What the fuck, did steam just went fully retarded, steam suddenly went on russian
Same here also had a different users wishlist
weird
>>321428364
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD RIGHT NOW
Same here, what the fuck is going on
>>321428364
Mine went turkish
Full on cyka blyat Gabe. What the fuck.
change your password RIGHT NOW
>>321428364
>>321428452
Same here
I have not received steam guard notifications
>Hunnie pop on cart
YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE
SHIT TAAAASSSSSSSSTE
>getting put into a botnet that easily
Merry Christmas, check your bank accounts!
its how they deal with ddos attacks
they divert traffic to other regions
xaxaxaxa
>>321428364
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
My Steam is suddenly in Italian
Mine is in fucking Spanish. The hell?
what the fuck is happening
it's in italian for me
>>321428364
they are uploading HL3 to steam store
>Snakebird in my library for some reason
I'm okay with this
>>321428662
mine is also Italian
Mine is in English. It should be on Spanish.
mines italian
Pretty sure it's sending the wrong storefronts to the wrong users, likely due to the massive load, they can't buy anything etc though so try not to worry about.
I am apparently German now.
my games are in british pounds for some reason
>>321428364
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>321428729
>Got MGSV
Uh thanks?
Welp time to cancel my cards.
mine are in Euros, but still English everything, instead of glorius MERICAN DOLLARS. Somebody ddosing steam?
>signed in on client
>has login and install steam option
>Steam has an "install steam" button
It looks like the browser version is opening up inside of steam and I know that the language fucks up on it alot
WHAT THE FUCK
I can't buy anything it says my credit card company is holding my funds.
All the friends listed under "friends who own this game" are people I don't know
Pretty sure I'm logged into some randoms account
Who /desperatelytryingtoerasebankinformation/ here?
>>321428364
The storefront is apparently in Portuguese for me. That is pretty fucking hilarious.
At first I thought I wasn't special enough, but then all my stuff went to moon runes. So I'm happy now.
>hear all this shit going on
>go to steam store on the steam application
>tells me to log in
I ain't doin that shit
mine logged me in as someone else whilst logged in as myself
AYYYYYYYYY CYKA BLYAT
This is my worst nightmare.
Kill me.
oh god
what's going on
these people aren't even on my friend list either
BURRITOOOOOOOO
>>321428880
>welcometothericefields.gif
Mine is in English, but the store page says I have to log in even though I'm already logged into steam. I just helped my mom buy some games on her Steam account on another pc, she used a credit card, hope that shit wasnt compromised
>paypal is linked to outdated bank card
i knew there was a reason i didn't update it :^)
>>321428941
Romanian?
Maybe you're all just terrorist scum.
Steam is cracking down on you fucks.
>>321429026
Same here ma nigger
Lizard Squad strikes again
>>321429086
HAHA
VALVEKEKSBTFO
Go to your account details page to find out your new username
Apparently I'm minkey314 now
whoever's account this isjesus fuck, you're a big spender
STEAM IS LETTING ME GO ON SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOPPING CART
FUCKIG CHANGE YOUR SHIT
>>321428364
Mine's in Swedish(?)
is this a meme thread?
>>321428364
Oh thank god it's not just me. I was almost panicking.
>go to account details
>"cheney43's account"
This isn't mine, help me
>>321429172
I'm that nigger too. What the fuck?
>>321429172
>shows the email too
This shit is fucking weird. I'm dawson21323
guess I'll just gift myself a bunch of games with this poor guy's account 4Head
>>321429204
that's danish
Error Code :-302
WHAT'S HAPPENING
>tfw I don't save payment options
Thank fuck for being a poor NEET
>mfw steam is in spanish now
I bought a game but it didn't charge me
Mine keeps switching accounts, clicking around I get people with 30 cents in their wallet, 60 bucks, 40 bucks, and it just changes every page.
I'm scared
IS THIS REAL FUCKING LIFE
THIS IS LIKE THE NIGHTMARES I WHERE I DREAM MY COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS
GABEN SAVE US ALL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>7-1
>>321429172
fuck me im now "darksquall97" and spent $40 on tf2 keys this month
what is this?
PANIC THREAD?
PANIC THREAD.
