I got what I wanted for Christmas.
>>321477361
Cool
Jealous
as
FUCK
I can see his finger print on the eye. It's legit, he made this just for me.
how much did you pay?
>>321478110
33 bucks.
dude. this is pretty cool
>>321478251
Damn, I kinda wish I got this instead of the sonichu amiibo.
>>321477361
>259/300
jesus christ
not that I wouldn't buy it, but I will probably never touch it with my bare hands and put it in a display case.
>>321477361
>Christian
>He
>his
did he forget he's a woman now?
>>321477361
What does it smell of
>>321477361
>Certificate says "he/his"
>Signature says Christine
I don't know who to believe
>>321478438
He's just too lazy to edit and reprint the certificates.
>>321478314
Isn't it? The legend himself. Or herself.
>>321478383
Hung it on my wall and taped the Certificate behind it.
>>321478438
Yeah I noticed that too. Probably had a third party do it, and he just signs it. He makes them though.
>>321478492
Kinda like play doe. With a touch of Legacy.
>>321478553
>even dots his "I"s with hearts
Did we do this to him? If he never got involved with the internet, would he be like this? Would his father have died? Would he be pepper spraying people at GameStop?
Does any of the responsibility lay with us?
>>321480209
His downward spiral started long before he ever logged onto a computer tb.h
I hope you doused that shit with a mountain of sanitizer before you picked it up.
I don't even have a problem with germs, but I would NOT touch anything Chris has touched if I were paid a million dollars.
>>321480209
Yea it does.
>an entire wiki devoted to psychologically fucking with an unstable person who is kinda weird
>>321480537
keep in mind they're also every bit as autistic as him so its even worse
Are OP and I the only people here with actual taste?
>>321480209
I dunno. Personally, I think something inside of him broke after Julia. Not that he didn't already have serious issues, but that shit was awful man.
>>321480515
A million bucks huh.
>buying literal junk
>le epic autism man meme
>vee is going to love this xD
for 20 dollars more, you could have bought an actual game you stupid fucking faggot
>>321478251
>33 bucks
Assuming he has sold 259 of these medallions, he has made $8547. The materials needed to make these can't exceed $300. Chris should've become a business man.
>>321480687
HOLY SHIT A NIGGER
>>321477361
>Christine
>>321480687
>>321480687
he wouldn't have sold it to you if he knew you were a niggo
this is honestly the only thing that stopped me from buying the medallion or the artwork.
They're still cool though.
>>321477361
>>321480687
>wearing something he probably made with his hands he masturbates with
He's autistic and gross. His shit germs are probably on those.
>>321480687
IT'S A NIGGER
I'd say I'm jealous of him for all the money he's made off of his "art" but i'm almost 999% sure he spends it on a bunch of stupid shit the minute the money falls into his hands
>>321480687
Holy fuck, that's amazing.
>>321480687
GIVE IT BACK JAMAL.
>>321480997
meant to quote
>>321480515
>>321480841
But I wanted this.
>>321477361
god why didnt he at least attempt to make the pupils circular
>>321480805
At least we got JULAAAAAY out of that.
Bluespike shouldn't have gone that far though.
Kid's a born villain.
>>321481170
Who cares? It's unique man. It just adds to the value for me.
>>321477361
surprised she's still using text that denotes her as a male on the certificate
>>321481254
Agreed. That would have pushed alot of people to suicide, especially with the publicity. But nope, we get Christine instead.
You do realize one day this will be a collectors item. Worth alot to someone.
>>321480842
People are only buying it ironically.
>>321478438
>>321478553
>>321481565
Someone should take a picture of the Certification and send it to Chris on facebook. She needs to explain why she is identifying as a male with her certification.
>>321482006
Errr no.
>>321482016
Doesn't matter, people are buying them. And if they keep buying them, he's going to keep making them. Which is great.
>who were the other 258 people who bought these things?
>>321480687
Poor Chris, getting conned into selling a genuine medallion to a nigger
>>321480537
It's probably the best case study of an autistic person that has never received professional help in history.
>>321480687
>>321477361
Holy shit he's still doing this?
I thought he was almost in jail or something.
>>321480687
WHITES BOIS
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
L
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T
H
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F
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>>321480687
>>321480687
Shiiiiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0arS6afRw
Chris barely even plays videogames anymore. He's spending his time more productively milking his "fans" for money and going out. What's your excuse?
