Why do women pretend to enjoy MMOs?
And when they do, why do they always suck at them?
They can't tank.
They can't dps.
They can't even heal.
Guilds break because of women. They run guilds into the ground and they can never commit to fixed raid schedules.
A better question is why anyone pretends to enjoy MMO's
>>321634813
They don't pretend, they do, but it's not all women. It's the ones that suck at getting attention in real life (60%), the titty streamers (35%) and the ones that actually actually are good at them, typically healing, and hide the fact that they're females to the best of their ability (5%).
Real stats.
>>321634813
Prime FFXI had a huge female player base.
>>321634813
The real question is why do autist like yo really give a shit? Don't like women in guilds. Create only men allowed one and enjoy your sausage party.
>>321634813
Get out of here with your veiled "Why do white women like black cock" thread, OP.
>>321634813
>They can't tank.
>They can't dps.
>They can't even heal.
WoWfag detected, opinion immediately discarded. It's your fault for playing a game where the average player IQ is 80.
Fucking faggots ruined MMOs forever by flocking to a casual "solo to max level gear treadmill riding on quest EXP" bullshit. I hope you're forever condemned to a purgatory of Barrens Chat you cancer.
>>321634813
Women pretend to enjoy everything that isn't cock or blogging about themselves
>>321635993
I never got that. MMOs aren't competitive, you can't win shit. You just waste time on mindless grinding just to sell or give your character to someone else when you lose interest in the game.
You're wrong. I'm a girl and I'm good at mmos
>>321636384
Spot the faggot who never played any MMO in it's prime.
>>321636159
>Don't like women in guilds
I don't dislike women it's just all women are fucking terrible.
To be honest in my many years of playing mmos in guilds and such women do enjoy mmos as much as guys. They do tend to prefer structured guilds with activity and social interaction going on. Also they are great for keeping morale up since most of the people are guys so every now and then there's joking around and everyone has laughs. If skilled at the game women have a good attention to detail guys sometimes overlook or they bring up a problem they notice.
Then of course there's those attention seekers who are looking for trouble or the ones who just join to get free stuff and praise just for being a girl and leave when things get boring but they are more rare.
In the end women are invaluable to a guild I've had plenty of good moments just laughing with them about something silly in game, a few can be troublesome but they enjoy the game just as well, I think most however don't seek status and ego boosts from metagame competition it seems to be more a guy thing.
i only invite devoted husband and wife teams to guilds. alot of them play seriously. never single women. they are yokos through and through
>>321636765
Don't think I lost much.
>>321634813
>get on vent
>queue up mic
>instant attention
Gee op, I wonder why?
It's not like mmos are hard to play at the basic level, anyone can do it. It's the above and beyond stuff that either has a major time sink into it, or there's a massive skill gap involved that drives most people away.
That being said, most of my online female friends have been met though mmos, they're pretty bro tier if you meet the right ones, and pretty common too.
>>321636838
You can't possibly they say they are invaluable, I remember an old Eve Online corp I was in when I used to play, there was a ~25 year old woman playing and she was just like any other player. The mere fact that she was a woman contributed nothing. People just played as if there wasn't a woman around, which is to say "normal" in Eve.
Perhaps you think they're invaluable on your own positive experience, whereas from my perspective women in MMO's are a 50/50 chance of being attention seeking cancer, or just a normal player like any guy.
>>321636838
>If skilled at the game
Not even in anime.
>>321634813
One of my old WoW buddies was a chick who played resto druid. She was stupid good at pvp heals.
>>321637072
Yeah, you did. I can't even post any examples because you probably have 0 clue as to how enjoyable good MMO's were in their prime. I say were because there aren't any decent ones around currently.
There were two girls in my WoW guild back in the day, and they were great.Years later, I found out that they were both lesbians.
>>321637452
Makes sense. And it's hot.
>>321636141
I swear the PS2 and N64 had the largest population of female gamers.
Was it because of daddy issues?
Because a lot of FFXI ERP leads me to believe it's daddy issues.
>>321636668
LONDON
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>>321637452
There are two girls in my guild that have frequent phone sex and the married one is thinking about leaving their husband.
>>321634813
Why do people pretend to enjoy beansprouts and eggplants?
>>321637249
>resto druid
>stupid good at pvp heals.
Stop the presses, we got exciting news here
>>321636159
>Don't like women in guilds
It's not about liking women or not.
When a vagina comes around, drama comes with it 100% of the time. Ending friendships and brotherhoods.
>>321634813
NOT VIDEO GAMES
MODS MODS MODS
I've only come across one retarded girl in my decade long WoW career, others have been decent. The retard was white knighted by a bunch of faggots, though, so when she fucked up fifteen times in a row in a raid, everyone just blamed something else and she never improved.
Those fucking faggots still piss me off.
>mfw I quit MMOs because betas try to manipulate you and/or date you, or neckbeard virgins who believe in the friend zone "don't trust you in the guild"
I used to be a pretty good healer.
>>321637657
Like in any clan based game. Don't want that to happen - don't play with them. Problem solved.
>>321634813
I'd commit to her fixed raid schedule if you catch my fuck.
