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Ayys not welcome
We should dominate the snake women with our thrusting manhood and turn them into our brides!
>>321677675
you're a big chrysallid
>>321677969
for rookie
>>321677969
4Ur squad
>>321677675
>importing custom soldier packs in Xcom2
Hyped to the max.
>>321678090
can't wait for someone to make the A-Team with 2 shivs
Guys, the future is with our Alien overlord, please cease this nonsense and bring back the 'avenger\ is rightfully theirs.
>>321678181
*which is
>65$ for digital deluxe
I don't need it... definitely don't need it.
>>321678039
Holy shit.
>>321678349
You called?
>>321678330
>digital
absolutely treasonous
>>321678349
That guy actually isn't too bad.
There's plenty of things more scary than the big lid.
Hello, fellow Humans. I sure do hate aliens. Vigilo confidio.
>>321678507
>>321677675
So what do you think?
What will be after XCOM 2 if XCOM beats ADVENT and retakes Earth?
>>321678349
That pessimistic feel when Double K got scrapped...
>>321678405
We need to go bigger.
>>321678405
>takes halved damage
>can barely get crit
>shoots twice
>free overwatch
>that much hp
Why is this allowed, long war is full of masochists
>>321678507
fucking hell, i love/hate those guys
>>321678553
Uncanny.
>>321678679
I'd really like some XCom in space, where we get revenge on the Ayys and actually attack THEIR home planet.
Also a Terror from the Deep expansion
>>321678679
>What will be after XCOM 2 if XCOM beats ADVENT and retakes Earth?
Another retcon because Firaxis can't plot their way out of a wet paper bag.
>>321678679
>Double K got scrapped
Really?
>>321678679
>What will be after XCOM 2 if XCOM beats ADVENT and retakes Earth?
An Apocalypse remake.
>>321677675
>Ayys not welcome
>>321678405
what the fug is this thing, mommy sectopod?
i made some snek adjustments
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XfIuzHhg32
>>321679004
Based incase
>>321678952
>Those eyes
Do a snek lady version
which Xcom would i play first?
>>321678952
can you draw a human-hipster snekgirl in a coffeeshop
it is my specific sexual fantasy
>>321677675
You think they're will ever be an alien defector wanting to work for Xcom?
>>321678952
Do a snek version of Dr Vahlen
>>321679232
unlikely, but mods can happen
>>321679145
If you aren't put off by old graphics/interfaces then openxcom, if you just want to shoot ayylmaos then just get ew
>>321679145
EW then UFO Defense with openXcom.
>>321679232
they already said no man sheesh
yes you wish to fuck the snake and
>>321679249
actually this too
splicing human women into ayys is MY fetish
>>321678872
As much as I'd like it, it will probably be more like >>321678898 said.
I too had something of a idea for a Apocalypse style sequel. Want you two to hear my idea?
>>321678894
Don't be pessimistic.
>>321679232
No, not without shoving a mind control implant into their skull.
>>321679145
Enemy Within.
>>321678952
Anon please I'm starting to remembersexual socksthreads
>>321678952
(Reposting from last thread)
If you're still taking requests, smexy plate armor snek would be neato.
>>321679352
I'd shove something else in em.
>>321679249
don't
DON'T
>>321679385
what am i doing
i hope you can mod the shit outta this game
i'd totally make a seperate campaign where the xcom project has alien staff/volunteers/soldiers, and add in as many new units as i please
>>321678952
based scrubbing bubbles man
>>321679549
I love you anon.
>>321679549
>>321679520
>>321679549
DO IT
Speaking of, has anyone considered the possibility of genetically altering soldiers to give them ayy abilities as opposed to literally recruiting ayys?
They're jabbing human DNA into themselves, why can't we jab alien DNA into ourselves?
>>321679004
Source for anyone interested: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/InCase/167244/Dr-Vahlens-research
>>321679385
Hello whyboner, my old friend.
>There are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who resort to using inferior alien weapons
What's the matter anon? Are you too much of a scrub to take down ayys with cold steel?
How exactly do snayyks and other aliens exist with man?
I understand the domination, but if you're not XCOM, what happens to regular Joe when he comes across a snayyk/grey/whatever on his daily walk?
>>321679705
Enemy Within did what you're describing.
You know liberals and gun control advocates would be the first to sell out humanity to the aliens.
