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What are some utterly fucking retarded character designs in vidya?
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What are some utterly fucking retarded character designs in vidya?
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>>321971715
You can find so many counters for that its hilarious
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>>321971715
I have no idea about the game but yeah this is pretty stupid.
Where does his hand go?
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>>321971837
obvi it transformed into the gun
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>>321971715

That'll be a bitch to actually aim.
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>>321971715
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
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I'm glad it caused anuses to flare up, but it seriously looks stupid.
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>>321971830
>Manly Tears cuts your pizza
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>>321972354
who cares the MGS series has always had stupidly designed characters. if you're assblasted at the sexualization that's a staple in the series too.
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>>321972623
>if you're assblasted at the sexualization
No, I think it physically looks stupid. Hell, just getting rid of the torn fishnet would be an improvement and maybe digitally giving her more of an ass considering all of the closeups it was getting. I got no dick-wiggling from her character model.
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>>321971715
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>>321971715
>ITT: JRPG protagonists
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>>321971830
where's the edit of this picture?
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>>321971715
hahahah what the fuck

its like 4 in the morning and i actually loled at this
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>>321971830
that nigga sword got encarta for windows 95 in it
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>>321971830
Just imagine the racket he makes while walking around.
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>>321972725
Honestly I agree. So much hubbub about over-sexualization in media, but I hardly find any of it very sexy. I am a very straight man, but breast size is not a 1:1 indicator of sexiness. If a girl has huge, beachball titties and bikini chainmail, there's nothing sexy about that. It starts looking like a parody of sexuality rather than something attractive at all.

I don't give a shit how much clothes my vidya characters do or do not wear, but fewer clothes and bigger boobs are not what make a character sexy.
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>>321971715
That is the dumbest fucking shit baka
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>>321972725
both of you missed the entire point that she isn't supposed to be sexy.

putting high waisted granny panties on her that ruin the look of her ass was an intentional decision.
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>>321973063
I seriously got more out of Paz than any pro-longed zoom-in on Quiet's chest-beefers ever did.

>>321973180
>isn't supposed to be sexy
Not even the most retarded Kojimafags believe that shit.
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>>321972623
But we shouldn't allow stupid design, that's why someone made the Picture in the op or >>321971830
And thought they could get away with it.
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>>321971715
where does his hand go
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>>321971830
What in the fuck
There's over the top sillyness
and then there's
...THIS
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>>321971982
Never mind that, imagine on having to deal with recoil from bullets of that calibre.
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time to bust out the big guns boys
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>>321972747
>still being mad about boo-boo keys
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>>321971715
Megatron, is that you?
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Anything spacemarine
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>>321972810

This one?
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>>321971830
>pizza cutter sword
>personal pizza storage device to supply your pizza cutter
>basil badge for seasoning pizza
>portable plates attached to elbows
>funnels in shoes to catch dropped anchovies
>fake beetle to put on a slice of pizza to scare away thieves

Where is the issue with this design?
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>>321971715

im a little teapot
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>>321973869
Nooj is suffering.
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>>321973968
HERESY
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>>321974271
40k is so retarded.
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>>321974104
come on son
>>321973869
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>>321973869
How does Nomura even sleep at night.
>Some poor dev had to model and texture this monstrosity.
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>>321974356
no need to be buttmad, not all can understand the glory of 40k
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>>321972747
I still don't understand what the big deal is. It's a fairy disguising itself as a key ring so it can steal keys. That's the kind of shit I expect a shitty little fairy to do. Or do people think the keys are part of it's body? Because they clearly aren't. When they faint you see it disconnect its ring and drops all it's keys.

Somebody explain this shit to me.
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>>321974482
>glory of 40k
>post horus heresy
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>>321974583
People are mad that they lost to it in a battle.
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>>321974647
What the fuck is that monstrosity?
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>>321973728
Literal perfection
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>>321973728
needs more

the ammo belt on his chest could be revolver barrels
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>>321971715
>Did not bother to draw the far hand
>ONLY THAT HAND

triggered
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>>321971715
That is a big revolver.
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>>321974271
You are seriously worse than furfags.
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>>321971830
Guy got a redesign that's like 10x better than the original.
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>>321974647
Literally just a better-designed Cloud Strife
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>>321974941
still looks like shit
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>>321974894
For you
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>>321973968
>anything warhammer

Fixed that for you.
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>>321974941
So he traded his nose for a more practical sword? Somehow this seems like a step down.
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>>321973728
a weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>321974514
Aw fuck off, Gogo's design perfectly captured the feel of some traveler from a foreign world.
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>>321973242

I just realized she has a V shaped scar on her torso. SO DEEP KOJIMA!
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>>321974647
I dunno man, that revolver looks pretty cool. Impractical, but awesome.
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>>321974647
believe it or not this gun is real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCwtLulkJ1Y

the absolute madman
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>>321974647
That looks cool.
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>>321971715

this looks amazing, where is is from?
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>>321975697
JoergSprave is wonderful. The jolly madman.
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>>321974583
>That's the kind of shit I expect a shitty little fairy to do

You could even say it's kind of shit Pranksters would do.