>>321636331
Your image is forgetting the thumbs up guys do in their images. We're all faggots, get over it.
>>321637607
But eggplants are actually good. Very easy to screw up cooking, though.
>>321637607
Becaus they shaped like cock
>>321636765
care to explain the appeal? I also found them pointless
>>321637754
LONDON
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>>321637657
this is only because of low self-esteem beta nerds who've never had sex and still think it's some fucking pantheon to ascend to, so they throw away any meaningful friendship bound in !*Reality*! all because they're fucking spineless
women arn't the problem, it's the beta faggots running rampant that drop everything and everyone to blindly cater to them. and get nothing in return, only to have the cycle begin anew
putting the pussy on a pedestal is a fate truly, worse than death.
>>321636334
Wow rules you stupid noob
>>321637754
Sure you did, slut.
>>321637754
Nice blog post. Nobody cares.
>>321637950
no one cares.
>>321636334
>solo to max level on quest XP
looks like someone wasn't around for vanilla, fucking newfags.
>>321637950
ebin shitpost, contributing nothing to the topic at hand. no one cares.
>>321634813
but thats just it OP women pretend everything to get what they want they put up an illusion in all things, just look at make up ffs
>>321636384
>MMOs aren't competitive, you can't win shit.
That's true of a lot of good games, but most MMO's aren't good. The idea would be that questing in a world populated with other players doing the same would give a game a huge sense of living adventure, it's the coolest thing ever in concept.
But then grind fags started min/maxing to burn through content as fast as possible and devs started catering to them and the modern model for MMO content was born. It stopped being about having a cool RPG with thousands of players and became about grinding and autism.
Blame the sock shitters.
>>321638086
>There are men who actually believe this
Betas have to emotionally compensate I guess.
>>321634813
Who is she cosplaying exactly? Seems familiar, but can't figure it out.
I never did PvE in WoW, so I don't know if this really means anything, but my sister was so good at DPS for ICC during Wrath that the guild wouldn't run it unless she came. I know what that sounds like right away, you can make the jokes, but it wasn't as shallow as that she was actually really needed.She got two nukes when everyone was playing Modern Warfare 2 as well and I could never get any.
>>321638202
>there are white knights,feminists,sjw who try to bury and shill this reality
>trying to deny the manipulative nature of walking vaginas
>>321637527
If you were doing ERP in FFXI it most certainly was not with a female.
>>321634813
>Why does anyone pretend to enjoy MMOs?
addiction
>>321636331
I'm fairly sure that showcasing the eggplant was not the point of the image
>>321638472
This. She clearly got new glasses and wanted to show them off.
You only hear about the attention whores. I made quite a few friends online who i only found out later were women, though those were shooters. I really wasn't a social butterfly in mmos, ironically.
>>321638326
I trained my niece at video games and she has those teenager reactions that allows here to adapt way too goddamn fast. She got 143ms on the human benchmark and I can't even break under 200.
>>321636159
I would rather have a sausage fest than a dramafest, inner circles where the female stands in the middle, or endless wipe nights because the guild leader insists the dead weight hunter pulling as much dps as the tank should be given a chance to participate over a top DPS who never misses a raid because "muh gf" or whatever variant of "niceguy.png" betalord banking on the microscopic chance they'll get laid excuse.
I'm still fucking pissed my TBC guild fell apart because the top hunter DPS won a weapon upgrade over a whiny bitch who felt like she deserved it more even though she only attended one raid a week (the one on reset day, how surprising), had less DKP and consistently bottom DPS, and then took half the raiders which were in her inner circlejerk with her to form a new guild.
They disbanded two weeks later, but our guild never recovered.
>>321638545
one of my best friends when I played wow was an old mother, she was shit at the game but it really didn't matter, she was the coolest person
she might be dead now and I'd never know, she had cancer
>>321634813
I've been in TERA Guilds which had around 4-5 women, and 1 of them was in the Top 100 3on3, as a fucking healer.
get the fuck out with your bait /r9k/
>sage goes in all fields
>Playing dying MMO
>Our guild leader plays on both of the current servers
>No real drama and we're the best on the server
>Server merge comes and leader wants to merge with his other guild on the other server once they come over
>The new leader is a girl and drama everywhere
>Constantly tries to flirt with every male in the guild
>Most of us left and reformed our old guild
>She's now sitting with a guy from our guild who didn't leave
>play online
>one person on the team keeps feeding
>mid-match it talks on the mic
>is girl and apologizes for feeding
>we all start insulting her and how useless she was
>leaves game immediately
women just can't handle the bantz lads
>>321638627
>friend brings me to a raid in ICC on my hunter for the first time
>in my lackluster gear I am top 5 in single target dps and somehow the top AOE dps in the raid
>get a sweet drop from marrowgar over another hunter, didn't know at the time it was a female who has been well established already or I would have cut my losses right fucking there
>next boss, I win a 2nd piece of gear over the female hunter
>apparently that was going over the line, suddenly the ventrilo i'm quietly sitting in explodes with a single whiny voice complaining about how some scrublord (me) shouldn't be getting so much gear I don't deserve
>friend who invited me to raid with this guid tries to point out that even in my sub-par gear i'm pulling higher dps
>she won't have any of that "logic" shit though, she's an older member so even with her shit dps SHE should get the gear upgrades over me
>she eventually stalls the raid so hard they have no choice but to kick me
never did get to clear the plague wing of ICC...never wanted to try again after that pure headache
This thread just reminds me that Heavensward sucked ass and I want to play FF14 so bad but there's no content and I want to die.
