITT: Vidya chicks that would end up as zombie food in a real zombie apocalypse
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I'd protect her.
>>322111153
You will try.
but jill and claire are fit, and if we consider they have weapons training then they would literally have better odds of surviving than 95% of /v/
I'm a good shot and I know how to clean and fix guns but I'm a fat fuck and I wont make it if I get cornered or if the cunts can run I wont make it at all.
>>322111441
>and if we consider they have weapons training
Jill, yes. Claire, no.
But Jill's a cop, making her useless in a zombie apocalypse.
>>322111324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQry89ZcQk
that's what you think, buddy.
>>322110935
Love AsukaWind
ITT: Dudes who would survive a zombie apocalypse
>>322110935
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Zombie thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" RE Girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan reposting about a zombie game. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ZOMBIE FOOD ZOMBIE FOOD." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>322110935
Is the purpose of making this same exact thread over and over to trigger people? I don't understand.
This guy
>>322113856
Oh shit, is that Han Solo getting killed by his son, Kylo Ren?!
>>322111723
Is that guy still making illustrations? I remember his work from the early 2000's
>>322113954
I hate you /v/, you bunch of motherfuckers.
>>322115015
<3
Also Kylo Ren is Han's son, Ben Solo
>>322111897
Probably one of the best character redemptions I've ever seen in anything.
I think literally everyone was set up to dislike Mike in the first act of that game, but when he turns into Nathan Drake shit changes almost immediately.
>>322113245
giving him the attention he wants doesn't help
>>322110935
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>322115873
what game?
>>322111897
No need to explain.
>>322121435
hell yes
>>322111897
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
>>322115015
You literally had to expect it since Ford said he wanted Han to die back in the original trilogy you dip
>>322111897
We all know he's gonna see it through to the end.
>>322111536
HOw?
>>322122859
I want a game where he fights monsters.
Give the aliens a break for once.
>>322111536
Your logic is full of more holes than SJW reasoning
She's immune to virus sperm though
>>322124376
Whatabout regular sperm?
>>322124602
She's addicted to both.
>>322111897
>>322119324
Until Dawn, it's pretty much a movie though. A good watch still.
>>322111897
He already did!
>>322111897
He'd survive much to everyone else's misfortune.