>>321679385
>not spoon threads
Those were some weird times
>>321679787
I mean a more heavy transhuman angle though not just "dis guy has iron skin"
>>321679883
I miss them so much
>>321679763
I would, but the character creator isn't flexible enough to create Sonic OC's.
>>321679818
Don't try to bring real life politics into make belief ayy games, bro.You're probably right though
My body is so fucking ready for this game, and my dick is close to exploding as I hype myself up for all the 40k mods we are gonna get, since firaxis said we would have close to or even more modding support than what bethesda gives games
>>321679927
Something something ethics
*Shen heard mumbling in the distance*
>>321679778
You attempt to ignore it, lest they decide you should be gored or mindmelded.
>>321679818
Funny enough, the canon is that the first commander figured he could Ironman Classic his way through the explorer fleet, got his shit wrecked, and the world governments realized they were fucked if they couldn't even stop the weak advance fleet. Even a crazy gun-toting republican couldn't stop the alien alliance.
>>321679348
>Want you two to hear my idea?
Sure.
>>321679763
Says the anon using armors derived from alien materials, if you are so good why not use the starting armor?
>>321677675
Yeah I just got Ew for myps3
Should I build a cybernetic lab or gene lane first
>>321680080
Mechs first
>>321679763
I bet you equipped them like this only for the screenshot, you hothead.
But I do love the ballistic weapons, the sniper sound is nice.
>>321680080
cyblab, it's good for early and part of mid game
also they're fun as fuck on first playthrough
>>321680080
Gene lab > Cybernetics lab
Make sure to carve ups some Berzerkers ASAP for that sweet, sweet, Neural Dampening.
>>321679818
more like
>conservatives would be hunkering down in panic shelters and/or forming militias to lynch ayys and ayy sympathizers, end up annihilated by the aliens pretty much first thing
>liberals would be heavily paranoid but otherwise pussy out and accept alien rule because they don't want to get annihilated
>>321679549
>>321680080
MECs are the best
>>321679778
>walking down street
>need to get your morning ration of nutrient slop from an automated vending machine
>imprinted serial code on your wrist itches, almost don't notice snek standing in your way
>she's next to a trash bin, there's an empty can of carbonated refreshment slop balanced on its rim
>she coyly knocks down the can with the tip of her tail
>"Pick up that can"
>>321680156
This. But a gene modified sniper is also fucking unstoppable.
>>321680080
What difficulty are you playing on
>>321679763
>There are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that color code there soldiers by class
>>321679763
What about all that alien alloy and whatnot covering your soldiers
>>321679705
>>321679249
>>321678234
i dont think turtlenecks would really fit
>>321680356
>>There are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that DON'T color code there soldiers by class
>>321677675
purge the ayy´s
cleans the ayy´s
in the name of the emporer!
>>321680169
>Implying
>>321680035
>"Valhen you a straight crazy bitch, fucking with genes is whack, immoral shit"
>"By the way commander, I had this awesome idea, we should cut off all our soldier's arms and legs and give them fucking robot legs, how sick would that be"
>>321680356
>not color-coding troops based on gimmicks
Do you even video games?
>>321680449
Do vahlen in a snek costume.
>>321680337
Another question, what difficulty does /v/ play on?
>>321680449
DELET
>>321680449
She's rockin that labcoat, at least.
>>321680449she needs her hair
>>321680449
cute CUTE
>>321680449
What if you drew a qt snake hugging a man for warmth while they sit by a toasty fire?
>>321678952
FasssSSSssscinating
>>321680449
truly, sweaters are the greatest inventions of mankind
>>321680449
I'd research her lab
>>321680075
I probably will next playthrough, this one was actually kind of stupidly easy. It's surprising how much damage you can do with ballistic weapons just by having high level troops.
>>321680505
>>321680450
>not making different builds and mentally assigning each one a nickname
>not giving rookies with a certain build the same nickname as his deceased predecessor
>>321680654
have mercy on my heart anon
>>321678172
>melee shiv with hoovering module
>>321680494
Well to be fair a legless and armless person is still human
>>321680307
>bend down to pick up the can
>smacks you in the face with her tail
>Get up and toss can away
>"You're under arrest for improper recycling"
>Get taken away to alieum facility as prisoner for life>she smacked you with her cloaca
>>321680494
yes
cyberization is the natural course for humans.
fucking with genes makes them no better than the ayys
>>321680449
>You hear the door to your quarters shff open, something slithering on the sterile floor
>You reflexively reach for your gun when you hear a vaguely familiar accent
>"Commander, my resssssssearch may have gotten ssssslightly... Out of hand, admittedly."
