Have your parents ever commented on a video game that you were playing? What did they say?
>Totori is so cute, I wish I gave birth to a girl instead
>>322103347
>so do I
My dad once tried to give me advice half-asleep while watching me play Monster Hunter, I told him to shut up and he beat me up.
>>322103347
I haven't seen this thread in a while
>>322103610
You had it coming
>>322103347
not a comment but my mom pulled my ps2 power cord when she saw me play GTA Vice city.
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My dad is a heavy Christian so he is a lawfag with the excuse being "he have a plan" or "God work in mysterious ways" and even if Heaven was just a nice way of being a slave brainwashed to suck God's cock he said something like "even if I am brainwashed I will be enjoying it right? Sound like Heaven to me, you should love God no matter what anyway".
While most Christian parents would take the game away and destroy it claiming to be witchcraft my dad know it is just some guy idea and technology working together. Even he find parents who do such but not living an Amish lifestyle to be hypocrites and laughable in general. In his words he see such games as a safe test from God himself to see how faithful you are and to set up discussions about the "gray area" that God want you to overcome. After Nocturne I told him there were two other games before it that is less chaotic, he actually enjoy watching me play though it comes with a shit ton of Bible talk.
Once he got used to the weird faces and the idea of a shirtless protag covered in tattoos he honestly thought Demi-fiend was pretty badass punching demons in the face like nothing. He didn't care so much about the idea of making contracts or giving up lifeforce with them though often saying "if that was a real demon you would be either dead or just be backstabbed later down the road".
>>322103347
"You want to cuddle with this Toto-ry?"
>>322103347
>Playing Chronicles X
>Running around in Primordia
>Mum comes up behind me
>"Is this Minecraft?"
>mfw
>>322103347
You could always grant that parent his/her wish, anon.
>>322103347
>first time fighting ornstein and smough
>mum walks in
>she looks at my screen
>they kill me in a couple seconds
>"jesus christ they destroyed you"
>>322104691
I wonder how different America would be if the first colonists hadn't been odd puritans
Because at the moment most of you are mad as a box of frogs
>>322107082
>'wish I gave birth to a girl'
>his/her
Are you a special child?
My dad saw me playing JoJo ASB a few days ago and commented on how ridiculous the villains look.
I showed him Dark Souls yesterday but he didn't really like it because it looks so dark and gloomy. He also added that he hates that caves section in MGS3 for this reason.
>Is that the new Tekken?
Happened while playing SFIV. We used to play Tekken 2 when I was a kid and so now every fighting game is Tekken to him now.
> Yakuza 5
> Haruka / Akiyama scene inside Park's office opening her safe
> she talks and looks like an alien
>>322103964
My mom would sing along with her favorite songs while I played Vice City, she would glare at me when there's a cussword thrown around though.
> Orange Box release
>Playing Tf2 as a medic
>Dad walks in
>'Why the fuck aren't you killing that guy with the laser'
>I'm healing him dad
>'He's got a gun, why don't you have a gun'
>''That guy's got a rocket launcher. Are you too bad to shoot at people? Pick up a rifle, christ'
>stuck with the grandparents in the countryside
>no internet
>younger brother brought the old Xbox 360 with him
>playing multiplayer Trials HD
>all these whacky ass user made levels
>laughing like crazy when someone falls through the map
>dad comes in
>player 4 has joined
Feels good mane
>playing diva f2nd in vita
>mom: awww, she's so cu-HOLY! how can you smash all that buttons?
>want to try it?
>no but keep going, it looks fun
i know she wants to try some games, but she's afraid of all kind of technology
>>322107647
I am an american I get freaked out by this christian shit too. I don't know how normal it is, my mother and father were both atheist so we were raised without even a word of religion. I don't know how common crazy christian shit really is.
>>322107723
My mother tells me I'm special.
ITT: Dad-proof vidya
>>322108753
>dad would spend hours installing some NASCAR game off of a hundred floppy disks
>plays it for 15 mins and quits
At least I know where I get it from, I suppose
My mom walked in when I was playing super smash bros with my friend and said it was "extremely violent and pointless"
My mom was really happy when she saw I was playing Dong Tropical Freeze, since the DKC games were her favorites when I was a child
>Reading Saya no Uta
>Casually clicking through scene of fumi ravaging Saya's loli frame
>Mom walks in
>mom - "Is this a game?"
>"More like a comic book with music and voices."
>mom - "is it just about fucking girls?"
>"Nah, the dude is a fucking psychopath. His whole world is a living hell and she's the only one he sees normally. He's probably fucking a demon or some horrible creature."
>mom - "Oh."
>"Pretty interesting. I like it so far."
>Save game and load up a save where some killing shit happens
>mom "Oh wow, he is pretty fucked up. You want some Five Guys?"
>"Sure. Bacon, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, jalapeños, and ketchup."
Then she watched me load up the sex scene again and stood for the whole thing before leaving. My parents have always been cool with this kinda stuff, but they had me at 14 so they're pretty much the same generation as me and always felt more like older siblings than parental figures. Dad watched the first episode of South Park when it aired with me and even explained the raunchier jokes I didn't get every week.
