This game man.
I want to _____ Shantae!
>>321634658
cuddle
Shantae is meant for cuddling and hugs.
>>321634658
And I want to rape her eye socket.
>>321634658
>I want to play a game made by Akabur featuring Shantae!
>>321634658
kill myself in front of
>>321634658
>I want to hug/cuddle Shantae!
Everything else is blasphemy
>>321635010
>>321634781
Shantae was made to have sex 24/7
>>321634658
Wouldn't wearing something like that give you physical burns in the hot sun?
impregnate
>>321635078
She's locked up inside a temple as a princess, she's not getting any sun
>>321634658
rub the belly of
cloth
>>321634658
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RAINBOW^w SHANTAE
Lotta scantily clothed ladies
>>321634658
>>321636267
gee, I wonder what the main (only) of this series is
What is the weakness of the scorpion scimitar ladies?
>>321634658
Shower with cum as she makes out with Rottytops
>>321636835
Hit them from behind or back them up until they can't go any further back. It's easier to just jump over them, really.
>>321636267
>>321637117
good taste
>>321634658
I want to masturbate in front of a dancing Shantae!
That kyrieru gif
Risky boots is a chicken.
>>321634658
I want to be eaten by Shantae.
Are the Shantae games actually any good, or is it all just waifu faggotry?
>>321637682
Why don't you just try em?
>>321637803
Because I'm curious enough to ask, but not curious enough to download a gameboy emulator.
>>321636835
Whip as they begin the sword swing, risky cutlass from above or whip from behind
>I play games that objectify women
>I am 14 and think sexualized women are awesome because real girls never touch my penor
>>321637682
They are pretty good.
Get Pirate's Curse.
>>321638038
t. Timothy Cu.cknosa
>>321637682
Only played RR and Pirates Curse both fun lot of fun and silliness good platforming.
RR does suffer from backtracking and moments where you can miss a vital ability whithout realising it
>>321636267
>Risky, Rotty, and Sky aren't playable
Damn shame
Akabur is getting lazy with all this CHIBI BULLSHIT
>>321637682
Original Shantae is good but fucking hard, Risky's Revenge fixes some of the issue from the original but is really short, Pirate's Curse is a really good game all around.
>>321634658
i wanted to play this game but its fucking tied to the refresh rate with no options to change the rate
fucking shame since shovel knight and double dragon dont have this issue
>>321638259
What platforms is pirates curse on?
Is it on vita?
>>321634658
fuck
hug
pat
cuddle
dance with
rape
marry
>>321638112
>>321638156
>>321638259
Checking out Pirates Curse now. What I'm seeing on the steam page looks solid. I didn't buy anything during the sale yet, and it's only ten bucks, so I think I'll grab it. Thanks guys.
One last question before I commit though: there isn't anything wrong with the steam version, is there? This isn't one of those games where one platform is just absolute shit for some reason, is it?
>>321638376
>rape
>>321638341
3DS, WiiU, Steam and Amazon Fire
>almost done with game
>just realize you can scroll down in the shop and upgrade your hair's attack damage and such
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>321637682
A bit on more easy side of platformers but they make up for having charming+sexy sprite/character art and backgrounds, interesting mechanics that are in no way groundbreaking but add enough flavor to enjoy a platformer in different ways and an easy to follow cartoon-ish story.
They're basically good metroidvania style games that get progressively better the longer you play. People love that but after awhile there isn't much to talk about since we've played them to hell and back so we fap to the girls.And what a fap that is.
>>321638413
Nah I don't think I read any problems but to be on the safe side check the steam community to be sure since I'm not 100%, I finished it on 3ds.
>>321638587
Yeah, I realized right after I asked that I could just look at the user reviews on the steam page. It has an average of "Very Positive" so I'm taking that to mean it works fine. Game is currently downloading.
Can I get 100% and find all collectible stuff after I kill the last boss?
Or do I have to know at which point I need to stop and backtrack?
>>321638413
I haven't had any issues with it so far. It seems to run a little faster than the 3ds version, but that's about it. They patched it shortly after release to fix some bugs.
>>321638902
You can backtrack for collectibles whenever you like. There aren't any items you can lose forever, iirc.
>>321638972
So even after beating the game?
Okay good.
