COME PLAY ATTORNEY ONLINE ON /V/'s SERVER
>What is this?
It's a game like Ace Attorney where each anon picks a character and interacts with others in a courtroom. We do cases of all sorts of thing, post memes and just relax overall, it's REALLY fun.
>How do I download this? Where is gameplay footage?
http://attorneyonline.webstarts.com/
>Where is /v/?
We are in a server exclusive for /v/, called "Attorney Online Vidya (Vanilla)". Come meet us! There's around 7 people here currently, but it was full yesterday. Let's make it full again!
Do something useful with your life you role-playing faggot.
'HURR DO U LIKE THIS PHOENIX POSE XD LE OBJEKSHUN'
>>321634125
Why don't you follow your advice instead of shitposting on /v/?
CASE STARTING SOON
>>321634373
Shit posting > Role-playing
>trying to revive a shitty rp client that was mediocre to begin with
>that was a doomed concept to begin with
maybe you should make like Phoenix and become an hero
>>321634481
You didn't see it, did you?
After we were done with a case meme hell began and we began spouting memes and shitposting for hours, it was glorious
>>321633889
>download
I don't think so faM
Any way to get this fullscreen?
>>321634790
Sorry but no as far as I know
>>321633889
>/v/ server
Is it the same as the /v/illage, or do some actually get their shit together sometimes?
>>321635225
Depends.
Right now there's less than 15 people on the server so there is still hope for a 100% serious case. Yesterday though we had 53 people and we were doing our best to stay serious, but it was impossible and still hilarious, and then it descended to random shit and meme hell for hours. So I guess it'll depend on the time of the day
So how do you play this? Or do you just watch some dudes?
>>321635309
is there DGS music in it
there better be
>>321635436
There is but not on vanilla. You can always replace the vanilla music with DGS music if you want. I did that with T&T.
>>321635415
You can chat and participate anon just ask for a role, we will get you one
>>321635495
eh maybe later, just keep this thread alive
>>321635495
Well, looks like it started already anyway, so I guess I'll just watch for now. I only watched the nanomachines case before, this shit is bananas.
>>321633889
>Brisbane
Oh god I remember this character.
He's from an actually good fangame I shit you not.
>>321635603
This current case should be pretty serious
Also it just started so you can still join as a co-def or co-pro, just pick a character and barge in
Went to sleep yesterday after everyone went full shitposting. I hope people are a bit more rational now.
>>321633889
Looks fun OP, will definently try it once it's finished downloading
>>321635657
N-next time for sure.
>>321633889
it just so happens that Farfromsubtle streamed their first Apolo Justice stream yesterday
and the next day i find this thread on my /v/
i think i just made a solid connection, OP. YOU WATCH VGA, DON'T YOU
>>321633889
So where is the server?
>>321633889
how the fuck do I find your server
>>321636485
Check the server list
If there is nothing, close the client and open it again
Name is Attorney Online Vidya (Vanilla)
you guys are no fun
APOLLO IS TRYING TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT
>>321633889
I wanted to say that me and another anon made a case only for /v/ yesterday. We could play it but its our first one.
>>321637173
Sure anon that'd be good, let's organize this at server chat
Can you be Godot in this game?
I've got my starter fluid ready and am ready to channel the most wiseass coffee loving doofus in the series
>>321637254
You can, but someone's already using the Godot character in the /v/ server at the moment
>>321637254
Someone just ytook Godot, but I guess you can be Diego.
>>321633889
It's not working properly.
All the boxes are overlapping.
Do I need this on a certain resolution or something?
>>321636875
can't get the game to download, i'm supposed to exctract the zip file, right?
>>321637587
Yes
I was in last night, I'll be getting on soon fampais that shit was hilarious
>>321637553
Change your font size to 100% in control panel
keep getting an error when extracting the zip
wat do
Fucking Armstrong
>>321638524
Maybe it's corrupted, download again?
>>321638815
this has happened like 3 times now
yo armstrong here why can't I change the music
This is impossible.
This is so shit but so addictive.
>>321639074
Are you trying to extract it before downloading or something man what the fuck
Just download the zip file and extract it to a folder with 7zip shit ain't rocket science
>>321639462
well then.