>>322103347
Your mom has good taste OP
>Playing a game
>Parents never walk in on the cool part but either a long ass loading screen/ embarrasing beach scene/ you sucking ass
Is this a fucking law of nature or something
>>322110072
>, but they had me at 14
>>322110790
That's like the best time to be born
>young sperm and egg
literally 0% chance of autism
my mom laughs really hard whenever i mess with the enemy ragdolls in dark souls and bloodborne
>playing mgsv
>somebody mentions a cassette tape
>mom confusedly asks "what year is this game from?"
>"1984, i think"
>"huh, i didn't think you liked playing old games."
she's goofy
>>322110790
My dad told me he thought Pepsi would kill the sperm. Blame American Sex Ed being retarded. Yes, we're very open with the fact that I was an accident; there's no sense in hiding the obvious.
>>322110072
>had you at 14
well, you are probably a fucking faggot, but at least you don't have to alt+tab
>>322110790
better to have relateable young parents then parents who call your generation a failure because they think great paying jobs just get handed out to everyone, while being employed at the same job for 20+ years
>>322108490
My parents haven't mentioned anything about Miku.
I really got into her recently, Project Mirai, a rubber strap for my 3DS, a Miku shirt, and I have a Miku figure already.
There's like 4 more on order.What is this strange feeling
>>322110072
Have you ever fucked her? She probably wanted to give you at least a handjob or something
>>322111312
Wait, are you saying he funneled pepsi into your mom's tight loli snatch after BIZZONING, or that he thought drinking pepsi would kill his sperm count?
>>322112384
I'm hard now...
>>322112384
He funneled Pepsi into her snatch after fucking her. Yes, it was retarded. Yes, he realizes it was stupid. He said that his friends told him that it works. His sex Ed teacher apparently taught them that condoms are a marketing scam and never work, so he had nowhere else to go but friends.
>go on family vacation for Holidays
>bring Vita for long-ass plane ride
>switching between Project Diva f and P4DAN (I like rhythm games)
>dad is watching me play in the airport
>figure he's judging me but whatever
>fast forward to being on our trip
>we're at an undisclosed location that may or may not be Hawaii
>opening Christmas gifts on Christmas morning
>parents got all of us some kind of trip-related excursion to go on while here
>brothers each got skydiving trips
>sister got a scuba diving trip
>excitedly open my card to see what I got:
>Hula lessons at an all-female dance studio
>Dad: I saw those dancing games you were playing in the airport and figured you could learn some moves!
>Mom: "I talked to the studio and they said you could participate with the 40+ age group because it's their smallest class"
While everyone was off enjoying the island, I was stuck in a concrete building for 4 hours a day for a week with fat, middle aged women learning how to hula.
Fuck family.
>>322111745
No, but she used to bathe with me until I was like 9. We're Asian though, so that's not too weird for Asian families. I remember how her pussy and breasts look though.No, I don't wanna fuck my mom. My friends all growing up did, though.
>>322113332
>>322110072
Your family sounds retarded but cute
>>322113332
>>322113645
So you literally were created in a tight 14yo Asian pussy filled with semen and pepsi...
>>322113450
Ahahaha that is fucking hilarious
>>322113741
W-well when you put it that way it does sound a little...
I was emulating some SNES and my wife's son said that "those old 2D games are dumb"
>>322113645
>My friends all growing up did, though.
Nigga you better tell me.
>>322114191
Out of curiosity, how old was your dad when he came inside your mom?
>>322113450
That's what you get for playing shit rhythm games.
>>322114309
13. She was 14 though.
Literally 10 minutes ago playing Castlevania
>why do you keep falling?
>>322114574
And here I am as a kissless virgin at 27...
>>322103347
>my mother wanted a girl so badly she actually dressed me in girls clothes when I was a toddler/very young child
>>322104691
Holy shit that's funny
>playing mgs4 when it came out
>mum is watching
>getting to the end
>I'm getting a little teary eyed as it's an emotional end to a long journey from when I first played mgs1
>get to the graveyard scene
>mum yells out "IS THIS GUY GOING TO HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY OR WHAT"
>>322113450
That's what you get, faggot.
>>322108218
I love it
>>322104691
protestants, everyone
>>322114348
>>322114792
Good rhythm games are few and far between
>>322113450
That's hilarious. Did you learn?
>>322114652
Fuck you. Don't remind me
>>322115002
I'm never fucking playing video games around my family again
>>322114652
Don't worry man, sex is awesome for a bit but gets boring fast, especially if you have weird fetishes due to being online and watching porn for so long. If you've stepped into hentai at all, you're probably too far gone.
In the end it becomes work, you have to get the chick in the mood (even if she likes it), and you'd rather just play video games than go through the motions.
My mum saw me playing Bayonetta a few years back. I had headphones on and don't realise she was in the room. She was horrified
>>322114883
>not being a protestant
literal heresy
>>322114786
>>322110971
>literally 0% chance of autism
and yet he ended up here
>>322108218
Your dad just doesn't want you to grow up to be a little healbitch. Play a real class.
