Fuck, marry, kill.
In that order
Fuck herald
Marry herald
Kill maiden
That's rude, just post more cute maiden.
Fuck doll
Marry MiB
Kill irrelevant slut
Fuck Maiden, Marry Shanalotte and kill Doll ONLY because she can come back and be my side chick.
>>321489964
kill, kill, kill
![shield[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d2Anejw.jpg "shield[1].jpg")
>>321489964
>tfw Ruth Negga is my waifu but she is in the worst FROM game.
>>321489964
Fuck Maiden in Black
Marry Doll because she loves me
Kill Herald for being an annoying cunt
>>321490125
Pure.
>>321490079
>kill Maiden
>Sorry, I cannot die.
>>321489964
Fuck Herald.
Marry Maiden.
Kill Doll.
>>321489964
Fuck MiB
Marry Doll
Kill the other bitch
>>321489964
What a dumb thread, OP. Everyone will say "die" for the non-canon woman on the right.
>>321490331
Yeah, because Maiden saying that prayer EVERY TIME wasn't annoying.
>>321489964
>Fuck, marry, kill.
>In that order
You already answered for me, OP.
>>321489964
Fuck dollheh
Marry maiden
Kill herald
>>321490581
Better than "BEAR SEEK SEEK LEST"
>>321490157
This. Why are people so stupid?
Though MiB is probably better wife material than Shanny.
Remainder that you litreally can't kill Maiden in blackunless you go and kill a bunch of demens.
Remainder that Doll reacts to your gestures, is a doll, dolls can't say no and you can do as you please with them, and that she has a sexy german accent.
Reminder that bearer, seek, seek, lest.
Also, wtf is going on in this pic? Is the guy kneeling to level up or is he gonna lick the inner demon?
>>321490157
>wanting to marry the girl that later becomes that ugly ass old lady in the intro
Marry Maiden because I like her feet
Kill Doll because she's cuckster extraordinaire
Fuck Herald because I like it when she pees in my Estus Flask
>>321489964
I've never played this game and I don't know who they are
Right, Left, Middle
FUCK DOLL
MARRY DOLL
KILL AYY LMAOS
>>321489964
Sex without meaning is pointless.
Marriage without love is pointless.
Murder without reason is pointless.
>>321491001
Please keep your headcanons to yourself sir.
>>321489964
kill Herald
fuck doll
marry doll
Doll > Maiden > the Nothing that you level up to in Dark Souls 1 > Shanollate or whatever the Dark Souls 2 bitch's name is
Fuck Herald
Marry Doll
Kill Maiden
>>321490581
at least you could level up WHILE she was praying ass hat
Kill all except Herald.
>>321491438
it's such a shame for DS2
Shanollote is so adorable a name.
>>321489964
You can't kill maiden you can't fuck doll, so i think the order is clear
>>321489964
Mary Herald
fuck maiden
kill doll
>>321491620
but you can kill maiden
>>321491727
well only at the end of the game, but actually if i think about it you can't kill the doll either, not completly at least
Still wish Bloodborne came to PC. Oh well.
fuck maiden
marry herald
kill doll
I would start by fucking the Herald and then I would never get around to doing the other two things since I would be too busy fucking the Herald for the rest of my life.
I hope dark souls 3 will have a good waifu
>>321489964
Kill Doll since I can't fuck her anyways.
Fuck Maiden because she clearly needs a good dicking.
Marry Herald for them sweet Half-Dragon babies.
>>321491103
Underated post.
>>321491924
well technicaly the doll never lived and and herald is probably undead as well so...
fuck all?
>>321491361
ayy lmao
>>321492590
Gherman implies that you can "Use" the doll
it's a japanese videogame
you can fuck that doll
Fuck all
Marry all
Kill self when I wake up
>Having sex with this
>>321493471
It doesn't sound very comfortable though.
>>321493471
You're dumb. Gehrman modeled it after his apprentice and waifu. It's not a sex joke. At all.
>>321491103
>KILL AYY LMAOS
>not fuck ayy lmaos
>>321489964
herald
Maiden
doll
>>321489964
SOUL MATE
>>321493325
Well, the Doll is a weird area of debate. It isn't just a Doll. Given some elements of the game's plot and one of the endings, it could be a Great One that decided to grant Gherman a boon.
>>321494713
Its revolting, I cant stop looking at it.
Bear Maiden
Seek Doll
Lest Herald
Herald, Maiden, Myself.
>>321496160
What are you gonna do with that extra Seek anon? ;^)
Easist one of these I've ever done.
Fuck doll
Marry the maiden in black
Strangle "seek king" to death
Anything is objectively wrong.
DOLLJOINTSARESTRANGELYAROUNSING
Fuck Doll
Marry Maiden
Kill Herald
I almost married the doll, but she was LITERALLY made to love you. That shit would get creepy after a while. Also, there's no challenge in that kind of relationship.
>>321496738
>rejecting the one thing that unconditionally loves you
>relationships need to be muh hard to get to be enjoyed
Shit tatste anon
Marry herald because redhead with excellent hips and thighs
Fuck the maiden only because i already married herald
Kill the doll because we can always make another one
>>321497996
>marry herald
>bed her
>during sex you are about to reach climax as you hear her moan
>"LEEEST. LEST LEST SEEEEK! BEARER SEEK SKEEK LEEEEEEST"
>9 month later, baby is coming out of the womb
>"Waaa transient being waaaaaa"
I would fuck the shit out of every hole on the Maiden. I would penetrate her wax eyes with my dick. Fuck everything else.
>>321489964
fuck doll
marry maiden
kill herald
ez
Yes, yes, yes
