ITT: Games /v/ loves that are objectively shit
>/v/
>loving games
Someone post SMT nocturne
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>>321927234get good, acquire skill, attain proficiency
>>321927234
What's wrong with it?
>>321927781
When does /v/ ever post about this?
>>321927234
Shit opinion.
>>321928191
Lurk more.
Any Final Fantasy game.
this "masterpiece"
you're mom
>>321927234
Post the objectives dildo
>muh dark and edgy story
>muh earthbound graphics
>muh black humor
I wish this game would die off the face of the Earth.
>>321929218
here's your reply
>>321928019
>game is shit
>youre just bad
Every time.
>>321929807
give me legitimate reasons as to why you think god hand is bad and I'll tell you why you're wrong instead of just saying you're bad at video games
>>321929807
>you're bad
>game is just shit
Every time.
>Bland as fuck desert wasteland with nothing interesting to explore
>"Muh more quests" = A bunch of shitty fetch quests that ultimately aren't worth jack shit
>Game literally railroads you until you visit the strip, and even when you do revisit those areas there's rarely anything worth finding
>DUDE FALLOUT 1 AND 2 REFERENCES LMAO XD
>Shitty gunplay that's only slightly better than Fallout 3's
>Only worthwhile DLC was Dead Money, but even that was boring as fuck
>"Muh more endings" = Which slides you'll see after you beat the game, with no chance to see the effects that your choices had on the wasteland
>All criticism is met with Obsidrones jumping on Obsidian's cock to scream "git gud" and "muh lore" even though neither of those have anything to do with the overall quality of the game
At least the RPG mechanics were kind of cool I guess
>>321927234
I get it. The level design is uninspired and just down right bland. The writing and story as a while are generic and stupid. The graphical fidelity is pretty shit. Tons of recycled enemies. Very limited soundtrack with pretty forgettable and bland songs.
But can you name me one beat 'em' up that gives me the vast combo customization options God Hand does and also allows me to Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way?
>>321929807
>Game is hard
>Say it's shit
I found your home
>>321927781
What does the Doug button do
>>321930128
It Dougs
>>321929991
nah
>>321929997
>Very limited soundtrack with pretty forgettable and bland songs.
I'm sorry what
>>321929997
>godhand's soundtrack is bad
I will fight you
Yakuza 4
>>321927234
It's time for bed, anon
>>321927234
Did you ask parents permission before going online?
>>321930128
just looked up the instruction manual, apparently it was 5 stages where you're doing a different odd job for people around town to make money so you can take Patti to a beets concert (if you don't raise enough money Roger cucks you and takes her instead, it actually says this)
the doug button was a contextual action based on which stage you're in
>le party getting le cuhrayzee XDDD
3/4 of the levels, mobs and bosses are shit.
DmC was better tbqh. Not even trolling.
>>321929991
>DM
>Boring
>He doesnt know shortcuts past deathclaws and cazadores, even without a stealth boy
>multiple endings are bad
>easter eggs to previous installations are bad
I cant tell if this is b8 or just some faggot.
Probably the ladder.
Has aged like milk.
>>321930970
You just have a terrible case of shit taste
>>321931385
Second got better in every way though
You can't deny that.
The first was a shitty grindfest.
>>321931385
HD version is actually playable. But yeah, Suda games are incredibly short sighted on content and mechanics
>>321931385
I remember when this came out feeling that on the one hand it was an absolutely awful game that shouldn't be played by anyone but on the other hand it was just so absolutely ballin that you couldn't not play it.
never did get around to the second one though, I'd given up on the wii by that point
>>321929991
This, it gets a huge pass by pretty much everyone because it isn't Fallout 3. And then people like to pretend Bethesda is somehow angered by the fact people like it.
>>321931221
I was really shit at this game and idk why
>>321931526
I think Killer 7 did a good job on that front, though. I like it much more than No More Heroes, but that's probably because it's so much more serious and enigmatic.
>>321931729
>And then people like to pretend Bethesda is somehow angered by the fact people like it.
you may find this hard to believe, but some people actually like things because they enjoyed them, instead of pretending they liked things just to make others mad.
>>321931875
I'm sure a lot of people like it. I like it.
But thinking that Bethesda secretly hates it because it was more well-received than Fallout 3 is hilariously dumb.
>>321931793
I agree on Killer 7 though, it's probably the only really weird game I go back to replay.Shadows of the Damned was pretty fun at times
>>321929997
>one beat 'em' up that gives me the vast combo customization options
>also allows me to Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way
DFO