>See this
>What do?
EU is on sale.
Should I get it, /v/?
>>321680494
>>321681082
>>321680905
guys guys what ifboth
>>321681173
Get the full package with Enemy Within and play that
>>321680337
>>321680337
Classical with Ironman on
Choose the U.S.
I never played a An Xcom title because I play on consoles so I want to see how hard this game is
>>321681173
Yes, definitely.I wouldn't necessarily recommend EW, but get it if it's cheap to get both.
>>321680905
>>321680494
>>321681082
Even Vahlen admits in one incidental clip that the gene-modded soldiers might not be a good idea.
MECs are just people with funky prosthetics that can't even go into combat with exo-suits and they aren't going to make half-robot babies. Gene-modded soldiers keep all their implants and could presumably pass them down to their children.
>>321681221
>screaming heavy floater.mp3
>>321681173
Get the complete pack with EW
>>321680063
OK then.
Remember what the Uber Ethereal talked at the end about something much worse lurking among the stars when you killed him?
The Ethereals goal was to make humans combine the capabilities of all the aliens they had under their control (which went horribly right because not only did XCOM beat every single darn thing, they made Meld based tech and then assaulted the Temple Ship).
XCOM2 rolls in. The genetic experiments on humans and aliens have a aim probably...yet not as good due to vichy earth and dictatorship.
I bet that at one point we'll get something like this in XCOM3 (if it's going to be announced):
- Years after ADVENT and aliens got beaten.
- Humanity got on a better tech level.
- Aliens are still around, but they are now 2nd class citizens and the world is cyberpunk tier of bad, but at least people don't get removed mysteriously.
- Aliens from another dimension appear, different from those in XCOM and XCOM2 as they have scary biotech and are overall abominable eldritch things.
- XCOM enters the fray, but now they'll need much more than what they had previously...so they take in the 2nd class citizen aliens to fight them, yet old hostilities start to flare up.
- Now both humans and ayys have to fight and die side-by-side against eldritch organic ayys that are removing people and replace them with meat puppets to control the large corporations and then sabotage the war effort.
- Now we X-COM: Apocalypse with dimensional travelling...though XCOM2 is a spiritual X-COM: Apocalypse.
man i have enemy unknown but i have no fucking money to get enemy within. all i want is enemy within but im fucking poor
>>321681082
>fucking with genes makes them no better than the ayys
Except for the whole murdering countless civilians just to stir up shit. Injecting our young into their chests and using their shambling corpses as incubators, and eventual enslavement.
>>321680905
>>321681082
i just love that shen has literally no concept of the irony in telling valhen that her ideas are immoral while advocating mutilating soldiers
like why the fuck does he cut off their arms and legs instead of just building them exosuits, shit makes no sense, you can't even take them into combat without the MECs
>>321681330
>choosing the US
bad advice
africa/south america are just plain better
>>321679517
>stunned
>not "Ssssssstunned"
>>321681421
Donate plasma.
>>321681398
- Can assemble a team mixed up from both humans and the aliens from XCOM and XCOM2.
- Racial stuff. At first both sides don't like each other, but over time they start to tolerate each other more and more.
- Giant Overspawn boss battle.
- Covert missions where you infiltrate corporations and kill off meat puppet people the eldritch aliens replaced the normal ones.
- Doing invasions into eldrtich locations.
- EXALT and the ADVENT collaborator guys are back, and now they made a apocaliptic cult that aids the eldritch ayys. You need to terminate them too.
- Multiple endings depending on how much you invested into integrating both humans and ayys together.
>>321681330
Do.. do you have any experience in strategy game at all
>>321681421
thepiratebay.org
>>321681661
but i want to play long war. ive been told by many you cant do long war on pirated copies
>Color coding your troops
>Not just having everyone wear same coloured battle fatigues
>>321681332
>I wouldn't necessarily recommend EW
I would. The added MEC and bio-enhancement tech trees are fantastic. You're telling him to miss out on the most fun bells and whistles. EXALT was pretty fun too.
>>321681398
Actually the Uber Ethereal was just talking about the ascended Ethereals from The Bureau. At least half of the ones we see are pretty alright.And also possibly the Commander.
