Aye, siwmae. I didn't expect to meet anybody here. I suppose great minds think alike, eh?
>aye, siwmae
What did he mean by this?
![AsqGA03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1gSDb4U.jpg "AsqGA03[1].jpg")
>>321925426
Bear...
Seek...
Seek..
Lest...
>>321925747
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I
JUST
WANT
TO
LEVEL UP
SHUT UP YOU WHORE
SHUT
UP
>>321925426
what a fucking memer. swimae? the hell does that mean? and fuck you i'm not buying your overpriced crystal weapons.
>>321925426
If you don't want to be found, try wearing a helmet that I can't see from the bonfire, you glasses-wearing fucker.
Worst vendor
>merchant
>sets up in a sewer, then under a viaduct
Aye_lmao_
>>321926813
Well, that is a shame, then.
But no matter. No, not to worry.
Come back again. I'm always available.
Not every trade was meant to be.
There'll be more in store for us, someday, sometime!
>>321925747
I was determined to waifu her from the moment she was revealed, but then after the 40th time skipping through that I just didn't care anymore
in fact I think she soured me on the entire concept of level-up waifus in souls
>>321925426
hey lol
>>321925426
>fake laugh
FUCK.
>>321926960
But wasn't he the one who sold boss armor? Personally I liked how the dragonslayer chest piece looked
![1376226020143[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WyRaIt2.jpg "1376226020143[1].jpg")
>>321929796
>half the characters laugh at the end of every dialogue
G-guys? W-what's so funny, h-haha?
>>321929083
>concept of level-up waifus
seems like a pretty terrible idea to begin with. the whole ordeal of being forced to go back to the waifu and skip through her dialogue to level up just brings you to resent them
>>321925426
I thought you were great in Ex Machina and The Force Awakens.
>>321930172
People have killed Lautrec based solely on his evil laugh. It's glorious.
>tfw play dark souls after haven't played in a long while
>>321927504
He's not a merchant, he's a collector who doesn't mind selling some of his stuff to people that find him.
How does he get the boss armour? Does he just scavenge from the corpses?
>>321930172
Because everyone is slowly going insane.
Laurentius of the great swamp will forever be my husbando