>>321429220
yeah I have that same acct
aw fuck, this is retarded.
OP here, check the wishlists, its also the ones from another random guy
>>321429203
Yeeah, i can't change my shit since it won't let me alter my account settings.
>dutch
steam knows me so well
best unintelligible language
>south americans and russians hacking steam AT THE SAME TIME
Pretty obvious that their page caching shit is broken and each page is locked to the last person who saw it before their cache was broken
Which is why you'd have two people here seeing the same username on the "Account details" page, etc
>/v/ is trolling again
>check shop
>some email and phone number thats not mine
what is happening?! is this the end of steam?!
>>321429261
My Security page is now in German.
What the fuck is going on? I'm in Canuckistan.
FUCK I HAVE SOME NAZIS ACC
What the fuck is going on?
Thank god I deleted my vista and got mobile authenticator just some weeks ago.
It was in some language like Romanian or something but now everything is normal except it has a log in option when I am clearly logged in?
Should I change my shit?
>>321428996
>having credit card information stored
KEK
>get 120 steam bux
>can't use it
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE
>steam going down in flames
finally it is time.
ho ho ho ho ho meeeerrry christmas
t. Gaben
IT CHANGES YOUR EMAIL SEND HELP
CHECK YOUR LIBRARY
>el4ctr0craft's account
what
is this
the end of times
im using steam metro and im not gettin any of thati feel like im missing out on FUN
>>321429470
DO NOT LOG IN
It's bait to steal your password etc,
>>321428364
>click on wallet
>it takes me to someone else's account
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SHUT DOWN THEIR FUCKING SERVERS UNTIL THEY FIX THIS SHIT
I'M LEGITIMATELY PANICKING RIGHT NOW
My Steam is working perfectly fine
are you guys just trying to trick me again?
HELP ME LORD JESUS
>pcucks
guys I rarely go on steam but I have purchased some games there using my credit card how fuckem am I ? should I log in?
>its not a ruse
How the fuck do I stop this?
>Check my profile
>Email used isn't mine
>>321429598
click on wallet or account details in top right of client.
>steam suddenly went american
Whats going on?
>>321429623
FUCK NIGGER.
DELETE CREDIT CARD.
>>321429203
I am now orenasaf
what in the fuck, gaben?
QUICK GO TO LICENSES AND RATE THE TASTE OF THE GUY WHO'S ACCOUNT YOU GOT INTO
>1/10
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY
FOR WHAT END
WHO
NSA?
ISIS?
ISRAEL?
>>321429623
If you stored your payment options, you're fucked,
wtf my passoword isn't working anymore, is this the end bros??
>>321429470
>a log in option when I am clearly logged in?
Isn't that usually a honeypot?
Then again with profiles being swapped around I guess it's a bit late to worry about that.
>>321429172
>mfw it's real
>i'm psn_edward_haag now
FULL
PANIC
MODE
1. CLICK ON YOUR USERNAME IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER NEAR YOUR FUNDS
2. CLICK ACCOUNT DETAILS
3. IT WILL TAKE YOU TO SOMEONE ELSES ACCOUNT
4. PANIC
>>321429660
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
P A N I C
Install SteamOS to fix this
>>321429687
Santa
>>321429678
WTF me too man
>>321429665
Oh now I see it
now I'm a cute girl
>everything went better than expected
I'm back in english, but everythings in canadian dollars and there are multiple buttons to "sign in"
So can valve shut everything down already so we all don't lose our money.
How are they going to rectify all this this is a disaster.
Anyone tried editing/deleting someone else's payment method?
>>321429748
yeah install some god awful linux distro made by the incompetent fucks at valve
>>321429220
>>321429367
i'm also cheney43
who else team cheney43 here
i can see his paypal email and contact info email as well as the last 4 digits of his phone number
holy fuck what are you doing steam
My language is constantly changes what the fuck gabe help
You all just got hacked by a hacker known as 4Chins xDDD
>>321429769
clap dollars?
