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Why have western devs insisted on putting this retarded haircut
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Why have western devs insisted on putting this retarded haircut in every fucking game in the last 2 years.

Mullet of the 2010's.
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>>321604475
its hot, the ladies love it
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>>321604641

Too bad people with this haircut only care about getting more BBC in video games
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>>321604475
Its a Hitler Youth cut

Which means its cool, OP
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Bitches dig it especially if you're rocking a full beard with it. You're just one of those guys that can't pull it off so you talk shit to make you feel better.
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Fuck that, why am I seeing THIS haircut everywhere all of the sudden?
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>>321604475
Gay faggot haircuts from a gay faggot game developer. REALLY? you really don't know why?
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ITT: Guys balding.
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>>321607521
Found the trend-following fashion hipster queen faggot.
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>>321604475
It started trending again in Europe, now every idiot in the world has it.
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Sounds like a greasy metalhead is mad people don't think he looks like those "cool" badasses in his LOTR movies.
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it's a good haircut, op. doesn't work with everyone, but can be styled many different ways.

i don't care for this basic one though. in fact, i think you're onto something. i'd rather mullets be in more games.
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>we want the dudebro audience

they also hired bazingirl to come to their game launch
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Business on the top, party on the side
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>>321608250
While you're stuck in your parent's basement, cumming inside a moldy sock I'm out busting in the real thing.
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It's a trendy haircut you fucking neckbeards.

Why don't you leave the dungeon here and there and start caring about your appeal so you can get some pussy.
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>>321607671
MUH
U
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>>321604475
I thought the manbun was the mullet of the 2010s
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>>321612024
The manbun works for minorities. Not white people.

Now everyone is looking like Slater from saved by the Bell.
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>>321608250
i have literally never been as attractive as i am right now thanks to this fucking haircut. stay jelly beta.
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>>321607671
>tfw i know a girl who looks like this semen demon and she wants the D
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>>321612024

I'm still going the man bun.

I am true ronin.
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>>321604475
because they want to be different by looking like everyone else

hipster trash
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>>321604475
The female side cut thing is way worse.
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Because jimmy Darmody from Boardwalk just happened to be a badass character with an awesome haircut in the early year of 2010 and the world at large caught on. Darmody was repping this shit before Pitt ever did in Fury.

This cut has been trending forever; just accept the fact mens hairstyles have returned to your Grandads classic short back n' sides because they look better and need less maitenance and move along.
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>tfw bald at 23 but don't give a fuck because women don't care and I have a kick ass beard
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>>321612393
White people is minority
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>>321612854
>be me
>live in ghetto city
>go to all black school
>super hot slutty mexican girl who has a hood persona
>dating guys left and right
>dies her hair making her look more like shit
>eventually gets the side haircut
>she ends up pregnant with a white guy who plays guitar
>her family hates each other and often have fist fights
>her older sister got knocked 2 years before
>2 gay brothers with another one about to join the circlejerk
>mfw
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>>321604475
I first started seeing it in peaky blinders (pic) and thought it was just a thing that show did but now I am seeing it everywhere.
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This shitty hairstyle is going to look retarded when people see old pictures of it in 20 years, just like other "hip" do's of past decades.
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>>321613702
Wasn't Peaky Blinders before this?
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>>321615368

but you see it in OLD pictures already, it's a classic haircut

just like all trends, these things happen in cycles
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>>321613895
Just like how they don't care about how you're 5'8" because you do lots of squats.
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So I went and killed this asshole after he crashed two airships into the castle. Now I'm stuck because the institute quest won't progress. I looked it up and apparently it's a known issue that if you already kill the BoS then the quest to kill them bugs and won't start. How do I proceed?
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>>321615495

Peaky Blinders started in 2013, Boardwalk Empire in 2010
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>>321615358
I call it "the Bert" since I first saw this haircut in Sesame Street and that movie copied it
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It's fashionable. It's also derrived from military haircuts, which makes sense for that particular character in that particular game.
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>>321615620
console commands
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luckily I work backshift so I don't give a shit what my hair looks like. 20 extra dollars a month in my pocket. gonna suck when i have to reenter the world of the living in a few months.
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It's a fucking high-and-tight.
AKA the haircut literally EVERYONE in the military tends to prefer.
The fact that you fucking civilians all associate it with faggots and hipsters makes me fucking sick.
It fits within dress and appearance regulations while allowing soldiers to retain a little individuality with how they style the top.
Jesus.
It's not even a new thing. Army barbers have been giving people those for decades. DECADES.
I hate you fucking all.
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>>321607671
its funny because its literally a porn star haircut. They shave 1 side of their head so that it never gets in their face during a scene and they never have to worry about it.
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>>321615770
shut the fuck up bill
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>>321615747
Do you know the specifics by any chance? I don't want to skip the mission altogether, I just want the meeting start when I take a goddamn seat.
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>>321615770
lol no, everyone in the military hates the high and stupid. We either go completely bald or grow our hair to the absolute maximum
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>>321615770
It's because faggots and hipsters now all wear it so it's all over the place. And there are more faggots and hipsters than there are people in the military, I guess.
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>>321615770
So blame the faggots and hipsters for stealing it, just like they did with rainbows. I fucking love rainbows but I can't put rainbows on anything because then people will think I'm a fag.
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>>321613895
they do care, just not enough to shut you down just because of it
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>>321604475
>Mullet of the 2010's.