>>321638009
>>321638074
lmfao no one cares about you white knights
when a girl says she had 'daddy issues' what is it supposed to mean? some girls I get close with online end up telling me they had daddy issues and I don't know what they mean
did they get beat by their dads or touched by their dads or they wanted to fuck their dads what do they mean
I've never understood why guilds are so prone to just completely falling apart at the sign of some drama. Do people just look for an excuse to leave or do they all just secretly hate each other?
>>321638974
Fucking this.
Bring back to way it worked at launch. Make Relic always best in slot, but require clearing the hardest content.
Or better yet go back to 1.2.
I'm tired of nothing having value.
>>321639075
>fuck their dads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_complex
>>321639075
Their dads told them not to go to late night parties and disliked their ghetto boyfriends.
>>321639075
All of the above.
It usually means she was too distant or too close to her father on one extreme or the other.
>>321637047
>never single women
I never thought about that. But I played WoW in a 25m progression guild for a few years and no single women would ever last more than a month or two. But we had four different couples that were both good at the game, and always on time.
>>321639075
It's a sexist way of saying 'got in trouble once as a teenager' applied to women.
By /v/'s standards any woman who isn't a married housewife mother of 2 by 23 had 'daddy issues'.
The real question is why do male players make better Healers than female players?
>>321639151
> Do people just look for an excuse to leave or do they all just secretly hate each other?
For a typical raiding guild nowadays? Probably. Don't want to sound like some oldfag but it feels like nowadays people are just looking for "progression" and if they aren't getting it they'll look for any excuse to jump ship. It doesn't feel like there's any loyalty left to guilds anymore.
>>321639075
With so many single mothers it could just be that they grew up with no father figure
It's impossible to "suck" at MMOs because it's impossible to be good at them.
Nice thread, though, OP. I bet you're glad newfags don't know how to sage anymore.
>>321634813
women prefer MMO and MOBA cos they can get free shit without effort.
>>321639170
>in 1921 a study showed that 70% of test subjects wanted to fuck their father.
>>321639353
>Impossible to be good at them
Wew lad we have a top 1% player here
>>321639151
People can'take handle confrontation and either flee at the sight of it or blow it was way out of proportion
>Raid in FFXIV
>Guild full of responsible adults
>Both healers are women and so is the dragoon
>All of them excel at their job
>>321634813
>And when they do, why do they always suck at them?
confirmed for faggot who doesn't know wtf he's talking about
>Play as a male belf
>Never get noticed
>>321639353
>impossible to be good at them
Incorrect, I've always been naturally good at MMOs. Almost got sponsored a few times when I was younger.
>>321639339
I've heard horror stories of progression guilds, I'll take casual guilds any day.
>>321639701
>get noticed
what a slut. I know you want it
>>321639712
>Almost got sponsored a few times when I was younger.
This is really sad you're proud of this because it's common to be "sponsored".
>>321634813
>Play FFXIV
>FC has a lot of cute catgirls and dragongirl healers
>Run savage with them
>Get to hear their cute voices over the mic on Teamspeak
Doushio
>>321638968
I've had shit like this happen, maybe I was wrong though.
>healer, join guild
>go on all the raids, slowly get gear, one of the best healers
>one night, girl healer who has been away for over a month returns
>they give all the gear to her without question
>I get nothing for 3 days in a row
I quit shortly after that. I don't play WoW anymore, so it was a good thing. I couldn't believe I actually got mad over that shit back then.
>get bored of new MMOs like Tera
>go play oldschool MMOs like Everquest
>don't see stupid perverted chats in general channel any more because few underage
>almost everyone in the guild is older guys
>when we raid and skype all the chats are mostly about what we're doing in-game, not horny idiots trying to flirt and datamine my info
>they all treat me and take care of me like i'm their daughterfu
Best decision I ever made. They're all so sweet. I love them <3
>>321639517
>raid in ffxiv
>guild has a teenager that's more responsible and mature than the adults AND he's a great drk/pld
>one healer is a woman that causes drama constantly
>the dps and other tank excel at their jobs but they're immature as fuck
I'm doing something wrong here
>>321639517
I really want to get into FF14, I wish they didn't lock all the content behind the fucking story.
I know that sounds like a retarded thing to bitch about, but I'd rather just grind, and do dungeons as my level goes up.
>>321640238
Teenagers take games far more serious than the average adult.
>>321636838
>>321639391
these
free stuff w/o effort
>>321640053
you could have stayed on as a healer by healing your fellows in wider ways, anon
>>321634813
>why do women suck at videogames
Why do all women in MMOs flock to the healing classes? If they tank they are most likely a dyke or tranny and if they DPS, they are most likely bad.
>>321637885
>>321640376
It's not even that he takes it serious, he just doesn't care when we wipe and the adults freak out over every small thing.