Sorry for being an idiot
>>321639137
Doubleclick it
>>321639628
Sorry senpai I didn't mean any hard feelings
What is the point even in being anything other than an Attorney.
Are there rules to follow as a witness?
>>321639815
Not exactly
As the defense you have to solve everything
As a prosecutor you make the defense's life harder and offer rebuttals (you basically fight to make the puzzle not get solved)
As a judge you control the flow of the trial
As a witness you are the puzzle itself
>>321639905
There obviously need to be some rules in place for the witnesses otherwise it's not solvable.
>>321639986
Improvs are often not solvable and are done just for fun.
The serious cases are pre-written so they are usually solvable.
>>321640142
Right, okay.
I have no idea wtf is going on
I can post in the server chat, how do I join the discussion?
I don't see any textbox.
>>321640191
???
>>321640265
Thanks. Dunno how I missed it.
>>321638815
>>321639074
link please
Someone get that OC faggot out, fucking no fun allowed autist.
>>321640506
Check OP
>>321640508
Who?
>>321640556
Hawk.
>>321640584
K, I'll gimp him (make his messages send random garbage) so he can learn
Bumping this travesty
SERVER CRASHED
HOO BOY
So it turns out that Bane was killed by Lanky Kong and CIA Guy was innocent all along
Good case
Damn you all to hell
You faggots plan on playing tonight? I too wish to partake in Lawyer Pretend Time fun.
>>321641881
We're playing at the moment
cant connect. server dead?
>>321642392
Close client and open it again
cross examination will never end
nobody even got into the evidence
this is what it's like when you try to be srs
>>321642392
no,try again we are playing right now
were at this again?? Fuck yes. Gayton coming back for round 2.
>>321642446
What were you expecting from /v/ ?
>>321642446
>CE
>OBJECTIONHOLDITTAKETHAOBJECTHOLDIT
Bumping so you can see this clusterfuck
So reading the chat apparently this shitty fan game hasn't been updated in years?
Don't know much about coding, but shouldn't it be fairly easy to get someone to make it into a presentable game with functioning evidence menu and shit?
>>321643760
Perhaps but no one ever had interest
We're turning this courtroom around
anons, this ride is almost over, hurry up and join in so you get to see something fresh.
>>321644945
Is the server shutting down?
Don't do this to me anon I just woke up
>>321645005
a new case is gona start soon hurry up
>>321645005
Server not shutting down
>>321645073
Thank fuck
I'm not gonna get there in time, I can just pick whatever literal who character to spectate right?
>>321645408
yes you can
>>321645408
Yes anon
This is a /v/ server, almost no rules
Although there are like 6 rules, check the rules at server description
>Shitposting ceases inmediatly after people realize they're not Anthony Burch
Oh my god
it's just full on chaos now
How do we stop teh chaos
>>321633889
>lostboy.exe
>>321645804
It seems the memes are too powerful right now.
Itss a fucking meme cesspool room
THOSE WHO WANT TO MEME, STAY AT AREA 0
THOSE WHO WANT TO DO A CASE, TYPE /area 1 AT SERVER CHAT
IF YOU WANT TO MEME AGAIN YOU CAN JUST GO BACK WITH /area 0
change to area 1 for a serious case
>>321646761
Phoenix came and ruined it
>>321647442
You mean the real Phoenix
SERIOUS CASE AT /area 1
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XvliX-ufWLFM2-AjVKdp4sQeAxB9lhOBLN7zH45bMDs/edit
Can anyone stand up to the Paynes?
>>321648389
there is no standing, only payne.
>>321648389
wheres the defense
And so Edgeworth was declared guilty of being a faggot and then sent to a gas chamber.
The end.
Prosectuion in prefect synch fuck
PAYNE STRONK
NERF PAYNE HOLY SHIT
fucking hoenix
A minor setback for /payne/.
payne trayne never stops
Can't stain the Payne.
>>321635657
how do you enter a game? I've picked my character but I can't do anything
>>321650905
You can type at the bar between the game screen and your emotes
Type /area 1 at the server chat to check the case we are doing with the Paynes
/area 0 to go back to the default area with randomness
>>321650987
thanks anon
wondering what you're on about but don't want to DL nor do i know trial rules
could someone stream?
>>321640318
It doesn't look like a text box.
>>321650987
is there a way to produce evidence in this?