>>322115182
>following the teachings of mentally deranged man who had an unhealthy fascination with human flatulence
>>322104691
My uncle plays vidya and is greek orthodox catholic, his only caveat is he won't play as anything nonhuman and refuses to play any game where he is fighting on the side of demons or whatnot, if he finds out partway through that he is he drops the game. He's 58 now and has played vidya like that for over 45 years, he's the one that got me into gaming. Freespace was some fun shit to play over at his house as a kid.
When I played Totori, my mom said "Hey, that's cute. Is this Sailor Moon?"
>>322104691
You spoke like an edgy chaosfag, anon.
>>322114786
>an emotional end
How angry were you on September 1st?
>>322113741
wait that guy is asian?
>>322114191
you are asian m8?
really now, dont tell me your father is caucasian. im gonna kill my self in 2016
>>322115758
>greek orthodox catholic
??
>>322115063
No, I mean, to dance.
I must know.
If>>322114786
I wish they would have just let him die. I hated the ending
>>322103347
My mom and sister would cheer me on, and yell at me to kill stuff before it attacked me. RE games almost always got them doing this sort of stuff.
>>322116235
I learned some shitty hula moves. Not real dancing
>>322116160
fuck if I know, that's just what they tell me they are, or something like that.
My dad walked in once while I was reading Muv Luv
>Yo son want to order some pizza? Huh that girl's tits are huge
>Yes, I know
Meiya a best
>>322116109
No, my dad is Asian too.
>>322107647
my family's closest friends are a crazy christian family. we just tolerate their shit without calling them out on it
>>322116160
There are a lot of eastern churches that basically have the customs and liturgy like your regular orthodox church but are with full communion with rome.
>>322114670
Are you into crossdressing tendencies now or did your masculine family side save you?
>Play TF2 a number of years back
>Parents get confused that I'm running around hitting people with a fish
Now I'm back down for new years I've been playing a bit of SpaceChem and they can't even start to get their head around it.
>>322108660
You have to go out of your way to get to the crazies. Most are average.
>>322105292
Your mom tries to connect with you with the little bit of vidgame knowledge she knows. And you fucking stare at her like she is a retard. Fuck off. She was trying to show interest in your hobbies.
>>322103464
I laughed
>>322103347
"what a boring waste of time"
I'm an only child and my mother always wanted a girl. Man thank god she didn't dressed me like one.
>>322116781
Thankfully, I have no recollection of that part of my life.Although I wish I was actually born a girl.
>>322117212
only the holy fire can purify you scum.
>>322116160
The schism is slowly, but steadily, being unschismed. Greek Orthodox is being brought back into the Church.
>>322113450
Why did you go? I mean it's okay not wanting to hurt their feelings, but 4 hours a day is too much.
>>322103964
I had to play with no audio
One would think this would train me for subbed weebshit, but I don't like it
>>322117814
They paid for it and if I didn't I would've been wasting their money
>>322113741
And so pepsiman was born
>>322113450
oh wow, youre a real trooper anon.
>>322119316
You went, tell us, did they waste their money?
>>322119674
oh fuck
When I played persona 4 at my parent's house, my mom thought Chie's idle animation was silly. The actual one, not from P4A.
>>322120091
She's right. What the fuck is that? Who does this?
>>322115182
>being a schismatic
Sincere Heresy.
Here's one you've probably never heard before. When I was younger, I played a shitty MMO called wizard 101, my mother thought it looked fun. And quickly surpassed my friends and I in level, she still plays it to this day.
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>>322103347
>"Saving the world again son?"
>"Games have gotten a bit more complex than that, dad."
>"Saving the universe, then?"
>>322116848
Fucking spacechem tho.
>come back from school where I learn to code shit all the time
>do development assignments for hours
>can't take it anymore I have to take a break
>play space chem and pretend I'm not doing the exact same thing
i can't stop tho its so gud
>>322119972
Yeah but at least I don't feel like a dick
>>322115929
Not him but your question explains my feeling
My dad watches me play Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze and remarks at how precise some of the jumps have to be. He also likes the music, and nodded off to the music in the underwater levels.
He played a lot of Mario Bros. in the 80s, so he understand a bit about platformers, but watching me play this level got a "holy shit out of him (I didn't use Diddy, Dixie or Cranky):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jk6bzXPVhQ
>>322120992
Parents playing old games makes me scared shitless, fills me with dread of eventual aging and death. Im glad my parents dont play games.
>>322103347
>Play Titty Ninjas on PSTV
>Old man walks in
>Sees this part
>"That reminds me... I gotta talk to your mom about... something."
>Hear some pots drop a few seconds later after he leaves the room
>I don't bother checking
>Hear some heavy breathing and moaning a few minutes later
>Close door and blow up volume so I don't hear them mating
And that's how my sister was made.
>>322104691
The obvious response is what need does God have for a starship. The "God" in SMT might have all the imagery and has great power, but it's neither omniscient not omnipotent, it spits on love and literally acts opposite free will. It's just another demon.