Actually it was already the mullet of the 1920's
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I'm probably gonna go bald doing it, but I always comb my hair back. Always. When my hair is short, I keep it in a corporate sleezebag look.

I always use those two haircuts in games, when given the chance. The former one especially so when I want to make my character look like a criminal. I've been mistaken for a drug addict before because I've got bags under my eyes, and the haircut doesn't help. Getting kicked out of my college campus that day for it sucked.
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>>321615905
Try

SetStage <QuestID> <Quest stage number>

Use the wiki to find the numbers you need.
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>>321616072
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Should I get one? My hair gets really thick but not particularly long. I just knock it to a 3 all across since I'm in shitty florida weather. I thought I'm too meh to pull it off but I was thinking of trying it. Got a trimmed beard too.


But I'm a redhead so that probaly ruins it
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>>321616136
I can't picture what you're describing. Why are drug addicts associated with combed back hair?
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Neckbeards are raging so hard at this because they're balding and have thin as fuck hair

Serves them right not moving an inch for 15+ hours
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>>321616257
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>tfw sjw increases the ratio of test to dht so maybe i'll go bald later
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They all look like talking jars with hair instead of a lid.
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>>321615910
>we
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>That haircut looks stupid. I've been using the same style for 43 years and it's served me well!
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>mfw slav and balding at 19
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>>321604475
I think it looks nice.
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>>321616624
>TheTravelJUST
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>>321616607
my mom's dad is 300% south italian so i am guaranteed to be bald by the time im 35
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>>321606365
/pol/ APPROVED
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>>321616624
lol alright you faggot loser hipster faggot hahaha wedgies
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>>321604475
>want a military cut
>only good short cuts are Tough Enough and Dishonorable discharge
why the fuck are all the short haircuts so fucking nappy, do they think a majority of people with short hair are niggers?
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>>321608107>ITT: Guys who have sense of originality so they sheep of other people like the plebs they are

>ftfy
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>>321616353
Balding, ragged hair. Kinda like this, just not as crappily doodled. Drug addicts tend to not care very well for their bodies, so they look like shit. My hair is naturally wavy, so I can't really control the ragged look all that well. The ones with long hair usually have their face visible.

I find it funny as shit in games. Nothing beats looking like a crack addict in games, since people always come to me looking for a laugh. Made a lot of legit friends in games like this.
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>Taking fashion advice from /v/
>Taking ANY advice from /v/
May as well talk to a bum about your financing.
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>>321616743
Wat?
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WHY DO SOME BALD AND SOME CAN GROW THICK AS FUCK LONG HAIR AND DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WITH IT

IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>321616142
Thanks, it looks like I may have to do this.
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>>321604475
>Being literally this out of touch
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For some reason I kept thinking this guy was what would happen if /fa/ and /fit/ had a lovechild.

What kind of hair cut is that?
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>>321615971
>caring what people think
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>>321617493
I get his more because nigga got scars on the sides of his head, any hair there wouldn't grow.
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It's popular now.

Soon we'll remember it the same way we remember pic related.
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>>321617707
Lmao
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>>321604475

BoS are literal nazis

real subtle there Bethesda lmao
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>>321617493
His (and his henchman) haircut was my one gripe with the expansion.

>>321617584
Hair wouldn't grow at the scar, but the rest of the side of his head would. With long enough hair you wouldn't even see the scar/bald spot.
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>>321604475
I find it hilarious that this board of neckbearded manchildren actually has the audacity to critiqe anyone's fashion sense. How are you any of you going to know what fashion is when you spend most of your time shitposting on /v/ about video games you don't play?
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>>321617825
They're some pretty thick scars though, with how much your hair would move around from the wind it'd be easy to see something's fucked up with his head.
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>>321616962
don't bother taking advice from /fa/ either
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>>321617707
Believe it or not, that hairstyle is getting popular again.
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how to know if you're balding or have high forehead?

what is the acceptable height between the top of hairline and eyebrows?
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>>321618170
Where?
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>>321618171
Just whatever works with your face man.
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>>321618285
among the "fashionable"

/fa/
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>>321618515
those fuckers are pathetic
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>>321610473
Yeah in mans asses

Cuz u gay
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>>321618101
>>321618101
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>>321604475
The all mighty leader, Kim Jong Un requires all North Korean men to cut their hair in the same style as his own.
It must be that or maybe they just really love the '90s boy bands.
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