>"See you soon! Going in for my surgery"
>Last Online: 533 days ago
>>321972419
I made friends with a swedish guy of my same age some months ago. Then one day after playing CS:GO he tells me after going on a mission with some priests and doctors in Congo he got both aids and malaria and he's feeling weeker and weeker as the days pass.
>Last online 349 days ago
>>321972419
Reminds me of some friend of mine that couldn't beat cancer 2 years ago, it hurts each time i log on steam and i see his profile on my friendlist.
Oh man I heard about these on reddit!
Okay let me try
>brb noise at window
>last online 453 days ago
XD
Did I do it right??
>>321972419
>Shit That Never Happened: The Thread
>>321972695
just unfriend him then.
>>321972752
shut up you meme loving fuck
>>321972609
>he got both aids and malaria
>aids AND malaria
Am i the only one who found this funny, i mean wtf was the guy doing, having bareback orgies and then eating mosquitoes.
>change router
>don't bother to update PS3 settings since it's a glorified blu ray player
>last online 604 days ago
>>321972695
do you comment on his profile calling him a fucking faggot every once in a while as a way to show your respect?
ME
>Yo man Wanna Play some Gta
Steam Friend
>Not tonight I have work tomorrow
>Last online 3 hours ago
It hurts so much.
>>321972876
Bandits raided a caravan he was with, and he had to perform first aid with no equipment to 4 bleeding people, or so he said. But yeah, he could have also done that.
>>321972609
>swedish
of fucking course
>>321973032
ok this is sounding fucking interesting
Full story on this guy and what he was doing over there?
>>321973046
what of it? Not everyone is so unlucky to be born american.
>bye anon see you in 154 days!
>last online: 155 days
>>321973102
He was a paramedic. You know, the guy that aids you in the ambulance. So when he went down there with catholic priests and actual doctors he was some kind of factotum, but mostly babysitted children or helped the elders.
They ran out of bandages and alcohol or any proper medicine at their village, so he offered to escort the elderly and the younglings to an hospital. Apparently bandits shot their car on the way back home while there was like 10 people between the missionaries and the natives on a jeep made for 5, 6 people maybe?
They took every medical equipment and left without doing further damage, but the guys there had to save each others' lives without gloves. Don't know anything else.
>check old mmo guild
>literally no one online for almost 3 years
>>321972609
the number 349 is a meme.
this is fake.
>>321973408
>the guy that aids you in the ambulance
>aids
>>321973461
my side keks
>>321973461
He was such a cool guy that he got roasted on 4chan after dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6aNjJRbrA
>>321973560
Did you really have to do that.
It's not even funny
>that kid who died in middle school
>>321972609
Sounds like my friend.
His name was Ahab.
We were both hurt in a helicopter crash and he went into a coma. They had to make his face new because it was too damaged, now he kinda looked like me.
Anyways, my son killed him in Zanzibar.
>>321973174
Sweden has a reputation for humanitarian efforts, or if you're on /pol/, they're "cucked".
I'm not American either
>That kid who committed suicide in middle school
>>321973560
literally kill yourself my man
>"Brb gotta shit"
>Last Online: 246 days ago
>>321973819
Oh god. This fat kit was jogging furiously because everyone made fun of him at school, and he fucking DIED from a heart attack at 12.
Nobody even fucking cared or felt bad about it, they all tought he was just a fat nuisance fun to kid around, but they all spit in each others' eyes to simulate tears when interviewed by the local news.
>>321973909
It still hurts.
>that kid who was a transand not even the good kind
>>321973882
>>321973882
>brb shower
>last online 65 million years ago
>>321973656
>>321973752
>>321973976
>>321974056
What is the video about?
>>321973909
>he did it while playing some dumb "Blackout" game with his brother
and everyone felt bad, pathetic
>People repost this maymay again and again
>The time never increases
>>321974075
had a faggot like that in high school now he's extremely gorgeous and 1000% passable, fuck gamestop
>>321974214
>brb shower
>last online May 1945
>>321974268
You should have been nicer to him senpai.