>be my guild's main tank
>the men are gay and play as females and fawn over me vocally
>the women are straight and play as males and don't say a word
>the women still fucking suck and show up irregularly
>>321640286
>devs actually want you to at least try to get invested in the storyline and game world
>"why can't I just grind man?"
You can just skip all the cutscenes you know, but really the MSQ is one of the few solid things about XIV.
>>321640461
Eerie is a Japanese cosplay whore and she plays PLD in FFXIV. They flock to whatever class is easiest on healer always looks easy.
>>321636141
My ls leader's mom was our main tank. It was pretty great
>>321640519
Oh. My group was like that. We would start out well, but it was like half the group just got pissed off and stopped trying after a few wipes.
>>321638536
nah, actually she's showing off her tattoo
>>321640461
They want to feel needed.
>>321640740
I can't help but wonder if she thinks yoga pants are called tattoos.
because they are stupid dumb whores only good for receiving my aroused penis lmao
>>321640560
I love exploring the game and seeing the sights, great for finding places to grind.
>>321640286
Nah I hear you. I fell one content patch behind and suddenly I was a liability and it'd take a couple weeks to catch up. And you'd have to pug story bosses while everyone else who wasn't brain damaged was too busy getting the raid on farm.
I didn't even bother getting heavensward
>>321640454
> sucking at MMOs
no skill required only time.
Extreme example: runescape
>>321634813
>MMOs require skill
>right click -> rotation if you're DPS or a tank
>glorified whack-a-mole if you're a healer
I would say the percentage of girls that play MMOs that are actually good at the game would be pretty much the same percentage as guys that are good at it. As in, most players in general are awful.
It's just that the girls tend to stand out more because they get a lot of attention.
>>321640873
You say this, yet most people playing MMOs are so bad they can't even get that right. So clearly there is some skill involved.
>>321636141
I'd say FFXIV has a lot of female players right now too.
Funny enough it's the actual girls in this game who dress like catgirl sluts, unless they are a fujoshi and make a catboy instead.
>Mexican gamergirl talking about her favorite games from childhood
>She says that her first platform was a PC
>MFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3oBQiDWEU
my best friend is obsessed with World of Warcraft now. having a kid will change you. brings you back down to earth and pops that big ass head you had when you were 22.
she's so enjoyable now. playing WoW, for me, now, is a combo of nostalgia, feels and bewilderment.
i never played MoP or WoD, i have no idea wtf is going on. i hardcore raided every xpac up until i quit half way through Cata.
the point is, girls can enjoy MMOs. my friend reads all the books, she's in it for more than the gameplay, which adds to the feels because everyone always called me the lore nerd..
irony, irony.
>>321636384
Many MMOs are highly competitive. Even in PVE content there's aa constant race to for world first/sever first clears.
>>321641303
That isn't competitiveness, that's autism.
>>321640461
Don't know how do it, in a lot of MMOs being a healing class makes levelling a giant pain in the ass.
>>321634813
>male attention no matter how you actually look
What's not to like?
>>321634813
imo pretty much every girl sucks at games
it's only because when they're moderately good people think they're amazing because they're girls, even tho they're really not.
there isn't even a single pro is there?
>>321639291
Because males are slut craving for some vagina.
>>321641303
All for the sake of stats that mean nothing.
>>321634813
I know like 5 girls in my guild in FFXIV who genuinely enjoy the game and invested so much time into it. One of them is a level 60 crafter/gather in all DoH/DoL classes, she spends a good amount of time just crafting, selling stuff in PF and chatting in our linkshell/FC. She sucks a lot in PVE/PVP though.
>>321640873
FFXIV actually has DPS rolls where ot's better to do different rotation variations depending on the kind of mob. Granted, it's all the same for bosses unless they have multiple add phases.
>>321636838
>They do tend to prefer structured guilds with activity and social interaction going on.
And this is why they must go. They always fuck up shit for their retarded social ladder reasons, everyone must play the social hierarchy game instead of the actual game.
>>321634813
They do enjoy MMOs though
>can fiddle with cosmetic dressup/housing
>get absolutely insane amounts of beta male attention
I know a gurrll gamer who nigh exclusively plays MMOs and when I questioned her about the reasoning she couldn't really explain it
I played with her too out of curiousity and "playing with her" means being on a TS where she is in a room with 5-6 beta orbiters hanging off her every world ever so subtly referring to her tits or other super-beta sexual comments and generally kissing her ass.
>When the guild leader finally gets a GF and the whole guild goes downhill
>>321640461
>Why do all women in MMOs flock to the healing classes? I
This is the same logic behind women and especially SJW women flocking to mod positions on online discussion boards. They have to have social power, which the healing class has. If they were just random DPS, everyone could kick them if they acted like cunts, but if they're a healer, they get to dictate how everyone else behaves and bully them however they wish.
Women are scum.
>>321641709
that's nothing in comparison to the attention whoring and beta-fagging going on on twitch with titty steamers.
My question is: why do women enjoy MMOs?
