my mom asked me how could i play splatoon.
and said it was a game for girls.
what the fuck do i do? this really bummed me out. do i ignore her and keep playing? this really hit me hard and has me looking at my life differently. i'm a 36 year old loser playing childrens games marketed at girls.. help
Show her it could be way worse.
>>321661521
Rim your mom's butthole.
>>321661521
>i'm a 36 year old loser
More like 16 by the sound of it.
Go away.
Show her all the porn, that'll teach her a lesson.
Tell your mom that everyone has guilty pleasures and tell her to GTFO of your house.
>>321661521
you need to show dominance, anon.
>>321661880
>your house.
>implying
>>321661521
Splatoon thread? Splatoon thread.
>>321661521
>do i ignore her and keep playing?
>i'm a 36 year old loser
Maybe move out?
X, your dad
>>321661880
>my house
>implying
anyway, is it okay to play splatoon at my age in my situation?
>>321662071
FUCKING JAPS
>>321662189
Probably not, I mean do what makes you happy. But you really have to put yourself in their shoes.
>>321661521
Your usual tactic of screeching at the top of your lungs didn't work?
Damn, that's a toughie. Might want to try shitting your bed next.
>>321662189
No you autistic fuck get your own place.
>>321661521
>>321662189
>and said it was a game for girls.
There is literally nothing wrong with being a guy and liking feminine things. It's 2015.
>>321661521
>>321662189
>searching for social acceptance on /v/
How much of a loser do you have to be to do this?
>36, lives with parents, plays children's games
That answers that question.
>>321663621
>>321663728
>>321664080
I have no job, I don't have money to move out..how do you get hired with a 36 year unemployed gap on your resume? I want out of this..
Move out. You don't have to move at 18 but 36 is too long unless you're taking care of 'em.
>>321664356
>36 year unemployed gap on your resume?
How is that even possible and how could Splatoon comments bother you more than this?
My dad asked if I was a transsexual jokingly, because I picked the girl inkling
>>321664356
If you really wanted out of it, you already would have.
>>321664356
Get buff, work in a warehouse, at the docks, with a moving or delivery company, a trucking agency, whatever.
Or go for training and get a job as a rent-a-cop working night shifts at a power plant. Get certified in something odd and necessary.
You'll pick up social skills along the way.
You don't want a desk job.
Women and minorities are storming in after demanding quotas and universities are flooding the labor market with useless degrees, so those careers are too competitive to be worthwhile.
They use cushy retirement and stock options as bait and fuck you sideways in the end anyway.
GET A JOB
GET DOSH
OWN YOUR LIFE
>>321661521
>game for girls
>when you can play as a boy
how does that make any sense?
>>321664947
>jokingly
>>321665540
The pedo picked the squidloli, naturally.
>>321661642
1. i don't know why she thinks it's for girls but wow SEXIST
2. you should fuck her in the mouth
I don't remember splatoon ever being explicitly marketed as a girl game
>>321661521
The wiiu is only for children, why do you even have that anon? shouldn't you be playing a real man's system, the PC?
>He didn't pick inkling boy
>Better voice
>Better win/lose animations
Inkling girl is for women and waifufags
![MGS2-TRAVIS-6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ueJFhin.jpg "MGS2-TRAVIS-6[1].jpg")
My dad asked if Raiden was "me", due to his appearance
>>321661521
telling her being a dick is for guys.
>>321661691
this is the only solution.
It's for neckbeards.
>>321666090
I think he was calling you a faggot
>>321666090
>Raiden was meant to be as close the player as possible, or, at the very least, as relateable as possible
>"Is this me?"
You better have told him "Yes", Anon.
get a general labour job with a construction company, youll get all the shit work but youll get buff and you cant really fuck it up
>>321664356
Wow
>>321661521
You are 36, you can take your decisions instead of asking /v/.degenerate scum
>>321661521
90% of first party titles on Wii U are for kids.
Did this somehow not register in your head after picking up the Wii U game pad the first few times?
>>321661521
Rape your mother and take her virginity.
If you are old enough to post on 4chan, then why are you living with your parents?
Just let her catch you masturbating to squid doujins.
You wont have to worry no longer about what she thinks of your games once she knows you are a pedophile
>>321666025
>mans system
>PC
pick one
>>321667209
>being American
>not living with your parents to save money
