>meeting this bitch for the first time
>that intro sequence
holy fug
>>321419913
Too bad she proceeded to rape my asshole with her giant lava spider cock 20 times. Hardest boss for me in Dark Souls and I don't know why.
>>321419913
>literally a female's upper body pasted on top of a spider
Oh, so majestic and unique.
>>321419913
>YFW THAT INTRO CINEMATIC
>YFW IT PANS UP TO HER TIDDIES
>>321421483
Too busy starin nigga?
>Too bad she proceeded to rape my asshole
>Too bad
You ungrateful fuck.
I had to go and fap immediately after I finished the fight.
>>321421483
This is why I hate elitists.
Everyone struggles with different bosses. I find Queelag extremely easy and I've no trouble wiping the floor with her.
Meanwhile, Capra and his dogs still give me shit to this day.
>dat smile
muh dick
>>321421756
Shit, you got me.
>>321421939
I guess everyone has his own nemezis. For example I beat Capra without problems on first try, but It took me about a month to beat the Bell Gargoyles, while most people consider them easy. Queelag was moderatly hard for me.
I'm currently at the place you lot call Sen's Funhouse.
The game is fucking awesome, I love everything about it. It's just that I have yet to encounter a hard boss fight. I only really struggled at the Capra Demon, but he's more like a mini-boss.
When will a boss hand my ass to me? Biggie and Smalls? Also, the vagina dragon was really dissapointing.
>>321421483
it's a big difficulty spike, really
also she can't be cheesed like most bosses before her
>>321421483
>>321421939
>>321422212
>tfw took me like 4 tries to do the prologue boss because i didnt read the sign that said use a plunge attack so id just fall down and try to hit him with my sword
i was so foolish
>>321422212
Ornstein and Smough is the stupidest fucking fight in the entire game. You can practice and git gud at fighting them, but at the end of the day, you're still at the mercy of whatever attacks they decide to throw at you. sometimes you roll the dice and they're easy and separated, sometimes they're buttbuddies for life.
The worst is when ornstien gets stuck on geometry during his fucking leap, and he's stuck in that leaping animation.
>>321422371
same here
>>321422347
Biggie Smalls, probably. If they don't, 4 Kings might.
>>321422347
>Biggie and Smalls
Only if you get past the archers
>>321422347
Big small or four kings possibly. The vagina dragon is pathetically easy even more so as there are 2 summons signs.
>>321422515
>>321422519
Will it take long to get there?
>Focusing on dodging her attacks
>Watching intently for her hair to move
>It never moves
FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
>>321422639
if you want moving hair go play heavenly sword
>>321422637
If you're at Sens, nah. Probably... 3 hours?
>>321422637
Big small is after sens funhouse and four kings is the ruins underground
>>321422470
I agree, Gargoyles and these two faggots were the only really difficult bosses for me, with the rest of them it just required a couple of tries and figuring out a good strategy, but these two fights was were just a nightmare. Still, great game, would get killed again.
>>321422347
did you fight sif already?
also do the dlc
It's fucking shit compared to the boss fights in Bloodborne.
>>321422754
>>321422804
Great looking forward to it anons. The game really deserves the praise, it's made with love through and through and you can feel it.
>>321422972
Nah mate.
Nah.
>you will never convince Queelag that you are going to save her sister
>you will never save her sister
>both sisters will never be happy
>Queelag will never fall in love with you
Why live?
>>321422972
The bb bosses only look better overall. The fights are about the same in difficulty.
>>321423069
Yep.
Looking back all the boss fights in the Souls games are slow as fuck and easy compared to Bloodborne's bosses.
DaS1 also had so many cheesable bosses it was ridiculous.
>>321422959
I heard that the DLC is some hard ass shit that you enter when you reach endgame status or something, dunno. Don't know when I should or shouldn't do it.
>>321421483
shes not even that hard, it's just that i always get greedy for a few more hits and get one shot by her explosion. had the same problem with the stray demon. but then again, i did summon an npc to help me so that's probably why it was so easy.
>>321423113
what's the zoomed in part showing??
>>321423227
do it when your heart tells you to
I went in after killing seath and nito, soul level 65ish
Also the area after artorias is fucking great for pvp if you're into that
>>321423113
I helped her sister to save my best bud and bro solaire. Fucked up gwyn with jolly co-operation
>>321423148
all the bb bosses look like possessed shag carpet tho senpai
>>321423187
Plenty of cheese in BB as well.
You can beat Cleric by lobbing shit at him.
Gascoigne has the music box.
Flamesprayer wrecks Rom.
Etc.
>>321421483
You can summon the npc fat miranda or something after you beat her intrusion.