>>321651714
Google docs only. In-game evidence HUD sucks.
>area 0
stop it fucks my sides are gone
What's ((...)) used for? An aside?
it says bass.dll is missing
help
Fucking Paynes synchronizing with each other are killing me.
>>321652009
(( )) usually is out of character talk
[ ] is like if you want to inner monologue or "whisper" to your teammate
>>321633889
downloadin now, what am i in for? is there a how to play, anwhere?
>>321652948
The website has a basic guide but you'll mostly learn from experience
>What am I in for?
Pic related is happening right now
I want to cum into Godot's cup
/aag/ - Seasons
Is the defense even trying? This is Payne's show.
>>321653613
Judge here
Defense is so fucking pathetic atm i had to give a guilty verdict to make them get off their asses
>>321653613
/grey payne/ here glad you liked it
>>321653957
Salad Payne here, I'm laughing my ass off.
>>321654072
>>321653957
Pompadour Payne here, my brothers!
Judge here
what the fuck happened while i was gone?!
>>321653957
>>321654072
>>321654151
Los Payne Terrible
I'm too slow to play this game.
I try to say something and by the time i can say it the discussion moved on.
just like in real life.
It closes 5 seconds after I join.
Is there anybody still playing?
>>321655332
we are playing right now
>>321655381
this is not playing
these are satanic rituals made of memes
>>321655381
Ok downloading, my familia.
>>321655569
type in the chat /area 1
>>321655569
there are two rooms on the same server. One is for dankening of memes, the other has a court case going on.
What the fuck is happening in Area 0?
>>321656074
Dank memes, ERP and all sorts of shit
I let people use Area 0 without any major rules other than no actions that can keep other players from talking (spam, long emotes, etc). Area 1 is moderated and requires order, it's meant for people who want to do cases, so no meme spam is allowed there
Will ANYBODY stop the Paynes?!
>>321656814
they making the competition devolve into blubbering retards who cant even phone.
dont join
Crushing victory for Payne.
The wreckage is real.
cant stop the paynes
I hope this shit goes on until I get home.
Like, in 4 hours.
I want to be an attorney, goddamit.
>>321658028
OP here, this server has on it has been 24 hours
The lowest player count I've seen was 13, and that was when the thread had been archived since hours.
This should be like 40+ people for as long as this thread lives. It will eventually get full so I'm thinking about hosting a second server too.
Hey, please answer the following polls so we can improve this shit
>Server's name
> http://strawpoll.me/6376387
>Server rules
> http://strawpoll.me/6376399
>Weekly Great Trials
> http://strawpoll.me/6376406
>>321633889
This looks pretty cool!
this is some of the most underage cancerous bullshit I've seen in a long time
>complete fuckwits taking important roles and shitposting with them
>people literally trying to ERP in the public chat
>memes everywhere
>LMAO I AM SO FUNNY WITH MY CONSTANT SCREAMING BULLSHIT
>>321658762
just type /area 1
/area 0 is for faggotry
>>321658762
thats area 0 for you
is hell
>>321658762
Nigga, did you just tried to play a case in area 0?
Haah waaw
We need a Godot
>>321655332
this new case is fucking gold
One more poll: http://strawpoll.me/6376675
That one will be quite decisive
So can I go to area 1 and just observe without fucking anything up? I don't want to interrupt. Do I just select an unused character and watch?
>>321661371
Pretty much
>>321661371
Yes
>>321661130
Can you explain this better?
If we add more characters and music, people will have to download those extra files? That'd certainly make it more difficult to join the game. How much would the file size increase?
>>321661130
still not idea how to get AO 2.0
>>321661574
Basically: All music and characters are in your client folder, you can check it yourself.
If we are to add more characters, you'll need the files. The download size can increase a lot. My AO folder has 14GB of content because I go to a lot of servers. We can probably keep it under 1GB, but best case scenario is keeping it under 500MB.
The music is what occupies the most space. The game has a hardcoded limit of like 100 characters, so we can't have more than that. Adding 47 more characters (to get it to 100) would result in around 150 or 200mb of content to be downloaded. This means new players will have to download ~450mb instead of 250, and everyone here will have to download the extra 200 immediately.
