Guys, I think we went too far
>>321858853
huh
>SoK
The most pathetic amalgamate of attention-starved autists
>>321858853
>this is how you don't play series starts
>oh hey they are fun to watch while I eat or some shit
>gets worse and worse
>try to make an elephant out of everything phil does
>gets more annoying than dsp himself
>>321859787
>watch a TIHYDP video
>YouTube comments telling me what I should be thinking are covering >66% of the video at all times
Fucking idiot video creators.
>>321858853
Are they 12 years old?
>>321860028
Why did no one have Microsoft Sam read the comments aloud?
>>321858853
jesus christ
>>321858853
I can't find the video so he either panicked and took it down or it never existed.
Cringe thread?
>>321859397
Hi Phil.
>>321859787
There was an hour log video that tried to paint him off as a sociopath. All the examples were dumb jokes. I think theres some SJWs in the "hatedom"
BASED GOD DSP
>>321858853
not real dumbass
>>321860545
cringe?
this autistic shit is hilarious
>>321860545
Yes
How long can you watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrHIYKfUYyI
>>321862464
fag
>>321859787
I can't stand the TIHYDP Persona 4 Arena video. All of the text was written in this really nitpicky cunty way that was crying about how he didn't know of the DEEP PERSONA 4 LORE
>>321859787
The whole fucking point of DSP is that he is in fact the most entertaining let's player to watch because he is so spectacularly bad.
Making "How you don't play" is the most retarded shit, might as well go watch his actual videos.
>>321864335
I like to think of them as compilations of DSP's finest moments, showing the highlights of his stupidity without having to suffer through it.
People who make those about hating DSP rather than showing his retardation miss the whole point and deserve AIDS.
>>321864228
ummm excuse me Phil if you had bothered to finish the temperance arcana social link up to at least level 8 you would have understood why this frame of animation exists in the way that it does, you lying piece of human refuge
>>321862519
3 minutes.
I've never actually tried watching any of his shit.
Is this seriously how bad it is?
>>321865267
Yes this is DSP content
>>321858853
#SavePhil2016
>>321858853
What's going on here?
reminder that Sons of Kojimbo are full on SJWS who got offended at Autismo's joke about necromorphs being jews.
So apparently these stalking cringe autists are furious now that phil is uploading his top 10's in multiple video's.....
Three words. Get a Life
>>321866083
Reminder that GG is irrelevant and should fuck off to 8 chan where cancer like them belongs if they want to talk about ethics in journalism.
>>321859787
>"guys, the joke is that dsp is bad at video games, l-lol"
>>321866362
hello autisimo
when's the next this is how you dont play video
>>321860028
What the fuck are you saying
>>321866362
How about you fuck off instead, nobody mentioned gg you pearl-clutcher.
>>321866439
Hello goober.
When are you going to save video games all by yourself? Oh wait...
KOJIMA WORLD ORDER
>ywn watch DSP play Dark Souls for the first time
>>321866519
>if you think SOJ are a bunch of autistic SJWS you must be part of GG
top kek
How does it feel to make videos about an irrelevant lets player because he hurt your feefees?
So he's a guy who makes youtube videos, and we are supposed to harass him? That's just sad.
I don't understand why there is so many people that absolutely hate Phil to the point of basically ruining his yt career.
>>321866083
>>321860687
The only "SJW" I know of in DSP's "hatedom" (Is actually former fan of his and only wants DSP to improve his stuff and blah blah) is "Almighty" Tevin, he even wants to color his hair blue.
>>321866653
But you don't understand he's now uploading top 10's in multiple video
MULTIPLE VIDEOS
AS WARRRIORS OF YOUTUBE, WE MUST STOP THIS. DOWN WITH PHIL. DOWN WITH PHIL
>>321866730
But I wouldn't watch that anyway.
>TIHYDP video
>"CANT WAIT FOR THIS IS HOW YOU DONT PLAY GAME XDDDD" comments everywhere
>>321866680
Because they're autists.
DSP's hatebase is more autistic than his fanbase.