>>321681732
don't be a retard and play LW before even beating classic vanilla
>>321681732
yeah, shills
>>321681330
You're kidding me right this is your first time playing a Xcom title but you insist on doing it on Classical are you crazy
>>321681507
>>321681398
I like your idea and would buy the game if it existed.
>>321681764
You're no fun.
So what with the new Xcom game being a bastion for autistic fanfiction, share some of your soldiers you intend on creating.
>John Gallagher
>Class: Technician
John Gallager was born and raised during the peace period, born in 2004, he grew up and had piloting drones and filmmaking as a hobby. When making films, he had to learn to use editing programs, which sparked his interest for computers over all, and after some dawdling before actually deciding on what he wanted to do, he became a software developer.
As the invasion rolled in, he decided to put his expertise with both piloting drones using the new gremlin, and his previous programming experience to work to drive away the quote "ayy scum"
How many of you guys saw District 9? Anyone notice the resemblance between XCOM and the MNU security forces?
Which xcoms should i get /v/
>>321681846
i did. i got enemy unknown for free a while back and beat it.
>>321681802
>EXALT
fuck those assholes
they beat me to laser weapons and made my life hell
>>321682080
assaulting their base is fun
>>321682038
Get EW to start with, move on to OpenXcom if you get a feel for it. Xenonauts is a decent bridge for the two.
>>321682038
Get the original and/or Terror from the Deep. Don't like it? Too archaic? Get EU with EW.
>>321682080
I'm wondering if EXALT just became ADVENT, or if they'll pop their heads up again somewhere in XCOM2
>>321681975
The MNU in the movie looked bog standard mercs.
>>321682038
all of them: xcom complete pack and enemy unknown complete
like 9$ on steam.
>>321681732
Not that guy, but simply go to a ebay or whatever auction site you have and buy a steam key for EW at the lowest of prices.
>>321681823
Really? I'm replaying XCOM EW and now I need to hear into this.
Also didn't play The Bureau since people said it was generally...mediocre.
>>321681934
I was also thinking about differences between the Aliens and Humans in this XCOM.
Humans would be typical jack-of-all stats and be capable of being everyone and everything, but wouldn't excel at anything.
Aliens would limited and excel at certain things, therefore some classes wouldn't be available to them.
>>321682080
>>321682389
I bet they did became part of ADVENT.
>>321678090
>black men
>white women
Cucks, please leave.
>>321682389
exalt is non canon
xcom failed in the 1st month is the new canon.
>>321682389
It would be pretty neat to side with them and watch them closely for their inevitable betrayal.
>>321682080
>mfw got laser around the same time as eggsalt
>mfw literally unlimited free laser weapons
I love those cunts
>>321680356
>>321680450
>>321680796
>There are people on /v/ that dont just use the ugly gold and purple Lakers color scheme on every soldier
>>321682521
>Humans would be typical jack-of-all stats
>Aliens would limited and excel at certain things
go play mmo :^)
everybody should be able to do anything but with varying degree of effectiveness and quirks. problem is how much money effort you want to put into it and how much influence among groups you want to have/lose
>>321680516
whoops
>didn't notice tank was on fire
>15 damage
rip best support and ass salt.
>>321683121
Yes.
This pleases me.
>>321677821
I like the way you think.
>>321682969
It would be hard for me to see a Muton being a Sniper.
>>321683121
It's almost enough to make someone a sick deviant who likes humans!
>>321683289
Thank you for your enlightening reply
>>321683121
i like this anon
>>321682614
EXALT existed far before the start of the first game if the shit they got around their home base is any indication
>>321683528
Agreed. They could easily still be an organization.
>>321683318
they should be able to. it's just a matter of firing a gun at longer range than other guys.
just make mutons occupy 2 squad slots and have low evasion instead.
>>321683528
nah, it's just a bunch of rich-kid autists who were bored and borrowed their parents fund to pimp out their hiding place with tasteless art and a chinese hologlobe
>>321683318
>Hard to see the effectiveness of a 400 pound mother fucker with enhanced senses, wielding a fuck huge cannon of a rifle
>you will never jerk yourself raw inside of a giant snakelady alien's mouth
>>321683707
>inside of a giant snakelady alien's mouth
>Wanting a dick full of holes and venom
No thanks.
>>321683689
> it's just a bunch of rich-kid autists
Could we pretend we're having an intelligent discussion?
