You walk into a gamestop and a borderline autistic guy memes at you.
How do you respond /v/?
Take out either a katana or box cutter, kill him and say pshhhh nothing personal kid
>>321555480
i walked into gamestop today and there was a line wrapping around the store so i did a 360 and walked away
I tell him to stop staring and remind myself not to wear white again when it's raining.
>>321555694
>personal
fucking newfag
>>321555480
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ignore him because he is a autist.
>>321555916
>personnel
There you happy you pansy?
laser cheese
>>321555480
double meme him back
>>321555480
Haha, y-you too.
I befriend him, come over to his house, and rob him of his amiibo collection to sell on eBay.
"Did you get lost from your mom again?"
>My hometown gamestop
>Guy in his 50's who's been gaming since the magazines gave you pages of code you had to punch in yourself
>Average but super friendly guy
>Dudebro who's genuinely trying his best even though a lot of things he says is "that kid" territory
>Scrawny chick who's voice always sounds like she's going to burst into tears at any moment
>Somewhat chubby blonde girl who genuinely knows her shit and isn't a gamurrrrr gurrrrl but constantly gets called out by autismos because she forgets stupid shit like how to pronounce certain Pokemon names
I have more problems with the other customers than I do the employees, holy shit I love everyone there.
>Day or two before Christmas
>Some black family left their big ass hummer running in front of the door so it's blowing smoke into the building every time someone comes in
>Fatass dad bitching about "where da modded exbawkses, I know ya'll prawblee buyumup alladatime"
>Son whining because they don't have the upgraded card swipes that let you use android pay
>I just want to get my little sister this dumb minecraft toy and the pink yarn Yoshi
>This goes on for almost twenty minutes before they have a different chimpout at the cop who's ticketing them for illegal parking
I say "SJW" and watch him get a stroke
>>321556493
This, you can't show fear
I step away from the mirror.