>>321866721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYV9k71I_9E
>watch a TIHYP video
>death counter at the corner
>some TIHYDP videos have a filter over them to 'match the mood of the game'
>entire point should be letting phils failures speak for themselves
>video starts with musical intro and soundfx
>video has annoying clips and soundfx everytime phil even so much as speaks
>can't focus on the video as clips of Gordon Ramsey and Mario coin sounds are playing
>videos get to the point of a barrage of phil's seal laughter and coin sounds and Gordon Ramsey
>sit there staring at this surreal video of Gordon vs Phil trying to outdue each other in annoyance with a 3rd player of the video maker
>the videos are now less about Phil and more about Gordon
>the video is now just Hell's Kitchen.
was it austism?
These guys go on about how they hate dsp yet watch and spend hours upon hours editing his videos.
>>321866872
Holy shit this.
>>321866873
But DSP got kicked from Blip for doing that stuff, his defense e-mail to the Blip also msot likely didn't help when he described himself as his "comedic persona" and blah blah, I don't necessary think that DSP haters reported him over that, it could've been just some random passerbys and what not.
>>321866680
I dont like he's attitude and the way he thinks he's really good at games when he's actually complete shit.
>>321866649
>doesn't support GG
get the fuck off /v/
>>321866680
Pic related
>>321866979
m8 just google DSP tries it racism
SOK are SJWs, they also attract the reddit/tumblr audience
>>321858853
>TIHYDP video
>counter with a loud and annoying ding sound each time DSP does something
>cuts to random tv clips
>yaketty sax or chakaron makaron starts playing
Fuck off you autistic retards and let the video speak for itself instead of adding tons of absolute garbage that no one enjoys
DSP did nothing wrong
>>321867027
>supporting reddit
return to that place
Those videos could've ended with the Vice City stories one. They will never surpass that. I can't remember many times I've laughed so much and that's just from anticipating his driving in that game..
>>321866951
Sounds like you summed it up better than I did >>321867127 . I fucking can't stand that shit.
>>321867027
GG lost.
Let it go already.
>>321867254
Which version, there are like 3 of them.
isn't his business dying?
>>321866951
So don't watch them. What's the issue?
>>321859787
>>gets worse and worse
>>try to make an elephant out of everything phil does
>>gets more annoying than dsp himself
nice try phil
>>321867552
Yeah. It's kinda sad in a way.
>>321867552
>>321867723
You keep repeating that for almost 2 years now.
>>321867458
I couldn't tell you. It's been a long time since I've seen it. I just remember constant crashing into walls even at very low speeds. There's one part where he pulls out a cop to steal his vehicle and then gets busted because he doesn't move. Things like that just keep happening too to the point where you have to wonder if he's actually somewhat retarded or trolling. Just like that time in GTA3 where he threw like 20 grenades all around the bottom of a building because he couldn't figure out that he was supposed to chuck it in the window. The poor driving just becomes never stops in VCS though. You'd just have to watch it to see what I mean. At a certain point it hits critical mass.
>>321867552
"business"
His GTA V playthrough is still the fucking best.
https://youtu.be/V8PgsHj-g1M
>>321868041
You actually genuinely watch that shit? Why not watch something like River Monsters or some shit, at least you learn something from that.
>checking evilaj's twitter
he seems strangely obsessed with DSP
seriously dude, stop watching his retarded videos
>>321868041
What happened to his old highlighters
I remember watching one that had every dsp moment according to the months
Phil did everything he could to fail, made tons of bad business decisions, lost most of his 'fanbase', inadvertently created a literal cult dogging his every move, his former friends and collaborators made video outing his selfish behavior and he still hasn't sunk.
It's very hard to fail as a let's player / pundit, especially if you're a normie with propensity for clickbait. That's the sad part. I can appreciate parts DSP's videos and some of the stuff SoK autists do because they both tend to show the desperate side of monetizing every aspect of your life to be endearing to an uncaring public eye, grasping for elusive clicks and growing more alien each passing day. It's not schadenfraude as much as a reality show that has gone off the rails.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7B5_DSbgO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ScYJW9XDms
the guy is weird, why does he watch his stream and comment everything on twitter?
