Vaguely describe a video game and guess
>Wake up
>Your home is different
>Your family is strangers
>Meet a girl
>She's in the same situation as you
>>321909925
you're such a kidder
>>321909983
WINRAR
>>321909925
undertale
>cuck ruins everything
>9 years later
>cuck still ruins everything
>>321909925
Harvester
> your fat friend gets thrown out of a restaurant for being a naked fat fuck
> witness a UFO
> no one's bothered
> go climb a mountain because reasons
>>321910472
Fat Fuck Simulator?
>>321910723
No.
>play interesting prologue that delves in to political extortion and betrayal
>have to play as a bare chested little faggot doing errands for the next 3 hours
>>321911110
Final Fantasy XII
>>321910472
Alan Wake
>>321910132
Berserk?
>>321911537
LOOOOOLNo.
you play as this guy from the matrix who got a job as a ghostbuster
you go to work
you fuck up
you leave work with difficulty
>>321911945
the stanley terrible
>>321911945
Half-Life?
>>321911660
ghost trick
>>321912010
yea
>>321912006
no
level 2
>you chase a prosoner
>you get fired
>you work for racists
>you quit and go on interdimentional vacation
>you suck and get betrayed
>you go to the north pole
>>321911280
Bingo.
>>321911432
No.
>>321912442
>prosoner
prisoner
>wake up in woods and get assaulted by zombies
>wake up in hotel and get annoyed because fat fuck has noisy dog
>wake up in hell and get depressed because everybody is dead because you fucked up
>wake up in reality and get literally cucked by your boss
>wake up in second reality and shoot a mutant, making your girlfriend die because you fucked up
>wake up in first reality and bang your dead girlfriend while your you in second reality gets depressed because he fucked up
>>321910132
MGSV
>wake up in your quiet existence
>some little faggot tells you to go save the world
>he actually does it the absolute madman
>>321912637
DING DING DING
>>321912679
Ocarina of Time?
>>321912796
Awww snap well done
>Get phone call
>Single handedly take out russian mob.
>Wake up
>You're in a water tank.
>Go through combat simulations
>Put on a distant battlefield separated from your squad.
>>321912971
hotline salami
>>321912637
Steins Gate?
>>321910472
Prey
>>321913070
Bingo
>>321912971
Hotline Miami
>>321912971
Hotline Miami
>>321913112
Nope, I'm sorry, never played it.
Hint - Japanese game set in America.
>>321913148
Nope.
>home gets wrecked
>you're ambivalent about the whole thing for the next 80 hours
>Nazis
>Fucks them up.
>>321913379
Wolfenstein
>>321913379
Wolfenstein.
Too easy.
>>321913379
wofenstein
>>321913457
>>321913461
>>321913473
Fug, u got me.
>cycles of guilt
>>321912637
your description is bad but its DP
>rookie nigger and his team of faggots
>save the most elite team in the army's asses
>>321913198
Live-a-Live
>be asian
>deliver something to a girl in clapistan
>Rescue captive girl at your day job
>Fly around the world
>Bury your enemy at sea
>Colorblind super soldier arrives on the shore
>Master of all weapons
>Prove your prowess by murdering people of all ethnicities and going into full autist mode listening for bells
>Rape and fire
>you dream while in a coma
>you solve the case within your dream
>you wake up and catch the bad guy
>>321911945
kek
>>321913798
Heavy rain?
>>321913693
Nope
>>321913671
Ring the bells, we've got a winner.
>>321913685
Halo 5
>>321913849
nope
>steam store will crash when it's released
You become a Popsicle then when the freezer stops working you go gallivanting around the place looking for a relative and solving ass holes problems
>>321913937
Richochet 2
>>321913904
Correct!
>>321913937
Half life 2 episode 3
>Satan is the final boss
>He activates his nanomachines
>Then his advanced fire nanomachines
>Then a red force field
>And then he turns into a Metal Gear
>also, this might be a Metal Slug rip-off
>>321913057
Star Wars Republic Commando
>You use a team of assassin's to thwart invisible suicide bombers
>Evil clown wants to summon ancient evil while titty princess's kingdom fights off flamboyant vengeful faggot and his nazi kingdom
>but fuck all that, we hunting monsters, bro
>oops, there goes your girlfriend
>now pick a side and choose who to ride
>play rock paper scissors with a qt 3.14
>if you win qt 3.14 will take off a piece of her clothing
>immigrate into America.