>>321972419
>anyone ever being that positive about surgery
>>321974305
>>321974389
gay nigger
>>321972419
I just started my very first playthrough of snake eater and man it is hard or maybe I just suck
>>321974496
why does he wear the mask!
>>321974380
>>321974389
Fucking perfect.
>>321974421
>>321974554
>>321974551
If I pulled that off, will he die like anon's friend?
>>321974075
>made friends with a dude on tf2
>pretty cool and fun to play with
>dick around with him on servers just doing stupid shit
>he got into mlp when the craze started
>didn't really care much at the time, just acted as usual
>he progressively got more and more weird
>started talking about all the fanfics that he had read and cried to
>made brony friends and joined brony steam groups
>some months after his conversion he announces to me that he's gay
>keep cool about it because I don't really care
>he gets into anime and starts talking to me about anime since I watch some too
>a few months later he tells me that he's going on hormones because he wants to be a girl and has a boyfriend now
>tell him he's a fucking freak and delete him
Was honestly creeped out by this fucker by the end. How do people fucking change like that?
>>321974496
Manny Maquetta, Who is he!
>>321974668
They go around adult gif, see a sissy hypno and get converted.
>>321974668
I have one like that, minus the mlp phase.
Luckily he stayed cool and never brought it up again after the reveal. Honestly he is the only legit trans person i know that isn't doing it to be a special snowflake.
>"Thanks for all the good memories, anon :)"
>Last Online: 277 days agoPlease be safe, Mark
Seems like most of them moved on and started having a life.
You guys remained in the same place.
Move on, anons.
Move on.
>>321974954
no.!
3:
>>321974668
TF2 and the MLP fanbase seem to go hand in hand for whatever reason.
>>321974668
Life has taught me that human beings are one passion away from insanity. A normal person is just someone who hasn't found their passion yet.
Also
>have cool friends
>love hanging out with them
>one of them says he likes mlp but he's such a down to earth, reasonable, and cool guy I don't think anything of it
>a few months later he comes out as a transexual
>my super straight annoyed to even be called gay friend starts dating him because they were really close friends
>anything I say is offensive
>can't take the shit seriously anyway so I lose all respect for both of my friends and it just makes it impossible to maintain
>now have no friends
Cool
>>321974668
Madman's insight.
I cry every time I look anon
I've even tried googling what little info I have to just confirm something but it always leads to dead ends
>Be right back, bro, someone's at the door
>Last online 7 years ago
>Comes online suddenly
>Sorry about that, mate, was the pizza guy, as I was saying...
>>321974214
Why did I laugh at this
>>321973420
Same here with my old CS source friends. They all should be old men now too.
>>321974309
Wasn't mean to him but he would flirt with me and I would ignore him
>>321973909
this happened to me,the principals came in a gave the news and nobody cared the day after
>brb smoke
>last online: 10 days ago
H-hello?
>>321975327
dimensional rift
>>321975495
Is it me you're looking for?
>friend hasn't been on Steam for 13 days
>been Away on Skype for awhile
C-Come on pal, I didn't get to tell you Merry Christmas
>>321975551
I fucking keked
>>321975163
nuklehboy?
>"Yeah I'll pick up the kids and meet you there, love you!"
>Last Online: 2 days ago
>>321975440
Maybe he's still interested and you can get some of that passable boipussy.
>have internet girlfriend
>she disappeared 3 (4 now?) years ago
>no trace left behind
>>321975894I know this feel from long ago.
>>321975934
hardly even remember what she looked like man
>>321975823
He has a boyfriend
>pic very related (it's him)
>>321976010
Wow.
>>321975710
she meet someone while getting the kids and they are together now
that orshe went back to her ex like all the whores do
>>321975934
This is a feel i havent felt in a long time
>>321976046
Seen one too many ERP threads?