>>322121685
Is it just me, or this looks a lot slower than the SNES ones?
>>322121110
But it's probably fun overall having an Auzzie parent.
>>322116852
Right... My parents never showed any interest in my gaming at all, and even when I was a kid and got super excited about what was going on in what ever I was playing, they would flat out tell me they don't care.
>>322121110
That's the same stuff I'd say to my kid, he was being sarcastic but also probably assumed he was right.
Better than him calling you out on the faggot that you are.
>>322107907
>>322120415
That image had me dieing. I'm saving it
>like 9 or something
>playing DK64 with brother
>mom comes in and asks if she can have a turn
>shes never played a video game in her life
>get frustrated with how bad she is within 2 minutes
>yell at her
>she gets upset and leaves
>she never touched a video game again
Sorry, mom.
>>322121947
The game is pretty good, but on the whole, it is slower than the SNES ones.
There's a Rambi level in World 3 where you're supposed to run right through everything, jumping when necessary. But there are several spots where you can stop for a bit to grab a KONG letter or Banana Coin.
The secret World 4-K level has a section where you jump on enemy heads across lava, with spiked pillars jutting out of the ceiling every so often. There are sinking platforms to land on to prompt you to move forward quickly. But they sink so slowly that you have plenty of time to look at stuff around you and time the next jump.
The game is less reflex-oriented than it used to be.
>>322116607
let me guess: chinese
>>322116848
what the fuck is this
>mom never shows any interest in videogames
>to this day she still tells me that videogames are for kids and that I should grow up
>>322103347
>FFX Laugh Scene
>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>Mom: What are you doing in there, anon? Sounds ridiculous.
>>322122346
Apologize to your momsexually
My father would always say how he didn't want me to play GTA Vice City because of how violent it is but I know he secretly enjoyed watching me stand on a random person's car and shoot people's heads off.
Mom never really says anything about what I play since she doesn't really bother to look. One notable time is when I first got Dark Souls and commented how ugly the first boss is. Also when I was walking around in Fallout New Vegas she commented how similar the scenery looks to the reservation where she grew up at.
Not really.
My parents never would come into my room and watch what I play and I live on my own now so there's that.
>>322121716
>gettting a sister because of Titty Ninjas
Good deal.
>>322103347
>Playing a game
>Dad walks in on me defeating a boss.
>Son, when are you going to accomplish anything of signifance?
>Dad proceeds to turn off the light and heating in my room because I don't deserve it.
>Continue to play while freezing and in the dark.
Is this "parents indirectly telling you that you shouldn't have been born" the new "wife's son"?
Having kids is dumb.
>>322125057
"is old thing that's existed forever the new version of a current meme"
?
>>322124852
More from my dad. It's bringing up some memories I thought I had forgotten.
>Playing FFX
>Romantic scene in the lake happens.
>Dad walks in while SUTEKI DA NE is playing.
>"Seriously, do something useful instead of this. What the fuck is this?"
>He then tips over my bed, turns off the lights and leaves the room.
>Also tosses a piece of half-eaten bread at me.
>>322125456
>>322124852
>My kid is playing videogames and I don't like it
>Better turn off the lights and throw him food while I keep buying him videogames
Your father is a fucking retard
>>322125952
My dad never bought me videogames. I bought them or I got them as a gift. Never from my dad. The most he ever "gave me" was the time he showed me his gun collection on my 18th birthday.
>>322126220
He's still a retard for letting you buy them.
>>322103347
Usually my mom would ask what game I have and I'd answer and she'd just say something like "cool" or neat.
My dad would usually take interest in it often maybe checking the game out himself, weeb or otherwise. He's a cool guy.
>>322126386
Oh if it wasn't the videogames, he'd be complaining about something else.
>Be me at 9 years old.
>Be a good boy and eat my peas.
>Jab them with my fork which makes my fork scratch audibly across the plate.
>Dad goes berserk.
>"FUCKING USE YOUR FORK PROPERLY. THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE FUCKING QUIET. NOW EAT AND DO IT PROPERLY. FINISH YOUR DAMN PLATE AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU."
>Proceed to eat as quietly as possible under the gaze of my father who chews aggressively and slurps his soup loudly.
Lets talk about Freedom Planet 2, you fuckers.
>>322126834
The first one came out in 2014 and we still only get 35% discount, what the fuck?
>>322103347
>Get that XCX poster off of Gamestop's website
>It finally arrives
>Mom sees it
>Asks if she can have it because it looks cool
>mfw
>playing game
>no response from mom
>no response from dad
>they're not even home
>too busy to interact with me in any way
![[HorribleSubs] Barakamon - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.09_[2014.09.28_11.11.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n5AlA4h.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Barakamon - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.09_[2014.09.28_11.11.27].jpg")
>>322125456
>FFX-2
>The massage minigame
>Dad walks in
>His face when
>>322126831
Seems like you've had an abusive childhood.
>>322127502
It was okay.
My parents have never cared about videogames one way or the other, they have zero interest but they've never complained about them either.
