>If you hold Down + B when you throw a Pokeball, you have a better chance of catching the Pokemon
THAT kid thread
>I already watched some of the new episodes of DBZ in Japanese. Vegeta turns Super Saiyan 3 too!
Fucking Jake you lying cunt
Did you know Sonic is in Melee?
>>321696323
>"You can totally get Regigigas in Omega Ruby, dude! All you have to do is have all three but give Regice a nickname and have him hold an ice-related item. It only works if you do that for Regice though. Go back to Regice's cave and Regigigas jump down from the ceiling!"
Yeah, fuck off Alex, I ain't wasting my time with that shit.inb4 "but dats real" It's a joke you chucklefuck
That rumor made it all the way into the West Indies.
>Just use strength on the truck by the harbour dude, you're sure to encounter Mew!'
>>321696323
I always tapped b. I knew it didn't help but it makes me feel less helpless.
>you can find 99 master balls in one of the garbage bins on the SS Anne
Fuck off, Jung-Yung
>"I wasn't even trying! If I tried, you wouldn't even have beat me!"
What was his name /v/
>knew a girl who was kind of a dick back in elementary
>would steal unattended hand-helds and cartridges
>stole my Pokemon Gold version
>think of it as my fault cause I was a dumb kid that left his shit everywhere
>most of my friends didn't see it like that
>"hey anon, after school she's gonna be home alone, wanna come over?"
>"I thought you hated her?"
>"we know"
>refuse to go because they're probably going to kill her or something
>next week at school
>she is absent for this week
>so are my friends
>week after that
>friends come back; girl is still nowhere to be seen
>they wont tell me what they did
>Alex gives me back my Gold version
>A lone Cyndaquil Lvl 21 in party
>turns out she was "bullied" and got sent to another school
>years later
>they tell me what they ACTUALLY did
>mfw every time I play Pokemon from now on
>>321698894I'm being really retarded and not following. Did they actually beat her? Did she release all your pokemon or did she raise your Cyndaquil for you?
>>321698894
So did they rape her or what?
>>321698894
>they tell me what they ACTUALLY did
Doesn't say what they ACTUALLY did.........????
>>321698894
What did they actually do?Rape her?
>my uncle works at Nintendo
>theyre making a pokemon movie
>but this one will be live action
>Im going to be in it
Oh Lucas, you so crazy
>>321699190
>>321699192
>>321699221
They molested her. Nothing to extreme.
It was a new save file too. Player name was called Amber. I played through it again and made it into a Typhlosion.
>If you get all S-ranks with all teams and all missions in Sonic Heroes, you unlock a team with Robotnik as Flight, Metal Sonic as Speed, and Chaos Zero as power.
I don't remember who told me, or if I read it somewhere. I wasn't even a fucking kid anymore, I was a basically-rational, doubting teenager. But I had no reason not to believe it, and got S ranks on absolutely everything assuming that this badass team was going to appear when I finished.
I still dream sometimes about what it would have been like.
>>321699569
So they didn't go to juvie or anything?
>>321699569
>molestation
>nothing too extreme
And an es-jae-dubya is born
>>321696323I still do this.
>>321700107
Apparently not. I don't think she even knew what rape was and just told everyone she was "bullied".
They try not to talk about it but I like to make fun of them by reciting lines from Geiger Counter
>>321700514
I think you got that backwards buddy
>>321701042
>girl gets molested
>becomes triggered
>starts whining about triggers
That is how SJWs are born
Dragon Ball AF is real! I've seen the first episode!
>>321701576
...what?
>>321696323
To be fair that was a common playground rumour that even got printed in magazines.
>>321700024
Considering the 180 Emblems to unlock Green Hill Zone in SA2, it's not that far-fetched to have a 100% reward.
>Friend of mine takes everything way too fucking seriously and everything in the world is a competition to him
>Stupid stubborn jackass asshole who thinks if he acts like a hot-blooded anime character he can coast his way through life
>Play video games with him
>Mercilessly whoop his ass
>Don't say anything
>He wins one time
>I now have to hear about it for the next two weeks
Jesus Christ man, we all are so tired of hearing about how you're the Smash champ. Fucking hell, we do four player ten stock, I have almost 30 KOs from all of you assholes, but you're number one with only three or four kills because you hid like a bitch and only went after high damage people, what a surprise
Fucker
>>321701576
Anon, that's one of the few cases where someone could get actual PTSD. Even more so if they were rough with her.
