What is the worst game you have ever played?
>>321585875
Jak 2 is a shit game with buggy controls, no lock on, and ridiculous checkpoint locations / difficulty spikes. Overall I thought the game was pretty good and I'm glad to have played it for you all.
Metal Gear Solid V has the worst story out of any metal gear game, with 80 hours of shit and 12 hours of good gameplay. Overall I thought the game was pretty good and I'm glad to have played it for you all.
that's a tough question...
Saints Row 2 i think but there may have been worse
>>321587058
>mfw I created a copycat poster
>>321587565
how come?
Megaman X7. I bought that shitstain at full price.
>>321585875
Dark Souls has terrible hit detection, bullshit difficulty, random bosses that are impossible to predict, clunky controls, and buggy game mechanics. Overall I thought the game was pretty good and I'm glad to have played it for you all.
>>321585875
I honestly don't remember becuase whatever it was, I put in in the depths of my mind.
>>321585875
some flash game from newgrounds when I was 12
>>321585875
>link to any video in a DSP playthrough
Constant complaints about non-issues, burping, swearing, and occasional seal-like laughing/clapping
>link to any final video in a DSP playthrough
"Overall I thought the game was pretty good and I'm glad to have played it for you all."
How does this guy have money and a girlfriend???
>>321587565
What?
Saint's Row 2 was one of the best games I have played of that genre, it was miles better than GTA IV and was actually fun. You must be retarded or something, SR2 is objectively a great game. Then it went to shit when they started with the random and ridicolous funny bullshit and nonsense.
>>321588895
Literal man children that live just to downvote and cherrypick his videos
>>321585875
Bloodbourne has a horrible frame rate, dumbed down mechanics, edgy designs and no PC port. Overall I thought the game was pretty good and I'm glad to have played it for you all.
>>321588895
He just has fun playing games
>>321585875
Sonic '06.
Boom definitely looks more bland (I've never played it), but 06 is literally a beta.
>>321588990
>a lack of self-awareness & a severe intellectual disability
>>321589028
Hi Phil.
>>321589042
>>321588648
>>321587058
>>321586808
*clears throat* Okay.
>>321585875
Sunset Riders has racist character designs, autistic difficulty and bugged jumping mechanics. Overall I thought the game was pretty good and I'm glad to have played it for you all.
My name is Susan & I have bipolar disorder.
>>321589091
I've seen playthroughs of Sonic 2006, and it's pretty hilarious how blatantly unfinished the game is, like how when Shadow gets into a vehicle, he jumps straight up and then teleports into the vehicle.
>>321589278
How can one man clear his throat so much in such a short lapse is beyond me
>>321587058
Even if he didn't say that, he is right.
>>321585875
Dark Souls 2 has artificial difficulty, bugged rolling mechanics, and shitty lag. Overall I thought the game was pretty good and I'm glad to have played it for you all.
>all those faggots shitting on him on the black cocks 3 stream
Jesus Christ, it was all niggers and spergs. SOK is autistic.
i payed full price for this.
and Too Human.
i like to think i learned my lesson since then though.
>>321589581
he actually said it in his review of it. It's probably the only accurate thing he has ever made.
If we're being fully serious and this isn't just a thread to shitpost about dsp then Bulletwitch comes to mind straight away, what a fucking bag of wank that game was. Zero redeeming features.
>>321589736
I recently found out the guy who helped make this also helped make Silent Hill Downpour.
>Objectively the worst game
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. I downloaded it from /rs/ years ago back when Megaupload still existed, and it really is the most unfinished project ever released.
>Subjectively the worst game
Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. I hate how it fucked up one of the franchises I liked the most as a kid.
>>321585875
Worst original: Vampire Rain.
Worst sequel: Sacred 3
Worst re-release: San Andreas Remastered
Worst port: DA: Inquisition (on 360)
>>321590980
>I started gaming 5 years ago
>>321589843
why hasn't anybody stopped him!
>>321590616
>now
>>321591110
I've been playing video game since 98. It's only been in the last 5 years that video games have turned into complete shit for me.
I can't think of any game in the last 5 years that I sincerely enjoyed.
>>321585875
Dragon Age 2
>>321591324
>implying you wouldn't be blocked
Just answer "Hey Phil, how's your daughter?". Guaranteed he'll hang up.
Jaws NES or Paperboy SNES
>>321591512
nah, what would happen is Phil would try to hang up but keep pressing speakerphone or some shit, then would complain about the phones' bad controls and buggy button mechanics.