>>322127559
Anon, what if your dad is in this thread, what would he do if you knew you posted those rude comments
>>322127634
Same
>playing Bad Company 2 online
>dad walks in
>these video games are stupid
>there's no point in them!
>trying to focus on a heavy firefight where every ticket counts, but can't "i-it's fun"
>dad walks away, chuckling
t-thanks dadhe was right
i remember my dad asked me once why i always played as a girl
i couldnt answer him
>>322114652
Same here man. *sigh*
>>322127021
Motherfucker I got that shit for like 2$ along with some other weeb games.
Bundles have been a thing for quite a few years anon.
>>322111395
>go to college, so easy to get a job with a college degree. student loans? more motivation for you to work harder
>>322126834
That bunny makes me hot, will play.
>>322103347
>Playing Dark Messiah
>Dad walks in
>I kick an Orc off a cliff to its death
He laughed.
>Few days later
>"So what happened with that kicking game you were playing?"
>"Oh, I ended up releasing my evil demon dad."
>"How'd that work out?"
>"He was really grateful and said 'Thanks, son. Now let's rule the world together.' and we did.
He laughed then, too. We get along pretty well even though he's not into computers and I'm not into cars.
>>322103347
My dad always says
>if you can't drive properly in a game how do you ever expect to get a license?
I'm 27yo without a driver's license btw. But I live in a city so it's okay.
>>322128270
I still do not understand how people get thousands of dollars in debt.
Doesn't the government give you money for university if you are above average at high school? Even if not like, here in Europe most universities cost like 2000€ per year, or even less, of course I'm not talking about the private ones but the public ones(which everyone goes to, since private unis are considered the ones for losers aka people who don;t have good enough grades to get on the public ones).
Is the american educational system really that fucked up? Oh and I heard that if you're a nigger you can get into uni with worse grades than asians and whites? What the fuck is up with that?
>>322103347
>Can i have a go?
It was when i was 14 and playing vice city, my mother proceeded to set a bunch of police on fire with the flamethrower, get killed and laugh her ass off saying "oh god i shouldnt have bought you this"i miss my mam /v/
>>322121985
She might just had a change of heart... asshole.
>>322103347
My dad got me into video games, when I was a kid we would actually take turns trying to beat games. Here recently he's decided he's officially to old to still be playing video games, but he'll still sit down and watch me play stuff like Dark Souls.
/v/ always reminds me how lucky I am to have a good relationship with both of my parents.
>>322128772
Yea it's okay...
>>322128547
I wish my dad walked in while I was playing the cool games like that ;_;
>>322128819
There are gov money programs for good grades, but that shit alone often isn't enough to cover everything even at a cheap-ass community college, and it's easy to get kicked out of those programs if you, say, take a semester off to work for money.
Needless to say, loans are pretty common.
>>322107970
This minus the swearing. Her favourite was Toto - Hold the Line iirc
>>322128819Chink in America here. 2270 on the SAT (around 98th or above percentile), around 3.84 high school GPA (did not like high school literature courses), and 60 credits of college hours before I entered college.
Went to a state school. I received no money from the government. The university gave me some money for a single semester, but that's it. Now maybe (and that's only a maybe) I could've gotten other scholarships ran by 3rd parties but my parents were paying and I was too lazy to apply.
Now if I got all that with a darker skin color, I really don't know what I would've gotten, hard to tell.
>>322128819
Depends on the college. I made a bad choice and went to a $60,000 per year college. Financial aid covered about half of it. But I still end up with a hundred thousand dollars in debt. And now I'm a NEET so I dunno. Maybe the government will break down my doors and draft me for slave labor one of these days. I should've gone to a community college.
And the word you're looking for is Affirmative Action.
>>322127391
This except they were always home, but doing their own things. It was kind of nice, but now they're wondering why I don't talk to them much.
>playing gta vice city when i was like 11
>me and my dad had seperate game piles, he had games like Halo and God of War while I had BattleFront, Batman, ect
>sneak the copy of gta vc into my simpsons hit and run case
>my mom walks past my room when when suddenly she overhears "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT MR. TACOFUCKS?!"
>bursts through the door
>takes game out of ps2
>grounds me for 2 weeks
>Mfw
>>322125456
>Also tosses a piece of half-eaten bread at me.
SAVAGE
>>322128819
The public ones are the easy ones to get into and are sometimes the ones for losers. Its 3k a year for community college, and if you're a minority or have good grades then you'll get at least half of it for free plus really great loan rates. Regular public ones cost about 11k a year but they've been going up lately. They are also able to give more money. Private schools can cost anywhere from 10k-50k a year but they are also able to give more money to people for good grades.
Your race can make it easier or harder to get into schools yes, but chances are its the same in whatever country you're in and you just don't notice because there are hardly any minorities there
>>322113450
You should play a rhythm game that doesn't have waifubait dancing on the screen like Xonic.
>>322128829
Anon ;__;
>>322129607
You fucked up, the 3rd party scholarships are often where the real money is. You also should have shopped around for a good scholarship from a different uni. But yeah, they see smart Asians as a dime a dozenbecause they are
Did anyone else ever ask their parents to watch them play games?
