Why is this allowed?
>0.7 hours played
>Recommended
Why is this allowed?
Because of payday 2
>>321649165
For the same reason divorce is allowed.
>>321649568
See
>>321649471
I already said that
updates can ruin a game
>>321649165
What? The guy just played 1 hour.
Update ruined the game.
>>321649165
>Not showing content of the review
fresh pic related from friends list full of kids
>>321651820
i dont think that's the same review as OP's
Anyways
>Payday 2 adds microtransactions
>Awesomenauts adds XP system
Some awesome games just adds 1 small feature and fucking ruins it
>>321652157
>fresh pic from friend list
open those eyes faggot
>>321652157
You forgot
>TF2 adds hats
>>321652157
What about
>Train simulator people do whatever batshit crazy thing they're doing with train simulator this year despite not having the source code
Why is this allowed?
>>321653031
Because they want people to mark them as funny rather than as good, to try and filter out the shit
>>321653031
because funny reviews shouldnt count as a good or bad review
>>321649165
because games can be addicting and it sometimes takes a person a while to realize their addiction and see how bad a game is
>74% found this review helpful
why is this allowed?
>>321653241
>I've been addicted to heroin for 7 years and it's destroyed my life
>OP: HOW DARE YOU GIVE IT A BAD REVIEW IF YOU'VE BEEN USING IT THAT LONG, YOU MUST LIKE IT REALLY
>>321653031
should be filtered to say piss take
>>321653330
xddd its fune
>>321653382
Extreme comparison, but maybe you're right.
What games are absolutely fucking terrible, but gamers can become addicted to it?
World of Warcraft?
>>321653543
runescape , tf2 , CS:GO , dota, many more...
>>321653241
if Destiny was on steam, I would be one of those guys with a shit ton of hours giving it the worst review possible
it's addicting for all the wrong reasons
>>321649165
>negatively review a game
>explain it has crippling issues on wide screens and that the store should say it does not support wide screens
>get 50 comments about how i should just play at 320x240
How about stop sucking corporate cock and get a decent monitor?
>>321649568
kek
>>321653543
By absolutely fucking terrible of course you mean current popular multiplayer games that are not absolutely fucking terrible, but you describe them as absolutely fucking terrible ignoring the real absolutely fucking terrible games, because nobody really plays them and you don't even know about their existence.
>>321649165
>I spent 25 years of my life and I wouldn't recommend it
>>321653330
i always wonder if the type of people that made these reviews are from reddit or /v/
>>321649165
After countless hours of playing, you see every flaw of the system and realize how shit game actually is.
>>321649165
Whose opinions are more credible? A person who played a game for 20 hours or 200?
Probably a multiplayer game, people sink a lot of time into that because they play it to kill time with friends, doesn't mean they think it's a good game.
I put 24 years in to my life and I wouldn't recommend it.
>>321649305
Nigga that's a comma, not a decimal. They've played overt a thousand hours on it
>>321655454
You are an embarrassment
>>321654791
Sometimes you can barely see 10% of the game in 20 hours.
Sometimes people game for too long and call it repetitive.
That's why people look for more than one review.
>>321653543
Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain
>>321655454
You are fucking retarded. Let me guess, you're american? Typical.
>>321653543
War Thunder. I think I played just under 400 hours before I quit.
>>321649568
ayyyy
>>321656127
>Auto assuming
>Answering a direct question yourself
I can't help but notice every single one of you is stupid
>>321656127
>smug_anime_face.jpg
>calling others retarded
>>321656525
>>321656716
>triggered americucks
el mao
>>321653031
So they have a trashbin for all of the "uninstall button works"/"it's ok" reviews
>>321656127
1,007.04
One thousand and seven hours and 4 minutes. Are you really fucking stupid?
>>321653543
Garry's Mod
>>321656937
>>321655454
since you're too dumb to realize why you're dumb, let me explain it
he wasn't trying to say op was .7, he was saying that it's stupid to allow people with less than an hour of playtime to give a positive recommendation
now go back to sniffing glue and killing the remaining three brain cells you have
>>321656937
Sure thing autist.
>>321656937
holy shit just stop
>>321656885
>a minute from now
>"i-i was only pretending to be retarded, stoopid amerikaahns"
yuropoors, everyone
>put legit criticism of borderlands saying why I don't recommend it
>1/17 people found this review helpful
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?
>>321656937
>1,007.40 hrs = 1007:04
>Are you really fucking stupid?
Are you?
>>321657201
>americans are actually this autistic
>>321657363
>frogpost
>>321657340
>disliking borderlands
you got what you deserved
>>321656885
>Triggered instantly
>Suddenly being population of a country is bad
>'I need to fix this by judging blindly like the first time'
Please put down the phone, you won't remember this as 'Kek I baited them hard' because >>321657201 figured you out.
>>321657340
Steam reviews are fucking garbage and you will get downboated to hell if you don't agree with the general opinion.
>>321657340
> legit criticism
anon the incoherent raving of a frogposting autist about how some tiny little thing triggered him don't count as legit criticism.