>>321976046
He acts like a complete bitch and is a self proclaimed fashoinista and does hair dressing as a profession not a single masculine bone in his body except the boner.
>>321973321
Ok this made me laugh.
>>321976046Not even the dick?
>>321976046
Wanna ERP? Even better if you do it as frog girl there.
>>321976212
*unzips basketball*
>>321976010
Anon why would you lie on the internet? Jesus
>>321976046
thought you were replying to
>>321976010
ignore
>>321976189
>>321972876
He was fucking Swedish, the most decadent scum of the earth.
>>321976242
Here's the catchIt's all true
>>321976160
i have never erped. one time i caught one of my friend erping on irc in a lecture, it was funny.
>>321976212
no thanks, sorry
>>321976203
okay yeah the penis, it can look pretty nice, but ya know. not in a gay way.
>play gears of war co-op single player with a online friend
>says he's was going to watch a movie with his brother
>last online 4 years ago
>still on chapter 3-5
Can we agree that dick, ass and pussy are all just fine?
Even iftrans dick [spoiler\] is actually better?
>>321973909should've been me desu
>>321976392
>trans dick
no, not really
>brb Gensokyo
Last online: 130 days ago
>>321976370
Your loss anon. You fucking tease.
>>321976392
Trans dick is the masterrace of genitalia.
>>321976423
why so many posts get desu in them even if nobody writes it? I fucking had this 5 times today.
>that dude you used to chat and play mmo's with every week 5 years ago
>suddenly logs into Skype after 5 years
>"umm who are you?"
>>321975163
Don't give lame-asses that kind of credit by calling it "passion" and talking like functioning people just aren't whole yet.
Normal people are people that haven't gotten swept up in a craze and sold their soul for it. That shit so sad to me. So many people that straight up choose to be something else instead of themselves.
>>321976459
Ikr? You can put it in your hands, mouth, ass and it will always taste feminine, salty and good.
>>321972609
>Swede getting AIDS
>Being surprised by this
>Not realizing Swedes live off negro semen
You knew what you got into, mate
>>321976579
The paradox being that most of them don't like it touched.
>me and steambro always shitting on gmod servers
>"hey guys, wanna see a train station?"
>we both start spamming trains til the server lags or crashes
>lels commence
>then one day find out he killed himself
>turns out he stood in front of a train irl
>last online 93 days ago
RIP Zekon
>>321975985
>>321976146
Same, but it was just disappointing to waste so much time and be so trusting back then.
I few dudes that added me haven't been online in several years. I never talked to them though and I doubt it was anything bad, but it makes me feel shitty for continuing to play vidya.
>>321975163
I feel you anon. My best friend and gaming buddy that I met in the air force became a tranny a few years back. Slowly but surely he started losing interest in vidya. After a few months of hormones wrecking his body all he wanted to talk about was tranny shit, makeup, cltohes, decorating. The games were no longer in him.
Fucking sucks. He was one of the only people I've met that had almost all the same interests in game genres as me. Now I play CK2 alone.
>>321976375
or maybe he was inspired by tdkr and fake his death to live with his gf in france.
>>321976692
How do you find these things out? Always wondered.
>>321976010
oh you done fucked up, anon
>see you tommorrow man
>last online: 2 days ago
>>321973909
>dumb redneck assholes play chicken with their HEUGASS trucks going 50mph
>fucking crash into eachother
>one dies, the other walks away with minimal damage
>everyone then pretends to have been best friends with the shitstain, despite the fact they flat out hated them less than a week ago openly.
Fucking high school, man.
>>321977570
Life in general brah
>>321977643
His funeral was the most depressing shit i've ever seen. Not because it was people genuinely mourning the loss of a friend, but because everyone was just pretending to be sad so they could get attention.
>"brb"
>Faggot is Away.
if steam sets your status to Away you've been gone for upwards of 10 minutes which ISNt being right back you s hit
>>321977897
When you get older time moves faster and 10 minutes feels like a minute and a half.
I wish I was fucking joking.