I used to do that sometimes when I thought something was really cool
>>322115597
Remember those words when you get fucked in the ass by an enemy, and you die because you don't have a Medic backing you up.
>>322113332
>He funneled Pepsi into her snatch after fucking her.
this is the dumbest thing I've heard
but I can believe it, I've heard so many stupid stories involving pepsi, this is just another for the list
>>322121110
mild kek
I'd say shit like that to my kid if I had one.
just one of many reasons I mightn't have a kid
>>322128819
>Is the american educational system really that fucked up? Oh and I heard that if you're a nigger you can get into uni with worse grades than asians and whites?
yes and yes
>>322104691
i swear to god smt is the edgiest shit i've seen and rpg hipsters gobble up its shitty gameplay like their dad's cock because of muh deep choices
>>322115758
you should tell him to play xenoblade lol
>>322128829
Holy shit, that was one cool mom.
>>322131264
>If a game is edgy, it's bad
Why the fuck do you care about a game's edgy level if it's fun? Do you also disregard games if they're western/japanese?
>playing sa2b in the living room
>just about to go to change the name of one of my chao via the fortuneteller when mom walks in and asks what I'm doing
>explain that I'm changing the chao's name
>she laughs and says I should name it "Chai" or something like that
>fortune teller suggests a anme before you decline it and are allowed to pick one
>it suggests the name my mom did
>mom all of a sudden egts very serious and asks me if the game is demonic or anything like that
Sometimes my mom exasperated me. I wasn't allowed to play pokemon until I moved out either because of mewtwo.
>>322131203
no it's understood that medics are necessary it's just also understood that they're also all sissy girls who want heavies to pin them down and ravish them
My dad plays the same shit as I do, he's the one that got me into gaming. He started me out on DOOM and went from there. He'd always watch me play fallout nv on my computer, eventually I got it and a bunch of other games for him before I moved out.
>>322131171
I showed my dad Sleeping Dogs and Dynasty Warriors 8.I'm chinese
>>322130989
>be the 1% asian in high school
>hear other kids parents whispering about how I'm stealing their kids scholarships and academic awards
>oh of course it's anon-kun again
>like I don't fucking put in the effort and I'm genetically built to have higher grades or something
Pisses me off in hindsight. At least my friends called me out on being a dumbass when we did stupid shit.
>>322103347
mom actually shed a tear when totori found out the news her mother died and is mourning on her tomb.
>>322107647
oh please, I'll take puritans over your moderate muslims in Europe
>>322131713
holy shit this, and you can't even say "muh hipsters" because things like MGR are edgy as shit (raiden even gets called out on it in game) but its still a fun ass game
>>322103347
I told my mom to play To the Moon and she cried a bit at the end and at the platypus part. She also got me into Age of Empires and Monkey Island.
>>322132152
Fuck off cheating chink
Edgy games are fun.
But related to the topic, all I really remember is having my dad take a few lives in CoD, Battlefront, other shit.
He played through the first two Splinter Cells and Resident Evil REmake and love them.
Not so much the newer ones, though.
>>322115182
Holy SHIT I made that comic years ago, didn't realize anyone here saved it.I'm actually Orthodox now so I agree a lot more with the Catholics than Luther, he was an autistic manchild. Sola Scriptural is literal heresy.[\spoiler]
>>322103347
>dad: Hey uh, why do you always play as girls in those video games
>Dad left a few weeks after I was born
>Don't remember ever really meeting him
>Grow up mostly poor, raised by single mother
>Always too embarrassed to have friends over or establish any meaningful relationships
>Relationship with mother has been somewhat rocky and tumultuous over the years - I try to appreciate everything she's done for me over the years, and I know she did everything she could for me, but I also resent being doomed to this life from the start
>Still fondly remember the days of yore when she would excitedly sit down and play Crash Team Racing, and other assorted games, with me
>Still vividly remember the point at which I decided playing video games with my mother was embarrassing, and stopped
>Know she had her feelings hurt, but she never said anythingI'm so sorry mom, I love you more than you could possibly know.
>>322127714
Probably call us all losers, wrestle with all his spyware pop-ups, then slam his laptop shut while 20 torrents are seeding in the background because he forgot about them.
The last time I remember something related was back when Paper Mario: TTYD came out. She was talking on the phone with a friend of hers.
>so hows you son doing?
>he's okay, playing that nerd game I bought him and stuck where the princess mixes potions or something
>they both laugh
I think she also said something like "You're playing with your russian friends again?" while I was playing Stalker.
>playing team fortress 2
>dad wants to try
>let him try out soldier
>he wobbles the camera around everywhere and walks in circles blowing rockets up everywhere and eventually killing himself
>wow anon how do you play these things
>>322132973
And now you play games as nigger potatoes
>>322132973
You're a little cunt dude. Go play some games with your mom, it's not like you have friends anyway
>2015, 2016 in some parts of the world
>letting your parents know that you play Atelier
>>322133773
Nigga I collect plastic anime dolls and anime wallscrolls.