OK WHAT
Steam think's I'm [FTA]TatsuyaSuou
>steam store suddenly in German
>login and download steam button on store page
>press login
>store is now in english
>login button no longer works
>>321429769wena hermano
>PC "master race"
This shit is fucking terrible, you can see the email address of whoever's account you end up with, rip everyones security
shit now im mucks122
WE DID IT /v/
>>321429686
>gta5 great white shark cash card
lol
can't wait for the inevitable VAC ban
we did it bros!
>>321429686
Whats going on?
I'm worried
minkey314 standing by
>>321429830
alright I'm back in pounds now, but it still says to install steam and WHO THE FUCK IS MINKEY314
who /ghostface255/ here?
Here:
http://www.neowin.net/news/steam-down-on-christmas-day-amid-fears-of-ddos-attack
Odd. It's back to normal for me. It never logged me off or display me as a different user. The store front just went in Portuguese for a while, now it switched back to english.
Things seem to be stable now.
IT'S OVER
IT'S
ALL
OVER
>>321429432
This seems to be happening to everyone. Is it time to panic?
TFW CANT EVEN FUCKING DELETE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION BECAUSE I CANT ACCESS MY OWN ACCOUNT DARE GA TASUKETEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you are now peruvian
I will play the music of my people
>Haven't used my new credit card on Steam
No money getting taken from me
goota love steam incompetence, absolute zero fucks given and n response about this
Why do people like valve and steam again? Cause valve is no better then ea
>>321429686
i have some kind of cyka
>Someone literally just bought three games for me using my steam wallet
Holy fuck thank god for steam refund
Change your fucking passwords
>>321429945
zachbrowncareer standing by
>>321429945
Wait a sec, you got Minkey314 as well? Odd.
>>321429945
>>321429172
>>321429238
minkeys unite
>>321429945
'sup 314bro
>buying digital
>trusting game shop with their credit card info
Hohoho, merry Christmas made by Valve.
What the fuck, who is this kid
>>321429769
.. what? I got that same info (sum and name) show up on my steam at least once
>all you can do is look at the stuff on their account
>trying to edit anything takes you to an error page
Well aside to having your email found out and part of your mobile phone number and shit shown it doesn't seem like they can damage anything since it doesn't think you're actually logged in.
But still what the fuck. This is horrifying.
SETTING SHIT TO PRIVATE DEOSNT EVEN MATTER BECAUSE THEY GET YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS NOT YOUR PROFILE
EVERYONE CHANGE YOUR LINKED EMAIL
REMOVE CREDIT CARDS AND PAYPALS AND ANYTHING ELSE LINKED
>>321429854
dude I don't know it's most likely a DDOS attack and hopefully everything is back to normal by later
Check your emails though, make sure no one is using your funds on you.
its over
steam is done
>>321429837
1 free copy of portal 2 to anyone who lost a credit card
>>321428364
>>321429686
what a faggot
>>321429985
Dude we are getting onto other people's account
>>321429962
I got the same account hooooly shit
>>321429484
This. All the people who don't use the pre paid steam cards are retarded.
>>321429917
im him too desu
>tfw it's real
nigga..
>>321428364
mine is in french or something
>>321429826
Send penis to all her friends.
>>321429962
WHAT THE FUCK IS R DOLLARS?
WHO THE FUCK IS MINKEY?
this guy is a fucking faggot
>>321429945
wait shit you too?
What game is Valve going to shit onto everyone for this fuck up?
I bet it's Portal 2 or L4D
>>321430041
>Protected by Steam Guard
M-merry Christmas
NOW IS THE RIGHT TIME TO PANICeven everyone including Speedwagon is afraid
>>321429917
go rage hack on his account
>>321429678
me too
>>321429917
I'm seeing the exact same thing.
Thank fucking god I don't store my credit card information in anything.
>suddenly my currency is pounds
>im in someone elses account
holy fuck
>go to store
>press "For you"
>go to wishlist
>end up at pic related
Who are steam telling you to visit this christmas?
>my email is now pavvchandu
Thank God I am not stupid enough to have credit card information stored in any online service.
I'm now YuriHentai
I hope you niggers are online banking, ya'll better deactivate your credit cards ASAPish
>cheeseburgerman666
rip in pieces my friend
>>321430170
Russian Dollars, of course.
>>321429887
Better than Microsoft that sells user data to the FBI.
