Find a flaw.
>>321525348
She's not sitting on my face.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=resting+bitch+face
>>321525348
Shit moveset
>>321525348
I masturbate to this slut because she reminds me of a girl that dumped me
thanks mr SFM
>>321525348
She's not real :(
>>321525348
Twilight Princess.
She isn't stepping on my dick and calling me a worthless pig right this instant.
>>321525348
Her brown hair signifying that her ancestors, possibly Ocarina of Time Zelda, became unworthy of being descended/reincarnated from Hylia by committing genocide against the Gerudo, turned their sacred temple into a giant prison, and made sure there were no more Gerudo ANYWHERE.
Yadda yadda yadda Japan, blonde hair, divinity, they somehow lost it. Blah blah blah.
>>321525348
She's literally the worst character in the game and she's the only girl who doesn't show skin around the legs.
>>321527221
lol, you might have aspergers.
>>321527606
You might be underage and browsing wrong sites
back to reddit
>>321526417
This, I need to be dominated by Zelda badly.
she'snotRosalina
>>321525348
Isn't she an elf?
>>321530362
I used to be like you. Then I wised up to the better princesses.
Not SS Zelda
>>321527221
Telma is probably of Gerudo descent, though.
>>321530895
Congrats, you idolize fanart that's not even remotely similar to the actual source.
>>321527571
>the worst character in the game
I think you've confused her with Ganondorf or Samus.
Though Ganon at least has been getting buffs out the ass.
>>321525348
Low res, mirrored texturing.
>>321525348
she not peach
>implying anyone can ever match peach
>implying peach wasnt sculpted form the ground up for sex
>>321532401
People who say Samus is the worst in the game are bad at the game
Stuck with Nintendo
Lost the ability to turn into a good character,
>>321532353
So you're saying you LIKE your princesses wearing granny's nightgown? All Rosalina has going for her is the hair.
>>321525348
It's not the Hyrule Warriors version.
>>321525348
Her eyes are not really round.