The question is, are most people here OK with downloading a few more files? We should also make a strawpoll to decide which characters /v/ wants. I have pretty much every single character that ever appeared in an AA game, so that'd be easy to handle. The benefits of more characters is a naturally increased player limit and more characters to use, the disadvantage as I said is that you have to download more stuff and merge folders. up to you, /v/.
>>321661890
No such thing as AO 2.0, that server has been around it has been like one year.
>>321661968
Obviously all canon characters would be great. Director weeb is sorely missed.
I typed /area 1 in the chat and it didn't change. Wrong box? it looks like it went through to whatevers going on in area 0
>Judge are you sure the penalty button is working
>Dunno let me see
>Defence loses
AHAHAHAHA
>>321662216
You'd know if it changed as the server give you a message saying so
Did you type it at the SERVER chat? Maybe you typed it at master
>>321662216
Make sure you have a name typed in. Then click Server and do "/area 1"
I loved Turnabout Cyberdicks.
>>321662312
yeah i didnt have a name, thank you
>>321662125
I really need to make sure everyone is OK with adding more content. I don't want to just add it and then have people say "You faggot we didn't want to download extra stuff".
Would be nice if more people could give their input on this.
>>321661968
Also, on a side note: We can't add too much music because of its heavy size. I'd add, at most, the themes from DGS and that'd already increase the download size by like 20mb.
>>321662596
POST /ROLE/
/LAYTON HERE/
>>321662312
/Von Karma/ here
>>321634481
aren't shit-posting role-playing though? i mean, you play a certain role
>>321662823
/graypayne/ here
>is all a dream
Do sheep dream of electric memes?
>>321662729
/LOLIGAVIN HERE/
>tfw 5mbps internet is taking forever to download this
Kill me.
>>321661130
how about evidence?
>>321664231
Can't be added
Evidence needs to be prepared before the server goes online so we'd need to restart it all the time to change it. Evidence also increases the loading time by a fucking ton. It's a broken mechanic and no one uses it.
Judge here
am i a sick fuck yet?
>>321664401
just yer beard.
http://exhentai.org/g/32565/5d9e093117/ heres the doujin mentioned in 0
>>321662706
Don't fucking add more characters OP
It wouldn't be as comfy as it is then
>>321664751
I kinda wish to see AAI-AAI2 characters in there myself.
Most of my favorite characters are in AA5-PLvsPW-DGS though, which fucking sucks.
>>321665019
All those characters have AO versions too, but you need 3D backgrounds for them to work. It would remove the comfy element as the other anon said, and the art style would all get mixed up.
>>321662706
I voted for music only for epic memes, that one fancharacter was already runing it IMO
>>321665110
AA1-AA2-AA3-AA4-AAI-AAI2 would be enough, don't you think? at least the main characters, the killers and relevant witnesses would amount to aprox 100 characters exactly. Remove the OCs, the meme music, and it's golden.
AO 2.0 suspence edition is up for all interested in a serious case.
>>321665275
Pretty much, the problem is that some anons are blatantly against new content. I wish I could see the input of more people but almost no one wants to comment on the extra content factor, probably because everyone is busy playing or something.
I'm considering adding the extra content to a second server and having people slowly migrate to that.
>>321665328
People actually want more areas to case?
Very well, I'll add /area 2 as another area for casing. Should be up in 3 minutes.
>>321665504
I think the problem is the download. I'm sure if you just set up a new download link with everything bundled nobody would care. The main problem is consistency across anons.
>>321665504
area 2 hype
>tfw rereading https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6151475/1/Complete-Turnabout with the game in the background
nostalgia-boosted comfyness is the best
>>321665801
Did the guy die?
>>321665643
That is what I plan to do. Bundle everything in a single download and put it at the server's description and Opening Posts here.
Either way, I need the cooperation of anons here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TJQgKqTN923NryA65bxE4oFpQvRr0RU3uAR0jujaN7s/edit?usp=sharing
Let's decide which characters we want
>>321665859
Wasn't it a girl who wrote it? (yes, it was http://nenilein.tumblr.com/) And no, she wrote a story recently, she's just a lazy faggot. PM7ask her asking for more CT and see if it works.
