Remember When N64s Were at McDonalds?
>>321962152
There's still a n64 at the McDonald's by my house, I live in a very rural area.
>>321962152
I played TTYD for the first time at a McDonalds.
It was a demo version before they even came up with a proper name for it and was just called Paper Mario 2.
>Mario Party 5 is set up in the playhouse
>timer reset was so short that you can't even get through the opening cutscenes and rules without it resetting.
What the fuck was the point of even having it in the first place?
>>321963128
A McDonald's near my old house had Melee.
It was some weird gimped version where you could only play on the Temple and only the starting roster was playable no matter how many hours were logged onto it. If I remember correctly, the item toggle wasn't available either, so items were set to on.
Those are probably the greasiest and dirtiest controllers on the face of the earth.
>>321963727
Sakurai Edition
>>321963815
ah fuck, you're right
Sneaky Japanese business men
played a fuckton of kirby 64
shit was so cash
stylish
>>321963727
I cant find any info about that online. You sure the only stage was temple?
>Panama
>We had Mario Tennis and Elmo 64 for years
>Untilthey remodeled every McDonalds
>>321964239
It was a long while back, almost 15 years ago, so my memory's spotty. The other starting stages might well have been playable, but I do definitely remember there were no hidden characters unlockable.
>>321964613
This was the case at the McD I worked, so one day I opened the cases for cleaning and found it didn't have Memory Cards so no progress was saved. Each day the manager turned off the electricity at the end of the day and there goes any progress
I must have grown up in the ghetto I never had those
the one near my house still had gamecubes with shovelware up until a few months ago.
the horrible condition they were in.
>controllers were fucking yellowed with grime
>monitors were constantly flashing on and off begging for death
>only 2 of the 4 systems were still functioning
>the ronald and friends decals had been clawed to shapeless blobs
>smears, nicks and cracks all over the entire case
children truly are terrible creatures
so you can watch your kids while you enjoy your big mac
>>321962152
My dentist office had an N64 set up like that. Had Banjo on it
>>321965645
"enjoy"
>>321965957
oh i see you got the joke now
>>321966065
"""""""""""""""""enjoy"""""""""""""""""
Mine ironically had a DDR
The waiting room at a clinic I went to when I was really young had a N64 and Banjo Tooie on it.
>>321963727
It was probably the demo. I remember playing it at a Toy'r'us kiosk.
>>321966295
Do you live in Pennsylvania?
Two that I occasionally went to had Neo Geo MVS cabinets. Those were my jam.
Only been to one that had n64s. Had F-zero X and Mario Party 3 with a 10 minute limit.
>>321966373
No. Texas.
Remember when hotels had these?
>>321962152
No. Only game consoles at fast food places I remember were XBox 360 at Carl's Jr
>>321966604
What
>>321966598
I got into the Chris Houlihan room in ALttP with one of these systems.
The room actually functions as a crash prevention measure; I didn't do that Pegasus Boot dash or anything (there's no way I could get it in the 30 minutes you had)
Played Tony hawk's pro skater two on one and it changed my life
>>321965546
i see that one in El Centro and to this day I have no idea what this was suppose to be
>>321966720
Carl's Jr had XBox 360s for a while. Never seen a game console at a McDonald's or any other fast food place.
>>321966598
>Walk into a hotel room in 2015
>See an N64 wired up a t.v. via a phone cable
>$7 for you can play Chess 64, Yoshi's Story, and Mario 64 for 30 minutes
Does anybody actually use this shit?
My McD's didn't have a N64. Wtf are you guys talking about?
>tfw i just went to McDonald's to play vidya
>sometimesfriendsmade parties at Mcdonald's
>i just told them to fuck off while i played vidya there
>they just looked at me like telling me come on and i just stayed there playing vidya
it felt good
>>321967434
Yeah mine had gamecubes but you were risking some serious bodily harm by touching the disgusting controllers
>>321964719
When I am an adult, I'm going to have this displayed in my apartment.
>>321967812
>when I'm an adult
>>321967812
>when I'm an adult
>>321967718
You mean it isn't safe to touch a controller covered in burger grease, fries and ketchup?
>>321964938
But that's not how N64 cartridges work you fucking retard. I remember renting a Smash64 cartridge with all the characters unlocked.
>>321968976
They're talking about Melee.
>>321968976
They were talking about Melee, as in on the GameCube.
>>321969093
>>321969110
O-oh.
Carry on then.
