Just calibrated CSGO rank for the first time in my life.
Ask me anything
you a shit
What are your thoughts on Gamergate?
How to hold farts more effectively?
>>321755625
What can I make with the scraps in my fridge for breakfast?
>some old bell peppers
>left over turkey and ham
>some stuffing that looks gross
>i think those are yams
>some pepperoncini juice i can't be sure is still okay
>eggs
>a little bit of banana nut bread
>>321755625
whats your cs go rank
>>321755964
Not the OP, but get a knife and spatula out, because it's omelet time. Dice those peppers and ham, splash some of that juice on your eggs as you're cooking 'em.
>>321755732
At first I thought it was a shit situation, that Zoe girl manipulating penises to get what she wants, but I decided to not care. I stopped following the thing, and a few months later it's like a movement or something. So I stay out of it.
>>321755890
I don't know, but I have a nasty constipation for about 4 months now. I don't really fart as much as I used to.
>>321755964
Fry the turkey leftovers and eat them with bread.
>>321756034
Silver 1.
why do people drink orange juice with pulp in it? it's fucking disgusting
What should I do with my girlfriend for New Years Eve? She doesn't like going out for parties downtown or drinking, and that's just usually all I can think of doing. I got some fireworks, but that seems boring all on its own. What else is there to even do?
>>321756358
in the butt
>>321755625
Wanna play matchmaking?
>>321756425
Besides sex, I guess.
That's a given depending on how the plans go, but I need the plans first.
>>321756238
Fucking hell that sounds top tier m8. I even have half an onion, too. I'm on it.
>>321756358
Maybe take her out for ice skating or something, even if neither of you can skate, you can learn. I watched some tutorials done by a nigger on youtube and I can move forwards with decent speed and turn a bit.
>She doesnt like going out for parties and drinking.
I'm jelaous, sounds like a woman I'd want.
>>321756346
They believe it's healthier I guess. I can't stand having pieces of fruit where it doesn't belong.
>>321756436
Nah, maybe I'll play a couple matches until I win later. I wonder if I'll get Silver 2.
>>321756529
post results
>inb4 op does not deliver
>>321756491
Just plan on sex from the start. Even if she's not wanting to.
I'll buy it for $30 reply with your e-mail.
>>321756683
I can't sell it, it's my main steam account for every game I have, Dota, and all the hats and skins.
I thought of buying csgo on new accounts and getting silver 1 on them, though.
>>321756574
>only ice skating rink nearby is gonna be closed new years eve
Help me CSGO anon.
>>321755625
I'm about to eat some rice, what can I add to it to spice things up?
>>321756879
Raw egg.
No, seriously.
>>321756879
Do what >>321756238 suggested and make an Omlette.
Most of the world's problems can be fixed by making them into omlettes.
>>321756808
I don't know, I've never even had a girlfriend. What I'd want to do with one on a new years is stay at home, watch something maybe and eat pizza.
>>321756879
Pepper. My parents used to make marinated pepper, and it had an amazing, sweet taste.
>>321755625
Is it possible to make CSGO run on my pc that has pixel shader 2.0
>>321757164
I have no idea, I'd ask google.
how is it even possible to get to silver1?
>>321757313
I guess I just don't play a lot.
Where can i find a batch of Kamen Rider OOO that actually has seeders?
>>321757313
I don't know either.
I swear in the old days of CS if some Silver-tier player tried to PUG he'd get kicked and banned from the server.
But nowadays it's perfectly ok to be a shitter and play with other people. Go figure.
>>321757313
I dunno man, I tried using taser/knife only but even that didn't work.
>>321757313
You actually have to be actively losing your games and even then it's hard to start off below silver 3, OP is full of shit.
>>321757536
rutracker
>>321757695
I swear to god I tried my hardest to win every game.
Well there was one match where I was pissed, the score was like 12:3 we were losing so I headshotted my ally right at the round start and got kicked. I had no idea it would kick me but I didnt care.
>>321758174
>we were losing so I headshotted my ally
>>321758284
That was the only time I did that, though. I never griefed otherwise.
>>321758032
>torrents.ru
please no
>>321756641
I decided on scrambled because 1. I suck and 2. I made a shit ton there for the familia.
>>321760530
Nice job.
Are those dark brown things onions?
I guess you had to overcook them to look that way, and they'll be very bitter.
Enjoy your meal, though
>>321760748
you can splash balsamic into your onions and they will look like that sometimes. He may have carmelized them.
>>321760748
No, onions were translucent and lightly sweet. Can't really see them in there for all I can tell. The really dark brown chunks were the ham.
>>321760805
>>321760959
Allright, I've never cooked anything in my life, it just looked that way.
>>321760959
Never mind I am retarded. I can see them with brown edges now. I am not the most observant.
Still, weren't bitter. I've always done onions this way for scrambles and burgers. I guess its caramelizing like the other Anon says..
>>321761273
yet, even while offtopic, this was a higher quality, more productive discussion than 99% of /v/.