Why are we born to die /v/? ;_;
>>321977962
It's because time is relative. I was actually having this discussion with a co-worker last week about how time passes. When you're a kid 10 minutes feels like fucking ages but when you're older (his example at like 57) was a year for him passes like it's fucking nothing. Time just starts to fly by the longer you're on earth.
>>321978107
>>321977962
Life is hell
sometimes i get hit with the crippling anxiety and i don't log onto steam for a couple of days (longest it's been is like 3 weeks).and i have to start to study really hard next year and i'm afraid people will forget about me.
sorry for blog but i can't be the only one who feels like that, right? it's not like people don't talk to me or anything, but it's an irrational fear.
Make a status update or something on steam explaining it so people don't think you're dead
>>321978431
It goes out when you accept that you're alone in face of life and death. Until then, people will be connected to you brother
Have no fear.
>>321978431
Who cares if people forget you because you're studying, you've got time to make acquaintances and friends when you finish that degree and get into the career you want. Don't let social issues get in the way of one of the most important times of your life.
>>321972419
>ttyl going to bed
>Last Online: 1 Minute ago
>>321978732
rip
>>321978679
i'm on my way to accepting it but social anxiety tends to pump up the despair part of it. slowly i'm getting there though.
>>321978726
i'm not trying to make excuses or anything but i forsee that at least for this first year i won't be making too many friends.
people in the class just have different ideas about things than i do. nothing special or anything but eh.
>>321976692
At least he died the way he lived.
>>321976557
fucking end my life
>>321973896
or if you're finnish you know for a fact that all swedish men have a lust for homosex and hate heterosex
its been confirmed
>friend that was last online 278daya ago logs on and messages me
Nic to know he aint dead
>played WoW since 2005 vanilla
>was in a leveling guild
>met someone who became my friend and mentor
>we raided together at 60 after leveling together
>we spent the whole of The Burning Crusade together and enjoying the game
>Come WOTLK, he decides to hang up the towel and randomly quit without saying goodbye
>His still on my friends list as I sit in this Garrison
>Last Online: 6 years ago
God bless his soul
>>321974305
>>321979729
man so many dark souls fanarts / promo arts are so good for these kinds of storys
that reminds me is there a fetish for sad / tired guys in armour
>>321972419
>going for dinner now, see you later bro :)
>last online: 19 minutes ago
>Last online: Online
>>321979926
im so sorry for your loss anon
>>321979729
>play in vanilla wow before honor system or even battlegrounds were a thing
>been in same guild since leveling in the barrens with my orc warrior early vanilla up until wotlk where i switched servers
>come back on the server in wod
> /who my old guild from vanilla/bc
>its still going
>ask about the people i used to know, no one knows them
>ask about old guild leader
>"he has eye cancer, he cant see enough to play the game anymore"
>mfw
>crush comes online
dont talk to me
>>321980282
this is what i fear sometimes
>>321977754
That's redneck funerals though man - everyone turns up, you HAVE to turn up, you HAVE to join in the performance or enjoy having nobody at your redneck funeral.
>get noticed a few weeks ago that one of your friends died because of cancer
>he died 3 months ago
>check his steam profile
>last online: 90 days ago
>have been friends for 6 years during middle school
>he spent his last days in a hospice because he had terminal cancer
>he doesn't message me once even though we have been friends on steam for years
Guess I'm really that forgettable.
>>321980282
I haven't been online for a while though
>meet a girl online
>come close
>visit her and we bang
>last online: 11 months
>suddenly comes online
>'Pay me money for your child you retard lol'
>>321972609
People actually believe this ?
>"Going in for my surgery! See you soon, friend!"
>Last Online: 3285 days ago
>bye friend got to go
>last online 20 centuries ago
Still hurts :((((((((())(((
>>321973882
Obligatory "Blame Huey" reply
http://youtu.be/KkwMG5el7oI
~add random faggots from /v/
~never talk to them unless they message me first
~only ever played games with one of them once before
>>321974551
>>321974663
Because you liked mgs2
>>321973408
I wish I could slowly torture people like those bandits to death
>>321972419
>I'll brb when half life 3 is released bro
>Last Online: more than 7 years ago
>Ahah my base is being inspected by the UN
>See you around my friend !
