>Miss: "noob"
>Bodyshot: "noob"
>Headshot: "Nice hack kid, Get banned"
>>321574902
ADMIN ABUSE
>>321574965
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>Vs. Saxton server
>Use rage on last scout
>"rage noob"
>joining quake live server
>lead blue team to the lead in freeze tag
>vote for kicking anon
> 5 to 3 vote yes
>getting kicked
>Banned
>Reason: killing admin
>banned
>reason: "disrespecting the fine lady"
white knight admins. not even once
>Retard runs into the middle of nowhere where everyone can see him.
>"Wooooow it took 5 of you to kill me."
>idiot runs into traffic and gets steamrolled
>"damnit medic, where were you?"
>Fly helicoptor sideways so that gunner can get full view of battlefield to kill enemies
>"why are you flying sideways retard?"
>Join some minecraft server wayyyyy back in the day
>Pretend to be autistic and friendly to fit in
>meanwhile I was building underground caves loaded with TNT under some autistic project these spergs were working on, in some parts i'd hollow out a structure and stuff it with TNT and cover it up to not be noticeable
>Think they were building some giant space station and a ground base HQ town
>Back in the days before people were that autistic enough to check everywhere under their houses and they couldn't see through walls
>Would log on after barely anyone was online, spent days rigging everything
>Wait until everyone's there one day
>Trigger the fuses
>Everything explodes everyone dies everything in pieces
>Mods complain they have to start all over (before backups were a thing I guess?)
>Everyone insanely pissed, some people just leave the server our of frustration
>Try to play along
>"I don't know who did this, but we can be sure of one thing. He was an absolute genius, and probably very handsome"
>Banned from server
This was a long ass time ago,I've tried to do this recently and everything's changed. There's like safety modes, wallhack/xray vision for mods that prevent this stuff, and instant backups.
No more fun ever again
>banned
>reason: covering sprays
>>321574902
>Misread stats on item drop during dungeon and click 'Need'
>"Omg, look at this fucking ninja noob!"
>Kicked instantly with no chance to defend yourself even though you could trade the item for someone who needs it
>banned
>reason: spamming rockets
>>321577272
>see fag hit need on an item he doesn't even need or can't use
>wait a bit to see if it was a mistake, no one complains
>decide to hit need as well in hopes of fucking him over and maybe give it to someone who actually needs it
>FUCK YOU ANON YOU NINJA FAG
>Banned
>Reason: Nobody is allowed to kill me on my server
>''Fuck, gg guys.''
>banned
>reason: swearing
RIP thread, GG
