Damn dude check out how epic the name of this legendary weapon is
If I was offended by overuse of memes I wouldn't be on this board.
>Playing Tales From the Borderlands
>Actual half-decent writing half the time
>Epic maymays and villains who's whole character development is 'HAHA WOMEN ARE WEAK MEN ARE THR BEST I AM EVIL LE IRONIC PATRIARCHY REFERENCE' left and right coutsey of Anthony Burch the other half
Post >yfw this isn't you
>>321488574
If you weren't a Torgue launcher using pleb and used a PBFG or Topneea instead, you'd never see that.
>>321488412
Burch had nothing to do with Tales.
>>321487991
nice
>>321488686
>slag Topneaa
>>321488778
He wrote a few scenes for it, and the game dips in quality noticeably in the scenes he does write.
>>321488778
Are you sure?
>>321488896
>>321489006
Oh. Well, I'll just go fuck myself, then.
>>321489173Have fun
>>321487892
People still play this game?
>>321489235
You'd be surprised, player peaks around 10k a day.
>>321489235
Playing it right now, grinding my Zer0 to 72 at the bunker.
>mfw Lyuda + Critical Ascensi0n
>>321489506
>also mfw
>>321487892
is this from memelands 2 or memelands presequel?
>>321487892
i will only get mad if you paid for this game
>>321489714
Nukem is in both games. Derp is one of the prefixes for Torgue rocket launchers. So yes, it's in both.
>>321489506
>>321489714
*pre-memequel
>>321489714
2
>>321489791
I didn't.
>>321489506
whew feels good
>>321487892
I'm glad I never played this series. It's literally the vidya embodiment of Reddit.
>>321489714
I vaguely remember the Rocket launchers from memelands 2 and that is not one of them.
>>321490087
Squawk squawk. Polly want a cracker?
>/v/
>being a judge on shit memes
>>321490130
It is from 2. But if you never killed the Black Queen or checked the Torgue vending machines you probably would never have seen it.
>>321490138
What's wrong Reddit? Your feelings hurt?
>>321488686
>E-Tech garbage
>EVER
the first one was the best game. it had a great looting system and randomization of loot meant that you could find any gun from any enemy and any container. it had a weak story but had a good enough backstory to go with to make you recognize the tone and atmosphere of the game. The DLC was FANTASTIC and is well worth the money.
On to BL2.
It did everything better than the first EXCEPT for the loot system and weapon damage/enemy health scaling. Writing was abysmal.
If they could just go with the backstory of the first game and bring back the old loot system of the first game with all the improvements of the 2nd game AND hire a competent writer you would have a great game. But Gearbox is shit and Randy a shit.
also >mfw i'm not anthony burch
>>321490348
>it had a great looting system
Yeah fuck the variety of the sequel, I like Machine Gun That Shoot Standard Bullets At A Rate of 4.5 With a 16 Mag upgrading into a sweet Machine Gun That Shoot Standard Bullets At A Rate of 4.5 With an 18 Mag
>>321490348
>it had a great looting system
Its loot system was the equivalent of 99.999% of drops being Greys in Diablo, it was fucking terrible. Every gun felt like off the shelf standard trash, even Legendaries.
>>321490318
Badaboom then. Now that's a sexy launcher.
cont.
the DLC in 2 was hit or miss. The only ones that were good was Tiny Tina because it actually added new shit and actually looked like it was complete. The other good DLC was Hammerlock but it felt rushed and extremely short but it was all good until that point. Rest were lackluster or total trash. Don't bother buying the rest.
>>321490348
You're a fucking retard.
The loot system in BL1 was completely atrocious, guns were all the same, and it didn't matter in the end because you were using the same 3-4 cookie cutter weapons.
Seriously, fuck off.
If there is something BL2 and BTPS did right are the goddamn weapons and loot system.
>>321490530
>Badaboom then
Now you're talking.
>>321490564
>torgue dlc was total trash
0/10 this is clearly bait
good job anon
>>321490437
>>321490524
>>321490582
the manufacturer gimmicks ruined it. there are so many you just flat out did not use. Also slag weapons you just did not use because all you would care about is slag chance.
Basically all you used were Jakobs or Torgue. And because the game was so retardedly scaled it FORCED you to play the game with min-max, meaning you had to keep grinding THE SAME BOSS rather than just living on what you could just normally find in your regular progression.
I didn't even find that many rare guns on my first playthrough of BL1. I found a few good purples and maybe one or two legendaries that weren't even good.
>>321490564
now thats some shit taste.
the hammerlock dlc is by far the worst, and the torgue one is awesome
>>321491045
>manufacturer gimmicks were useful
>oneshotting raid bosses with tediore reloading weapons
>slag was useless
>jakobs revolvers
>hyperion smgs
>fucking torgue shotguns
You're a complete and utter retard.