>>321682969
He's just riffing off of Apocalypse which had Robots who could never be psychic but were super killing machines and Half-ayys who could become the most kickass psychics but sucked at regular combat.
>>321683142
F
>>321683707
>You will never cum inside a snake girl's cloaca as your sperm tries with no avail to impregnate her eggs
>>321683663
Good idea.
>>321683690
They'd probably see it as a boring thing to be on the back sniping not!Nyarlahotep instead of going Berserk and tearing him apart bare handed.
>Snek: the thread
moar
>>321683121
>those hips
THICK
>>321683707
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1620190#search=X-COM
:^)
>>321683931
Anon, there are ways to explode your load in her mouth and not get bitten.
Obviously this is NSFWhttps://e621.net/post/show/712339/anthro-breasts-cum-cum_on_breasts-cum_on_face-duo-
>>321678721
>Why is this allowed, long war is full of masochists
It looks that way initially, but it's actually not bad at all considering you have 8 soldiers for normal missions, some extremely powerful perks and items, and damage is adjusted radically.
I've had a single infantry with a heavy rifle one-shot a regular sectopod with a 25-damage hit before, and assuming you have a LMG guy with HEAT and double tap he can still conceivably do around 20-35 damage in a single turn to the boss sectopod.
The only thing in long war that is objectively retarded is giving reactive sensors to ayys.
You can get the game for 25% off at GMG, if anyone's thinking about pre-ordering
Though I'd probably hold off a bit, Xcom is notoriously buggy and might have some pretty bad ones at launch
sum up xcom with 1 picture
>>321679384
I want someone to make a picture of this for XCOM.
>>321683931
thats implying two things, friend
>that snake fangs automatically retract when the mouth opens, which I'm pretty certain isn't the case
>that you're getting a bj from a normal sized snake instead of being in a nice, room sized snake mouth
>Long dong
>Forget to buy more rookies
>Short by 4 people for next mission
At least it's not a terror mission.
>>321679763
>not playing Long War
>brags about how hardcore he is
>>321679763
My old squad.
I am kinda afraid to start LW playthrough, since everyone complains about its ridiculous difficulty level.
>>321683707
>>321683931
It's not the fangs you have to be worried about, as most sneks don't even have them
It's the hundred serrated teeth that work like an anti-rape female condom you have to be careful of
>>321684742
>Clank
I like that
>>321677675
>all that snek art
>there's even some lewd
>no eldarlooking art
>>321678507
The guy in charge of that aliexpress site looks like a thin man, no joke.
>>321684468
>Xcom is notoriously buggy
Truth. I still had a unsalvageable glitch in a recent game where it wasn't anyone's turn. It just... between them. Fucking hell.
Also, people need to ensure GMG is an approved seller of whatever games they buy. There was some fuss over that recently, and you may be SOL.
>>321680156
I never understood this part.
Why remove limbs of the people? Why not just make them ride on armor like Aliens loaders?
Who in their right mind agree with such operation?
>>321684404
>The only thing in long war that is objectively retarded is giving reactive sensors to ayys.
That and the air game.
It's complete fucking bullshit in long war.
>>321684864
>anti-rape female condom
ok, I'm intrigued, proceed.
>>321684864
>you will never be in safe snake mouth with a cute serrated teeth fence to keep you safe
>you will never make a living by coaxing snake lady's venom right from her pole sized fangs and sell them for medical purposes
>>321685142
The spikes dig into your dick if you shove shove it in a woman with it in
>>321685142
>he's never had the pleasure of experiencing Rape-X
>>321685064
>Why remove limbs of the people?
Some tech mumbo-jumbo about the brain not being able to interface with the MEC suit if the human still has his own limbs.
>>321685352
>>321685353
>34
>33
>>321685487
>52
>53
>>321685352
>>321685353
>dem times posted
It is an /x/ thread.
>>321685064
Removing the limbs allows for a more compact design without compromising armour or increasing the height of the MEC. It also means the limbs are entirely superfluous and won't impact the pilot's mental ability to fight if they're damaged. Also with the limbs being connected directly to the nervous system the pilot will be able to react faster in combat.
Imagine if the pilot still had their limbs, they'd have to thin out the chest armour, or limit the range of motion in the arms, or increase the height of the MEC which would make it an even bigger target etc.