>>321868253
He could just get a job you know? I don't get this shit. He probably won't get hired but that's a whole other story.
>>321868351
forgot pic
>>321867458
https://youtu.be/5itzJ2rV5UI?t=17m9s
Here's just one example.
>>321868159
fuck off phil
>>321868253
phil pls
>>321867254
Vice City was the shit.
I remember something like this
>drags guy outta the car
>tries to drive away in a hurry, smashes into a building
>guy stands up and throws Phil out of the car
>as soon as he gets up a cop runs up from the corner of the screen and knocks him out
>>321868528
be honest, doesn't it worry you how obsessed this guy is with DSP?
like if he doesn't like him and his videos, why doesn't he just leave him alone
lol
>>321868831
What does it matter to you? Fuck them both m8, no use in trying to force a conversation like you are doing. This thread is cancer too since everything e-celeb related is just shit.
>>321868831
They depend on him to make money
>>321868831
stop making videos phil you disgusting kojima-hating fuck
>>321868439
>barely manages to throw the guy off the bike
>gets on the bike
>gets thrown off by the driver who proceeds to drive off
>catches up to him and kills the driver
>gets on the bike
>police throws him off the bike and arrests him
This is some Three Stooges shit right there. You can't make this shit up.
>>321868312
>those simultaneous punches
>>321868910
I didn't force a conversation, I made a comment and someone replied
if anything that anon "forced" a conversation
but really I have no problem with phil
he makes good content and people obviously like him
evilaj steals his content and tells lies about him while being weirdly obsessed with him
>>321869038
>i want the bike you fuckhead
>there we go, fuck you...dickhead
>BUAHAHAHA
>gets smacked off bike
>>321860028
>Watching a TIHYDP video
>The uploader includes a detailed explanation of what Phil doesn't understand, like if it were explaining it to him
Fucking copycats can't do anything right, Evilaj got a funny formula with his cuts and instant replays and unoriginal people had to ruin even that
>>321868352
>get a job
>out of work for so long
>all he has on resume is shit from 10 years ago
>he uses a picture of himself wearing a sonic hat on his business cards
who is going to hire him?
https://youtu.be/5itzJ2rV5UI?t=27m30s
One more. Maybe it will bring another anon some joy like it did me.
Why is this guy such a friggin' martyr?
>>321870513
The sad thing is even CWC managed to find some means to profit off of how pathetic he is. Eventually YT is going to fuck Phil and he's not infamous or smart enough to do that. Not to mention his constant back injury. Can't wait for this is how you don't bum fight.
>>321870997
Wrong person. Meant >>321870706
>>321870997
I have nothing against the dude himself but he's a rather rude prick with the fanbase that is supposed to give him a roof and food
He declared himself King of hate just to taunt the watchers and get negative publicity only to end up having more haters than he could handle
Not to mention his girlfriend is also a disgusting person and he behaves in an immature an provocative way all the time because he believes that will bring him more views and money but that's the exact opposite
I think his "this is how you don't play" videos get more views than he does
>>321871352
Well they deserve to. They actually spend time editing those videos. Phil just uploads his videos with no editing and strange cut offs that are very short to maximize views. For the longest time he even claimed that capturing via a camera in front of his TV was more pure because he was too lazy to figure out a capture device. On that note he made a video bitching about how much of a pain it was to light the pilot light for his water heater because the "dick" previous owners put it out to troll him. I find it hilarious that a somewhat famous in a niche community internet personality is that unbelievably unaware and that much of a lazy asshole. As far as comedy goes it's almost art with Phil playing the fool.
Are there any recent tolerable TIHYDP videos? Haven't watched in a while, the Crash 2 one was good.
>>321858853
>Check his channel
>This video isn't there
>At all
Wooow
>>321871939
I haven't watched many lately either, but most of the ones I have seen haven't been good since he's been playing newer games that are usually very hand-holdy. They don't give an opportunity for good material. The Crash playthroughs were great though. At one point he claimed it was harder than Ninja Gaiden.