>Proceed to break almost every law known to man.
>have to go looking for a missing person
>you never get the right address
>>321913771
sounds a lot like this guy :^)
>>321911660
>>321911660
>>321911660
still unsolved
>>321914110
u got it my man
>>321914198
GTA IV
>>321914198
HEY COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING
>>321914238
Any Mario game.
>>321914330
yes
>you're a space trucker
>your ship crashes
>you kill ayylmaos for space money
>you kill god
>you get back to trucking
>a bunch of whackjobs from some asylum compete in a meaningless competition
>>321914312
>>321914314
Darn, I have to make this harder. Good work you cunts.
>be hot
>hair fleek
>car stops
>"MIERDA"
>*pew* *pew* *pew*
>hair still perfect
>>321910132
4Chan?
>Break the law
>Go viral
>Die in a car crash
>>321913738
Shenmue?
>>321914174
The Yakyuken Special
>>321914468
Resident Evil 4
You keep going to sleep since there's almost nothing to do in the real world
>>321914468
re4
>>321914413
The Club?
>>321914379
...Vectorman 2?
>>321914468
Resident Evil 4
>Be out of shape old alcoholic
>Still fuck up niggas in slowmo
>desert
>why is everything in japanese
>why is that dude in the leather outfit in this vehicle
>oh shit he's a scorpion
>what the fuck is going on
after a wild ride, turns out your son is the chosen one
>Race against time
>Even nature and the animals are against you
>Don't think, just go,.
>>321914560
that game with the pizzaslicer sword
>>321913850
Deadly premonition
>install the game
>play for 10 minutes
>uninstall because you're not autistic
>>321914606
Max Payne 3
>>321914564(You)
>>321914557(You)
>>321914605(You)
correct!
Try to get your heart back and get revenge from some fag.
Party never shuts the fuck up about everything
>>321914198
Grand Theft Auto 4
>you drink lots of vodka
>>321914679
Half minute hero?
>>321914691
Nope
>>321910472
My nigga
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon.
>>321914737
Dragon's Dogma
>>321914605
>...Vectorman 2?
nope, tip /v/ plays/played it
>>321914743
stalker?
>>321912442
>you chase a prosoner
>you get fired
Max Payne 2?
>rings
>you go to Japan for some nice vacations
>you are now the leader of an army
>>321914560
Yume Nikki
>>321914743
real life?
>>321914713
Yep
>>321914707
Undertale
>>321914679risk of rain?
>This game involves memes, talks about memes, but its not a meme game
>>321913740
Sounds rad, what is it?
I just need one word.
>miss
>You try to stay out of it all
>But it keeps pulling you back in
>>321914743
STALKER
>go to chief's house
>all your friends die
>you escape by chopper
>>321914854
Killer 7?
Freedom, fascists, and space hippies.
>>321914560
Yume Nikki
>>321914892
WINRAR
>>321914827
what else.
new one:
>you arrive at work
>everything is either on fire, blown to pieces or nobody is doing their job
>>321914853
I need to achieve a high speed
>On a mission to rescue woodland creatures with your underage mutant sidekick
>Jump out a space station and land on a plane
>>321914626
Star Wars for the Famicon
>>321914950
>MGS4
>>321914840
no
all those are one game
>>321914996
Civ:Beyond Earth
>>321914867
>>321915000
Yup
>>321915030
Sonic Da Autismhog 2
>>321914638
star wars
>>321914958
Skies of Arcadia
>>321915026
Wrong. It's the other game with rings
>aliens are invading the place
>>321909925
Virtue's Last Reward?
>Christmas shopping
>friend gets killed
>you make friends with a squirrel
>you kill everything
>>321913372
Devil May Cry 3
>>321909925
>Warring kingdoms.
>You love the princess and she loves you.
>She gets captured.
>She legitmately falls in love with her captor.
>Her captor now works for your side, but he is put in a more leading role than you.
never has a game ever made me feel so upset.
>>321915024
>new one:
space station 17(or was it 19?)
>Life in the country would be so dull
>But for my rag-tag group of etc
>And the demigod murderer we kill
>With friendship
>Your brother is dead but not dead
>You keep him in a handheld prison that can connect in the internet
>You rollerskate.