The npc is really giod to distract dearsister while you fight from the distance. Once you get the hang out of it, and realize when to run and when to roll, the range of the lava and if you can roll over it, it should be easier than flamelurker.
Playing single would be harder. Try constant hit and run.
>found quelana in blighttown
>killed queelag
>found the fair lady
>went back to firelink
>told Laurentius about where i got my pyromancy cuz why not, he's my bro
>later find out i doomed him to be hollow in blighttown forever
what have i done ;__;
>>321422972
>>321423069
Bloodborne fights are better than Dark Souls fights, but FROM was more inexperienced back then to be honest.
>>321422972
O&S, Astoras and Manus still fun.
Lets hope DaSIII is good.
>>321423069
Honestly, yeah
>>321423727
Seems dark souls 3 is going to be a mix of bb and ds1 which i am excited for.
>>321423457
You still have to fight them directly though. In DaS1 you could beat manus with arrows standing outside the gate, kill Ceaseless without even fighting him directly, kill Taurus demon by climbing up a ladder, etc. They were less direct approaches to fighting bosses and it was lame as fuck. And let's not start with all the shit bosses like Pinwheel and Bed.
Four Kings can fuck themselves to this day, and bed of chaos is the boss that defines the term artificial difficulty, holy shit i hate that boss
>>321423868
>>321423824
>>321423727
Difference of opinions.
I feel like the DaS bosses were a lot more fun to fight.
>>321424018
Not really. Only the DLC bosses were hard.
A vast majority of bosses in the base game were pushovers.
>>321423994
I can just never tell where I am in relation to the kings so I spend a lot of time swinging at nothing. Not that bad otherwise.
Fuck bed of chaos and lost izalith though. That shit is unacceptably awful
>>321423350
He probably thinks it's bush or part of her vagina even though it's way too far up. Also it's not hair, it's just part of her lava stuff.
>>321423994
The 4 lords are bretty terrible
4 kings is rape them or get raped, the fight. It's imposible to have fun.
Seath is, get cursed once, build curse resistance and rape him, the fight.
Bed of Chaos was a great idea because it's a boss that doesn't give a fuck about your level, but it ended being shit.
Nito is pretty much the only funny fight, and only if you are not a cheeserholyweaponfag
>>321419913
She's still my favourite battle, being the first that required me to actually strategize and learn how to roll
I mean, Biggy Smallz was fun too, butI summoned Solaireso I guess they weren't as satisfying to beat
>>321424286
protip: there are 2 ways to dodge manus' AOE attack, the first being using the amulet
>>321421978
>>321421978
>dem lips
Muh dick
>>321425295
Dick sucking lips
>>321422364
>Can't be cheesed
Just keep firing arrows at her human half to stunlock her.
Post more Quelaag.
>>321426162ok
>>321426282
>tfw you will never touch the flames of her heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VUzHRBc2bQ
>>321426451
>tfw she'll never teach you her chaos pyromancy
I picked this game up for the first time since like 2013 this past week. Holy shit is it piss easy compared to Dark Souls 2 and Bloodborne. Poise is broken and pretty much makes you unable to be staggered, the enemy placement is so far apart you never have to worry about getting hurt, and the parry window is wider than the gapping dragons pussy mouth. its still a fun game but it kinda loses a lot of the regard I held it up for because of how easy it is now to play, like in my mind I still thought it was the hardest newer game out there, but no, it isn't.
>mom walks in
>>321426556
If you watch her, Quelaag's one of the only bosses with a fully posed face. Her eyes blink and follow you, her brow furrow and her mouth moves during the battle (especially when she's flinched or is winding up an attack). Makes me think she had a much larger part before her story was dummied out.
>>321426849
>>321421483
eh, queelag wasnt too bad for me
THESE niggas on the other hand...
>>321426558
Dark Souls 2 had a lot of bullshit in it. I like how fair the PvE was in Dark Souls 1, even if it did get easy once you got gud.
>>321426849
this shot right here is the only reason dark souls was an M rated game.
>>321427226
They're what made me completely stop playing DaS. Last Lord to be beat before Gwyn and I was just not into that DPS race
>>321427076
why
I wanna fuck her
>>321427237
I'm not saying the first dark souls was bad. its just in retrospect after DS2 and bloodborne the first game just feels ridiculously easy. Hell you can make it through 2 entire areas back to back without sitting once at a bonfire and your sword is still crisp as hell. in 2 you hit like 6 dudes and the thing is ready to break.
>>321427413
Get in line.
>>321427413
I wanna get bored
>>321427662
u wat
>>321427076
FUCK...This picture got me hard
>>321419913
>Was raised to not hit women
>have to summon for this fight
f-fuck you from
>>321428228
Yeah I couldn't take advantage of her weakness (targeting her upper half) because I'd feel kinda guilty for desecrating such a hottie.