Better than Sony that doesn't encrypt user data and keeps all customer info on a text document, which was all given to people that kek'd Sony.
I mean it's good for keks right now but I am worried about the after effects guys ;-;
hobokilkl12 I'm on your account buddy. I won't fuck it up I promise.
This faggot here...
>>321430004
change credit card password idiot
Every account is bound to one game.
If you click on the same game you'll get the same user.
>>321430190
>no Sakura Swimming/Beach/Angel game
terrible
>>321429678
i'm that guy as well
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHY DID I EVER TRUST THE CLOUD
FUCK YOU GABENNNNN
>>321430004
you call your bank when you get a chance and get your credit card deleted, then request your bank for replacement
botnet is finally kicking in lmao
eat shit pcucks
>>321430203
OFFICIAL THREAD IMAGE
I just checked and had three random games in my cart that i didnt add. What the actual fuck. Already changed my password and don't see any charges on my account so far but if i got hacked im gonna be fucking pissed.
Scared
>>321430126
/innsanewow/ reporting in
>tfw I will never have 1.700 chilean pesos in steambux
>>321428364
Mine is Russian also, and every time I try to purchase something it brings up some stranger's wishlist.
I guess my roommate isn't getting a Christmas present.
>Samantha1182
Do I think I got a chance bros
I get someone new every time I try to go to any other pages, what the fuck?
el4ctr0craft here
carrotunicorn17 standing by
2015: Steam Ruins Christmas?
I can just buy shit right now on someones acc
>>321429172
im "imlegitbroyt" now
>>321430045
>>321430045
well he's not a retard
>someone bought a fucking TF2 hat with my cash
FUCK YOU VALVE
amplifygoesin here
i got almost $6 andnogaemz
>>321429678
FUG ME TOO
It's just the Orange box and then community purchases up until October of this year. Must be some guy's alt account.
Lol pc master race huh?
superbovine you fat fuck, stop playing just cause 3
>>321430410
no you can't
if you go to your cart it's your own profile
IT'S FUCKING TIME TO PANIC GUYS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING SECURITY BREACH REWFUJSFRWRF
>>321429172
I thought you guys were full of shit, what the fuck is going on
>leaving your credit card/pay pal info in your account
only have yourself to blame desu
PLEASE JUST SHUT STEAM OFF ALREADY YOU FUCKS I DON'T WANT SOMEONE GETTING MY SHIT I CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING
fuck it, i give up
This is suddenly at the top of the steam client, I guess the main page is connected to a phis site?
Valve ffs pull the plug and sort it out
who team innsanewow here?
>tfw someone is looking at your account right now and judging you
/PANIC/
>/PANIC/
/PANIC/
>/PANIC/
/PANIC/
>/PANIC/
/PANIC/
>/PANIC/
/PANIC/
>/PANIC/
/PANIC/
>/PANIC/
>>321429678
>>321429821
HAHAHA same here!
>>321430410
>xxnosignal666xx
man what a fag
>someone right now is looking at your your profile in confusion
>>321430372
This is how you get a GF
>get russian acc
>7 lines in
>seem good
>then this
WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO
CAN YOU FUCKING PURGE STEAM ALREADY GABE WHAT THE FUCK
>can't get on own account details to remove cards
hacked
>>321430050
yo, who's that semen demon?
>>321430574
STOP
I'm still me, but everything is french. Does that mean I'm gay?
>>321430553
what the fuck, i'm him
why is it that the same people are showing up?
>>321429453
>Avoid the mobile authenticator since I am changing my smartphone
>Accidentally left my info because I was going to buy a game
Life sure is funny sometimes.
>>321430574
OGRE
CHECK YOUR EMAILS AND DISABLE YOUR CREDIT CARD
Anyone else getting Error Code: -302
>mfw still have my account
>mfw no credit card information
>mfw lizard squad underestimated my power
Oh well, at least I have my trusty Xbo....nope, that's down too
This kid has terrible taste
Whats a good game i can buy for under 3.70?
I want to get something before I lose my card selling bucks from 3 sales.
>>321430574
WAIT
Who Oren here?
3 0 2
0
2
>>321430518
This why the fuck would you do that? So lazy to reenter your card info faggots?