>last only a long long time ago
>oh no
>not me
>>321978107
When you're ten, a year is a tenth of your life, when you're sixty, it's a sixtieth of your life, so it feels shorter.
>>321979873
I dunno if its a fetish as such but I know what you mean. Guy in armour implies a quest, determination, a goal, a purpose and that resonates with men really strongly. Having him seem tired or sad implies he's faced mighty challenges and some may have even brought him low, which we also really identify with. That and having him look defeated while not visibly injured means what he faced was a matter of spirit, not physical pain which, again, opens up another not-often-touched-upon side to men. That we're sensitive to certain matters, not all brick walls of stalwartness.
>>321982851
That only explains how time feels in retrospect though - in your memory when you look back on the year that passed.
It does not explain if you feel time passes faster during each minute of the day you are currently experiencing.
>>321982837
>we spoke of was and when
>>321973909
>tfw I was that kid
>eve online
>only playing a month
>meet guy who was asking for help
>his second day
>help him out for a couple hours
>end up playing with this guy everyday for 7 months
>best of bros
>wake up
>his character terminated
>find 30 billion isk(money)
>a literal fortune since I had around 100 million at the time
>one message
>goodbye anon it was fun
>game never the same
>it's been a year now
>I haven't logged in 6 months
>One fucking braggart bully who did nothing but trash others
>Rides a motorcycle
>Girlfriend a dumb whore also in his class
>Laughs when he bullies others
>He skidded with his motorcycle on the highway near my place
>Planted his skull facefirst into a tree at like 80mph
>Friend calls me (who was in his class) telling me
>I nonchalantly go "oh really? ok" and immediately trailed off to some other shit I needed to talk to him about
>Class is in mourning "ah mah gawd he was such a good boy" etc etc
>Few years later highway got renovated, the trees got replaced, his photo stuck to the trunk (as remembrance) removed
>Nobody gives a fuck
If doing jackshit in life doesn't absolve you of being a cunt, dying doesn't automatically do it neither. Die a cunt, you're forever a cunt.
>>321975327
Did you really think he was allowed to move in my 「World」?
>tfw his gf comes over for christmas
>she's suspicious of me because i'm a fag
>last online 5 days ago
it's not fair man
>hey guys just a quick update we have some tornadoes around so power is off but I'll film with my phone if any come this way
>last update 21st March 2013
fucking tornado alley man
>gonna take a nap, feel tired
>last online: 4 hours ago
>>321972876
The mosquwitu had aids.
> "hey hold on the phone is ringing gotta get it"
> ...
> "that's weird you mother is on the phone and says she's waiting outside to talk to me about something important. I'll just find out what it is and come back in 5 mins"
> 5 mins later...
> User has disconnected
> Last online: 5 hours ago
>>321972419
Make friend in NWN. Cool guy, had his problems. Think he was wheelchair bound and born with shit ton of issues. Loved Diablo but I never g ot to play it with him. Said he was going for a surgery. Haven't seen him since but he is online often. I do not know what to think of it. He was a positive as hell to while I was a pessimistic asshole.
>that time you had an internet girlfriend from japan
>that time you stripped for some horny girl
>that time you got caught watching porn via not deleting your history
>All those fucking girls that flirted while I'm wondering what the fuck is wrong with them
>That time I went into the talent show and forgot the lyrics
>that one time where you got BTFO by several girls for being to cocky
>that one time where a girl slaps your ass
>Brb it's my gf's boyfriends turn to play
>Last online 2 hours ago
>brb man, gotta go to chinese class
>last online: 2007
Shit, now that I'm not using my Xbox any more I could tell everyone I'm going for surgery and never log back in again.