>>321480687
WE WUZ AUTISTS N SHIEEET
>>321480687
that fucking bling I'm going blind here
>>321482758
>going out
Playing with Legos =/= going out
>>321482758
>going out
>>321480687
>>321482758
tfw Chris moved on and you're still here and over 30.
>>321480687
thanks anon
>>321477361
>look at me I'm a girl
>I write the dots of 'I's as hearts
oh dear
>>321482758
>all that Skylanders
sounds about right
>>321477361
How long did the order take? My friend ordered one like 2/3 weeks ago and it hasn't arrived.
>>321482016
Well he's making ironic profits
>>321480687
Anon is a nigger.
>>321482758
If he isn't throwing money at strippers and booze he's at home playing vidya or playing with legos. He hasn't really changed since he's always went out occasionally.
All I want for Christmas is a pretty boyfriend-free gurl
>>321484095
>throwing money at strippers
For once in my life I actually feel sorry for strippers.
>>321480687
that fucking bling
>>321483937
About 2 weeks, give or take a couple of days. I got a notification when it did finally ship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
>>321480842
>business man
sexist cishet
Christiane is a girl and she should become a Business Woman.
>>321484581
what is this
>>321480687
HOL UP
>>321480687
>you will never be this based
I am a little salty desu
>>321480687
I certainly hope you fucking washed it before hanging on your neck.
>>321480687
How can white /v/ users even compete?
>>321484581
What the fuck
>>321480209
Definitely but his father would have died early one way or the other. I mean without the internets inpit his father was terrible anyways.
>>321484581
SOMEONE CALL THE COPS
>>321484070
LOOK HE'S A NIGGER
>>321480687
Can someone remind me why this fucker's autism gets a free pass here? Am I supposed to like him ironically?
>>321480687
this is an old ass picture, probs not even the same guy
>>321486525
your heart is filled with hate anon.
you'll come to learn how to love
>>321482016
He could make an ironic business with potential ironic profits.
>>321486525
This was before your time anon. Probably better you just don't pay it any attention at all.
>>321480687
>niggo
>>321480687
I don't think chris would appreciate darkies consuming his media
>>321485016
I know he's not exactly good looking, but I've seen uglier fucks with gfs. He could have at least gotten a fat gf of he hadn't gone off the deep end.
>>321480687
>>321482016
With ironic money?
>>321482016
Money don't sit in your bank account wondering if it's ironic or not.
What do you guys think will happen to Chris once Barb finally bites it?
With their health and lifestyle the way it is, it can't be too long away now.
oh fuck me I want one so bad
Don't
>>321487040
Flags at half staff all around the world
>>321487164
Call
>>321486806
Oh yeah no question.
>>321487321
ANYBODY
>>321486862
of which they made from their ironic job
When Chris dies we need to open a museum dedicated to him
>>321480842
How much is a tub of crayola model magic?
How many medallions could he yield from each tub?
That plus paint, (which is dirt cheap.)
Even still it would be profitable to varying degrees.
>>321480209
>Would his father have died?
No.
Bob would have been immortal had Chris not found the internet.
>>321477361
I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there, tonight.
>>321477361
consider killing yourself, i hope you completed your funeral arrangements
>>321486606
I can't see myself liking a mentally-ill grown man that insists he's a woman while the spirit of his child self haunts him, sells medallions of his OC DONUT STEEL, harasses innocent people on the streets and flips his shit over the color of the arms of a fictional character.
Not happening, bub.
>>321486667
Enlighten me then. I will step up and admit I'm not the oldest fag here, but it just makes me wonder why you accept and encourage this dipshit's faulty head.
>>321482016
If u say so
I ordered a colored commission from him almost a week ago and I haven't heard anything from him. Anyone have an experience like this?
>>321482391
The bulk of them have to be with posters from the CWCwiki.
>>321484581penus wenus : /\ )
>>321477361
>Chris-chan's dead skin cells are on that thing
>>321482391
258 people should end themselves along with their autisitc god
>>321480209
I'm pretty sure he was already stalking people at the mall before 4chan ever found him. Like isn't that why he had the whole "jerk-ops" cops thing? A representation of the police who kept telling him to stop harassing people?
>>321480687
Lookin fly as hell, my brother from a darker mother.Genuinely jealous
>>321487952
I don't care to enlighten you and I don't give a fuck what you think.
>>321487952
>Encourage
Well for one, most of us don't encourage him anymore. Firstly it's too easy and second it's far past the point of just being sad. The jokes these days are more sardonic than anything.