>>321665935
What about more AAI characters, in particular detective Badd
how the fuck do i join the server
i can't figure this out
>>321665935
just swap the characters (wright for prosecutor, von karma for defence and so on)
>>321665935
Honestly, all characters from AA1-3 and Apollo Justice work. Throw characters from Miles Investigations as slots allow.
>>321666620
What do you mean?
porn
>>321667189
That'd require downloading files too
>>321666683
I'm going through that, check doc
I honestly can't tell of any other AA1-3 characters that should be added other than crappy people that only appear during investigations for 3 minutes and no one would care about
>>321667503
Killers
Cool witnesses
>>321667603
Who did I forget? See approved witnesses list
Why are people posting multiple download links here?
I'm just downloading the one on the website, did I fuck up?
>>321667738
Multiple download links? I don't see one.
All google docs links are for cases.
>>321667796
...wait, there are multiple cases?
Can someone give me a rundown of what's happening?
I thought this would just be everyone hopping onto one server and shit-talking.
>Penalty button trick worked again
Ayy.
>>321667939
We have a server with three areas.
Area 0 is for shit talking.
Area 1 and 2 are for playing serious cases and having trials. You just pick a case and do it with other anons, very fun
>>321667939
area 0 is for shit-talking
area 1 is for reenacting trials and shit, like a DnD session working on an honor system I guess? you get a manual of how the trial goes but I think you can freeform the dialogue and actually lose
It's a very interesting idea, I haven't checked any trials myself yet though
>>321668079
There's no "manual", you get a doc with evidences and testimonies and then it's ad lib freestyle, use your brain to solve it
>>321657758
>Three Paynes destroy the defense
>Two Paynes destroy the defense again
>Now a single Payne taking care of business
Will he do it?
>>321669034
belive in the payne
Ao 2.0 server is up for a semi serious case. We need a Furio Tigre, Matt engarde, hobo phoenix, and an ema skye
>>321669289
I want to frame this post
All right, are the characters at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TJQgKqTN923NryA65bxE4oFpQvRr0RU3uAR0jujaN7s/edit all the ones you want?
If I start working on it right now I can get all set up for we to have those characters in some hours, anons.
Lmao, it is fun for 10 minutes, then it gets boring.
>>321669289
whats the difference between 1.7x and 2.0?
>>321669382
I didn't even know a 2.0 existed
There is no AO 2.0
That's just the name of a server
Im spectating area 1 now, but how do i know the details of the case?
>>321670204
ask for the document in server chat
defending is a nightmare
>judge doesn't want to help you and usually doesn't give a shit or isn't paying attention
>witness doesn't want to help you even though they're supposed to provide opportunities for you to find contradictions
>the 2 dozen prosecution attorneys will chatter incessantly and destroy whatever dialogue you are having with the witness
this shit should be give and take
>>321670531
Join 2.0
Anons which Trucy do I add?
There's one with 20 emotes and versions of small Trucy and big Trucy but she is like 15mb heavy
There's another one with 8 emotes of the grown up Trucy which is like 3mb
>can't join /area 1 or 2
what the hell
>>321671016
Pick a name
if im a witness, do i have to wait to be called before i can talk in the trial? I assume yes, because otherwise the shitposting would be incessant
>>321670939
8 emotes is fine
>>321633889
my heroes? mike matei, brentlefloss, the PlayStation Vita, and the nostalgia critic
The payne bros always crack me up.
Game is bugging out and can't join in on the fun. send help
>>321671772
How so? Maybe I can help
If the client is glitched try increasing font size to 100%
>>321672204
alright thanks got it to work
Apollo is getting MURDERED
>>321669034
>Judge having a battle to the death with a missingno inbetween the trial
>>321672582
That subplot is actually the best so far.
>>321672471
what's with apollo mains and being shit at everything
Reposting from yesterday
https://www.dropbox.com/s/g0q7w6r0foqvsrh/Ace.rar?dl=0
Here's Ace from 999. I may end up making more.
Should we have characters from non-AA games?
Vote here: http://strawpoll.me/6378162
Does anyone have a mirror on a better host?
The download keeps on failing whenever I try to download it.
>area 0
I-I think I need help
How can we nerf payne?
>>321674010
can't rain on payne's parayne
I got all the downloads for extra content ready except Young Franziska and Yogi
Can't find them anywhere
another victory to the paynes
>>321675319
pls nerf them.