>>321591743
Wow dude nothing I could do. Okay.
Complete nonsense.
The wonderful 101 is high up there but knowing platinumfags will defend it to no end, id say mario and sonic at the olympic games
>>321592252
Cockadookie bullshit, mumblefuck nonsense.
What is your favorite "this is how you don't play..." series?
It's my favorite let's play
>>321592252
>>321592005
*snort* *burp*
If you don't like my content, then don't fucking watch it. Simple.
>>321592413
>>321592398
I DIDN'T DO THAT COME ON MAN
>>321592401
The Grand Theft Auto ones are pretty great. Shadows of Mordor is good too.
>>321592443
WOOOOOOW DUDE. BUGGED NAMEFAG MECHANICS. COME OOOON. OKAY.
Galactic Hitman. I've played a lot of shitty steam games, but this is by far the worst. Literal shit
>>321592443
but dsp-kun, i do like it!
>>321592443
If you don't like my opinions just don't look at them. Simple.
>>321592401
Talos Principle shows how inept at simple puzzles he is
MGS and Thief for how shit at stealth
honestly, most are classics lol
>>321592294
I'll defend M&S olympic jumbo-king what the fuck is wrong with you? Put the wonderful 101 copies sold in that place dude.
>>321585875
I wish i knew but i can't help but try to find something good about every game I've played
>>321585875
Fun fact: If you watch TIHYDP videos from the beginning, you will see the degrade of DSP over the years and how he has became lazier, stupider and trying to beat every game in record time.
>>321592443
It's like watching a trainwreck. It's so horrific that it becomes entertaining.
See Dunning-Kruger for an explanation of DSP's gaming abilities.
>>321585875
Thank you, you worthless humans for the views!
>>321592443
Watching DSP's streams with /v/ was fun, we should do that again.
>>321593098
pls no bully dsp :(
>>321592401
The pre-stream ones are still the best on account that he couldn't be hand held to progress. The perfect example of just how inept this dude is. Albeit streaming did accompany facecam to display the literal moment his brain would explode in "tough" spots.
Stop making fun of Phil or you will be banned from the stream chat!
>>321593223
That stream was fun as fuck. Almost shat myself towards the end.
>>321593098
I posted "Merry Christmas to you fellow worthless humans" in his chat yesterday, and was banned less than ten seconds later.
>>321587058
I fucking hated MGS5 as a long term fan
I almost still cannot believe the reception it got
the absolute epitome of fanboyism delusion
>>321585875
Here's a real answer.
>>321593432
most people hate it besides those who had that game be their first MG.
>>321585875
Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
>>321585875
>Last remaining nazi
>Gotta start Popeyes - asscreed liberation
I love DSP
Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson.
Levels looked the same a lot of the time and the gameplay wasn't that fun at all. I can't say anything about the story since I dropped it before I beat that part of the game. Only good thing was the fanservice.
I can't remember the name, but it was a rhythm game for the PS2. It was very Japanese and had these weird cutest characters running around the stage hitting circles. It was so terrible.
>>321593432
It should've been only the first act with a more dense sandbox, ground zeroes level of outposts and Venom going fucking insane
>DSP used his dead friends to make money
>DSP cut ties with his friends because they didn't wanna youtube with him
>DSP has gotten worse and worse at video games over the years
>Closer and closer to bankruptcy
What a trainwreck of a human being.
>>321594019
used dead friends to make money? cut friends cause they didnt wanna youtube? wtf, when was this? I need to update my knowledge on DSP lore
>>321589028
It's amazing how pathetic DSP haters are, despite DSP himself being pretty pathetic.
I mean, instead of just moving on and watching other LPers, they just waste their lives shitting on this one guy. I think that what they're doing is counter-intuitive to what they want: actual legitimate criticism of DSP gets buried under their own bullshit nitpicking and pointing out stuff that DSP does that other LPers are guilty of.
>>321591360
Yuck. You're a fucking faggot, dude.
>>321594019
I feel like DSP doesn't know what hes doing half the time, or is unaware of his surroundings. I wouldn't really blame it on him.
>>321594295
Or as Howard said, DSP has watched too much WWE. When you look at the drama surrounding DSP, you'll come to find out that it's majorly caused by DSP, his actions and what he says and is very vocal about the drama and wanting to stay away from it.
