Kill me...
Are you too lazy?
>>321480715
*teleports behind you*
If that is what you want.
*unsheathes katana*
>>321480932
Pshh. Nothin personell, kid.
*Slices your head off*
>>321480932
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
IT'S
TOTALLY
WHY ISN'T HE IN ANY GAMES ANYMORE???!?!?!?!
WHERE'S MY WART?
>>321481475
Do we need K. Rool Anon? Bowser can breathe fire, Dedede has a hammer, Ganon has sorcery, and so on. K. Rool is just an obese crocodile with a crown. Donkey Kong is a legend and deserves a far better threatening villain. From a gameplay stand point K. Rool offers nothing and has little to no variety or potential. Any unique traits of him could him could have been made for a different character.
>>321481761
Look at a mirror
Where were these people who knew Shantae wouldn't be in Smash before the direct?
>>321481839
>tfw all of this is true
ITS
NOT
FAIR!!!!!
>>321481475
Kremlins were created by foreigners, so Nintendo dislike using them.
>>321481839
But what other vidya character uses a blunderbuss?
>>321483486
Silly Anon, K. Rool never used one ever again. Besides, what kind of variety is possible with a blunderbuss only?
>>321482217
I was always here.
>>321483754
Hey comrade, I've been meaning to ask this.
Who do you want in Smash?
>>321481475
>>321481839
>>321482993
That has nothing to do with it
Retro wanted to make new villains
It's not hard to understand
Just make your own Indie smash brothers
Its not hard
>>321483742
He can use it to shoot canonballs in one game and then never again
like bowser jr but fat and sexy
>>321483992
No one.
>>321484492
Alright, have a happy new year Anon
>>321484105
HE'S NEVER GONNA BE IN ANOTHER GAME AND YOU KNOW IT
ITS NOT FAIR
>>321484105
Retro villians always suck though.
>lets make samus
>but evil
>>321480932
>*action*
>>>/reddit/
>>321484661
Metroid Prime's a hell of a lot cooler than a crocodile that looks like he got lost on the way to the cover of a children's cereal box
>>321481037
>personell
>>321484829
/thread
post the wolf and krystal one
>>321481839
b-but, he can throw his crown and summon the k.redits....
>>321484829
*opens reddit*
heh, TIL what DAE means
*posts to r/4chan*
>>321484871
>generic realistic space parasite
and
>literally bowser from mario super show cartoon
i honestly cant tell the differences.