>>321638554
Those are literally the only things worth spending money on. All the expendable weapons and restoration items are shit you can get off enemy drops, upgrades are unique to the shop.
>>321634658
is shantae half genie half...elf?
>>321639230
Her dad was a human and she got her whippy hair from his side
>>321639406
I want Risky Boots to be tsun with me and punish me with her feet
After having completed the first level of Pirates Curse, I must say that I am very pleasantly surprised by this game. I'd say it was well worth my money. The level design, the art style, the writing, the humor hell, the fact that I didn't have to do a single thing to configure my USB controller, and all the buttons were correctly mapped from the get go. Thanks again guys.
>>321641016
I'm in the middle of playing it as well, bought it this christmas sale.
Pretty fun, I hope the next game is out soon
>>321641016
>be gay
>fuck-all fan service for me apart from dat ammo baron bulge and maybe Bolo
It hurts.
>>321641772
That's what you get for being immoral
>>321634658
I want tocancelShantae'sgame!
>>321641840
Wow why would you say that?
>>321641840
>>321641840
B-but anon, that would be w-wrong!
>>321641016
Glad to see you're enjoying it. Have fun anon.We expect you on future shantae threads where we discuss who is best girl and why that's Rotty.
I just got Risky's Boots in the lava dungeon and now I am stuck here in this room what do
>>321642180
Nevermind.
I thought they were only good for breaking blocks.
>>321634658
Kill shitae
>>321642060
This is Rotty's fetish, isn't it?
>>321637682
Just waifu faggotry.
>>321638554
>don't even try scroll more
>>321637682
How many times do you faggots want to ask the same question?
>>321643271
Maybe.
>>321638038
>stop liking what i don't like
>last level before boss is literally "1001 spikes" game
why
>>321634658
Why does that font remind me of garbage phone games? Why does it seem like this game is horribly cheap? How can I get so much information just from the font style?
>>321644779
Simple minds think simple things.
>>321644403
See
>>321644403No, that wasn't an accident.
>>321644920
This doesn't even begin to explain, you're just insulting me for no reason.
Congratz on your (You) faggot.
>>321634658
How did the game do in Japan? Can we expect more/better fanart?
>>321645049
Your assumption that you're automatically correct based on an arbitrary and incorrect observation deserves little else, really.
>>321645259
I never asked if I'm correct, at this point this is just pseudo-intellectual bait.
>>321644779
I guess most phone games use cheap fonts like that, they don't really need to style their games so they just use whatever is available.
I don't understand how a game like Shantae would do that, I guess they'll port their games to phones? Or the PC version is a port from the mobile version?
It does feel cheap, but most of the time you won't be reading dialogues anyway.
>>321645510
>I never asked if I'm correct
No, you just assumed you were, and you were wrong.
And there's nothing intellectual or pseudo-intellectual about it, you're just being a twat.
>>321645510
You really are going all out. It wasn't even me who replied to that but he was on the mark and so was I for saying you were simple.
>le fedora
Please dont ever play this game.
>>321645878
Relax, non autistic anon >>321645806 just explained, you can go tip your fedora elsewhere.
>>321644779
>>321634807
>Kikebur
I want to impregnate Shantae and make quarter genies with her!
>>321638038
>all character design done by a woman
no guilt at all senpai, even my wife thinks she is a cute and has nice boobs.
>>321645510
I love posts like this where you could reply to the post with itself, and all the points become more accurate than they had been in the first place.
>>321646053
>Call a game a cheap phone game when it's clearly not
>Get called out on being pointedly wrong
>Can't deal with it and shitposts with le fedora meme
I'm sorry for you, really.
got pirates curse for xmas, it has some of the best 3D on a 3ds ive seen so far. its actually worth holding the eds perfectly still while playing to enjoy it
>all the boobs on the character stick out in 3d
>boner every time i try to play the game
Anon...
>>321646675
What?
>>321646413
And what does her boyfriend think? And his son?
>>321644628
kepokk is top tier.
I pirated the game and I love it. I may or may not emulate Shantae 1
>>321646448
I never called the game cheap, I asked why the game felt cheap to me. Some anon just insulted me because of what I asked, I wasn't slandering the game.
But as I see the autism defense force is working to the max here.