>>321685352
>>321685353
it also can only be removed at a hospital or you risk losing or severely damaging your dingaling
>>321685385
I am guessing this was supposed to be a drimdark moment like "We're fighting for humanity's survival, things are that bad we have to mutilate people. And our courageous soldiers sacrifice themselves for humanity" It is totally unecessary.
Worse part is, they don't even volunteer. You pick them yourself.
>>321685864
>T-thanks Boss... it's an h-honor...
>>321685781
what if you just go soft
>>321685990
try it
>>321685075
>the air game
Didn't they fix that in the new beta? I played beta 14 like a year ago so that was the one with the bug where the alien power never stops increasing and it becomes impossible to shoot them down so I kinda had to rush to the point where I at least had the temple mission available.
Also going to be honest, I really just savescummed all my air battles. The air game in XCOM has always been terribad and dumb and I'd honestly argue they should either fix it and add actual depth and strategy to make it a legit tactical minigame or just remove it entirely and concentrate on the squad missions and base building. Having a half-assed mechanic is just a chore.
>>321685864
>I hope you've got some swimmers frozen soldier, because we're gonna mangle your dangle
>>321678039
For what purpose?
>>321685990
Even if that allows it to slip off, there's still dozens of holes in your pecker m8.
You're gonna need professional medical attention.
>>321685990
The thing clings to it and stretches it out, keeping the nails on your dimmadong.
Unless you go to a hospital or happen to have a surgical knife around, you're fucked.
>>321685864
>I am guessing this was supposed to be a drimdark moment
Pretty much.
>>321685142
>>321685264
>>321685353
>>321685781
>>321685990
"Things go in, things don't come out"
Is their general plan
They are serrated inward, so you can easily force fellatio into a ball python, with minor scratches, but taking it out would be a different problem entirely.
My snek never bit me, but she did slip through my fingers backwards, squeezed her head tightly between them (got scared while I was handling her or something), and by doing that she dislocated her jaw (perpectly normal) but her upper teeth slashed through my finger. It felt like a sharp pain, like a cat's bite fused with cutting your finger with a knife, and the instant regret you get from it, and the deep pulse-y pain that lasts for some good minutes.
Imagine that in your pee pee
No more ero snek dreams now, pervs
>>321683121
Requesting a Viper with android arms.
>>321686315
You just had to share this with us.
>>321686050
>>321685075
I'm pretty sure you can adjust most of the airgame bullshit in some text file.
>>>/vg/126527481
>>321686315
>No more ero snek dreams now, pervs
Jesus Christ anon, thatjust makes me harder
>>321686315
I don't need to because it's a fictional alien creature that has its tongue come out of the breathing hole of terrestrial snakes, Also its neck, human ribcage and most likely human organ structure would prevent it from eating anything larger than a mouse whole. So I can imagine she doesn't have serrated teeth and I can fuck her beautiful alien face to my heart's content.
>>321686561
>I'm pretty sure you can adjust most of the airgame bullshit in some text file.
Having to tweak config files just to make the airgame bearable shouldn't be the default option.
It should be, you know, a balanced, well thought-out airgame.
>>321685781
That thing is still useless, it only makes the guys check the female's axe wounds before raping them. In actual cases the women who used those ended up murdered.
>>321685864
>Worse part is, they don't even volunteer. You pick them yourself.
Technically speaking, I think one or two of the lines refer to them as volunteers. I think the implication is supposed to be that everyone in your forces is 110% ready to sacrifice everything they've got in this fight.
>>321677675
>dat Chryssalid Queen in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pig6xZdptL4
>>321686549
>>321686728
>>321686735
"Uguuu~~ Fuck my shit up, onii-chaaaan"
>>321679232
That could be the plot point for future XCOMs.
Maybe after Humans finally fight off the alien invasion (for reals this time), we could build our own deep space ships and go to the worlds of the various aliens. Would be cool to go to the homeworlds of the different species and fight liberation campaigns on those worlds. After each world is freed, alien troops would be available for recruitment.
>>321687372
Again; Fictional alien creature whose anatomy resembles a snake purely from an outward appearance.
>>321687394
That's a pretty decent idea and frankly i thought about it too.
But wouldn't the game mechanics stray too much from the core? You'll have to add space battles other than squad combat. It would be a mixture of Interceptor and Homeworld.
>>321686315
>>321687372
Welp, I'm done with snakegirls. I'll stay true to my centaur waifus from now onwards.