Back in the day it was just trolling though. He's never been the most amiable fellow, so we prodded him just to see where he'd go. And the result is self-evident.
Would it have happened anyway? Probably. Eventually. Hell, this is probably more tumblr's fault than anything, because I guarantee you he didn't get the trans idea from us.
How much was he already messed up before he was noticed by the internet
>>321484581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0kkbdNW978
>>321480687
THOSE WHO HAVE SEEN THE MEDALLION UP CLOSE WILL FOREVER HARBOR A SMALL PIECE OF CHRIS CHAN'S SOUL UPON HIS DEATH.
BUT THOSE WHO HAVE WORN THE CURSED RELIC WILL BECOME VASSALS OF THE ETERNAL ELECTIC HEDGEHOG.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN A NIGGER WAS ACCEPTED INTO THE KNIGHTS OF SCHU?
>>321490123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCQ5DOHz62Q
>>321490265
He is Blake Sonichu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0
Some femanon ordered #25, vid related
>>321490265
>the medallions are horcruxes
>>321490467
she looks like a chubby 12 year old asian boy
>>321490467
>>321490395
It never stops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxD5SSOHuE
>>321490828
get the duck away
Has anyone crumbled up one of these and stuck it in their ass?
>>321490750
Looks like just another femanon then.
>>321490265
>Uses gay smash reaction pics
Anon the only nigger here is you. Also 50 bucks for a holiday greeting is steep as fuck, Come on Chris.
>>321480209
A part of the responsibility lies with the dang dirty trolls making him more paranoid and unstable, but majority of the big events that impact his life (like trying to run over the owner of the game place, burning his house down and the pepper spray fiasco) are his own fault and not caused by the internet
>>321490924
![tumblr_n70jfanPjA1re1qkwo2_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eYNRH6o.png "tumblr_n70jfanPjA1re1qkwo2_500[1].png")
>It's getting to the point where you could own the last medallion ever made
>>321491427
Chris will live till at least 55, look at his parents. Barb is a fat cunt still alive, Bob is dead due to hatrred of himself and cutting down the nets.
![[inability to wake up intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QaTxKnV.jpg "[inability to wake up intensifies].jpg")
>>321490924
>ball of hair
>certificate of authenticity
>OC donut steel
i mean i know it's chris but what the fuck
>>321491614
I meant more that it's almost at 300/300 of the production run.
>>321491614
Isn't he poisoning himself with oestrogen though, or something like that? I heard that recently.
>>321491427
>>321491809
He'll just start a new series then. In >>321490467
video, its capped at 100
>>321490924
i'm frankly incapable of describing how much this bothers me
>>321481049
That was confirmed on the Kiwi forms. Some faggot sent him a $1000 credit card and was able to track its purchases. He spent it all in a couple of weeks on crap like McDonald’s, often several times a day.
>>321490924
I stopped watching when he became popular, now it's no fun.
>>321480687
>mfw OP is image related
>>321492214
>fun
I'm planning on buying some crayola fucking model magic and making a Sonichu medallion for myself.Don't call anybody
>>321477361
what video game is this thread about?
New stuff for my pc and a nice sweater, spent the rest of my day chilling with my dog, it's a good day
>document says he
>says Christian
>signed by Christine, a she
???????
>>321492569
>>321482016
money is money, faggot
there are entire industries dedicated to selling shit "ironically" to hipsters
>>321492589
SONICHU IS COPYRIGHT
>>321492214
I saw his older videos, and it's just him pronouncing hockey players
>>321492835
You should have seen him dancing and singing
>>321477361
Nice, with this certificate you can try to sell it in Pawn Stars.
>>321480842
chrischan can make 9000 bucks from silly putty.
what about you, /v/. are you as savvy as a business it as him?
>>321485851
DON'T
CALL
ANYBODY
Where can I buy this/sonichu amiibo?
Where is he selling them?
>>321492829
actually it sorta is. since he went out and got it copyrighted and no one disputed it, its technically...well, legit. youd have to dispute it first, before selling your own or he could come at you. hed lose, of course, but, youd have to go through the proceedings.
whats interesting is hes been doing this long enough and no ones been taking it seriously, long enough that when it comes to court, he can point that out. people could clearly see it was copyright material, and bought it anyways. it falls on their own heads
If you had a time machine and was tasked to make Chris normal what would you change
>>321493071
holy shit, id love to see what they thought of it. i mean, they research some of that stuff, and pawnstars are semi aware of 4chan with the whole battletoads thing. and the fat son looks ( looked, before the overdose ) like a btard.
