>add a cute girl on steam to play vidya with
>too shy to approach her in order to play
How do I /v/? Why have I become such a faggot?
>girl
>>321516072
>girl
>girl
>girl
>>321516072
>Hey, wanna play some vidya gaems?
>>What do you want to play? ;)
>Huuuh.... You choose
>>OK, let's play Portal 2
Was it that hard?
>>321516072
>add cute boy on steam to play vidya with
>too shy to approach him in order to play
How do I do /v/?
>Implying it's actually a girl
Assume it's a nasty overweight dude
>>321516072
even if its a girl there are already hundrets already who befriended with her
>>321516486
Stop being a beta cuck and just fucking ask him if he wants to play a videogame with you? Then you start talking about more stuff.
Goddammit is it so fucking hard?
>>321516072
>Girl
Even on the 0.01/100 chance its actually a girl and not some pervert, The chances are actually slimmer that you will even have the same tastes.
Why would you even bother with a woman you cant have sex with anyways, You might as well just watch porn.
>>321516507
True
There's one thing I learned while watching Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru: If someone is extremely nice to you at first glance, they are like that to everyone they ever, ever meet. It's not a "true" feeling, just artificial.
>>321516072
tfw try to teach girlfriend dota, and she runs under towers to die... tfw get impatient and slap her... tfw she gets turned on and sucks my dick
>>321516072
>not already having a qt3.14 fuccboi that you bought from a sexslave auction in thailand to play vidya with
>>321516608
>There's one thing I learned while watching Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru: If someone is extremely nice to you at first glance, they are like that to everyone they ever, ever meet. It's not a "true" feeling, just artificial.
I should like to believe I act like this. I'm glad to know that everybody else deems my behaviour as artificial, then.
>>321516608
>There's one thing I learned while watching Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru:
Nigga, you weeb as fuck
>>321516608
>Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru
Holy crap, why those animus have names so ridiculously big?
>>321516120
>>321516293
>>321516367
>>321516396
>>321516502
>>321516578
I hope you autists are being ironic, because you're so fucking wrong.
>girl
>>321517005
Watashi no Tomodachi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui?
>>321517057
>girl
>>321516072
no girls on the internet etc.
but really, it's normal to feel that way. you just need to proceed in spite of feeling fear.
JUST DO IT ANON. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.
>>321516072
>girl
Fake and gay
Kill yourself my nigger.
>>321516794
women are insane, I tried to teach my ex to play wow and she was panicing all the time and afraid of failing, in the end she just couldnt play with me out of fear of disappointment, but then in bed loved to be abused, it was ridiculous, emotionally hypersensitive but sexually brutal
>>321517005
>>321516998
Yeah, I used to think those anime with long name were weird as fuck and made for weebs, but that's not even true. This one has a long name because it has a meaning, something like "My youth romantic comedy is wrong as I expected". It's about some socially awkward guy that refuses to walk with the big groups and popular people because he despises them. He's actually very based and can easily read people, so most times he can tell who is being nice because they were "programmed" to be nice to everyone and when their niceness is actually legit.
It's pretty good and I can totally see most of /v/, /a/ and /r9k/ at the protagonist. Even myself. Also, it is called by the fans as "Oregairu". Pic related.
>>321516072
Do the nico nico nii dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E0njlxfZ54
>>321517005
>>321517109
Holy crap, for a country that excels in creating diminutive girls, they sure do like extensive titles.
>>321517329
>Yeah, I used to think those anime with long name were weird as fuck and made for weebs, but that's not even true.
Nigga, It ain't bout that. I seen dem long ass name animes as well. You just don't have to write it full is all. Makes you weeb as fuck. I hope you googled it before. Like if I wanna say
Watashi no Tomodachi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui.
I'll say that Watamote spin-off.
>>321517587
I didn't remember the small name so I just checked my browser history and copied the full name
>>321517587
That anime stuff is fine and all, but:
>Nigga, It ain't bout that. I seen dem long ass name animes as well
I can actually hear your niggerness, how black are you?
>>321517752
I'm slav trash actually from Europe. I just like to write like a baboon from time to time if I think it would add flavor to my post.
![[Nico nii intendifying].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ji2p5Fy.jpg "[Nico nii intendifying].jpg")
>>321516072
Just bee yourself :^)
>>321516072
Unfriend her. Woman who don't make the first move are worthless.
>>321517634
Those short names were coined by the communities for a reason. So that you can remember them and search easier for them easier.
>I didn't remember the small name so I just checked my browser history and copied the full name
Shame on you. It's your duty to remember.
Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka
is Danmachi.
Write is 100 types like your homework if you have to. Write in your textbook:
Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka is Danmachi.
Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka is Danmachi.
Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka is Danmachi.
Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka is Danmachi.
>>321517374
>artist unknown
>>321516072
How do you approach guys or people whose gender you don't know to play games?
Just do that.
>>321518264
Psst,Haga Yui
>>321516608
Confirmed for a underage fat faggot weeaboo
>>321517752
>>321518023
>mfw I niggerspeak while talking about anime on the internet so I can feel less weeb.