I'm beyond repair.
>>322107593
>fighting O&S while mom watches
>"this game looks stupidly impossible"
>"that doesn't even look fun anymore"
>"you have to be some kind of a masochist to keep trying"
>"you're still going? you're just going to die again"
>"just give up, you can't win"
Now that I think of it, she often talks like a generic anime villain
Yeah my dad watches me play the WiiU sometimes
>play splatoon
>that gun sucks, you should use the gun that guy is using
>play smash
>Wow that guy is bad
>Why do you only play this character? I want to see more
>started playing xenoblade X
>Do you ever play the game or do you just watch it?
Shame he doesn't play video games anymore.
Dad used to play vidya with me. He was always amazing to me because he had beaten halo on legendary and had all the elite stuff in battlefront 2. Then I played halo 3 with him and was recking his shit and I got real sad. Beating my video game hero didn't give me satisfaction. Just sadness
My mother used to scream at me while playing Starcraft.
She gets super pissed when characters start repeating lines over and over.
At one point she even forced me to mute the game.
>playing MGS4
>snak shoots vamp in the head
>vamp twirls around and catches his phone before collapses
>Dad: "Yeah right."
>Anon: "He's a vampire."
>Dad: "Oh..."
>separate occasion, same game
>hour long custscene
>Mom: "Watcha watchin?"
>Playing Smash4, for glory 1v1
>Yoshi main
>Dad walks in
>"Why the hell are you using that weird ass embryo every round?"
>>322133637I actually play games as nigger Roes
>>322135079
I would always feel sad and purposely lose anytime I came close to beating my parents at vidya
My mother said that she thought it was impressive how fast I navigated the menus in Disgaea 5. Also that she liked the colorful character designs.
My dad wakes up at like 6 AM on the weekends to play vidya himself.
>>322135810
That's much better.
>parents having fun playing and watching younger siblings play vidya
>tfw they never bothered to with me
bittersweet
>>322103347
One time I got Street Fighter 2 for my birthday.
I started playing it in the living room while all the adults were talking.
My grandma walked in when I was fighting Chun-Li and she said "Damn, her legs are muscular. She is hot"
That was the weirdest time i've played SF2
>>322105292
But anon it is an unfinished piece of shit for autists and 8 year olds
>me and my brother playing DoA5
>my mom is also in my room, playing Rhythm Heaven on my DS
>she fails the remix again, looks up to the TV, see the women beating each other out in revealing clothes
>smiles and comments how they seem made of plastic
>goes back to playing rhythm heaven
I love her so much
>>322136058
>Lose on purpose so that parents don't get sick of the game and keep playing
I know that feel.
>>322103347
Back when I was younger player 1.6
Literally in dutch
>are you winning son?
>>322115572
>>322121716
Now you can get your sister to like this and have her cosplay so you can literally fuck a senran.
My mom and her boyfriend watched me play Red Dead Redemption once and I was in Tall Trees just riding with my horse.
I eventually made my way to the lake and dismounted my horse only for it to walk forward into the dock and fall in the water killing itself. My mom's boyfriend began laughing like crazy and my mom asked if the horse was dead.
I miss those days.
My mom said
>Totori is a cocksucking slut holy shit.
>Dad borrows PS2 from me
>Give him a bunch of games that I thought he might like
>a few days later I notice Persona 4 is gone
>oh fuck
>Get a call from dad
>"Can you date everyone at the same time?"
>>322138928
>DA:O
>Scene where Morrigan appears.
>"Wow she looks like she's gonna fall out of her top."
Thanks mom.
My parents used to play Mario Kart 64 with me every once in a while when I was younger, for some reason my mom always managed to get a few wins on Moo Moo Farm as well
>tfw hardly ever interact with parents despite living with them as a 20 year old NEET
>literally a couple of sentences a day
Even when I talk to them if feels incredibly awkward. I call them by their names if I need to say something.
>>322138909
why would she say that about a cute girl?
>>322139463
>>322138909
Because his mom is based and knows that Rorona or Esty are best.
>be a lil niglet at 7 years old living in the hood
>richest people in the neighborhood because my dad owned a successful restaurant (we even had Kevin Hart and Freddie Gibbs preform there at one point)
>dad plays vidya occasionally, but mostly casual shovelware on his PS1
>one Christmas, he decides to buy us a GameCube with smash bros
>my siblings and friends play the shit out of it, but he barely takes notice
>one night we finally get him to play with us
>sucks at first until he starts maiming Link
>immediately becomes hooked and starts kicking our asses without ease
>get home from school and literally play smash all night
>eventually me and my brother get gud and finally start posing a challenge to him
>he loves the game so much, that he shows it to his friends and get them involved too
>one weekend, he hosts a small, pay in smash tourney
>literally the entire neighborhood shows up, even the gangsters
>everyone's getting high and drunk as fuck
>the pot reaches $7500
>all night long, my living room is filled with ghetto ass niggers screaming at each other over smash bros
>me and my brother are cleaning house and kicking copious ass
>we eventually get knocked out
>my dad makes it to the final four, but loses to a Marth main
That was one of the greatest nights of my childhood.