Really, I rarely date a chick that like games, because it always means mmo, assfaggots or at baest some shit like resident evil. The only women i know that have a decent taste is my sister, but because she is a lot older and only play simulations
>>321642118
>healers dictate anything
that would be tanks, anon. And tanks are mainly played by males, ain't they? Men are attention-whore scum.
>>321642212
Why do men enjoy MMO?
>>321642354
Men lead, get over it you replaceable dps shitter.
>>321642354
Tanks probably has the most responsibilities and expectations piled upon them, not very attractive for most people.
>>321639291
Females try to dodge what they percieve as a stressful role.
Males pick healers because they know if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
>>321641492
There's some MtF pros :^)
>>321642379
I don't know either...but at least almost no guy i know likes them
>>321642354
Tanks actually have a responsibility unlike healers. Women want the best lack of responsibility:ability to command others ratio.
>>321642354
>Men are attention-whore scum
Humans in general like attention.
>>321637950
>>321638009
>>321638024
>>321638074
xDDd White knights. No1 cares, and i know that.
Some people really get their kicks from being a dick on the internet. Nothing but embarrassing desu, and we all see your pathetic attemps.
Pls go.
>>321642379
Real men don't.
>>321642448
Same goes for healers.
>>321634813
I feel like a fag since I instinctively find women licking random stuff pretty gross. I gagged a little bit seeing the OP image out of pure reflex. Just looks unsanitary.
Anyone else like this?
>>321641514
It's video games, Anon. None of them mean anything, it is all a waste of time you do purely for your own enjoyment.
>>321642569
>Tank is undergeared
>DPS can't stay out of environkental hazards
>groups let encounters drag on for too long
Those are considered the healers fault.
>>321642781
I would have sex with her.
Its not just women, its just extroverts in general. They want to socialize, so they will attach themselves to any game that allows socialization. By statistical nature and evident nature, women are more extroverted (social creature) than men.
Also a solo player here. The lonely beater.
Most women in MMOs are dysfunctional. They either love to cause drama to create attention for themselves or they have their own problems whether they are hambeasts or mentally unstable.
>>321642639
baka desu senpai kill yourself
the fact that you're responding seriously to them is embarrassing
>>321634813
So does she put the whole thing up her butt in the full set or what?
MMO is for faggots
You're all faggots
>>321640376
>>321640238
They have to be more mature because they're under tighter scrutiny for being a kid. When I played MMOs as a kid I was the most wizened and mature soul who "didn't have a mic" because I was so paranoid about being a kid.
>>321640286
>>321640560
Same here man. I was having fun doing dungeons and shit but I don't find the main story quest that interesting, and the vast majority of it felt like I was just taking shit from one NPC to the next.
>>321642134
Well ofcourse, but its the very same urge driving them.
Really, a twitch streamer is just slightly more honest about it.
>>321642497
That certainly makes sense for pet classes, but how is healing not the most stressful role?
>>321634813
>They can't tank.
>They can't dps.
>They can't even heal.
The best heal in my WoW mythic guild is a woman well in her thirties
One of the best dps is a 19yo woman.
I don't think I've ever seen a woman playing tank, must be rare.
>>321637885
Best post on /v/ for the day.
>consider going back to WoW, haven't played in years
>try to log into my Blizzard account with my authenticator
>I've had this thing for nearly a decade now, got it at like the first or 2nd BlizzCon
>it doesn't work anymore
I know I can easily just remove it from my account but fuck this hurts. like a piece of me just died, maybe it's trying to warn me to stay away
>>321643638
>One of the best dps is a 19yo woman.
I'll take "things that never happened" for 40$, Alex.
>>321639291
I would guess because when a male plays a game as a healer he does it for fun and he usually pays some sort of attention to what you should do to be useful to other players, whilst if a girl plays a game as a healer she does it because she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend and playing healer means you can just stay in the background not really paying attention to anything that happens in the game aside from keeping one important thingamajigs numbers from reaching zero or so your boyfriend won't be sad
>>321643787
"It's something that you have which is tiny and was never put into a female counterpart."
>>321643631
I never said they successfully dodged it, they just think they did. But usually lowlevel healing isn't a big deal.
>>321642004
I'm sure hips don't work like this
>>321634813
>Guilds break because of women.
Maybe if retards like yourself stopped treating women like they're a shiny pokemon then shit like that wouldn't happen
>>321636765
I did and it was still dumb
>>321637885
fucking destroyed
>>321636334
you got R E K T
>>321634813
Nah, in my experience it's the beta bottom feeders that do anything they can to have the fantasy that a woman is moderately pleased by them that are the real shit stains and as long as they continue to behave like that, shits going to be bad.
You can't really blame the women that take advantage because it's just so easy. Literally all you need is a vagina and tits and the world is your oyster.
>>321643787
What's so unbelievable about that? I can't provide proof but it's true. She plays hunter, which is fairly easy, but she applies the boss strats better than most of the guys in the raid.
We're carrying a lot of retards that seem to run around having no fucking clue what to do, while I almost never see her make mistakes.
>>321644101
>tfw I once traded a single shiny pokemon card for about 10 regular cards
I forever regretted that moment.
I may have had more cards, but I never felt so empty inside.
>>321636334
Fucking this
Play something decent like Guild Wars, fags.