As I can see its because generic phone games also use generic fonts like that. It doesn't mean the whole game will feel cheap.
Just compare Final Fantasy games with their mobile iterations and you'll understand too.
>>321647572
>How can I get so much information just from the font style?
This is directly indicative that you assume you're impression of the game is totally correct. Try phrasing your posts better next time and people might try taking you seriously.
>>321646920
literally who cares.
Anyone have the ITS NOT FAIR picture of Shantae?
>>321647878
Oh my fucking god, read your posts, you're being too defensive like I'm attacking you, I'm not.
The information I'm talking about is exactly what "I'm feeling", I wasn't talking about something concrete.
You could have just answered: "It doesn't feel cheap to me OP" and it would be as valid as my question. But you just had to be a faggot.
It must be really great to be your friend if you get so autistically defensive about meaningless shit like this.
>>321648450
Here you go, all yours.
>>321648721
All I'm telling you is that the reason people threw shit at you is because the way you phrased the post made you look like either you genuinely thought Shantae was a shitty phone game or someone who was just trying to start shit.
Please stop replying, I'm not arguing with you over the issue. I'm not even interested in what you meant to say in the first place, I was trying to explain the reason people were lashing out.
>read your posts
If you had proof read yours this wouldn't have happened in the first place. Try your own advice.
>>321648721
>Why you being meeeean omg :(
>>321637682
they're good
buy them cheap , I personally feel they're worth 15 at most but they are still fun games.
>>321634658
Anal sex until she's pregnant with my child
>>321649784
That reads weird. I want to Anal sex until she's pregnant with my child Shantae!
>>321634658
Now if only this nigger could learn how to draw hands
>>321646558
This pose destroyed my dick with 3D on.
>>321648450
>>321650243
I didn't see anything too w-oh
Uh
Well it could be worse.
>>321650205
I'm gonna make her my wife and hold her hands kiss her and make sweet love
Threesome with risky boots
>>321648450
here
>>321650548
He knows nobody's looking at the hands. On the 3DS at least. Honestly only noticed it once someone pointed it out to me like 6 months later.
>>321638236
Are you fucking retarded? Those are ingame sprites you mongrel nt the portrait art
>>321650724
>Goku
what?
>>321634658
Freikugel.
>>321647018
Keppok and Brekkist are a tag team to be feared
>>321644779
Because maybe you're a prejudice dickhead?
>>321650780
People unironically wanted him in smash
>>321651271
You're joking right? Nintendo wouldn't be able to get the license.
>>321651364
People made the connection alone
>Bamco makes a lot of DBZ games
>also, Bamco is helping Sakurai to make Smash
>so, that means Bamco can give the rights
I want Smashfags to finally leave.
Mighty Switch Force > Shantae
>>321651271
Why would you NOT want Goku in Smash?
>>321651546
>Bamco makes a lot of DBZ games
>also, Bamco is helping Sakurai to make Smash
>so, that means Bamco can give the rights
Jesus Christ, what a retarded connection for people to make.
>>321651705
Both are great
>>321651804
that's irrelevant to this thread, m8
>want to buy the game
>Steam is broken
>>321650548
Just look at this shit, goddamn
>>321652712
I know you're miffed by it anon but the rest of the package is just too much for me to hate it.
>that tank top.
unf
Shantae is cute. CUTE.
>>321651923
On-model Patty looks terrible though. Wish you could play the steam version with all the original sprites.
>>321644779
What makes it look cheap for me is the juxtaposition of hand-drawn art and vectorized textboxes over the sprite based graphics, it kills any retro aesthetic that the game might have had before.
>>321644779
Because apparently no one on their staff is a graphic designer they must all be artists and programmers. Typeface choice to match themes is like 60% of what graphic designers do.
I have Risky's revenge, should I get Pirates Curse?
>>321634658
I want to BE Shantae!
>>321654959
Isn't that the point of the games.
Should I get Pirate's Curse or Risky's Revenge? Or both?
>>321655247
Both
>>321655247
If you get one, get PC. RR is cool but it's pretty short so it might not be worth the money.
>>321654959
Iktf, I bet it would be fun.
>>321655456
it's $5 c'mon
I want tochangeShantae'sdiaper
>>321634658
be sat on by!
>>321638038
>I associate video game characters with real people