>>321915103
>Civ:Beyond Earth
Nope.
>>321914853
Superman 64
> you go on a quest to defeat the king
>you go on a quest to defeat the queen
>>321914960
Darkest Dungeon
>oh god im late for work
>oh fuck, aliens
>who the hell are you?
>oh shit, im in a coma
>want to revive your mother
>dance the shit out of main boss
>mother revived
>she dances the shit out of main boss
>suddenly grandmother revived
>she dances the shit out of weapon used to dance the shit out of main boss
>>321915240
13 you double nigger.
>>321914853
superman 64
>talk to self
>"how are you?"
>FUCK YOU GRANDPA!
>"b-but listen..."
>IMMA BE FAMOUS!
>shit goes down
>proceed to save the entire universe
>>321915203
Bayonetta 2
>>321914473
laughter
>>321915282
Space Channel 5
>>321914854
Sengoku Rance
>Being transported to prison.
>You and a couple of mates somehow get free.
>Some fucking asshole is trying to kill you by laying traps everywhere.
>You become said asshole at the end of the game destined to set traps for other fucker who come.
>>321913798
Driver: San Francisco?
>>321915278
halfu waifu
>>321914824
Aww yeah
>>321914165MASTER
>>321915076
Nicely done
>Go on adventure to save the world
>meet up with an undead knight, Holo the Nun, Trunk's lost brother, Blonde King Allant, and the Queen.
>Fight Razgriz the Demon Lord of the Round Table,
>It's a girl
>>321914976
Red Dead Redemption.
Revolution 60 PC port
>>321915396
sonofabitch ya got it
>>321915148
nope
its a jrpg
>you move into a new town
>meet an asshole but befriend him anyway
>meet a cool guy and befriend him
>need to decide between siding with the asshole or the cool guy
>end up having both in your party anyway
>Junker robot fights sentient nuclear warhead
>Stare at Cleavage: The Game
>>321915226
Bahamut Lagoon
>you expect to play as that guy
>but you play as another guy
>>321914171
Oh boy, this I gotta know.
> Get a mission
> Go to city
> Fuck city up
> Wipe away the debt
Last one probably gives it away.
>Get reunited with your friends after a few decades
>Launch terrorist attacks across the worldthere are multiple answers
Get stronger so you can set yourself on fire and save the world
>>321915462
the suffering
>wake up
>kill your son who is the villain or nuke boston
>>321915278
Isn't this half life?
>>321915462
Manhunt?
>>321915650
Bioshock infinite
>>321915485
correct!
>everyone is a corrupt retard and the only satisfying thing in life is violent crime
>>321915247
Megaman Battle Network
>>321915358
WINRAR
>>321915658
Altered Beast?
>>321915617
Whoa, hey, good job. Didn't think anyone else had played that game.
>>321915621
MGS2
>>321915607
highschool
>>321915670
>>321915247
Megaman Battle Network?
>>321915654
xcom 2
>>321915456
Good job!
>>321915621
Metal Gear Solid 2
>>321915668
>>321915672
Wrong.
Heres a few.
>sole survivor of a blimp crash
>some guy comes to you and thinks you are the incarnation of god
>go on an adventure with him
>listen to an obsessed fan about his favorite game designer while he shows you his work
>explore nearby space through blue wormholes
>fight mantis
>Start out as a bounty hunter with wolf class ship
>accumulate more money through bounties and get a good fleet going
>get a destroyer level flagship
>drifting in space
I would be glad if you can guess more than 2.
>>321915723
Dark Souls?
>>321911660
2009 Ghostbusters game
you get mixed up in a secret war
but you just want to steal shit and get rich
>>321915654
Wolfenstein: The New Order.
>>321915536
Nope, but i guess that also works
>genesis game
>based on a dc hero
>press start
>get rekt
>a truck crashes to your place
>an escaping inmate gives you mad powah by accident
>a crazy bitch comes to fuck up your friends
>you gotta go hit the town and fuck her up
>ez mode:your brother dies
>>321915695
Winrar
>>321914950
MGR
>>321915819
>>321915924
Both correct
>>321914950
Borderlands 2
>>321915869
>listen to an obsessed fan about his favorite game designer while he shows you his work
I know the game, the designer is named cobra or some autistic shit like that, I have no idea what the fuck the game is called though.