>parents see me playing a game
>they never watch
>have had absolutely no comment whatsoever, about anything
>Playing DaS2 when dad walks in
>"Wait anon, is that a chick? That's weird."
>>322140054
He doesn't want you to be a faggot.
>be me,12(years ago)
>playing guilty gear XX accent core on ps2
>horrible at fighting gaems,still managing to git gud
>dad comes in
>sees me playing
>"hey,can i play too?"
>"yeah,but the game is pretty hard"
>"hey kiddo,before you were born,i was a master in those arcades machines"
>''meh,okay"
>hands him a controller and put on VS mode
>i pick up slayer and he goes with SOL
>select a random stage
>manage to strike on round on him>reks me up and owns mei'm still shit at fighting games
should i give up?
>>322132973
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>>322103347
>those guards are retarded
My father upon seeing splinter cell.
>>322103347
My folks helped fund my new PC as a graduation gift from uni, my dad walked into see how it was running when I was playing Alien Isolation. He seemed pretty interested since he saw the original in theaters back in '79.
Talked about how he never could've imagined games coming this far from Pong or Pac-Man.
The other time he took an interest was when I was playing Tera with my human slayer.
>>322141814
At least you weren't playing Elin
>Playing games
>Mom:"Hey anon, what is that game? It looks old"
>Me: "Battletoads. I'm almost done with level 5."
>Mom: "Did you pre-order it at Gamestop? Or did you get it from Pawn Stars?"
Based.
>>322107859
>I'm playing USF4
>Dad: "Do these games ever change? I swear you've been playing this one for like 5 years!"
To be fair, my Dad is actually a really fucking good Soul Calibur player, so he gets it, and was trying to fuck with me.
Also
>Playing SF5 Beta
>Nash Vs. Mika
>Mika hits critical art
>Mom walks in the room
>Me: "Uhh... I'm not playing as that character"
>>322114786
>Playing MGS2
>Mom walks in
>Mom: "WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO IN THESE GAMES, DO YOU ENJOY IT OR SOMETHING?"
>I finally get to the end of the game
>Think back to what Mom said
>Meta as fuck
>>322142130
Yeah I'm glad I wasn't. Trying to interact with my dad is weird, since our interests are so far away it's hard to find common ground. I do love him, but I don't know how to act.
>>322125456
>>322126831
People who complain about their parents in these threads are usually edgy faggots, but your Dad actually sounds like an asshole.
>>322128819
Not just being black, any minority can get in easier. Some Unis even agree to give you free college if you're not white, have good grades, come from a shit school and community, and meet the minimum for entrance (i.e. me). They usually only do it for high schools close to them though.
>>322111683
>a Miku shirt
Fucking autist.
>playing Ocarina of Time as a kid
>mom flies in the room to clean a bit
>sees me staring at dogs
>she starts looking
>I beckon her to come have a look
>she goes all "aaaaw" at the puppies following link around town at night
I miss her so much, sometimes I just turn ready to call her to see something she would like in the games that I play only to remember she isn't here anymore.
>>322121985
>people have opinions set in stone that will NEVER EVER change until the day they die!
You never actually grew up.
>>322115182
>Protestants
Literally the worst of Christianity.
>>322115151
holy shit this so much, I lost my virginity at 21 but by that time I was already into monster girls so you can guess how bored I was, I even tried to tie the girl up but nothing, I just pounded her silly for like 20 minutes before realizing what a fucking snooze fest it is, then I remembered how fun it was to play Illusion soft games when I had no idea how a vagina looked like so I tried applying hentai game features to real life sex pretending it was a game in which my goal was to make the girl cum more times than me, after that It became fun, now she thinks I am a gentleman for taking care of her during sex, top fucking kek.
>>322110072
you're pretty cool anon.
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>>322111312
well accidents can turn out to be happy
>>322146670
>>322146670
yeah, rip
>>322147849
>>322147907
hey now life wouldn't be that meaningful without death
>>322116852
>>322146813
Poster of >>322105292 here. >>322121985 is a different anon.You're right. I shouldn't have acted the way I did to her. It has been a rough day.
>>322116850
>go out of your way to find them
nay, son
remember the 'evangelical' in evangelical christian
>>322147475
Yep, there's an initial glowing period where sex is awesome and fun and then it just becomes a chore, you just think things like "my jaw hurts, I'm still in the first position, I have to go through doggy style and cowgirl before I can go back to playing video games, I licked this tit for 30 seconds and now I have to lick the other for 30 seconds goddammit, I wonder what would happen if I just left the titlicking lopsided, would she even care? okay gotta make moaning and grunting noises but not too loud, can't be completely silent but not ridiculously loud either, I'm hungry, I think there's leftover pizza but it's gonna taste like pussy unless I brush my teeth first but then it will taste like toothpaste, would I rather eat pussy pizza or toothpaste pizza?"
>Now you you are playing chinese games? -Dad, Touhou 11
>>322148279
>pussy pizza