>>321871838
I find it both entertaining and very sad
He doesn't know how many people make fun of him on the internet just because he wants to be the edgy teen king of hate and then wants to be supported by the very people he shits on
>>321871939
>recent
I can't think of any new one that was good. There's this one guy who keeps pumping out 2-3 hours long TIHYDP videos every week, but they're all garbage. All of them filled with counters and TV clips.
>>321858853
I don't like when people bully based phil
>>321860028
those vids are just cringe now, full of retards going "can't believe how dumb he is XD" we've known he's retarded for a good fuckin while now
>>321858853
why do people bully DSP?
i know he whines a lot about views, blames games when he just sucks and is selfish asshole
but i like him as a person and watch his blog channel
he doesn't even do anything controversial and is like the most harassed person on the internet
>>321872187
Have you seen the video about how he was angry that his parents didn't get him an action figure when he was younger? I just can't have any sympathy for him. With some people you can claim they can't help it, but this guy is just a spoiled prick and it makes for shame free hilarity to me.
>>321872318
>Implying your fanboyism to a e-celeb isn't cringe material
>>321864228
Phil is pretty damn good at fighters, he did perfectly fine with Persona 4 Arena, he just hadn't played the RPG, who cares. I agree that video was total shit.
>>321872389
>Have you seen the video about how he was angry that his parents didn't get him an action figure when he was younger? I just can't have any sympathy for him.
why do you obsess over him?
>>321872426
I don't even watch him I just thought his complaining was funny in that MGS3 vidthese are the e-celebs I am a cringey fanboy for
>>321872481
>He doesn't understand the idea of a lolcow
How fucking new are you?
>>321858853
I don't get it.
So why does everyone hate some guy who makes videos!? I don't get it.
DSP the based god to be honest
>>321872379
> is like the most harassed person on the internet
Well he did call himself the king of hate and then started blocking his own fans from commenting, insulted them both on youtube comments and twitter and shat on multiple fanbases just to raise popularity to his terrible channel
>>321858853
clue me in faggots
>>321872481
Because it's entertaining to me obviously. It's like a car wreck and the car is filled with Hitlers. You can't look away AND it's magnificent. I mean some people watch trashy reality shows still. I watch DSP. If that makes me pathetic somehow then fine, but it is great to me.
>>321872389
No I didn't
I had started watching his videos many years ago when my friends told me about a goofy guy who sucked at videogames and then he became worse and worse as he progressed
He went from "well fuck I lost hahaha" to "I'M PRESSING THE CONTROLS THEY FUCKING SUCK HOW DO I USE RATIONS"
>tfw I kind of liked Phil when that 2010 Medal of Honor reboot came out and he did a playthrough
>This was before /v/ turned into a youtube celebrity circlejerk board and Phil was hated for being a stupid casual
Shit's all reversed now.
Does anyone know which video young, dumb and full of cum is from?
>>321872727
but that wasn't a video about him playing a game, it was a video about him telling a childhood story
why are you interested in him personally?
>>321872727
But it's nothing like that. It's more like a bunch of pathetic losers obsessing over youtube videos.
>>321872681
But this would only work on really really really dumb fanbases.
>>321872823
Watch his heavy rain playthrough, it's pretty great.
>>321872854
It justifies the laughter mostly. I do have a conscience so I might just not get as much enjoyment if he was just a humble and good spirited idiot who couldn't play games for shit. It just makes it funnier knowing he's a terrible person who likes to parade his stupidity. It's the same reason it's usually great in movies to see the bad guy get his comeuppance.
>>321872872
Troll.
people are just jealous of DSP cause of his hot girlfriend and his youtube success
>>321872994
He's not a very smart person himself
In fact he didn't even think that such a big portion of the internet may not like guys being assholes for attention and a lot of things can be found on the internet
>>321866951
Got link? I love me some Gordon Ramsay.
>>321858853
https://youtu.be/gQ3M_J_ivX0?t=27m28s
>>321873337
>He's not a vvery smart person himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk
Here's a citation for that fact, anon.
>>321867316
But it won, what are you talking about?
Remember when all those people got fired?