>>321654385
>Write long, prescriptive review
>1/3 people found this review helpful
>Write eight line-long joke review
>230/250 found this review helpful
I've written several dozen steam reviews and from what I can tell, the only people who rate reviews are the ones who have already played the game you're reviewing
>>321649568
Divorce is a sin, anon.
>>321653330
Is Rust still a racewar simulator?
>>321657825
nice strawman
I only read the negative reviews since they're mostly sincere and actually show you the things that can ruin the fun for me
>On the fence about a game
>Go to Steam reviews to see if theirs any vital info (ie known crashes, game breaking bugs, etc.) as well as to see if anyone can give their two cents on it
>It's all shittt "green text" style stories and bad jokes
>got almost 5k hours in 1 game
>game gets worse and worse with nothing actual new being added
>would rate it bad
>>321657850
>tfw 75% of those replies were me
>>321659727
TF2?
>leave a negative review for a shit barebones game
>"How do you have a say when you only played under an hour?"
fuck right off
>have 15 year old on my friends list that plays nothing but flavor of the month shit
>quality reviews like these are what I get to read on my friend activity
>>321657736
actually all of my negative reviews of trash like borderlands have mostly positive responses
if you put real issues, such as a map thats utterly useless, loot thats total garbage as you can just dupe gold keys and having to do the whole game again to grind bosses, you get many positive responses.
>>321660173
Hurry up and lure him to your house so you can molest him and bump him off your list already.
>>321653031
>Steam review comp 21 "arrow to the knee" edition
>leave positive review for game I enjoyed
>"fuck off shill"
Why is this allowed?
>>321660173
>controls aren't optimized
What is that even supposed to mean?
>>321660173
It pretty accurate. What seems to be the problem?
>>321661152
I'm guessing it means the default button layout is uncomfortable/non-intuitive
>tfw nr.1 reviewer for 2 of my most favorite games
>>321653382
a lost 3 years ae ma life tae heroin and 4 years tae methadone program that was meant tae git us aff it
>>321659727
dota 2?
>>321649165
I've played FFXIV for 3000 hours and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It's shit. Only reason I stuck with it so long was because I was busy making gil in hope it would eventually get better. It never did. That and didn't want to leave the friends I made.
>>321659926
What else
>>321649165
BECAUSE IT'S 2015!!!!
>go to steam page for a game that has extremely mixed opinions
>all of the reviews are thought out as to why they either like or dislike it
>go to steam page for a game that was launched broken
>all the reviews point out how the game is broken as fuck and yet still fun behind it, but say they wouldn't recommend it in it's state
Why can't the rest of Steam be like this?
>>321660279
Those aren't negative. I've put weeks into BL and none of those things make BL a bad game. You just want to grind and min/max your character which is totally optional. I'm sorry they didnt design the game around the least fun part of it.
>10/10 would X again
Every fucking review
>>321656127
what are you talking about you dumb weeb
People who give a numbered score in their Steam review needs to be gassed.
>>321654521
Guess what
They are just normal people who have seen implication arrows on facebook and want some of those glorious thumbs up
Your secret klubs have not been secret for nearly 10 years now
>>321649165
lots of reasons. read the review to find out. sometimes things change, patches break shit. I mean hell i had a good 100 hours or so into Gauntlet and then they fucking ruined it when SLAYERS EDITION came out. its like a completely different game now. I would have recommended it but now i cant.
>>321657340
ive done a couple steam reviews and the thing that gets the most attention is short reviews. There's no point typing out what exactly is wrong so much as a general idea of what it is.
Why is this allowed?
>>321662169
>was about to correct you and say 4chan stopped being the cool kids club around 06-07
>realize that WAS 10 years ago
holy shit
>>321658953
no it isn't
>reviews game negatively
>still plays it anyways
>gets extremely defensive when called out on it
>>321662508
fuuuuuck we've been here for that long?
>>321662734
>pic related
>>321662421
That's the one joke review I don't mind.
Mainly because it was made before that joke was used in literally every single game
Also because that guy had fucking dedication.
>>321656127
Go to sleep Andrei
>>321662974
What did you expect from a fucking furry
>>321649165
Because it's a joke. No one can be autistic enough to put 100+ hours into a game they don't enjoy.
>>321649165
>play game for 1000 hours
>devs change something
>you change your review
or
>player likes it
>others probs won't
>he doesn't recommend it
???
>>321656127
le dumby americcuns maymay
>>321656889
and it still doesnt fucking work, I love seeing retarded meme reviews being top rated "i killed a man with a spoon XD 10/10"
>>321649165
>making this thread every day
Why is this allowed?
>>321654556
1k hours is a long fucking time to waste on a shitty game, are you autistic?
>>321656127
regardless American or not every single one of you on this board are fucking faggots
>>321653543
most f2p garbage
Why is what allowed?
>>321658137
that is why they added the "found it funny" option button for reviews. still doesn't stop them from finding them "useful".
>buy a game
>let it idle for few weeks without playing
>give it a bad review
Been doing this for a year already. Feels good.
>>321653382
/thread
kill yourself op
