STOP KILLING ME IM FRIENDLY
>>321471953KEEP CRYING BABY
One of the reasons I still play TF2.
>cant find videos of trolling friendlies
guess I have to make it myself
>join server
>time to kill some kids
>In demo fight
>run around corner
>see 3 reds and a blue
>shoot 3 bombs and the reds are all dead
>just realized they were friendly as they blow up
>WTF YOU NO LIFE FAGGOT YOU JUST RUINED OUR FRIENDLY PARTY
>get kicked by my own team
Fucking tf2 nowadays
>there was a time where being a useless team member was considered griefing.
I miss those days anons.
>>321472895
>PLAYING TF2 IN 2015
that's what you get for bieng retarded
>>321473070
>stop liking what I don't like the post
>>321471953
GO TO A TRADE SERVER!!!
>>321475243
Yeah? If you're going to afk from the fucking game, go to a trade server. Either that, or shut the fuck up when you get vote-kicked.
>push friendly fucker over the edge by killing him repeatedly
>he blows a fuse in the chat and comes after you for revenge
>he's too ass at the game to actually kill you and ends up just suicide rushing you repeatedly to no avail
every time
>>321471953
Plot twist: You actually are on different teams and the other guy is too retarded to realize this.
>TF2 with friendly fire server
I wish it was more common
>>321471953
>Kill scout but get knocked down to something like 50 HP in the process.
>Pull out sandvich and make a beeline for cover.
>Enemy heavy with a butt medic jumps from doorway.
>Panic and crouch while walking towards him.
>He assumes I'm playing friendly and turns away to shoot at my team.
>Get minigun out and mow them both down.
>Eat in piece and live to fight another day.
The prevalence of these assholes finally comes in handy.
>>321476513
4 spies on your team is a good thing
>>321471953
Making want to play tf2 again just to ruin these kid's day
I don't understand how people can do the friendly thing for more than a minute and actually continue to have fun. Yeah conga is fun for a moment from time to time, but it loses it's appeal fast.
>play on funserver
>map with literally no objective
>designed for dicking around
>explore the map and have cross-team picnics
>pyro inevitably comes in to try and kill the civilians
>he's outnumbered and gets punched to death
>never gives up despite having other options
>continue doing our thing and killing him every minute or two
And it's ALWAYS a pyro, too.
>>321478016
If you're that dedicated to not playing the game, why not just make everyone invincible or something in the server?
>>321477451
I suppose that friendly-only servers are like a chatroom of sorts, but with casual in-game dickery for funsies instead of just a blank textbox.
I could see the appeal.
Just going into a random pub like that and doing nothing while everyone else plays or at worst people just rack up free kills on you, on the other hand, I have no idea.
>>321478124
The map is pretty much divided into the main combat areas and smaller areas for dicking around. that way, people who want to battle and people who want to party can do it separately.
>>321477451
>I don't understand how people can do the friendly thing for more than a minute and actually continue to have fun.
that's what the psycho said
>>321478264
Yeah I'm perfectly fine with people doing it on their own dedicated servers, though I still don't understand it. Like you said it makes no sense to do it in regular servers where you know people are going to invariably kill you.
>not posing as a friendly to the enemy team and going on a rampage when your team comes in to help
>>321478016
Sounds like a neat way to pass time when you're bored as fuck to even play normally, I guess.
>>321479391
>play spy
>disguise as a heavy and pull out melee weapon/sandvich if your disguise has it
>infiltrate the enemy base under ruse of friendly shitter and slowly kill everyone
>>321476868
This gave me a good laugh, thanks.
>playing on valve server, ctf maps
>friendly heavies doing their gay shit
>kill them repeatedly, 16 year old man children cry
>one guy is calling me childish names with a very forced trying to be 10 voice
>claims he is 12 anyway
>the voice is creepy sounding to me as well
>think he is a pedophile and call him out
>he leaves server
The shit I see.
Friendly players are one of the things that makes tf2 special nowadays. See that heavy in the corner? Yeah he's a member of the opposite team but he gave me a sandwich so I won't kill him. It's also equally as amusing whenever you kill one and he rages in chat.
>>321480072
>some kid on the other team comes over and hangs out
>our team starts standing next to him jumping around because LMAO HES ON THE OTHER TEAM
>walk out of spawn and blast him and continue on your merry way
>chat rage
>repeat a few times
>kicked
every time
Post loadouts
I stopped caring about most hats recently.
>>321480835
>phlog
Kill yourself
>>321480835
what are those number tickers?
i haven't played tf2 in years
>>321480998
spotted the bad player
>back when the conga taunt first came out
>both teams congoing the bomb towards our base
>mfw i drop a level 3 sentry right in the path
>wipes entire enemy team
>you have been kicked
>>321481050
Taunt loadouts.
Now pressing the default taunt bind brings up a menu to select using the numerical keys based on the order the taunts are in your loadout.
To taunt how you originally did, you can bind g to the command "taunt"
eg bind g"taunt
or even bind a equiped taunt by
bind [key here]"taunt_by_name "taunt name"
Kinda neat
>>321481765
Also to bind that taunt menu to any key either set the key in the options menu or by binding +taunt
eg bind p"+taunt
>>321481093
The phlog is good as a fun weapon. With the new update I feel bad using it. Stock flamethrower is the best
>>321473070
>bieng retarded
>bieng
Anon.
The other day I dropped into a server to play for a bit. I found a Dustbowl server with no indication it's a friendly server, which is a concept I just don't get, and there are like 16 players. Half are actually playing. The other half are ducking around. They kept screaming at me for killing them, saying it was cheap or something. It's an actual play server from what I can tell. What the fuck is wrong with these children?
Do you think friendlies will ruin matchmaking?