"ive got a friend whose an expert on internet memes, hang on, ill give him a call"
>>321487952
look at this fucking newfag acting all "above it all" and "reasonable"
fuck outta here
>>321490467
>sounds as autistic as Chris
Not surprised desu
>>321493674
I'd make him lose that Nintendo Power contest. Maybe then he'd see how worthless that whole thing really was, and he wouldn't have lived his life trying to reclaim that glory.
>>321486806
But his standards are extremely high like he wants someone that has never had a boyfriend and looks like a pornstar.
>>321493472
ebay, yo. probably can find a link if you search ebay at his chrischan wiki
>>321493674
Prevent the babysitter abuse from ever happening.
From a medical standpoint, that seems to be what triggered the vast majority of his problems, and is kind of the root of it all.
>>321493712
>opens 4chan
>hey guys how much would you ironically buy this for
>>321487952
encourage? nigga, weve spent YEARS trying to stop him. to straighten him out.
but when you bite the hand that feeds enough times...
shit, even dramatica and tvtropes, they used to have a big ass warning at the top saying something like "chris we are being serious, you need help. get help. please, for the love of god".
but that was a long time ago. the definition of insanity, doing the same thing over and over, and expecting it to change...
>>321493885
>first post, 1000 bucks
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>321493885
>everyone posts some absurdly high amount like 1 trillion Zimbabwean dollars
>>321493832
>implying that actually happened
every autistic shit screams it wasnt his fault
>>321477361
now if he ever becomes a serial killer, that might be worth something
>>321477361
>>321480687
Did you guys disinfect it at all?
God damn guys, what were you fuckers thinking?
>>321494062
>>321494062
>there are actual records of the therapy taking place and his parents confirmed
>implying it didn't happen
Even if he was born with it, it's still not his fault.
Y'all are some fucking savages.
>>321480842
>>321482016
>>321482387
the point is, if Chris had become a non-autistic businessman, he wouldn't have a legacy of autism with which to sell these things to people ironically
He is only able to sell a $1 medalion for $33 because it is made by a person who is a celebrity for being a supersperg
>>321494149
allegedly they own a gun.
>>321480687
but...but your ballin
FUCK it. im getting a medallion. when shit goes down and he becomes a media sensation, i wont even sell the fucking thing for 20 times the price
>>321480687
>There are black Anons
I know there have probably been plenty of brown 4chan browsers for a long time but it's still such a bizarre concept to me.
>>321493674
He is literally only like this because he won a Sonic shopping spree at KB Toys or whatever
The greatest moment of his childhood was ultimately the moment that destroyed him
>>321493474
>yfw in the future Nintendo does a Sonic and Pokemon crossover where something like that happens
>yfw Chris sues the fuck out of Nintendo andwins
I had an internet friend of about 10 years who died of an OD in October. He had a Sonichu medallion and it bums me the fuck out that he wasn't buried with it, because all his friends on the internet knew he would have liked nothing more.
>>321480687
We need to see a certificate of authenticity otherwise I call bullshit.
Knockoffs of such a highly sought after commodity are running rampant they're of limited quantity, only a few have ever been produced.
>>321494240
oh the documents with the word, alleged in them? righto.
and guess what, the same shit happened to me when i was a fucking shithead. "go to your room", but guess what, i didnt have any fucking toys. and i was ALSO mute and had speech issues and had to get speech therapy. and HERE I AM...
well...uh...on 4chan on christmas...
>>321480209
>Did we do this to him
No. Closest this tomgirl shit was back then was him saying he would "turn into a women if he was gay". Nothing back then could foresee this.
>>321480687
BlackBusterCritic is that you?
https://steamcommunity.com/id/blackbustercritic
>>321495037
He doesn't look like BlackBuster "Step brother slasher" Critic
>>321480209
i honestly think he wouldnt be as bad, but i dont think it falls entirely on us.
hes said he will quit the internet forever like 30 times now and always comes back. if he does that to us, he would do that to anyone. its just the internet is a lot more people with a lot more spare time to hammer him about it.
you think any of his local friends would of pretending to be a girl and made him masturbate on camera for laughs? fuck no, it took another person as fucking autistic and crazy as him, something only the world wide web makes easy to find and connect
>>321484581
I'm triggered in a way I cannot describe.
>>321494240
Anon? Have you ever lift a Doghouse before? Its a heavy burden, like fighting in Afghanistan.
>>321495423
>>321495423
Like a few tons