>>321594243
Yeah, I know. I really haven't been happy playing video games as of late. I've just been forcing myself to play them, I don't think I even like them anymore.
I was working on a turn-based RPG for a few months, but now I just get high and watch porn whenever I'm not at work. Life's a fucking bitch.
>>321594212
I don't hate DSP, i love how much he fucks up at everything he attempts, his horrible cooking skills, dependence on fast food, hoarding, and terrible relationships. It is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion; mesmerizing.
>>321594502
I think he meant Youtube comments-tier people, not Schadenfreude guys
>>321594502
I guess that's how a lot of /v/ feels about him as well.
YouTube, on the other hand...
>>321585875
Recently, like within the last ten years.
Magicka.
That game is truly awful. I don't give two shits if they fixed it or something, when I played it, I had zero fun even with friends.
Fucking terrible piece of garbage.
>>321585875
Gone Home.
>>321594502
This. I can't believe people actually rage and swear him to hell. He's fantastically entertaining at least in montages.
>>321594901
yeah, never watch the full stuff. Montages (especially the ones with comments spliced in) are the cream of the crop.
>>321594502
>tfw I actually enjoyed him when he was still really popular
Sad to see him go down like this.
Life.
>>321594502
The reason why DSP is like this it's because he lost trust by getting fired on the job he work hard to obtain all his life and instead of being a man and find another he thought that playing vidya was the best way to go. I feel bad for the guy , he burned bridges with most of his friends and probably will go in the streets and nobody deserves that
>>321585875
Sonic 2006.
I wonder: Did anyone who play that game actually buy any of the DLC (Very Hard mode or Tails/Blaze/Omega levels) for it?
>>321595384
I know. I get a bit saddened when I think about what his future is going to be like. Terrible resume, no contacts or support structure, no girlfriend (will get dumped once no more leeching can be done), debt from recent move, declining views/income. He is so fucked.
>>321592443
WOW
O
W
>watching the TIHYDP bloodborne DLC
>he died 57 times to ludwig then quit the game
Velvet Assassin
>>321594212
WTF I didn't do that!!! Bugged Implying Mechanics!!!!
>>321596086
This is stupid okay. There's a lot of other games I rather play right now and this isn't one of them. Okay. I'm having a great time with WWE 2k16 okay. This is no form should be the very first boss of the DLC okay. I could beat him if I really wanted to but I just don't want to do it okay. This isn't fun. Okay. I could beat him but dying over and over isn't fun. Okay.
>>321595420
>Sonic 06 Very Hard Mode
>Tails/Blaze/Omega levels
Jesus
What are those even like, especially the Very Hard mode. The GAME itself is hard mode.
>>321596086
What makes it hilarious is that he's overleveled while he's doing this. He just has absolutely no skill, he cheesed his way through the game.
When he's encountered with a challenge that requires you to be gud, he can't do it. Maybe he should have grinded to 200.
>>321595619
He should really brand the TIHYDP name and embrace it just like the king of "HATE" shtick. I don't get why he has never done this but to be fair he ain't the sharpest tool in the sheed
I played half of Sonic Chronicles. I think I've played worse games, or rather "tried" them, but I've not entertained one so considerably as Sonic Chronicles. I actually attempted to "play" play that motherfucker.
>>321588648
Why are you such a dope. is that your shtick
>done youtube for seven years or more
>has never been able to break 200,000 subscribers
I see children's minecraft channels get more subscribers after a month or two than DSP has gained in his entire lifetime.
>>321585875
Probably shadow the hedgehog.
>>321597663
Bugged taste mechanics
>>321585875
Super Mario Galaxy 2. It took everything great about 1 and took a shit on it. Open, atmospheric galaxys? Gone. Remotely interesting hub-world? Gone. Memorable bosses? Gone.
They streamlined everything and turned every level into a soul-less gimmick playground. Where were the Buoy Base Galaxies or the Honeyhive Galaxies? There were none, they were replaced with linear platforming tripe.
>>321594212
DSP sock confirmed.
Dude if you want to suck cock why don't you go to a gay bar. Yer more likely to be appreciated and less likely to get a disease.
>>321597835
I like the foundation of that game, I really do. There's a solid action adventure game with branching path progression somewhere in it, but it also tries to be a Sonic game so it feels disjointed and it generally lacks polish across the board. To me, Shadow was less fundamentally bad and more like it didn't receive the effort it deserved. Well, that and the story and dialogue is hilariously contrived and edgy.