>Ninja babysitter
>>321915869
>sole survivor of a blimp crash
Arcanum
>>321914707
>>321914892
>>321915018
Fucking ebin XD You sure told those Undertalefags my right? Or should I say, UnderKEKS, LOLOLOL XDDDDI know you're samefagging, but it's okay, I won't tell anyone ;^D
>>321915869
Third one sounds like FTL
>>321915869
Second is Beginner's Guide
Third sounds familiar but I can't pin it.
>be american
>kill russian
>become american
>kill sandniggas
>become woman
>kill sandniggas
>become russian
>kill europeans
>become russian
>kill americans
>become american
>kill russians
>become russian
>die
>>321915963
inFamous Second Son. You didn't even have to put that easy mode in.
>>321913771
betrayer?
>about to get lucky tonight
>oh fuck there's someone breaking in
>they kidnap you and your lay whom they kill
>you're supposed to do odd jobs for these dudes now
>something about explosions and two sisters hating each other because one of them is fucking a dude
>>321915885
Ding ding
Anon your the next contestant on the price is right
Come on down!
>You deliver gigantic power into your own hands by your own orders. You had no idea. Hundreds die.
>be nigger with nigger friend
>oh look we need to repo a car lets steal it
>>321916054
Bloodborne?
>You defeat aliens and other dudes with jolly co-operation
>>321916101
>>321916204
GTA V
>You get hit by a car
>Wake up in the snow
>No evidence of the vehicular homicide
>Shit gets all Silent Hill on you
>Have a few nightmares
>It's then daytime
>Fight a wheelchair version of yourself.
>>321915713
>>321915794
Noice.
>>321915940
Silver Surfer? Although I guess that was a NES game too.
>have adventures in China
>blowing up either nigger or chink girl brings democracy to China
>world is fucked
>helter skelter type shit
>lolibot must fix this
>>321916204
GTA V?
>>321915524
Yeah you got it.
And if you didn't then it was Killer 7
>cover up your bro
>go to jail for 10 years
>now your whole clan wants to fuck you up
>you fuck up the whole clan instead
>>321916101
I just guessed what sounded most like /v/ and I was right
after 3 plot twists, turns out you're dead and everything was a dream about the life of someone else
there's lots of shooting involved
>>321916139
Vampire masquerade bloodlines.
>you fuck up chinks and other greaseheads in the fake nyc
>you're best friend presumably dies at the end
>>321914960
XCOM?
>Live in empire of not-Europe
>Your dad is executed
>Your city is burned to the ground
>You're exiled to not-Great Britain
>Go crusading for God, summon demons to rape empire or spearhead the renaissance
>>321916287
>DC
>Silver Surfer
>>321915597
Vectorman?
>>321916101
no I'm not
>>321916190
InFamous
>>321914490
wrong
>>321914513
right
>wake up somewhere
>fight alongside a chick while going somewhere else
>holy fuck those things are huge and looks cool
>go to place
>why is this music so fucking dumb jesus christ
>>321916293
battlefield 4
ez
2+4+5+7+8=q
>Wanted pirate hunter
>Chase down pirate leader
>meet wizard
>take out clockwork enemies
>save the king and the world
>>321915263
>>321916364
k, 4 words
>miss miss miss miss
>>321915919
Ass Cred 4?
>Walk around a really big forest in a fantasy game
>Surprise it's actually the post apocalypse
>>321916293
Battlefield 4
>>321915727
>>321915832
bingo, also MGSV, but that game is shit.
>>321916127
Hotline miami series
>>321914578
wrong
>>321916136
I always feel the need to explain my jokes, i'm awful like that.
Winrar of course.
>>321916574
yes sir
>>321915597
Vectorman
>>321916560
Fallout (2)?
>your pet falls into a giant hole
>jump in after it
>find tank
>proceed to save the world from a bunch of radioactive mutants underneath the earth's crust all to save your pet
>>321916364
Mafia II
>>321915940
Superman
>>321916407
Congrats, you're an oldfag
>Be an ancient weapon of destruction
>Putting out fires despite ocean being all around
>Blast a pirate's clothes off because that's awesome
