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Yuri is master.
HAHAHAHAHA
>>322073683;_;
>>322071601
OOOON THE MOVE
CHINA WILL GROW LARGER
>>322073419
>>322073940
>there will never be a proper sequel to Generals
end it all now, senpai
>>322073791
I remember being legitimately creeped out by this as a kid.
>>322073791
YOUR HELPLESSNESS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, SAVAGE
IT WILL BE A SILENT SPRINGmy favorite unit
>sister asking me what I want for xmas
>we're not doing too well financially so I just say "its okay, i dont really want anything right now"
>she's really insistent about it
>oh hey, how about I get you a steam game
>c&c4 was on sale
>been reminiscing about them ol' days where I just sit in an island with bridges destroyed, then spend 5 hours just paradropping troopers into my base
>tell her to get that one
>mfw its shit
>didnt even play it beyond 2hrs
>next day
>sister asks why I'm not playing the game
>"o-oh, I finished it last night. Great game sis"
>>322074169
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
YOU LOOK TOO HAPPY
YOU SHOULD BE MORE GREEN
[HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES]
ONE-WAY TRIP!
WATCH OUT FOR THE BUMPS!
>>322074216
>see a tree in the middle of the road
THIS DAY WILL BE REMEMBERED
THEY WILL NEVER FORGET
>>322074475
FUCK
FORGOT IMAGE
Who's your favorite C&C character beside Kane?
>>322074608
DR Thrax
>>322071601
Let me launch one, huh?
IT'S FASTER DYING!
WOOOHOHOHO
SPLASHY TIME! WE CRUSH THE WATER!
NOBODY WILL NOTICE THEIR MONEY IS MISSING
>Slow moving dog moving towards my base
>clearly my colors but I can't select it
AI please go.
>>322073683
AK-47s FOR EVERYONE
>>322074531
>Did a eight person skirmish
>Win completely but one fucking team was left still, one fucking unit that I somehow missed
>Scoured the whole goddamn map
>Started launching super weapons everywhere
>Sent roving squads of dolphins and squids to search the water
>Sent screen-slowing armies of terror drones to inspect the landscape
>Sent my tanks to blow up every goddamn tree
>Spent nearly two fucking hours looking for that lone unit
>Ended up being a Chrono Harvester hidden under a rock outcrop
>>322075261
>almost 2016
>having no taste in waifus
>>322075313
HOORAYY
>>322075521
>that guy who hides a second baseI was that guy
I'll give you a nice erection!
>>322075734
I almost always kept a hovercraft with MCV in it JUST in case things went to shit, and always kept a war factory and base defense built on backup in case things went ass up. Saved my ass once when a match went really south and I lost everything. Had to rely on hit and run tactics with Seige Choppers until my lowly oil field built up enough funds to rebuild my base.
CHINA WILL GROW LARGER
How come they don't make games in the isometric 2d graphics anymore?
I would throw my money at a new C&C game with the RA2/Tiberian Sun style
>>322075528
>not stealthily rubbing one out to tanya on the family computer when everyone is downstairs
This was the part where I learned that my PC back then couldn't handle Generals.
>>322076208
Easy to make 1 3d model then several sprites for all 8 directions.
>>322076047
FUN FACT, if you build more than one factory or barracks, they train units faster. 8 war factories trains apocs about as fast as a single barracks trains GI's.
>>322076291
the sprites are just mirrored. No extra work.
>>322074235
>made his sister buy CC4
You monster. The least you could do is commit suicide to restore your family's honor, but you didn't even do that.
EA raped and killed Westwood Studios.
Fucking amazing game.
>>322074235
>buy an old ass game instead of pirating
Yeah, your sister fucked up. She should have gotten you a blowjob instead.
>>322079030
Calm down /a/, real sisters don't actually fuck their brothers.
>>322076272
>tfw everything would run in slow motion
Red Alert 3 is a good game.
>>322080862I agree. Gundam Heads were fun
>>322080862I know
>>322080862
It's mediocre as fuck and >hurr durr every single unit need to have flashy special ability! is pants on retarded. Also worst Tanya.
>>322080862
It was ok. Not RA2, but then again, nothing's as good as RA2.
RA2:YR is the best RTS ever made. Starcraft babbies BTFO
>>322074345
>Made an army of desolaters
>Sent the army to a semi important spot on the map i dident want to worry about
>Deployed them all so they infect that area.
>go about my business as usual
>unit lost
>Unit lost
>Unit lost..
>"Those assholes are under attack already?"
>Check out the area, no enemy troops, and the desolaters still there are loosing health
>Mfw desolaters arnt immune to radeation
>>322081372
Most unbalanced maybe. Starcraft's gameplay is much superior to RA2's. But nobody plays C&C games for the deep mechanics, right?
>>322081657
>RA2
>unbalanced
GIT GUD
RA2:YR is very well balanced.
>>322082832
t. le Mind Control Guy
>>322082832
>>322074019
EA can be redeemed. There is still light in him. I know it.
High speed, low drag
Why made RA2 so fun? how come modern RTS can't replicate that same style?
C&C seems to be dead and SC2 is a huge disaster
>>322084590
Live-action clips were goat with pretty much perfect cast for every single character. Unit design was pretty good too, and whole game still looks awesome even after 15 years.
SC2 is better in multiplayer than ever before, the campaigns are utter shit however. WoL was still solid but that's pretty much it. Fuck Metzen.
>>322074019
Generals could never get made today. It was made in the early 2000's when PC briefly died out in the states. Now PC is stronger than ever, and you could never have a cartoonish/comical Muslim stereotype army.
>>322073850
Why... why Westwood Studios..
>>322084590
Tanya > Eva
>>322086190
Zofia > both of them
>>322071601
WITNESS YOUR DOoOOOooOOM
>>322086190
>>322086402
Wrong
Eva > all
>>322085485
You underestimate the power of TRUMP.
Can I have some shoes?
>>322086927
>>322087016
Tfw you buy them 1k shoes
"Thank you for the new shoes"
Gradenko, how long did it take the gas to work?
>>322079775
I wouldn't know, I only have a brother.
