Ambassador Anon, when we agreed to secretly furnish your planet's governments with computer technology in the 1950s, we did so with the understanding that you would develop this technology to eventually produce a good Stargate video game. Yet, to our knowledge, no such game exists. Please explain.
>>321591780
Because IP holders are stupid
Sorry, sir. We need another game industry crash. Just like the one you secretly caused after the E.T. video game made all you AYY LMAOs look bad. Just hit the "reset" button one more time; crash the industry hard enough to make the normies move on to other things, and video games should start becoming good again. Only then we can start hoping for a Stargate game that isn't balls.
>>321591780
Well Asgard what is your ideal stargate game?
Mine would probably be a fallout NV/VtMB type of game I suppose.
It's a hard series to adapt and no longer unique and neat since it's like twenty years old.
>>321591780
>Asgard
>Tau'ri
>Capable of making good video games
>>321591780
>Third person view with 3 other mates can be either AI controlled or player controlled.
>Open world once you cross gate
>Each time you cross is a random stage (out of 50) except for the "main story stages" that are available from the start (However certain actions you take in the random stages will affect the difficulty of main stages and the ending)
>Different objectives for each world: From "Kill all that moves" to "Fetch quests"
>Vehicle stages
>>321592164
>tfw no ayy lmaos to crash it and make games great again
>>321593852
>Goa'uld
You didn't even invent video games, you just stole them from another race.
Goold
>>321593852
Why Ba'al had to be so fucking sexy?
>>321591780
>Isometric RPG with combat and diplomacy elements.
>4X with early game stargate travel and late game spaceship travel
>Squad based tactical shooter with diverse characters and optional AYYLMAO party members
>there will NEVER EVER be a good stargate game
let it end
>tfw the best Stargate game was Garry's Mod RP
>>321594634
>Implying human video games wouldn't be stuck in the 8-bit era if they hadn't dug up the Ancient Arcade in Antarctica
>Implying every human video game isn't just a rehash off an Ancient's Collector's Edition stash
>>321594980
Because he's the one true god. Why else?
>>321594202
>Read about aliens in hearts of iron 2
>Get a link to the paradox forums
>Literally same pic, but censored the swastika
>>321596110
Why is the 304 so fucking sexy
>>321591780
I wish we could get XCOM: Stargate SG-1 Edition. It would be so nice. Stupid IP holders.
>>321596924
That doesn't sound like a hard thing to make for a devoted modding community.
>>321594185
Maybe but you killed the idea with the words 'fetch quest'.
>>321595701
Shit, shit, shit. Your ideas are the worst.
>>321594980
Because his actor is literally good at everything he's ever tried in life.
Look up Cliff Simon's biography. It's quite amazing.
>>321597325
>any quest were you take an item from point a to be is instantly bad because I don't like them
>you ideas are bad because I say so
>>321596924
>XCOM/Jagged Alliance with a SG-1 Skin
Oh sweet Jesus.
>>321597468
>at he was the best at gymnastic and swimming in south Africa by the age of 15
>got into the British International Swimming Squad
>got qualified for the 84 Olympics
>quit it because he wanted more
>went back to south Africa and joined the air force
>got the highest athletic award given in the air force
>go to work at a hotel after all that
>main attraction in the hotel gets injured and he steps in to replace him
>shit keeps escalating till he performs in the Moulin Rouge
>Becomes a model
>Wins Mr South Africa 92
>gets an offer as an extra on a TV show
>people like him so much in the role they make him a regular for six years
>moves to US
>lands ba'al as a guest character
>they make him a recurring one
Christ this dude is a fucking Mary sue
