>Super Smash Brothers
>they're not brothers
>>321708356
>>321708356
>Zone of the Enders
>There is no designated area to commence the finale
>>321708356
>Monster hunter
>you are the monster
In b4
>Street Fighter
>you don't fight streets
>>321708356
>Last of Us
>They weren't the last.
>Pokemon
>you don't poke Jamaicans who say "Man"
>Legend of Zelda
>There is no legend about Zelda
>zero escape
>you escape
>>321708356
>Final Fantasy
>Several sequels and remakes
>>321710329
There was but Aonuma retconned it
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
>Primary weapons are guns
>There's only one chronicle its not separated into separate stories
>The chronicle isn't even about the letter X
At least there are actually Xenos
>Infinite Jest
>It ends.
>>321708356
>Mother 3
>the amount of mothers you have at the end of the game = 0
>The Longest Journey
>There are games that are much longer
>>321708356
>King of Fighters
>You don't actually rule a kingdom of fighters
>Mega Man
>The main character is a robot
>Mega Man
>The main character is a robot
>Shin Megami Tensei
>You don't experience the rebirth of a goddess, let alone a "true" one
>>321708356
They were all born from Nintendo. They're brothers.
>>321711471
>pac man
>Duke Nukem Forever
>Kills the Duke Nukem franchise
>>321708356
>Naming the game after that milked to death shit the Mario Bros
>>321708356
The Grirch is a jew.
>>321711404
>>321711361
noice
>Street Fighter
>You never fight a street
>oh my god they killed Kenny
>hey dont worry I was jk i am not South Park i am Barth Simson
>>321711582
FUCK THE TREE
FUCK THE TREE
FUCK THE TREE
>Warframe
>fight in asexually aesthetic Warframe, pic related
Almost there, but I'll let it slide.
>>321711849
YOUR BRAIN IS FULL OF SPAIN
SPAIN IS FULL OF SPIDERS
IT'S GOT THIRTY NINE AND A HALF SPIDERS
>Super Smash Brothers
>Some of the characters are girls
>Battlefield
>you don't battle fields
>Strong Bads Cool Game for Attractive People
>you can play too
>Call of Duty
>Game isn't about cleaning toilets
>>321710674
The default name for MC is Cross (X). And it's the second game with that name.
>>321708356
>dragon quest (V)
>quest doesn't actually involve dragons
>skyrim
>you don't give the sky a rimjob
>Resident evil
>Global apocalypse
>>321711562
lmao
>"Xbox"
>not shaped like an "X"
>starcraft
>you don't craft stars
>PlayStation All stars battle royale
>nothing but literally who's
>>321708356
>Zero mission
>the whole game is the mission
>>321713394
DELETE THIS
>street fighter
>you cant fight a street
>Risk of Rain
>It never rains ingame
>Touhou
>You're not a whore who sells off encounters with your toe
>star wars
>there's never a war in a star
>>321710230
>Pocket Monsters
>They are put in purses and backpacks more often than someone's pockets
>>321711451
What about Strange Journey?
>Guilty Gear
>Not a single nuke launching mech in the game
>Dark Souls
>souls are white
>This thread
>Shin Megami Tensei
>no goddesses are reincarnated half the time
