You aren't a true Witcher if you didn't sided with Yaevinn.
>not being neutral
>siding with terrorists
>>321750261
>'true' witcher
>taking sides
Okay.
>>321750346
Being a Witcher you are kind of a terrorist, yourself too so you gotta help another bro in need. Theres is no point of being nice with people who wants you dead.
I did and regret it, stupid fuck didn't do anything right.
At least I got to fuck an elf.
>tfw you sided with Yaewinn and Iorveth
>>321750261
I crashed on Yavin, not sided with it.
Fucking Tavion.
>>321750261
Neutral route is the true Witcher route. Siding with the squirrels against the humans is pretty much the last thing Geralt would do.
>>321750592
Neutral route in TW1 then Roche in TW2 master race reporting in.
>>321750543
>work with terrorists
>witchers are branded terrorists
>can't hunt monsters for pay any more
OR
>don't get involved
>not a threat to anyone, you just hunt monsters
>continue to get work
>>321750543
>Being a Witcher you are kind of a terrorist, yourself too
You're literally retarded.
Witchers were created with just one purpose - to protect humanity.
>siding with terrorists
>ever
THE UNDYING FLAME SHALL PURGE THE EVIL FROM THESE LANDS
>>321750853
>siding with fascists
>>321750543
No, you're just a freak. Created for one purpose. A freak that shouldn't pick sides, because it would deny him his one and only purpose.
>>321750803
Too bad humanity doesn't feel the same way about witchers.
>>321750543
>Being a Witcher you are kind of a terrorist
That's completely false.
>yourself too so you gotta help another bro in need
The only thing Geralt has in common with Elves is that he's shunned for being a non-human. The major difference being that Geralt's job is to protect humanity
>>321751032
All the women seem pretty hunky dory with Geralt.
>>321751032
the opinion of some consanguineous incestuous plebeians doesn't matter, they're the first to crawl in front of them when they need to kill a lvl2 zombie, afterwards witchers bang their sisters, daughters and mothers.
>siding with ANYONE as a witcher but your trusty friends maybe
>>321751032
>it's okay to be a dick if others are being dicks to you
That's why the world is so fucked up in the first place. You're not helping.
>>321751169
In age where contraception is basically non-existant, I think lots of women would fancy fucking men who are guaranteed to be sterile. "Good-looking", athletic, competent at their jobs being a bonus point in attractivity of course.
>>321751302
No, that's fine. It isn't fine to fuck it up for all the witchers just because you hold a grudge.
>>321750926
hey, the order of the flaming rose never attacked innocents or robbed people who are just trying to live day by day
and siegfried helped the order become a much more secure and non-powerhungering faction under the leadership of King Radovid the Fifth
>>321751292
This. Probably not even your friends, really.
Unfortunately Witcher 2 was a complete fuck up and didn't understand what neutrality means or why it's a core design of a Witcher.
>>321751482
>not understanding that Geralt is terrible at staying out of politics
>>321751332
The sterile thing was retconned by CDPR, they're not sterile, they're just not around long enough to see the pregnant bellies.
>>321751414
You have selective amnesia, anon.
In the last chapter the order supermutant patrols just stroll around the city and butcher everyone.
And Siegfried is leading one of those. He was a bro at first, but I just had to put him down in the end.
>>321751557
>The sterile thing was retconned by CDPR
No it wasn't.
>siding with elves in any game
>>321751557
>The sterile thing was retconned by CDPR,
What the fuck makes you think that?
>>321750261
You aren't a true Witcher if you didn't abandon playing the first game due to it being trash and realising that CDPR got lucky with the license to a franchise that should've stayed in novels.
Who /neutral/, /Roche/ and /Empress/ mustard race here?
>>321751557
It's a loading screen text in 3. Witchers and sorceresses are sterile.
>>321751603
Why is lady Airship so mean?
>>321751676
Of course I went with roach, what kind of sick fuck abandons his own horse?
>>321751629
You can meet two alchemists in W2 who want to do some sort of experiment on you.
In W3 you can find out that experiment was supposed to reverse Geralt's sterility. It's mostly a gag moment, but still dumb.
>>321751676
>/Roche/ and /Empress/
You fucked up.
>>321751557
No it wasn't. You better not be referring to those notes you find in one castle after a treasure hunt which says some guy from Witcher 2 laced Geralt's food with an experimental drug which would unsterilise him.
>>321751598
>>321751629
There's a note
>>321751676
>Who /neutral/, /Roche/ and /Empress/ mustard race here?
My negroid
>>321751864
http://imgur.com/yQSKEe5 You mean this one? It's a gag and doesn't confirm anything. It is what they speculate would happen but it doesn't.
>Witcher
>Choosing sides
literally missing the point
Witchers aren't really sterile, but they still can't have babies with humies, or pretty much anything else.
That's because they've mutated so much their semen isn't compatible with humans anymore.
>>321751940
>speculate
But they don't speculate. In witcher 2, they're speculating, but in Witcher 3 they actually do confirm that the supposed lovers of Geralt in Flotsam do have expanded bellies.
>>321751332
Plus they are usually long lived, so they have plenty of time to practice their skills in bed.
>>321752189
All that note says is that IF they're right that will happen.
>>321751557
In Witcher 1 Geralt explicitly says that he cannot have children.
>>321752190
Yeah. When I was still in my teens I was kind of insecure and unexperienced with sex. On the one hand it was pretty cool to play a character who is a sexual dynamo and a monster hunter, on the other hand the amount of women fucking Geralt behind their partners backs made me feel inadequate. Yet I think it really did help me confront those feelings and I grew personally from it. And people say video games cannot be art.
>>321750543
>I pretend like I know the lore
So what happened with Anais in W3?
I guess Natalis got fucked in the initial fight against Nilfgaard, considering Roche fucked off with "what's left of Natalis' men", but Anais, who was supposed to be with Roche and Natalis wasn't even given a mention in W3.
Any good mods for W1 or 2?
>>321750261
You aren't a true Witcher if you didn't go neutral.
>>321750261
Fuck humans indeed
>>321750261
witchers are neutral no matter what. Fuck you and fuck taking sides
>>321750543
Wow, it's pretty early and I believe I won't read a post today that is dumber than this one
>>321750748
This nigga knows what's up. But both paths in TW2 felt good, Roche was just better
>>321751676
>from /neutral/ to /Empress/
you fucked up, even/dead/is a better choice when going this way
>>321750261
but "true witchers" dont side with anyone
>>321758818
I liked Vergen more but, yeah, there's no way I'm splitting with Roche
>>321751482
>Unfortunately Witcher 2 was a complete fuck up and didn't understand what neutrality means or why it's a core design of a Witcher.
Did you seriously miss the point of why Witcher stay OUT of politics in the first place? Witcher 2 is pretty much why, even if it wasn't his goal to meddle.
