Alright, which one of you was it?
>boy opens uncharted PS4 bundle on Xmas
>instead of a ps4, finds a piece of wood with a dick drawn on it that says "from cock and balls with love."
>spends the rest of his Xmas alone in his room crying.
>>321687707
yeah? black kids every day crawling in bugs drinking dirty water, dying of diseases and shit.
this kid will get a replacement anyway, he upset now, but he live.
>>321687707
>finds piece of wood with lewd image on it
What a dick.
You can have more fun with the block of wood.
>>321687707
"This has ruined his belief in Santa"
Boo fuckety hoo. Maybe don't lie to your kid about the fundamental nature of reality.
>>321687976
Yea, but this kid was white. He didnt deserve this.
>>321688379
That is because you can play a bunch of games with a block of wood. With a ps4 there are none.
>9 year old
>Santa
lmao
>>321688670
It will toughen the little shit up. White people are too soft to survive in this world.
>Doesn't check the presents before wrapping them up
Deserved it desu.
>>321687976
Nice fallacy, pal.
>>321688258
kek
He should have bought PC or Xbone.
>>321688869
I blame the parents.
>>321687976
Was this response really necessary? You can do this with in every situation, but that doesn't mean it has value.
>>321687976
>yeah? black kids every day crawling in bugs drinking dirty water, dying of diseases and shit.
Here's a radical idea, if you can't feed and shelter your children, THEN DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
Just pay niggers to get sterilized, they get free money and can have all the HIV sex they want without having their hellspawn drink dirty water and die of diseases and shit.
Hahaha kid gets what he deserves for asking for a PoS4. I personally know the guy responsible, he did this to multiple PS4s and most of the wood pieces have pro-Nintendo or Valve messages on them to encourage Wii U and Steam Box sales instead. Fucking based.
>>321689063
lol
>>321689062
>But muh love!
>Errythang will work out in da en'
>OH LAWD HE WAS PART OF A GANG BUT HE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
I wholeheartedly agree with you, Anon.
Mom told me Santa wasn't real when i was 3. Fuck Christmas.
>>321689557
Did you even know what a Santa was at 3? Shit, did you know what a Chirstmas was at 3?
>>321687707
>spends the rest of his Xmas alone in his room crying.
yeah right that faggot was masturbating to it
>>321687707
Why am I laughing so hard at this
>this PS4 is a block of wood with a cock on it
>santa has forsaken me
>>321689661
The thing is, i don't even remember ever having a Christmas where i believed Santa was real.
Meanwhile, another guy that bought a piece of wood with a dick in it got a PS4.
Two Christmas ruined.
>>321687707
>boy gets a dick from christmas
>locks hinself on his room
>his parents can only hear the moans
yeah he is "crying" alright
>>321687707
>>321687707
>Not fucking testing the WEIGHT OF AN OBJECT BEFORE YOU BUY IT
For fucks sake.
I'd have bought this shit two weeks before christmas, taken it apart and all and played it & set it up for my son.
Probably would've had a good laugh if it did have a lump of wood in it. Then told whoever I bought it from to replace it.
>>321689056
It puts all first world problems into context with a bigger scope of the world instead of your own little safe space world. It's meant to keep the whining to a minimum. Not get white privileged fucks like you angry.
>>321688595
Yeah, why rob him of childhood wonderment? He needs to grow up to be a bitter shitposter on /v/!
>>321689056
Doesn't mean you can't be thankful for the life you're given and the opportunities you get.
>>321690226
t. angry white privileged fuck
>>321690301
*why not
>>321690226
I bet your cries about poorfags do a lot, fatass.
Go back to Tumblr.
>>321687976
>>321688595
>>321688796
>>321688843
>>321688869
>>321689063
>>321689557
I bet you all are the same people I ring up every day, purchasing a $50 PC/Wii U game with fucking EBT.
You're all prime examples of varying mental disorders. Are children not allowed to be children anymore? Should we ship Billy and Sally over to the Congo to train as child soldiers, too?