>>321634813
My gf are addicted to MMOs.I can't say she sucks,but she's to casual to this type of game.The "easy gamer" type.
>>321643631
It's one of the easiest roles, IN THEORY.
In theory you're being protected by everyone, don't have to worry about getting gear that gives you high damage, you don't have to worry about killing monsters, you don't have to worry about leading the way.
In theory, you just have to tag along and give some background support to the people actually doing dangerous stuff.
>>321643075
I dont see why.
But thanks for insulting me like that, without any reason.
I do hope that you realise what you did, one day.
The mindstate you are in is pretty broken. It is actually normal to respond to things in a normal manner, even on the internet. Even on 4chan. No matter what your funny meme mentors teached you in 9gag school.
pls go
why is nobody posting lewd pictures of cumdumpsters anymore in this thread? this thread is dead af
>>321643631
>just stay out of the way and be quiet
>cast your spells
>if you cant succeed its either your gears fault or the tank's gear, you are never at fault
>the ability to let people die if they upset you
>people expected to be grateful towards you even though you are barely doing anything
it is the perfect role for women
>>321634813
datta one spicy aubergina!
>>321639291
With DPS it becomes clear where your efforts are lacking, and to some extent with tanking you can choose to pull more mobs and do a better job mitigating with your discretionary effort.
Healing is entirely unclear how hard you're trying except at the pinnacle of difficult encounters when you can actually separate out ability. So long as you do well enough that nobody dies that shouldn't have, there is nothing to identify you as doing mediocre as a healer. This non-competitive nature is what attracts females to playing healers in the wider game.
Whereas males play healers in order to pursue these difficult encounters, knowing that the role must be done and done well to be successful.
Since an exceptional healer is an unknown quantity until the moment of truth, by being the exceptional healer -- that unknown quantity becomes known, and it is much easier to identify exceptional dps and tanks to add to your cohort than to try and approach it from the dps or tank role.
>>321634813
I try not to play with females if possible in MMOs, and if I do I try not to talk to them. They are varmint scum that just infest guilds and destroy them from within. I've seen it happen countless times. They probably don't even mean harm but males/females just don't mix in an MMO setting. It always eventually turns to shit.
>>321643638
>implying a 19yo woman would spend time reading up on her class to perform optimally instead of a late 20s neckbeard, especially at that age
>implying this cherrypicked exception to the rule somehow proves women can dps
The best DPS I've ever seen was an elderly russian man who practically ate and breathed theorycrafting and chose to stay with our shitty progression guild through better, worst, and the creation of actual russian servers, but you certainly won't catch me running around saying even half of russian gamers are competent, loyal, or well-mannered like that guy was.
>>321639151
Because it's easier to avoid conflict than to confront the issue. That's why you see so many people running around with bagged emotions.
>>321639151
Maybe because it's a videogame and people don't take guilds like a serious job.
Who knows.
>>321644831
insulting you? i did no such thing, i only told you that your post was embarrassing and that you should off yourself at the nearest possible date
it is not normal to respond to things like you're actually being offended by the retarded shit you see on here. my mindstate is not broken, you just take everything too seriously. it is an anonymous image board, you have to realize that.
you hope I realize what I did one day? within two days I'll have forgotten all about this meaningless little exchange we had on an anonymous image board, while you're probably still going to be on here spouting "pls go" at the end of every post and placing a super funny meme xD reaction image on the same exact post.
peace nigga
>>321645439
Ignorance and denial.
Good riddance.
>>321639151
The whole point of playing WoW was to get away from bullies and not hearing their parents fight. Why would they stay in a guild that simulates that?
>>321634813
The same reason why they pretend to enjoy other video games or anything else: for attention, and because it's "in" right now. Give it another ten years, they'll move onto something else.
Sure, not all women do this, but the vast majority of them do. They can't help it, it's in their nature to want to be in on what other women think is "it". They crave social acceptance/attention almost as much as they crave cock. And that's not even counting the whores on Twitch that take advantage of beta orbiters by making thousands of dollars a month in donations by virtue of simply owning a vagina and showing some cleavage.
Go ahead and rev up those "le fedora man" pictures or call me an edgelord if it makes you feel better, but deep down you know I'm right. This is how the average woman behaves. Honestly, I'm not even mad about it, but it does get rather tiresome.
>>321645594
>>321645439
Autists.
>>321644831
Fuck off with your first year psych student shit.
>>321645629
>The whole point of playing WoW was to get away from bullies
I played on a PVP server so bullies would bully me in-game by ganking me, eat my corpse, tea bagging my body, and then curse me out.
>>321645250
>example of woman that can dps
>doesn't prove that women can dps
Are you shitting me dude.
Also I'm talking about World of Warcraft and I said she was playing hunter. You've got one of the easiest MMO on one hand, and the easiest class to play on the other.
Her dps is great (If i can rely on the warcraftlogs percentile thing), and she applies the strats perfectly. Hell, I've seen her save the raid's ass more than one time on Zakuun, intercepting those purple wave things going straight for a retard with a debuff that wasn't moving.
But you're using spongebob images so I'm just gonna assume you're a retard.
