Why do you hate me, /v/?
I could never make friends playing it.
>>321948049
why do you make me hate you?
*turns back on you and hugs myself*
>>321948049
Because you won't give me Legion Beta.
Seriously this looks like the coolest X-Pac since Wrath y no Beta
>>321948049
I don't hate you WoW
I hate the game that has made a home out of your corpse and is currently walking around pretending to be you
>>321948049
You changed man, you're just not the same game I knew in high school anymore.
>friends convince me to play it
>they're all endgame as fuck
>takes forever to level up because never anyone to do dungeons with
>ask friends for help
>"too busy with battle grounds or other endgame shit"
>hit level 40 something
>spend my time farming, smelting, and dealing with cobalt ore
>6-10 hours at a time doing this while watching cartoons/porn on other monitor
>singlehandedly bring price of cobalt down to like 10% of what it was because of the dozens of hours i spent flooding the market with it
>friends ask me what the fuck im doing that i have so many hours in the game but haven't leveled once in weeks
>go back to leveling because they're helping me
>"this game fucking blows"
>uninstall
>>321948049
I loved you once, long long ago...
Because you cost money per month and that influences design decisions to favor time wasting activities rather than fun. Anyone who plays you is conditioned to through Pavlovian techniques.
>>321948049
Because my lack of self-control with this game ruined my teenage years
>>321949728
>haven't played since release of lich king
>"dude there's so much stuff to do, it's crazy!"
>friend shows me his level 100 shit
>looks like a fucking free2play cell phone game chore simulator
>he just clicks on shit over and over talking about "daily this" or "weekly that"
>finally shows me a raid or a dungeon thing
>he fucking has macros just sort everything out for him while he watched with the most braindead stare i've seen outside of a nursing home
>he logs off
>gets on another character and begins to repeat all of that shit
I'm not one to tell people they're not actually having fun but you can believe me when I told this guy he wasn't actually having fun.
>>321948049
You're too fuckin easy slut
>>321948049
Because after months of grinding, Glorious Legplates still haven't dropped.
>>321948049
Because you took a dump on warcraft lore.
i don't hate you, you're just not the kind of game that holds my interest
>>321950257
there are people who do 20 garrisons every day, it's mental illness
>>321949262
I thought Legion was looking pretty good at first, but the more I think about, the more I realize Blizzard is not capable of delivering good xpacs anymore and Legion is probably going to suck.
I hate you because if I didn't it would mean I didn't care. Blizzard is really fucking good at making me angry but keeping my interest at the same time.
Fuck you Blizzard, your games are shit but I play them all and buy your merchandise because I'm a cuck.
>get the urge to play
>remember garrisons
yeah, no. Maybe in Legion. For now i'll just waste time on a private wrath server.
>>321948049
You took 451 days of my life from me. Before 2010.