>>321690226
Man, the amount of fat as fuck Tumblrinas in /v/ is amazing.
Can't believe you are so irrelevant you had to come to this board.
>>321690226
The problem with that argument is that no one fucking cares about niggers having shitty living conditions, since it's their own fault
>>321690226
Why should I give a fuck about them?
>>321690301
The only think that would make me bitter is finding out my parents lied to me about something like that. There's plenty of "childhood wonder" to be had that isn't made up bullshit.
>>321690559
You seem heavily analblasted.
>>321687707
>according to kotaku
yeah ok
>>321687707
>>321687707
>>321687707
>>321690742
kotaku are a real source
they have never discussed which pop tart was the best
You can buy games with EBT? I know that there is cash benefits, but I thought that was for carcinogens and 2 ply toilet paper...
>>321690226
It's not my fault that the dumb niggers can't make a stable society.
>>321690478
>>321690593
The problem with that argument is that tumblrinas and SJW are the ones whining about "harassment" in video games instead of tackling real issues in the world.
You are literally the same as them, arguing that your non-issues should get more attention.
>mfw I got an unopened uncharted ps4 bundle on xmas right now
s-should I open it?
>>321691028
Depends, do you like dicks?
>>321690742
I read that as "according to keikaku"
>spending christmas at cousin's
>bring all our family gifts there for opening too
>winter of 96, wish so desperately for a fucking n64
>"MERRY CHRISTMAS ANON, FROM MUM AND DAD", exclaims santa
>it's a big package, just the right size-- oh shit, it's heavy
>BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
>rip and tear that wrapping apart with girlish squeals, exclaiming "nintendo, nintendo, nintendo!"
>huge wooden log with 'N64' and crude controllers carved into it
>parents explain they were all out of stock but will get one later
>that crushing disappointment mixed with utter embarassment before thirty people who heartily laff>cousin opens his gift next and gets a fucking N64
>>321690959
Yeah, but we whine about different things.
Tumblr is the place to complain about how fortunate you are, this is the place to complain about videogames.
>>321691028
Open it or sell it but just get on with it already. Post pics too.
>>321691218
Yeah, all non-issues.
>>321691285
But different non-issues.
>>321691134
Holy fuck Anon.
Did you ever forgive them?
>>321690559
>"b-but muh childruns!"
>tfw Engineer
>tfw buy everything I want
>tfw I can pay taxes and not give a shit
You keep lying to kids, and they'll end up believing into adulthood that the only thing they need to be successful is to be good. In the end they'll only wind up like you:Working a shit retail job only to be a footnote people's lives.
He'll probably get a free one from Sony anyway.
This kinda thing is great press for a company, so they usually do shit for people who make a big shit out of something on social media.Pretend this happened to you and make a wooden PS4 right now and you kight be able to weasel your way into a free system.
>>321688843
>>321691370
Still, doesn't mean that you shouldn't be at least a little happy that you get to complain about video games instead of being worried that you won't have anything to eat tonight.
>>321691532
But I am, the one I was sending to Tumblr was telling me ''WOW, YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS BECAUSE OF THIS OTHER THING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT YOU WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT''
>>321687707
Did they buy that fucking thing off of craigslist or something?
>>321687707
>Alright, which one of you was it?
Can we stop doing this meme already?
>>321692040
Shut the fuck up you stupid cuck.
>>321691413
they felt so bad about my cousin getting one in my face that they drove several towns over the next morning just to hook me up, it's cool
it's become a running gag in the family: wrap huge fucking boxes, fill it with stones and wood, throw them a curveball
>>321688670
He's from Bahston. That's as close to niggerdom as white people can get.
>>321687707
Didn't the same thing happen almost a decade ago with a PS3 box and a phone book?
>>321690559
fucking lol
I was already doubting the existence of santa at age 3. It's not about PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN, it's about them having an inquisitive mindset instead of just eating up everything you put near their faces with no questions asked.much like the dick you are stuffing yourself with right now, anon.
