>playing PS4 game
>friend tells me to press X
>I say there's no X button
>he doesn't believe me
>open controller
Now you know.
>>321930018
>No X button
>Symbol on the button is literally an X
Uh sonytards?
>>321931509
Clearly a fork
>>321931509
The circle button isn't named O.
The triangle button isn't named Δ.
>>321931742
>>321931841
Press "fork" to continue
>playing a PS4 game
You're full of shit, OP.
Like a fork in a road, crossfags were right all along.
>>321931841
It cost more to print symbols on pcbs
>>321930018
Well that's fucking stupid.
>>321932434
Then why isn't it called "cross" since that makes the most sense?
>>321932661
Because it's a fork
>>321932434
>It cost more to print X than F O R K
How does that work?
>>321932661
In Japanese the word for "cross" also means "the pleasure of being cummed inside", so they say "fork" instead
>>321931509
>he thinks its an x and not an +
Just how dumb are you?
>>321932865
>tfw i get hungry each time i play Bloodborne
>>321933047
>not wanting to be cummed inside of
Stupid Sony.
>>321930018
Its called Fork because Japs use chopsticks to eat their food.
So when they get offered a Fork they cross their chopsticks in an "X" symbol, to signify that they don't want any.
Now you know.
>>321933047
>chrono cross
>cross-play
Sony does like it though.
>Press FORK to JASON
And to think we've mocked the game so much, when in reality it was WE who should be mocked.
>>321930018
Anyone else have some good redpills about controllers?
>>321933850
If you look closely enough at a Dual Shock controller (any gen) you can make out a Playstation logo. Side note: the playstation logo is a stylized "PS".
That has to be a third party controller or a ps4 controller because I have taken apart ps1/2/3 controllers to frankenstein them back togather for a decade now and have never seen that.
It's called cross you faggots
This is a cross: +
This is an x: X
>>321934398
Did you fucking read? It is a PS4 you fucking faggot
BOY I SURE LOVE PLAYING MY CROSSBOX ONE
>>321933850
I'll give you a large redpill you might not have ever thought of, even though you have.
You know why controllers had rumble put in them? We'll back in the day we used to play with our controllers in our laps. The rumble feature was added to stimulate our dicks. One of your favorite games might have just been because you felt a rumble in your lil weiner.
All the other companies soon followed behind, as a vibration in the controller made you " REALLY FEEL THE ACTION!!"
Rez was one of those games that didn't give a fuck about hiding it and made an add on vibrator.
>>321932008
Press fork to Jason.
>>321934762
Forkbox one you illiterate retard.
Why did pressing X become the standard for "yes" and O the standard for "no"? I remember this being the opposite in older games.
>>321934827
>>321935471
GO FORK YOURSELF
>>321932008
>>321935035
Go fork yourselves.
>This thread
>>321935507
Because that's how it is in Japan as an O designates correct when marking shit in Japan. Where as in the West you'd put a cross in a form or ballet for the thing you want. You'll find with a lot of Playstation games they actively change the function of X and O between the Japanese and Western releases.
>>321935507
O is a jap thing, x is western. What kinds of games you playin
Who the fuck thought using shapes for a controller scheme was a good idea?
>>321936215
sony
>>321936215
it worked really well for parappa the rapper
>>321936215
Why the hell not though?
>>321936215
Better than letters or numbers imhof
>>321935639
>that filename
>unix date is Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:30:36 GMT
Damn nigga.
>>321936660
What happened at that time?
>>321936660
Here, have a slightly less vintage Sad Frog from /a/
>>321936880
Nothing. I just didn't think anyone that much of an oldfag would still be around.
>X is now fork
Now that's some serious memeing doing down. Can't wait for it to spiral downward like that toon movie with the giant mom robot thing.
>>321936991
only oldfags remember the invention of the vibrating controller.
>>321930018
Sonyggers are literaly this fucking retarded
>>321936915
The Familiar of Zero was shit
>>321930018
>opening a controller to prove a point
How fucking stupid are you?
>>321937480
you don't open your controllers to clean and repair them on a regular basis?
How stupid are you kid?
Quick question
Can you play Undertale with a controller?
>>321937625
yes
>>321937617
No because I'm not an angry autist nor am I a disgusting, filthy retard
>>321937617
Wait you don't wear a fresh pair of white gloves whenever you use a controller?
And you're also telling me you that you don't keep it pristine condition by storing it in a vacuum sealed box?
>>321930018
it was all a lie. what is real anymore.
>>321937617
>having to clean you controllers everyday
Holy shit you sonyggers are disgusting
>>321937743
>he's never cleaned any of his old controllers
>he's never had friends over to play his games
>he's never repaired any controllers that have been accidentally damaged.
>he says he isn't an autist, disgusting, or a retard yet he's on /v/
oh you kids these days.
>>321938039
>letting other people touch your shit
>having friends
Go back to reddit
>>321930018
>...,doubleyew, fork, why, and zee
>berenstain
where did i come from /v/?
>>321938112
stfu disgusting autistic retard.
I'm from /pol/ and I come here to get my degenerate fix.
>>321936660
Not sure if the unix dates are reliable since I have images from 2006-2010 that have dates that don't match up with them when I put their numbers in.
>>321938279
>thinking /pol/ is good
Go back to tumblr you goobergater
>>321936660
That's not old. I was here before Moot.
>>321938379
Who the fuck is moot?
Go back to reddit you fag
>>321930018
What does the fork button does?
>>321938347
>thinks gameg8 was bad.
Kill yourself my man.
>>321938553
>he supports gumbygod
Go back to tumblr you fag
>>321938039
>Opening things to "repair" them
Recently my spacebar started to work weird, I opened to see the insides of my kb for the first time in10 years.
Extreme gore, do not open while eating.
>>321931841
:0
I fucking hate this board
>>321938652
holy fuck Xir why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>321938853
why did you cum in it for 10 years?
>>321933850
If you look closely at the dualshock 4, you will notice the triangle button is actually a meme arrow
>
>>321933082
it's an x
the circle and the cross are most likely there because they are yes/no symbols in japan
>>321938853
throw it away
>>321938896
>assuming im a nongender fluidgender planetkin plantkin deerkin otherkin transgender black male in a asian woman's body
Check your privilege you degenerate
>>321938279
>>321938553
>I'm from /pol/
>goobergate was not bad beause harrasing women because of gaming journalism was worth it
Then GTFO, no one wants you stormweenies in here and moot made it very clear last year during your failed goober crusade
>>321939161
>tumblr_mdB3n6aRr150n1488.jpg
>>321938853
>>321939161
I rest my case, we found the faggot.
>>321939161
>tumblr image
kill yourself my man
>watching 300
>wow this is a cool story
>look it up.
>sparta actually existed
>>321939314
>>321939258
>>321939389missing the BenGarrison1488 on the filename
>>321939553
>renaming an image to have the tumblr tag
Fucking kill yourself my man
>>321939553
Huh, I didn't even bother. I know when I've been beated
>>321939553
Where?
I don't see it
>>321938853
buy a new one
>>321939553
We will never be free again, will we.
And your mom would stick a x right into daddy's shoulder
>>321939460
>sparta actually existed
And contrary to what the homoerotic film's dialogue said, the spartans did fucked boys
>>321930018
I'll take "things that never happened for $500"
>tfw have trouble at first playing xbox for the first time because I don't know the buttons and am used to nintendo and playstation layouts
>Nintendo and xbox fucking share names for their buttons
>they aren't even in the same spots
I know it's a shit reason to prefer playstation but jesus fuck it's a lot less confusing