>>321681356
>Gene-modded soldiers keep all their implants and could presumably pass them down to their children.
As long the germinal cells (your balls) are not gene modded the baby will be normal. Somatic cells mutation like cancer is genetic but not hereditary unless it affect germinal cells.
>>321687372
Cannot reason with boner. You know this.
>>321677675
Does anyone else think that EXALT joined the aliens and became ADVENT.
Yeah they weren't allied with the aliens, but they harbor trans-humanist ideals and sympathize with the aliens.
They also have similar images on the flag in XCOM 2
Is it ok to get this game on console?
>>321687725
Just curious? What if they were using nanos inside their blood instead of genetic mutagens? Would they pass to their kids?
>>321686315
>>321687372
yikes, that'd suck if i were just interested in a blowjob instead of giantess snakegirl stuff
if she were the size i'm talking about, you could comfortably walk between those teeth
>>321688029
Absolutely not. You miss out on must have mods.
>>321687636
>official art has fangs
>official art has unhinged jaw
"B-but she won't have teeth"
Keep dreaming.
I'm not saying snakes aren't cute,CUTE!I own one after all.
They just aren't the.... fuckable-in-the-mouth type, you know?
>>321688032
Hog noses are cute, too bad they are still venomous and I'm a pussyboye about it, even if 99% of the time they never bite
>>321688426
>They just aren't the.... fuckable-in-the-mouth type, you know?
>>321688048
>>321677675
What do the aliens think about gay marriage
>>321680494
There's nothing stopping the MEC soldiers from equipping non-XCOM/non-military prosthesis once the war is over or once their duty is at an end. They could also reproduce to create normal Human babies if their sexual organs are left attached or if they donate eggs/sperm before undergoing the procedure.
The gene soldiers have no going back.
>>321688426
No I'm saying I can simply imagine it without the small serrated teeth. They'll have the large fangs but in terms of actual concept art there are no small ones and if they did have them they'd serve zero purpose.
>>321687805
>>321688048
>>321688754
Look guys, just be sure to never mess with jelly loli snek sisters, ok?
>>321687636
A fictinal species compleatly based on earth snakes with just tits and arms attached.
It stands to reason that they would also have it since they could dislocate their jaw in their hissing animation.
>>321689007
Did he died
>>321688030
Short answer: no
Long answer: yes but with the level of tech needed you'd rather mass produce them instead of relying on more natural means.
>>321688740
This
Fucking idiots just don't get it. Mere limbs do not affect your life or "humanity" nearly as much as genemodding. Limbs can be replaced with prosthetics or grown biological ones, and they don't matter one bit in civilian life.
Fucking memetic skin however..
I guess some people are just stupid
>>321689068
Perhaps the human DNA has removed some snake aspects? They certainly couldn't swallow a human whole with that neck and ribcage, so the serrated teeth used to drag food in has no point.
>>321689314
>"so do you want camoflage skin and super jumping legs, or robot shit?"
>"just fuck my limbs up, senpai"
yes, some people really are stupid
>>321689314
Skin mods aside they don't stop someone to live a normal civilian life.
>>321690302
>censor
p-plz
>>321690302
>>321681105
I got something for you to research
>unzips dick
>>321690302
No you uncensor that right fucking now
It better be on your Tumblr
>there will never be a TFTD remake
>>321677821
This so much this
Disregard women adquiere snekwomen
>>321687667
Just have the space battle play out in cinematics at the beginning of the invasion. You can have space battles be part of the narrative without space battles becoming a part of the core gameplay.
>>321681105
>>321690302
"haha, woopsie, I guess I'll spend the next hour removing teeth"
-Destructoid
"Just like motorboating 2 cacti"
-IGN
"This is sexist for any species with molars. I'm not saying we should remove this problematic featture, that won't ever happen. I'm just saying..."
-Jimquisition
>>321690974
>that comic
>>321690179
The adrenaline gland thingy seems like it could be pretty embarrassing
But the point is that mere prosthetics hardly matter in normal life, and MEC troopers really don't "give up their humanity" or whatever the fuck some people talk about "sacrifice"
>>321684324
>you will never be be captured by snayyk, toyed with sexually, and then eaten
why live? -Human govs, com
>>321688048
>GTS
Underrated fetish.
>>321684524
My first attempt at Long War
>>321684864
>>321685352
>>321686315
>>321687372
/v/ - Snake mouths and blowjobs