>>321592401
Assassins Creed Liberation
A lot of good editing and great highlights which show classic DSPisms ("bugs", "I didn't do THAT!", seal laughing, racism, singing, etc)
Any AAA title
>>321593432
>I fucking hated MGS5 as a long term fan
This. The only fucks who I think its great are the komidrones and the faggots who've never played.
>>321598314
AAA games were actually good a decade ago. It's only been since about 2008 or so that they've really started going to shit.
>>321593519
Say that again but not in a stupid manor
>>321585875
Blacksite: Area 51. The only reason I rented it is because I remember seeing the trailers back in the day for the Area 51 game for PS2 and I assumed this was going to be as awesome as those trailers.
>>321596086
I don't know if I should thank Ludwig for keeping DSP from something he doesn't deserve or hate him for stopping a great source of keks.
>>321585875
Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This At Home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3bFaY5zOOg&feature=youtu.be&t=480
dsp is a fucking god
Probably Resident Evil 6. It's so awful compared to the ones before it. I don't think I'll ever finish that game.
>>321597121
No, didn't you hear he's actually gotten better at the souls games since DaS1
>>321599113
I played it with a friend once and absolutely despised it. Part of me wants to give it another go to see if it really is as bad as I recall it being but fuck if I'm spending more than like a dollar on it if I do.
>>321585875
mass effect 3. for a variety of reasons, mostly meta.
>>321599087
Best DSP moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk
>>321585875
hard to say. cant really say a game is the worst unless i play it.
but i know a game is shit before i invest enough time into it
worst game i've played this year is lords of the fallen
Sonic Boom?
>>321599514
Tbf I'm British and don't have a fucking clue where the states in North America go
>>321588895
the guy doesn't even play video games for fun
>>321585875
Home. You niggas shit on Gone Home for not being a girl all the time but Home is such a less game than Gone Home it even has less words in the title.
>>321599707
I can't name all of the countries in Europe, nor the provinces in Canada. As an American though, there is no excuse for not knowing your states -- or at least the location of the UK.
Again, I'm not 100% on some of the eastern European countries, but I knew where all of those countries went -- and I never took a class in school that taught me that.
>>321599514
To his merit, I don't know where most of Europe's countries are. I would've probably failed that test myself. I haven't had to recall geographical information on that scale since the 7th grade.
Holy shit this was a horribly made game, which is a shame to because I loved the game before it.
>>321593432
I can forgive the lackluster story.
I can forgive the empty maps with copy pasted outposts.
But what I absolutely can not forgive is all the filler shit in it. I probably spent about 20 hours just watching chopper animations in that damn game because it has to drag everything out for as long as possible.
>>321600004
Are you American? Seriously, how does someone in their 30s not know at least Europe? (not even European btw)
hard to say. I played a lot of bad games and were bad for various reasons.
and one offs that are not on this list include:
Time & Eternity
Cross x Edge
Last Rebellion
Rengoku 2
Rondo of Swords
i got instantly kicked from his stream chat
its funnny how he always likes to bring up views and how they are low, so that means we have to give money through patreon.
such a fuckin narcissist
>>321600164
>MGS 2
I thought that was the best MGS?
>>321599707
>tfw I'm American and I've been able to name every European country by location since elementary school, even San Marino, Andorra, and Liechtenstein
I think I might have autism
>>321600149
I'm in my 20's but yes, I'm American.
Star Ocean 4 is so bad it's offensive
This.
http://youtu.be/YH0QTOg4P0c
>>321600260
>I thought that was the best MGS?
worst story
worst gameplay
worst payable character (who gets better in sequels)
>>321600359
ok then, I guess at least you have an excuse. Your education system sucks, just like with DSP.
>>321600383
The story is bad. Gameplay I found to be really enjoyable. Green Megaman a best.
>>321600250
This is the same guy who cries when the chat isnt focused 100% on him.
He was crying during MKX because people in the stream were having a good time chatting with each other instead of talking about his win. He's literally an autistic manchild.
>>321600260
People only praise it because it's "deep".
>>321596086
funny because i helped a noob ass bitch kill him, and this noob ass bitch was ng+2 and he was just in the corner while i solo'd him
dsp is a fucking joke
DUDE IT'S GLITCHED
WELL FUCK THIS
HA-HA-HA-HA
NICE FUCKING GLITCH
OH MY GOODNESS
YES YES
>>321599707
>hurr Americans are stupid.
