>shoot red barrel
>it explodes
>kill enemy or boss
>they explode
>Punch a car fifty times
>It explodes
>Attend Game Oscars
>They fuck up your award
>>321503292
>shoot red barrel
>it doesn't explode
>It's a game where you can do melee combos
>Enemies have god frames during their animations
>Buy an nvidia card
>it explodes
>shoot chair
>it explodes
>>321504114
>Buy AMD
>Wait up to a year for stable frames
>Then you need to buy another one
>pay off award show
>they don't give you the award
Someone post the
>shoot red barrel
>it explores
image
>shoot Arab
>they explode
>your attacks have eons of wind-up
>your opponents do not
Fucking Batman.
>>321503292
"It ain't me" starts playing.
>>321503292
>"But the cheque cleared"
>shoot red barrel
>gun explodes
>Shotgun
>It doesn't do anything unless you 1cm away from their face
>kill the boss
>the level starts crumbling to pieces for no good reason
>shoot explosion
>it red barrels
>It's a room with loads of healthpacks and ammo
>Cutscene plays afterwards
>No boss
>barrel a red
>it shoot explosions
>Gun shoots a red barrel that implodes
>red barrel explodes
>green barrel seeps harmful
>orange barrel seeps harmful sludge
>blue barrel seeps harmful water
>>321503813
What is dk jungle beat
>>321503292
>make game
>someone pirates it
>add anti-piracy to make the player explode whenever he shoots a red barrel
