What's the character in any fighting game that is only "mained" by autists? Also why is it Captain Falcon.
>Inb4 OP is just a salty faggot
>>321628501
BIG MEATY FAGGOT
As a CF main, I have no idea, but the amount of faggy CFs on FG is ridiculous I have to agree.
Also he isn't really my "main", just like one of the 10 characters I'm good with.
Bump for the autism that may soon come.
OP is just a salty faggot
>>321628501
I play Captain Falcon because he's so manly and cool and heterosexual like myself and he has these bad-ass catch phrases like YES and it's just real funny and straight
>>321628501show me ya salt whiny lil bitch boy
>>321628501
Man, I just like F-Zero.
>>321628501
>Looks like a comix book hero
>and has cool catch phrases
What's not to like?
Captain Falcon is one of the oddest and most out of place Nintendo character, and he's alot of fun to play.
Who wouldn't play as Falcon?
>>321628501
Sounds like someone got the good Captains boot up their ass one too many times huh?
>>321629520
>eye of the falcon
OP is just a salty faggot
>>321628501
>smash bros
>fighting game
>>321628501
Stay mad fucboi.
Almost all his attacks and animations are incredibly satisfying.
>ITT: falcon autists incoming
Falcon is really fun to play but for some reason hes the biggest retard magnet out of the cast, probably from a combination of being a meme, high tier, and kind of easy.
smash 4's autist main is Ness
Low skill and high reward
CF is low skill medium reward
>>321629917
>There no F-Zero game where Falcon use the Falcon Punch
I really want to know who came up with the move Falcon Punch?
Guess, it would be lame if C.Falcon just use a gun, and not fight like a real man.
>>321630872
True, but no ness main is as loud and obnoxious as a falcon main
>>321631093
I'll agree to that
>>321631093
>implying every ness main doesn't instinctively throw out an "OK" taunt after EVERY. FUCKING. KILL.
Good joke.
>>321630818
>some reason hes the biggest retard magnet out of the cast
You can tell right away if you're playing a real Falcon pro, or a scrub in a few seconds in the match.
>First thing a falcon scrub does, is go for the grab to down throw
>Can be easily stopped in it's track when you read it's attacks, and then finish off.
Used to be a Falcon main for a long time, in Smash4, I kinda drop him for Ganon.
Just fun to out skill people, thinking I'm a easy win.
>>321631070
>captain falcon character action game made by platinum
I would pay money at a store for this.
>>321631276
Ness mains aren't tame, but they still aren't as bad as Falcon mains. Falcon mains are the kind of players that say LOL I STYLE ON U after every average kill, ness mains are just cheeky.
He is the Ken of smash. The cool.character babies pick up day 1.
>go to a local tourney
>there's more Falcon mains than actual top tiers
>all in loser bracket
>Link main won that tournament
kek
hes just too formulaic in sm4sh
Once you break that formula his ass is yours
>>321631353
Is there anything worse than a Ganon main? If they win they think they're hot shit, if they lose they become the saltiest person alive and spout "muh tiers". Fuck off with your shit character.
>>321632420
I only complain about the recovery, everything else is ok
he even has no lag out of the up-smash he can literally do a forward tilt and get a stock
>>321630818
>>321631093
>>321631493
Give it up op.
>>321628501
Wouldn't pikachu + spacies attract furries and other fucktards?
In Melee at least the most spergy looking people sans m2k all play IC's it seems
>>321632865
Isecondarymain pikachu and I absolutely despise it in other games, I only play it because it's good
>>321632330
How does a Link main win? Without FD only and input lag Link gets shat on. All the Links at my local get dunked on straight away.
>>321632420
Sounds like someone got Dair'd to oblivion.
>>321628501
Q
Dan
Kung Lao
Big Band
Aganos
Any waifu character
Ice Climbers
Every character in smash 4
>>321633127
don't know, he's one of the top players where I live, played once against him and he used Link and Samus, I saw him use charizard and other mid-low tier characters. He probably studies the flaws on the top tiers and exploits them.
He also spams bombs quite a lot which is what you're supposed to do with Link, build a projectile wall and setup the kill with a forward tilt/up-air/up-smash
>>321633127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cITg_8wZqUw
OP's favorite character by far. Only the biggest autist on earth would ever main that guy.
No idea why, but my girlfriend's brother has diagnosed autism and absolutely LOVES Captain Falcon.