I bet you didn't even complete UVHM, you casual scum.
AND despite saying they had a bazillion guns, they actually removed gun types and combinations that were present in the original game
Rabid :DDDDDD :DD
>>321491327
>huorr duorr removed content guyse!1!!
>removed literally the same weapon copypasted over and over again with different colors just to add more complex weapon designs and eye-catching style
Ignite yourself.
>>321491045
>Basically all you used were Jakobs or Torgue.
Vladof and Maliwan were both excellent and Hyperion had some great guns. Bandit, Dahl (apart from the Hornet and Pitchfork) and Tediore were the only ones I didn't like.
Slag guns were pretty useful for damage on UHVM. Not as strong as slagging then switching to an advantageous element but they made a good general purpose weapon.
>>321488574
>>321491420
>slag + corrosive shredifier with maxed op 80 salvador
>mfw hyperion loaders literally melt
>>321491483
Dude, don't even think about arguing with that faggot, it is pretty obvious now that he hasn't fucking played UVHM or maxed out more than one character.
>>321491257
>oneshotting raid bosses with tediore reloading weapons
you mean guns that you didn't care about their stats and fired once just so you could throw them. they were also nerfed in a patch.
>slag was useless
slag was made a necessity to play the game in harder difficulties. That's not my point. My point is that you did not give a shit about any slag guns because all you would look at is the slag chance. How many slag elemental guns did you not pick up because of that? They make up 1/4 of all guns that could be elemental.
Jakobs was good because it had huge damage and you had to stay away from enemies most of the time because you can't risk taking any damage.
Hyperion had that retarded sway so you wasted bullets getting it to stabilize.
Explosive used to be an element that spawned on any weapon that could spawn with an elemental multiplier.
>>321489363
gay
>>321491483
only the rarest Vladof guns were good and those came at a price with low accuracy and high recoil.
i forgot to mention Maliwan but yes you are right about them being necessary because you couldn't do jack shit to enemies without elemental weaknesses.
>>321490318
the only E-Tech weapons that are usable are the legendary rocket launchers and maybe the vladof assault rifles.
>>321490694
>>321491213
i did not like the Torgue DLC because i could just feel the cut content lingering every step i took. I did not like the Seraph system of getting weapons (that were total shit). I just wanted to be rewarded by playing and beating things and not make this into a MMO grindfest.
Also keep in my mind that I stopped playing Borderlands 2 at the time before they started buffing the shit out of their garbage guns in patches. I bet none of you have even played the game during that time. It was awful.
>>321489506
You are not Anthony Burch.I hope I made you feel better about yourself, Anon!
Cash actually had value in Borderlands 1 because good guns could actually show up in vending machines.
>>321492380
>that were total shit
Woah woah woah. There were some really great seraph tier items. But I did only start playing this year so maybe they used to be terrible.
And yeah Torgue DLC is pretty lacking. That filler part where you have to go back to the arena ring to get the keys was hilariously bad. Hammerlocks DLC clearly wasn't as full as they had planned too.
oh shit a meme in a video game stop the presses
Dahl - no full auto
Hyperion - you have to waste ammo to get stabilizers working
Jakobs - "If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!" - Marcus Kincaid
Maliwan - good
Bandit - shit in every way possible. I would rather reload after killing an enemy quickly.
Tediore - not even a gun at this point. it's a grenade.
Torgue - gyrojets and being forced explosive means goodbye fire rate.
Vladof - for some reason fire rate is shit in BL2 and only the rarest of rare have good fire rate.
>>321492831
they were most likely patched. you could probably about it in the wiki.
Another reason why i hated the Torgue DLC was that you should have been able to just find Torgue legendaries from anywhere and the vending machines were just a waste of added content.
>>321491771
No, not actually gay.
More like "pretend gay to excuse getting no boners to girls"
>>321492602
>Cash actually had value in Borderlands 1
No it didn't, by the time you got to 30-40 you could cap out the 9,999,999 meter with ease, which can actually keep collecting well beyond that, it just doesn't show.
>>321494595
when was the last time you bought anything good at a vending machine in Borderlands 2?
>>321493040
why hasn't anyone drawn the borderlands gun companies as cute anime lolis
>>321495126
because Claptraps are better
>there's this one guy who draws smut, pretty good
>he often posts clean art
>clean art usually has references to games like BL2, especially BL2
>he actually made a blog post saying that DooM 4 was shaping up to be great
>he also said that "and nothing of value was lost" when that F-Zero game by the NFS people was canned
Why is it that some porn artists have bad tastes in games?