>>321516072
>add a person on steam to play vidya with (they had a terraria server)
>they later reveal they're a girl
>on christmas day they begin hinting that I should buy them games
>400 games in their library
:|
>>321518441
>Haga Yui
thank you familton
>>321516608
https://youtu.be/372toEz5zO0
>>321518541
Hell naw, nigguh. You mustn't be ashamed now. Naw here me aut dawg. Smacks lips. Being weeb is the best. It's more like:
>You niggerspeak because it reminds you that you aren't actually one and it makes you happy.
It's like that anthony buch thing;ma niggah.
>>321518618
gift me games anon :>
How do I make friends?
>>321518618
Don't become a sugardaddy, anon. If your connection with someone relies on buying them things, it's not worth it.
>>321518724
B A S E D
A
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>>321519007
You don't. Nobody will want to be your friend because they'd be your only friend and that's just weird.
>>321519054
I aint that dumb
>add cute boy on steam
>he starts sending you really lewd pictures and videos
l-lewd!
>>321519007
Meet people through games. Or post your ID and your game taste and hope someone bites, I guess.
>>321519007
Post link to profile and I'll be your friend
No gay shit, I promise
Once a faggot, always a faggot, OP.
>>321519007
Get a mic and play some online games with randos.
>>321519269 (You)
>>321518717
he looks like darth vader
>>321519573
thanks my dude
>>321516072
because you're a stupid cunt who just wants an e-GF instead of friends.
literal faggots or women going after guys are just as bad. you're all plebs and i hope you contract syphilis, but that would require sexual intercourse which someone desperate enough to try e-relationships will never obtain.
post her ID, ill take over from your betaness
>>321517005
visual novels have ridiculously long titles
people usually refer to them with shortened names
Oregairu
Oreimo
Danmachi
Mahouka
etc.
>>321519678
You sound unreasonably upset.
>>321519269
this literally never happened
>>321517752
>he doesn't use nig speak on 4chan for maximum shitposting
shaking my head to be honest family
>add guy from /v/
>he's a normal bloke who likes to watch some anime
>starts chatting with others from the Internet
>he becomes more and more of a gigantic weaboo
>he turns into this
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BlindSeer/
I want my friend back
>>321519771
i thought you were a cool guy in the last thread.
i'm not upset, but i do resent people who chase down e-relationships and cry about >tfw no gf/bf. they disgust me. they are the worst people.
>>321519815
But, it does. I have like three cute boys sending me pictures and videos. Met them all on /v/ or /vg/
>>321516072
>tumblr
>>321519912
tell me your secret anon
I never accomplished that
>nico
i want play games with maki
>>321519883
jesus christ
>>321519984
My secret isI'm attractive
So... if you can pull that off then you should be able to do it too easily.
>>321519007
Post ID, I'll friend you assuming you are not a fucking normie wreck.
>>321519269
I'm sorry bro but they're all huge sluts and they send tons of guys the same pics you're nothing special
>>321519543
What show is that from?
>>321519902
I reckon some people use the complaining as a social tool. Kind of like how co-workers complain about their boss being shit.
>>321520185
I literally know they don't.
Well I know one of them do, but that doesn't really bother me since I have two others that just send to me.
>>321518989
There's nothing wrong with being black.
>>321519996
Shut up, Maki.
I have no friends so my profile has no detail but I feel like that just makes me even less attractive as a potential friend.
>>321519883
How do people even transform like that?
>have anime avatar
>people think I'll will erp with them
I'm not a faggot.
>>321520539
I want to be plowed in the ass by manly men like you and be made fun of how much of a sissy faggot I am.
>>321520660post pic
>add first steam friend
>get to know him
>get a message
>"want to have some real fun? ;)"
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>321520732
Can a neckbeard not pretend to be a cute boy anymore without people asking for pics? You're ruining my fantasy.
>>321520819you already know
>>321520819
That he's either gay or about to actually start playing games with you.
>>321520902
>ERPing with people before you get a pic from them
Not in a million years.
>>321520909
>>321520938
I sent him back "sure?"
>tfw no steam friends to send my lewd picture to
>>321521034
sure~
>>321521095
anon why are you lying to me
you don't have lewd pictures
you just want to make me suffer
>>321521183
>you don't have lewd pictures
But I do.
>>321521183
>internet has literally yottabytes of porn
Why do you care about a few lewds?
>>321521458
does it have to be steam anon?can't it be just an email?I need to relieve myself so bad
>>321520326
I know. As long as you're not a stereotypical ghetto nigger. Hence the niggerspeak.
Hold up, hold up, hommie. Iz be razist.
>>321519996
I want to abuse maki posters.
>>321521735
post steam fuccboi
>>321521735
There are literally boards on the same website you're on right now dedicated to helping you jerk it.
>>321522695
not in a million years you sissy faggot
I just want to unload a huge load every night when I'm not playing videogames
>>321522892
jerking to porn actors is literally the worst