It's pretty much the same. The U.S. is fucking huge but Americans know were which states are. The thing is that Europeans are so fucking arrogant that they think that Americans should know everything they're taught as well as what we'r're taught.
>>321600840
We're*
>>321600840
Europeans have a severe inferiority complex. They're just as retarded & twice as ugly as Americans.
>>321601003
Exactly
>>321599707
well yeah theres 51 fuckin states to memorize compared to 25 or so ?
The problem with DSP is that people actually use his videos on whether or not the game is good or not.
Him sucking shit at the game because of his own idiocy is going to make the game look bad.
>>321601159
Bait
>>321585875
have you done your part yet /v/? he needs us.
>>321601095
61 second difference
samefag detected
also, reading comprehension much? the comment said that it was the same case for them, where he didn't know America at all (as a european), moron.
>>321585875
Welcome to my filter tripidiot!
>>321601246
well its easy to forget america states, they all sound like they are made burping.
everything in europe is memorable compared to america
>>321601550
Holy shit you're stupid
>>321600840
Lol you're either retarded or misunderstood, because your a retard
>>321601887
how so? What am I wrong about?
>>321601397
of course, the real question is: did you get a signed shirt?
At least when the bottom falls out on DSP Gaming, Phil will be able to fall back on being the Gerber baby.
>>321585875
Pink Sweets. You cannot 1CC that game unless you cheat to get unlimited lives and the rank system is absolutely bullshit. You can't lower the fucking rank. It just feels like a poorly made shmup.
>>321601980
The entire statement
>>321602020
Holy fuck! I missed out on that! How much dawg?
>>321602068
Original Post: Tbf I'm British and don't have a fucking clue where the states in North America go
Statement analysis: Is European. Does not know anything about North America.
Followup:>hurr Americans are stupid.
It's pretty much the same. The U.S. is fucking huge but Americans know were which states are. The thing is that Europeans are so fucking arrogant that they think that Americans should know everything they're taught as well as what we'r're taught.
Statement Analysis: Europeans are arrogant because they act as though they have better educational standards.
Original statement claims the opposite, so complete contradiction.
Then you agree to that contradiction, and I called you out on it. Proceed to you getting BTFO and taking a nonsensical stance against basic logic using simplistic attacks [>>321601887]
TL;DR: You are wrong.
>>321602089
If you have to ask how much, you can't afford it.
>>321602089
20 dollar patreon pledge, not sure if there will be any left
I just beat Afterfall InSanity, and that might be one of the worst games I've played. The fucking third boss can spawn infinite ghosts that are hard as shit to kill and before you know it the whole screen is covered in ghosts.
>>321602473
Damn, >>321602068 stopped posting. Must have gotten "BTFO" lol. Nice work anon.
>>321595362
Yep.
My least favorite games of all time are definitely Silent Hill Homecoming and Downpour, they are fucking shit stains that killed the best series of all time.
aliens colonial marines
sonic 06
>>321585875
Claymates on SNES
first game i played so much, my eyes bled
fuck you interplay
and the reason i played a shitty game so much was because BACK THEN we RENTED GAMES. its like redbox, but you went to a store and all the fun games were always out of stock.
>>321601397
i mean even if you don't like dsp he's much more entertaining to us without a "real job"
>>321599392
This is how I feel everytime. I install it, take a breath,
>'okay, let's try it again'
>start Chris' chapter,
>15 mins in just quit the game.
I love the awful RE spins off like survivor, deadaim, but something about RE6 makes me hate it.
>>321600149
Nobody in this country knows nothing or anything about europe or the world, even if we're at war with them. We have problems already trying to memorize our 50 states, not even 90% of americans can even name our territories or half of canada's provinces. Everything else is just overkill.
Space Station 13.
>Shit controls
>Shit interface
>Good idea turned to shit by turning it into a game
>Shit community
>Game based completely on community, which as stated before is shit.
>Shit online
And the worse part is
>Tell any fan of the game's flaws, ANY of them, even the objectively quantifiable ones
>Met with "HURR YOU JUST SUCK AT IT LEARN TO READ THE MANUAL DURR"
Any game you have to read an entire fucking wiki on to play instead of just learning by playing is an objectively bad game.Second place goes to an NES game called Time Lords, which is literally impossible without cheat devices.
>>321604518
How sad.
>>321585875
frontline:fuels of war