>>321645145
I've been playing with women in my guild ever since I started in WotLK and I never had a problem with them. The guys are much more retarded, quitting the guild because they didn't get the loot they wanted, or because someone pointed out they were doing something wrong and are too proud to admit it.
>>321640836
To be fair anon, time management can be a skill.
There are always slight elements of skill involved with any game.
>>321634813
>play hardcore MUD
>female guuld member dies all the time and demands that I come over to resurrect her
>"How come you die so often? Need better armor?"
>she logs off
>last seen: 3 days ago
One cannot concoct this from thin air.
>>321645683
Don't tell 'em the truth. They will not compute and call you out on your "bullshit". I, for one, welcome our new vagina overlords.
>>321642379
Character growth is always a nice thing to see.
>>321645894
oooooh someone has already transcended to a new plane of existence.kill yourself or show us your tits, since you're either a whiteknight or a woman yourself
>>321645894
>who the fuck is Zakuun
>it's a WoD boss
That explains a lot, actually, since everyone with two working braincells has already quit the game so I'm not surprised the scum at bottom of the barrel has started to surface to the top.
>But you're using spongebob images so I'm just gonna assume you're a retard.
I'm sure you're very smart yourself, assuming that much over me posting the image that conveyed "I'm willingly replying to bait" the strongest.
>>321646304
I don't need anyone's approval, just pointing out that saying all women are shit at games is just not true.
I've met women who were bad in WoW, and met some that were really good.
>>321645685
see >>321642639
im out *drops mic*
>>321646584
>so I'm not surprised the scum at bottom of the barrel has started to surface to the top.
I've been playing with the same guild since I started in WotLK. We've cleaned all of Cataclysm and MoP pre-nerf heroic content. Or is that not enough for you?
>>321646691
Apparently you do.
Because if you knew that it doesn't matter which gender does what and it's actually about the individual, you wouldn't have gone out to "defend" your clanswomen or women in general. You are a whiteknight. Maybe you didn't know, but now you do. So act accordingly and stop embarassing yourself any further
>>321646857
The fact that you started after WotlK is immediately not enough for most people. Vanilla through BC was when the game was good.
>>321646941
Or I saw a thread full of retards saying things that are wrong, and as per the custom of 4chan dot org, replied pointing out how wrong all of you are.
>>321647127
This joke never gets old. I've started playing seriously around WotLK, but I've played vanilla. It was pure garbage, there were better games to play at the time.
>>321646826
>*drops mic*
knew it
>Play everquest
>Meet a necro, party with them regularly
>Turns out she's a mom in her late 20s
>Play lineage
>Guildmaster is a korean housewife in her 30s
>Play SOCOM on PS2 online
>Several of my squad mates wete stay at home moms or work from home moms
>Play Tree of Savior beta
>Meet a cool Kirvis, we party up a lot
>She's a mom playing with her old LAN buddies
>She's also a RO veteran
Why the fuck is it always a stay at home mom or businesswomen who play online games like this? Shouldn't they be raising their kids or caring for the house or something? Where do they find the time?
>>321647258
Stop it, Anon. You are in full denial. Repent your sinful ways before it is too late. I'm only trying to help you here.
>>321634813
All the good female players I've raided with were married or over 30
>>321647435
>Why the fuck is it always a stay at home mom or businesswomen who play online games like this? Shouldn't they be raising their kids or caring for the house or something? Where do they find the time?
What do you think stay at home moms do? They just camwhore, play online games, and fuck random guys.
>>321647435
Have you ever been unemployed? After you clean the house what the fuck do you do? Soap operas are so 90s.
Gamergirls did nothing wrong
>>321636384
why do people play single player games?
Why do people blow money on building a massive train set just to watch it go around, woo so exciting!
>>321647620
This, beta orbiters are the ones to blame here. Without those they'd just be kicked/humiliated/cast aside/whatever just like when a male is a fuck-up.
>>321634813
to women, mmo's are giant pseudo-anonymous chatrooms. On top of that, I bet some of them find how people act differently when their gender is known and unknown very interesting as well.
>>321644306
One gal wanted my dick so bad and all I did was not participate with the betas fawning over her.
>>321647704
>This, beta orbiters are the ones to blame here
>blaming the victim
Shitlord
>>321637368
>I can't even post any examples
Of course you can't, because you don't have any. :^)
>play mmos with my wife
>have to carry her through all content
>except crafting
>don't tell her she sucks
>use her crafting to make $
>get better gear
>cycle repeats
>Male performs poorly at a video game
>That guy is bad at video games.
>Female performs poorly at a video game
>All women are bad at video games.
I wish I could understand.
>>321647903
Have had 3 grills in MMO's start hanging out with me constantly, 2 eventually claimed to have feelings for me. All I did was not worship the ground they worked on and treated them like Human beings. The 3rd kept sending me pictures of her in revealing outfits, then accused me of being gay when I'd just reply with "thats nice".
Not sure if they were honest or just desperate for attention from "the forbidden fruit"
>>321634813
Why are you pretending there is skill in MMORPGs?