>>321691518
Hmm, maybe we could get Sony to make games for the damn thing this way?
>>321687707
>according to kotaku
Now why do i have the impression that now they make up stories when they don't cry about misogyny and bigotry?
>>321687707
>cries because he didn't get a PS4
I haven't gotten a single christmas present in the last 5 years and I'm 19
I hope that kid kills himself over something trivial
>>321692570
>fucking lol
Fuck off to Reddit.
Sounds like his idiot parents tried to buy a cheap one off of Craig's List.
the kid got a $100 gift card, a copy of the Uncharted collection and and new ps4 when they returned it.
The dick was lucky guys..
>>321687707
Sue the store, get lots of PS4s, Santa is real again
>>321692570
It's not even about "protecting the children", it's about tradition, conservation, and imagination.
It's a family ritual, through-and-through.
>>321692243
your parents did you right anon i mean it would be pretty shitty if they woke up the next day to a dead kid in the bathroom for a cheap joke.
if they got a cockblock in their PS4 box then I assume they bought it off an online retailer or used on ebay. And frankly if you're gonna do that shit with a gift, you should really double check it before you wrap it up and put it under the tree.
>>321690559
KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK
kid deserve it for his football team being a bunch of cheating scumbags
>Makuch
Oy vey!
>>321690559
>purchasing a $50 PC/Wii U game with fucking EBT.
That's literally impossible to do.
>>321687707
Console boxes have a hole in them so the barcode can be scanned, this smells like a scam
>>321695708
It's apparently happened to several others.
>>321689396
Fuck off to /pol/
>>321696623
Go send more aid money to Africa. They need it so they can make more kids that they can't feed themselves.
>>321695178
obviously you've never been to a walmart or target, i shit you not niggers will literally offer to pay for people's groceries with their EBT cards for cash which they spend mostly on booze and cigs but occasionally get other things like call of duty or sneakers. Same with WIC checks shit's degenerate
>>321697287
It's not one or the other. I literally don't give a shit either way, and nor should you.
>>321687707
The parents are literally retarded.
No one buys new hardware without opening on the store first, it is fundamental. I am going to assume the parents bought it from a street vendor for $99 or a shady online retailer...again without opening the damn thing first, and if you ever do something like that you triple check that shit and open it with a damn screw if necessary to make sure it is not a case filled with rocks.
I must comment on the website, why would they display the name of the kid who got tricked by this? Do they hope they get presents from strangers?
I don't know what to think this could be either idiocy or a complete hoax, given people like to play victim to get presents but I believe people have ulterior motives so it could be every day idiocy.
>>321698417
Selling EBT credit for cash =/= actually buying items with an EBT card. What you said is still impossible.
oh sorry, i thought i was on /pol/
>>321690725
You must be one retarded motherfucker. I knew that my parents put the presents and or money in case a tooth felt off as early as I was capable of rational thought, and I played along.
I knew my parents loved to put up the Holiday show because I was 6, and everyone played along. It means more for the parents who want heir kids to have a tv special Christmas because they love them than the kids who know what they are getting.
If anything your family must be pretty shitty.
>>321687707
>PS4
>no games
>Log
>no games
don't see the problem tbhfam
>>321687707
So what was it, a customer return the salesperson didn't even bother looking in the box for? Amazing.
>>321700378
Why the fuck would they need to break the seal on a box to look inside? No one does that, because the box is expected to have its contents.
At least i could find a use for the piece of wood,all my ps4 does is collect dust.
>>321687707
>fuck I bought a gift off ebay and didn't check what was inside the package like a fucking idiot, now my son's christmas is ruined
>better tell the local news and get a hatemob going!
Internet culture is fucking vile. Why do we need to cushion the blows reality deals to these morons?
>>321687976
Nice fallacy, nigger.
Here's your reply.
>>321702627
They bought it from a retail store.
>>321698417
>>321699512
It's also illegal as fuck. I'd call the police and have them arrested.