Klefki is great, I love everything about it. Genwunners need to apply themselves
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>>321973728
Holy shit I am dying
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>>321973728

Looks like YGO monster
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>>321975697
Is this real life heavy weapons guy?
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>>321971715
Pretty much all the designs in Kingdom Hearts.
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>>321975456
So the "V" stood for "vagina bomb" all along?
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>>321977271
I'd bomb that.
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>>321973968
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>>321971715
The joints don't look like they're hollow, so where do they go when he activates gun mode?
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>>321974647
You're a fucking retard.
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>>321978080
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>>321971715
How does he reload exactly?
Or get the bullet casings out?
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>>321978080
Oh sweet merciful fuck, what did they do to you, Grant? I ignored Judgement completely, but fucking christ...
>>321978141
... eh, still hit.
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>>321975386
Except she is not from a foreign world.
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>>321973728

I'm certain this is from Yugioh.
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>>321974647
Fuck you, that's not even remotely a terrible design, and it's meant to be a parody of Cloud Strife anyway. Of course it's going to be a little ridiculous-looking. No More Heroes has always been over-the-top.

Not to mention it's actually pretty damn cool-looking and he was one of the few good boss fights of that game.
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>>321973728
That's the kind of stuff that would appear in Middens as enemy.
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>>321978369
reminds me of Hylics for some reason
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>>321977360
Pretty female feet? In my vidya?

Fuck, I should buy MGSV sometime.
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>>321973246
The fuck? Are you vidya design police or someshit? Who gives a shit?
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>>321978525
/tv/ please go
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DON'T STOP ADDING SHIT
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>>321978598
I'm serious. Apparently they scanned pictures of Stefanie Joostan's feet too, for Quiet? Fuck I wish more games did that shit. I love feet.
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>>321978793
/tv/, STOP
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>>321971715
anything by riot.
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>>321974941
Why is there a pauldron on his sword arm, hindering his movement and not his shield or whatever that buckler on his elbow arm? Why is the bag attached to nothing? Why is there a belt dedicated to the beetle? Why does he have high heels and a nigga cap? Also the sword still looks dumb even by JRPG standards. Where is his nose?
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>>321978848
Jokes on you, I'm not even from /tv/.

There are a LOT of foot fetishists on /v/ dude.
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>>321975151
death corps of kreig look bad ass fuck you.
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>>321978848
that file name though.
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yeah swing that 50kg blade around in battle, totally works
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>>321978917
>boot swords
everytime
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>>321978975
Feet guys are so creepy
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>>321979160
Not really, it's just the stigma that's attached to the fetish.
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>>321977749

Shoots them out
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>>321978917
Nearly every dota 2 design is completely derivative, I don't think you are allowed to pretend they did a good job. Also, Viper still looks like a dildo with wings taped on backwards.
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Anything that's intentionally over the top is usually good
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>>321978793
here let me cater to your fetish
i heard a while ago that hidetaka miyazaki has a foot fetish but i cant find the source anymore.
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>>321979313
Still no excuse for league terrible design
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Just kidding I mean EVERYONE besides Ashley

And maybe the kid
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>>321979538

Yeah keep posting their 4+ year old models to prove your point :)

I'm not defending their shitty designs, but stop being facetious.
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>>321974647
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Footfags deserve death.
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>>321979864
i want to suck on priscillas toes
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>>321979907
Suck on a revolver, defective.
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>>321975151
Say that to my face mon'keigh
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>>321979949
the toes would kill me from the diseases i would get from all the dirt and shit on it anyways
so sure
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>>321980071
Do not sexualize Cereza!
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>>321980152
who?
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>>321973869
This one never fails to confuse me. I have a big soft spot for wacky fashion in video games but none of this comes together at all. It's just shit slapped on top of other shit.
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>>321980328
That dear, sweet woman I see praying in the graveyard. She's such a devout child, Jubileus the Creator must be pleased.
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>>321979647
>Thinking assless chaps and a thong looks good
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>>321979969
>dark eldar
no
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