>>321634813
Neither for music, nor poetry, nor the plastic arts do they possess any real feeling or receptivity: if they affect to do so, it is merely mimicry in service of their effort to please. This comes from the fact that they are incapable of taking a purely objective interest in anything whatever, and the reason for this is, I think, as follows. Man strives in everything for a direct domination over things, either by comprehending or by subduing them. But woman is everywhere and always relegated to a merely indirect domination, which is achieved by means of man, who is consequently the only thing she has to dominate directly. Thus it lies in the nature of women to regard everything simply as a means of capturing a man, and their interest in anything else is only simulated, is no more than a detour, i.e. amounts to coquetry and mimicry.
>>321649964
you probably have a deep voice
>>321634813
>>321634813
Damn salty nigga, you should've found a based guild instead of one filled with typically faggotry.
>In a good guild at the end of Vanilla
>Guild leader promotes his gf to officer
>She destroys the guild
Why are succubi so terrible?
>>321649797
the 90s: 99.1% of internetusers and gamers are male
early 00's: women start becoming more interested, but since they are basically imbeciles -> no women on the internet, all women are weak
later 00's: LOOK AT ME ANON AND MUH TITS. GIEV DOLLAR, CAKE A LIE
early 10's: SEXISM IS TREATING US WOMEN BADLY IN VIDYA.
You don't understand? pic related btw.
>>321639151
made a guild with other 4 friends and now that we are 8 we start to hate eachother
>>321649797
Generalization is incredibly easy to do, especially when people have experience.
I don't generalize but I'm certainly not gonna call someone out for it.
>use mic
>no one cares or acts autismic
so this is what real life feels like
>>321650736
a/s/l
>>321638103
>But then grind fags started min/maxing to burn through content as fast as possible and devs started catering to them and the modern model for MMO content was born
This is the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Are you telling me that WoW has become more hardcore over time?
Do people really masturbate with eggplants?
How can they even fit those inside them?
>Join guild with gf
>3 months later
>She's been gifted 100s of dollars worth of stuff from the shop and 1000s of in-game gold
>she now flirts with them as she feels like a celebrity, never had this much attention in real life from guys
The cuck life.
>>321650736
it is likely you just sound fat or have a man voice
>>321646941
this is retarded, you're essentially saying that defending a person that happens to be female makes you are automatically a white knight
if you say stupid shit I'll call you on it, regardless of whatever the subject is
also this discussion is useless because it's all anecdotal, those who've only met bad female players will agree with the OP while those who met lots of good female players will disagree
personally I don't even like MMOs so I have no saying
>tfw this never happens in eve online and when it does we just blow her up
prima feel.
>>321634813
how the hell is this thread staying up so long but a thread about vidya gets deleted.
If a woman goes out of her way to identify herself as a woman on an online game, to me she is immediately discarded as a whore.
>>321651223
You should record yourself fucking her and send it to those beta males.
>>321650968:^))))))))))
>>321651229
im not american and people change to "she" after i talk
>>321650507
time to trigger you autists
My dyke friends are pretty good raid leaders.
The best tank I've ever played with is one of them too.
All other experiences with girls in other guilds has been awful though.
>>321650115
>Schopenhauer has become an /r9k/ meme
Perfect, exactly where he and his trash belong
>>321650507
Is this it? What they call victim mentality? Like complaining when female attention whores get gifted and blame them for it when the fault also lies with the morons enabling their faggotry to begin with. Both parties are to blame, but I bet you just think, "Those filthy sluts, I hate them" instead of hating both sides.
>>321650575
Generalization is something stupid people do. Individuals should be judged on their own merit.
>>321651430
This is going to get all kinds of meta post-ironic in 2016,
>>321651414
Ok, so a/s/l?
>>321651608
Believe it or not generalizing is automatic animal behavior, an instict.
As dumb as it is it's perfectly natural.
@321651528
frogposters should be instabanned
I know you're fishing for (You)'s and I'm not giving you
>>321651291
Another White Knight emerges.if you would have read what I said and meant by it, you wouldn't be so stupid
>>321649797
The difference is that
>Male performs excellently at a video game
>That guy is good at video games
>...
>>321651430
It wasn't just girls who made fun of me for playing video games, it was everybody. Where I lived video games were the exclusive domain of "lol nerd!". Even into the PS2 days, this began to shift for me when Halo 2 launched and opened up gaming to the Dudebro audience. Suddenly the guys these Women had been fawning over were up playing video games into the early hours of the morning, I began to receive way less insults for playing games. The Xbox 360 only pushed gaming even further into "normie" territory, the Wii cemented this reputation and even had the girls buying them because they thought it was cute and fun.
There was a saying I heard once.
"Men survive by mastering everything around them."
"Women survive by mastering Men."
In short, they're literally parasites who evolve around us, not themselves. Beauty, sex, emotions, manipulation in general, that's what they master to survive, they don't actually -do- anything, they just find ways to get what they want from others. This is also why most are cunts to each other, too, competition.
>>321651730
So is shitting where you stand.
>>321651430
hah. I saved that picture too from that thread when it came up. Glad someone else did too, because I ddidn't bother to look it up. That was the actual picture I wanted to post
>>321634813
Am I supposed to be turned on by the eggplant because I don't really get it