>>321962152
>taking sister to childrens hospital
>sitting out in the lobby
>see they have a n64 hooked up
>Ocarina of time hooked up
>sit in the little kids chair
>at the master sword when she is done
what am I doing with my life
>>321965645
In america this is considered a ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''restaraunt'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>321966598
>On a trip when I was young
>Decide I should try it out finally
>Cajole my parents into buying time
>Play Ocarina of Time
>Finally get to Deku Tree
>About to enter boss room
>Suddenly nothing
>INPUT MORE MONEY
>>321969325
>be in ronald mcdonald house while little sister is battling cancer
>playing knack on on-site ps4 between visits
At least we're scratching out enjoyment from something.
>>321962152
>>321964186
>>321964719
>>321965645
>mfw my brother and I didn't share
We were really good at Mario Tennis and none pf the parents cared enough to dispute our "winners keep playing" rule.
>>321967319
The cheap "family" hotel I stayed at during October had a ps2 setup that was free with the room, but it was literally a ps2 locked in a box. I don't know if the games were different from room to room or if there was any way to change them, but mine had super monkey ball deluxe.
>>321962152
no. at one point they had legos though.
>>321967812
Big Macs are awesome. Fuck all yall
Yeah I also remember when burgers were 2 times larger yet still cost the same as todays price.
I remember when Dominos used to sell pizzas so big that I couldn't finish even if I tried. Now a days I can eat half of one in a single bite.
>>321962152
No, never saw any. Plus, I could go home and play videogames instead.
>>321969993
I am an Amerifat, and Big Macs are awesome. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My McDonald's still has Gamecube kiosks. The only one that works has Over The Hedge and shitty controllers.
>>321969990
I think you may have just seen things as bigger when you were a kid. The standard burger has gotten bigger, like kids meals burgers used to the standard sizes. Sure, they are more expensive now as well, but not downsized.
>>321970127
>>321969932
They used to be good. They just don't taste the same. Double Big Mac was the best.
>>321970164
They are downsized in Aus where I'm from. I cna literally eat a bic mac in 2 bites now. that shit is whack
>>321970127
barney was great
>tfw used the sing the clean up song as I cleaned my room
>>321970127
>41 seconds
Not bad, not bad at all
>>321970296
So either I'm not crazy or we're both suffering from the same delusion.
I fucking swear the only thing I don't hate at McDonalds these days is just a single plain cheeseburger.
>>321962152
>What kind of germs do you want?
>Just give me the staph
>>321970127
Autism
>>321962152
>missing analog stick
>>321966598
>N64 kiddies
We had those in the 80's. Of course nobody actually played them since the parents saw it as a cheap ripoff.
>>321962152
Yeah, but since blacks frequented our McD's, all the games were destroyed. Someone even tried breaking the box open to steal the N64 that was inside.
>>321970347
That is slow as fuck for him. Knowing he starts most of the threads.
>>321970314
Ok, I assumed fellow amerifat, because burgers.
>>321962152
I lived in 3 different countries by the time I was 10, and none of the McD's I went to had video games.
I played the shit out of demos set up in stores like Target and Toys R Us, though.
>>321969574
No, it isn't.
>>321969813
Funny the cheap ones were usually less restrictive
>>321970581
>>321966598
I've seen Gamecube versions too.
>>321963727
Mine had melee, but nothing was locked. I remember playing on Pokemon stadium.
>>321969932
I love McDonald's. The only real problem I've got with them (at least were I live) is that they put so much effort into the environment and décor to look fancy. If I buy a burger made out of pure fat and sugar, I don't want it to look like I'm eating at some hip and fancy restaurant. No, I want to know and soak in that it will make me live for 30 minutes less.
>>321971329
>>321962152
>321962152
I never saw that. Oh dear fuck the germs that must be on those things...
>>321962152
I never had those at my McDonald, there was like only one restaurant that had a arcade game and that was about it.
>Aunt takes me for a day at her house
>We get pizzas
>There's fucking Mario Party 2 at the restaurant
>Mfw I get to play a game
>>321966869
I think you mean Calexico
>>321971908
Don't do this to me please.
>>321971908
That unicorn always gives me the same face as this post
>>321971969
>The McDonalds on Venice and Overland in Culver City finally took down their Nintendo 64 sign
>>321962152
my mcD has a gamecube with Smash in it
sticks are broke to fuck though
>>321967812
>displayed in my apartment
>>321967319
if anything those controllers or setups could be worth something on the collectors market.
>>321962152
I remember one by my house had these for n64 and gamecube but the first player controllers broke so no one could actually play them. Guess I'll never play mario party or melee in a McDonald's.
GOAT setup coming through
>>321973894
This in Wisconsin? Have seen this before traveling up there.
>>321962868
>take pic
>post on /vr/ because slow moving board
>???
>be epic anon
>profit?