>>321633340
Those are both great players. I need to watch this Link, holy shit. Link was my main for a while
>>321628501
Is this even a question?
>>321633810
fuck off with your le memes
>>321633879
>everything is a meme meme
>>321632420
Those people don't want to get good with Ganondorf, they just main because of muh disrespect.
>>321628501
Memes aside, I can play falcon dittos in melee exclusively because it's so damn fun. No projectiles either
>>321632420
I play Ganon because I want to play as the god damned King of Evil.
It's perfectly okay to bitch about his shitty recovery because I can't comprehend why the flying magic wizard has trouble grabbing a fucking ledge.
>>321633879
gahahaha, sonic faggot
>>321632865
Pikachu doesn't attract furries, they all go to Lucario
>>321634517
disliking sonic is a meme popularised by le game grumps and the balding college dropouts from Reddit Letter Memeia
>>321634991
Not really. You're just an insecure sonic fan.
>>321634991
>disliking sonic is a meme
no sonic is just garbage
Real niggas play Mewtwo
>>321635742
That's a funny way to spell the Radiant Hero of Legend
EXPAND DOOOOOOOOONG
>>321635968
>hating on donkey kong
I bet you keep getting cargo'd, right?
>>321635968
I fucking love Donkey Kong
>>321628501
>What's the character in any fighting game
But Captain Falcon doesn't appear in any fighting games
>>321634991
Or he's just annoying.
>>321628501
fuck off falcon is fun and a brawler melee only fighter. there should be more characters like falcon and less jap gook sword fighters from your favourite anime shows
>>321629894
>Who wouldn't play as Falcon?
people that like viable characters
>>321629917
Jesus, that art is amazing.
>>321631070
Sakurai made a character that was fast, and had powerful punches with a tall frame. Then realized that falcon fitted this character perfectly, and thus the captain was born. He also made a slow character with a big sword, who had slow but strong attacks, and would later turn this character into Ike.
>>321634991
Sonic isn't a likable character in any way or form, so people who play him just want that relatively easy win
>>321635742
>Real niggas play Mewtwo
My nigga
But still, to main Mewtwo is to enjoy suffering.
>Everyone and their mother can sent you to hell, at 50%
>Play Mewtwo smart, and you take then to hell with you.
It's all fun and games, untill you take a Shadowball to the brain.
>>321636647
>Ike is not FAST and has no swordbeams
Fug
>>321633340
Aggressive Link is kind of fun to watch
>>321636647
>Sakurai made a character that was fast, and had powerful punches with a tall frame
That's right, Smash's proto type was four C.Falcon fighting each other.
I wonder what Smash would have been, if it didn't have Nintendo characters.
Would have still been a fun game, but never see a sequel again because it will never sell as well as the Smashbro with Nintendo characters did.
I wonder how many people hate me based on my character choices, since I play mostly Cap and Ness.
>>321637880
I think people hate you regardless of your character choices
>>321637995
You're probably right, honestly.
You think Smash 6 will have good online? I've already ruled out Smash 5 because it's too big a step to make in one game.
>>321628501
Call me weird but this is the first time I hear Captain Falcon being related to autism.
I always thought the autists only play with King K Rool because of their fetish.
What do people think of Charizard?
>People are still asshurt about Ness' backthrow as if he hasn't always had a super strong back throw since 64
Oh wait I forget half this board is younger than Melee. Stay mad.
>>321638313
Eh, flare blitz being a retard move that is helped by FG lag makes him popular with FG babies but he is ok.
>>321638087
They need to steal some programmers from Namco's A-team that's obviously working on Tekken instead of Smash
I'd rather Sakurai choose Capcom instead of Namco to help develop the game next time though
>>321637405
i still feel like fighting Links in sm4sh is a fucking no-fun chore
Major issue with Falcon is over saturation, so many people play him everyone knows what his weaknesses are, what kill % he is at, how to punish moves. It really hurts him in the meta.
He will never be good for this reason.
>>321638869
Maybe in FG but that s some awful logic everyone should know how to take on Sheik if that's the case given how many people use her at locals and majors
>>321638991
There is very little else Falcon gets when outside of FG, you can still punish the same shit and the addition of platforms makes him worse desu
>>321631070
He uses the falcon punch in the anime thoughand it annihilates fucking everything
https://youtu.be/NN-gvLxF8vg?t=957
This guy will never not king of babies.