>>321874641
To be fair to him, I'm european and I couldn't name more than 1 or 2 american states.
>>321874641
To be fair the game is rather picky one where you place the flags down. As dumb as he is he'd have saved 30 seconds if it counted the UK the first time he tried and guess right.
>>321874840
Well I'd have to argue that American states aren't as culturally diverse as many countries in Europe. He couldn't place the UK and didn't even know what it was and the only reason he knew Spain was because of Street Fighter. I think most Europeans could probably place Florida, California, and Texas at the very least and most reasonably intelligent Americans could place the UK, France, Germany, Spain, and Greece. Everyone of those are actually fairly easy to be honest. It's not asking for Estonia or Latvia.
>>321874840
Then you are equally retarded, congratulations.
>>321875258
>I think most Europeans could probably place Florida, California, and Texas at the very least
Not really no.
>>321875458
With the amount of American television oversaturating everything that's a pretty reasonable assumption. That is assuming you don't live in a former Soviet nation and have access to a television.
>>321875458
Well not counting Eastern Europe obviously. I thought you guys had books over there.
>>321875569
Well I just think those have very recognizable geography and are well known. A lot of american states are either boxes or very small.
I agree with that. I know the UK get a lot of American programming and some coverage in general.
>>321875569
Again not really. They may know a few but they won't be able to place them on a map.
TIHYDP vids, Almighty Tevin, and Ardnas are the only 'detractors' worth watching. Likewise the only 'detractors' on twitter worth paying attention to are dsp_txt and drgnkiller. The rest of the SoK are pretty lame now.
>>321864335
but then he gets views
>>321876009
Why would someone wade through all that shit for gold nuggets when someone else would do it for you?
>>321875872
If you have any affiliation with SoK then please tell Outsyder to stop making videos and kill himself.
>>321875267
Not really, america is irrelevant to me, and most europeans, just like europe is irrelevant to phil and most americans.
>>321866362
GG mentioned!
Suck it up niggers. GamerGate is immortal meme.
>>321875267
It's not like his life depends on learning most of the US states. An American canlive his entire life without knowing where Spain is. A Spaniard can live his life knowing where South Korea is. Locations of nations are things that can be found by consulting a map. It's not something that you HAVE to learn. That sort of stuff becomes even less important to know when you're in college and studying under a specific major.
>tfw subscribed to Phil
>donated to his Patreon because I like his content
I just hate pandalee, wish Phil would get rid of her.
>>321876116
I don't I just enjoy watching the train wreck that is DSP. I know who the SoK/KWO is just from their streams and vids.
TIHYDP are fine. Everything else is trash even Phils own content.
>>321874641I didn't know where UK was until I looked it up just now
>>321876379
you're a good guy anon
>>321876379Same here.
I hardly look into this guy at all.
All I know about him was he found Dark Souls 1 hard and didn't liked it, played Dark Souls 2 and was carried by using Great Lightning Spear, and didn't like it any more when it got nerfed, and got his assblasted and quit Bloodborne after he couldn't beatthe best boss in a From game.
Oh, and those How You Don't Play videos are people who are bad at games themselves acting big by overemphasising every little thing Phil does in an attempt to sound big when at the end of the day all they've done is made an unfunny clip show and runs it's own joke into the ground.
Is there anything I'm missing?
>>321874743
No one fired. Pretty much everybody is on Quinn's and Sarkesian's side.
Even ED article was butchered.
>>321876379
Phils content would be fine in a montage format. Like he does now, it's boring as fuck. Good thing TIHYDP videos exist.
>>321876710
pretty much anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JBzWBASQQY
I think they're jsut trying too hard to keep this joke HYDP going for every damn game
>>321876710
You are pretty spot on, the SoK community is full of intolerable autists, some of them are worse than Phil.
>>321876738
>No one fired.
Why would you lie on the internet?
>>321876379
quality kahntent
>>321858853
>We
Fuck off kWo. You're all pathetic, spending your free time harassing some sad fuck.
>>321875872
>start following dsp_txt when it started
>after a week it went from a txt account to just some autistic hater
