Hey anon, just want to say we are blown away by the latest build of your new game. If you could just go ahead and send us a list of which weapons will be Gamestop preorder exclusive, and which will be Best Buy preorder exclusive, I think we are ready to start marketing your game.
Hey anon, this is Brad from Microsoft. He's stopped by to talk to you about how Kinect integration could reallly take your game to the next level.
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Do whatever the fuck you want you filthy jews, just don't fuck with the story and the art style.
Listen anon, it occured to use that if you put an on-rail section right here, here, and here, you could force that extra hour of gameplay we talked about. That means you won't even have to include that extra stage at all.
Anon, I understand the effort you put into your main character design, but it just isn't viable right now. Marketing is telling me that if you just redesign the main character as a hard-nosed, ass-kicking female, sales are projected to be greater by 13%. Jennifer Hale has already expressed interest in taking up the role.
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No my game will be like Pokemon, there will be a gamestop version and a best buy version in order to unlock the third chapter and get all the weapons you have to buy both games.
Whoa anon, your game is shaping up really well. Just a few things on the docket today and you can get back to work. First up, your idea for the manual was clever, but just not cost effective. We've gone ahead and just had printing give us a mockup of a simple insert. One one side is the control, and the other all the standard health warning. If you could just sign here, we could go ahead and start printing as early as next week.
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Sounds great guys, just as long as my money keeps getting deposited into my bank account you guys can do what you're best at and sell this AAA game to retards.
If pandering to SJWs is profitable, why wouldn't I want to change my main character? How much more money will I get if I do this?
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>inb4 some fedora Gamergate kid gets buttblasted about this hypothetical situation
Hi anon, we have the winner of the Mountain Dew (tm) Dew-veloper for a Day (tm) sweepstakes here today. Remember, he gets to design one weapon to be included in your game. Oh look, here he is now.
One last thing, anon. Have you considered adding a helicopter boss?
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... Do you fuckers remember this is my company, right?
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Yes, and you hired us to make you more money which is what we're trying to do. Or are you just stupid and don't want to pander to anyone or sell DLC so your game can flop?
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A ketchup bottle for Gamestop and a mustard bottle for Best Buy
or reverse it to piss people off
Look Anon, we believe that adding a homosexual character would broaden the target audience, how about we use the slogan 'A game created in 2016' to show how progressive we are?
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>Implying marketing would ever give the game a glance
KEK!