>>321638507
I admit that I was one of them.
>>321628501
Ian relax.
>>321638507
Nobody cared about his ridiculous Bthrow in melee/brawl because he was a shit character in both those games. People are complaining now because he has the stronk Bthrow on top being an all around good character
I like Falcon, he's well designed, but I'd like online to be not 90% Falcon shitters with the same cookie cutter things they try. Yes, good job, you figured out that u tilt spikes, and that dashgrab is really strong.
>>321640351
>im not like the other falcons, guys
>>321640381
I don't play Falcon bruv
>favorite character moveset-wise is Mii Gunner
>everyone shits on them for being "spam characters" or being a fucking Mii
>pick Lucas in nonserious matches where Miis aren't allowed because of his ridiculous up taunt
>get called hipster Ness
I just like shooting shit; can't wait for Bayonetta to come out to avoid being shat on constantly
>>321641061
>nonserious matches where Miis aren't allowed
what kind of retardation is this
>>321635247
>>321635740
>Don't give any real reasomn as to why one of the most acclaimed series' of all time sucks
>loll it sux becuz it suxx xDD
thanks for proving me right, retards.
>>321636220
>>321636675
The only reason you think sonic isn't "likeable" is because he has an actual personality and character traits. He's more likeable than shit like mario or donkey kong by default. Besides, what does any of that have to do with sonic's games?
>>321641061
>can't wait for Bayonetta to come out to avoid being shat on constantly
then enjoy being called a bandwagoner and waifufag
>>321639509
I think everyone and their mom knows about that, newfriend.
>>321641897
>Don't give any real reasomn as to why one of the most acclaimed series' of all time sucks
have you tried playing the game
>>321628501
>tr4sh
>fighting game
I would have given you autists a pass if you said melee, but dont try to treat babby's first party game like it's super competitive
>>321641897
Chris-Chan, is that you, you stuttering autist?
>>321638869
If you play the game you know when every character's kill % is, what shitty logic.
>>321642584
>anti-sonic autist, with no reasonable reply to actual infallible logic, begins resorting to more epic memes
you're ten times worse than cwc, thank fucking god idiot retards who hate on things because it's "cool" to do so haven't leaked outside of /v/ yet, else I'd have no idea what i'd do.
I play Falcon, Jiggs, and Dedede. Fight me nerds
>>321640123
So? The point is Ness has always been the Back Throw champ that's his thing, he shouldn't be forced to be a shitty character because he had a strong back throw. Its not like Ness can do anything to guarantee he grabs you besides a close range PK fire which if your getting hit by at that close of a range you deserve it for being bad
>>321641061
play mega man you faggot
>>321642546
>Not competitive
>Has a larger competitive scene than any other fighter excluding melee
>>321628501
>fighting game
Also it's Eddy in Tekken
>person starting out with Smash picks Falcon as a main
>person eventually gits gud
>the player who was attracted to Falcon because of his speedster playstyle comes to realize they've hit a skill ceiling with the Cap and will move on to characters that will allow them further room to improve
>the people left behind are the ones clinging to 'character loyalty' or other such retarded concepts way too hard for one reason or the other. Among these people are the memesters who just can't let go
none of this has anything to do with your FFA fungaems, though. Play whoever you want if you're not looking to win
>>321631070
Sakurai just likely reused the original moveset from the Dragon King Fighter or whatever the prototype was called.
Falcon was chosen because he had regular human proportions like the prototype "characters" and he looked cool.
Falcon Punch was probably called Power Punch or some generic shit at first.
In sure we all know ganondorf mains are the biggest shitters with a few exceptions
>hurr durr muh manly power DISRESPECT uuunnnggghhhhh yeah fuck me with your arab pig cock ganon eeeaaasssyyy monay
>>321628501
>i suck ass and so i must call everyone that beats me an autist
>>321645574
implying ganon bros aren't the most honest mains.
>>321636974
Mewtwo is actually rather decent after 1.1.3but jigglypuff isn't
>>321633810
Literally ruined umebura 20 last night
>>321643621
>look at all the autists that play a game that has 0 depth to learn
>>321643621
And SF
>>321638313
I hate his grab because it feels like it grabs me when it shouldn't. Also I find it strange his forward smash outrange's Ike's.
>>321645974
He said fighting game
>>321639509
Greatest moment in the history of anime
>>321628501
OP cant inb4 you salty faggot
