>girlfriend bought me a ps4 so we could play "together"
>Fucking ps4 for the coop games!
Damn, even Xbox would be a better present
What can I do now?
>>321419269
send it back, it has no games worth playing
>>321419269
Tell your girlfriend thanks but if you wanted to play together an xbone would have been better.
Return PS4 and buy an xbone.
But this is a troll topic and you didn't need me to tell you that
What games would you play on xbone?
Damn you sound like a real shitty person
Diablo 3 is pretty fun Co op. Definately not worth buying a nogames station 4 for, but you might as well get some use out of it.
>>321419608
This. Assuming this isn't a troll thread.
Where the fuck do you even find a girlfriend that is into videogames?
>not wanting to play EDF4.1 co-op
you can always use dualshock as dildo
Don't be such an ungrateful Shit head?
xbox trolls go home, it's not like the co-op situation there is any better. modern gaming just isn't made for couch gaming anymore, its all about bodying 13 year olds online now.
>>321419269
You can play LBP3 and BLOPS3 together, what couch coops games does the XB1 even have besides Halo?
You guys are fucking autistic
>>321420093
You don't.
You find a regular gf and introduce her to vidgams.
>>321419269
Sell it and buy a PC.
Dump the whore because only plebs play on consoles.
>>321420093
She doesn't need to be /v/ level nerd to play videogames
Most of people play them in the free time, I remember how man hoursy my one killed on the gta 5 2 years ago
I'm no expert when it comes to dealing with people but it would probably be best for you to at least pretend to be happy that someone cared enough about you to buy something like that for you.
Maybe you could try playing it instead of making useless threads on /v/.
Just a thought.
>>321420220
Its funny cause Halo 5 doesn't even have splitscreen
>>321419269
the only couch coop game the xbone has over ps4 is MCC.
>>321420365
I met one who played very little.
I let her play my copy of Shovel knight and I swear to you she said "[laughs] oh I'm such a nerd" at least 3 times.
Couldn't stand it, thought I could look past it but it was eating away inside.
Guess I'll be alone forever
>>321420810
maybe it's because you date only ugly girls
Most of normal ones have normal personality
>>321419269
it does have coop games
they are all online coop though
so unless she has a ps4 for herself
then you guys wasted a ton of money.
women shouldn't have access to money
>>321419269
>not playing Diablo 3 or EDF with your gf
Don't act surprised when she cheats on you with Tyrone fag
>buying a nogamestation
>for the games
:^)
>>321419269
What does a xbox even have that the ps4 doesn't.
>>321420903
I thought it was the other way around?
>>321420093
On /v/.
That's basically how I got mine.
>>321419269
>Damn, even Xbox would be a better present
Halo doesn't have split screen anymore, so that ain't even true.
>>321420971
Then how should she pay for you in restaurant when it's her turn?
>>321421053
No, ugly people=ugly personality
this is why /v/ is such a shithole
>>321419269
get little big planet
play it
make levels
download levels
stop being a shit head
>>321421128
>No, ugly people=ugly personality
Merry Christmas Mr.Frogman
>>321421183
Believe it or not women like to pay for stuff too, whether it's because they feel bad or they feel just as "powerful" or some SJW shit.
It's a lot easier to just let her pay for a meal every once in a while then to fight her on it.
Or instead of complaining and worrying about it, thank her because she just spend a few hundred of her own dollars on a pretty sweet gift, regardless on how you feel about console gaming.
>>321421370
>It's a lot easier to just let her pay for a meal every once in a while then to fight her on it.
cuck
>>321421167
Thank you, someone else with sense...
>>321421530
>I'm saying words I don't understand!
I know I'm falling right into the bait but I don't care.
How about you be thankful that you have a fucking girlfriend you spoiled piece of shit.
>>321421665
>bait
I'm saying words I don't understand!
>gets you a gift so she can use it
dump her
>>321419608
>returning PS4 to buy an xbone
I hope you mean WiiU, as that console has more and better co-op games.
>>321419269
>ungrateful
>has a GF
>wants an Xbone
You couldn't belong here any less if you tried.
>>321421750
You're right, you are.
Thanks for agreeing with me, makes it a lot easier for the both of us.
Since we got bait and cuck off the list, should we proceed with baneposting or do you want to dust off an older meme?
just enjoy it
You can at least play Resogun and Street Fighter V & the Call of Duties together on splitscreen
Even if you dont end up playing splitscreen, there are so many games coming out for PS4 in 2016
You could get an Xbone too to play Gears & Rare Replay.. but it's still an inferior machine
>>321421946
someone get this redditor out of here
>>321419269
You be thankful that your girlfriend bought you a fucking PS4 you autistic trash. Or kill yourself.
>>321421967
>enjoy
>cod
>gears
>>321419269
You can give it to me if you don't like it.
My wife's son wanted PS4 for christmas and I have no money.
>>321422319
ask your wife's boyfriend
>>321421887
>WiiU
I don't think his gf would enjoy having a manchild as a boyfriend
Your' re a dumb ass if you return the PS4 and get that VCR Xbone console. And you would be a complete dick to do that to your gf's awesome sweet present.
>>321422189
Good choice.
gb2 >>>/reddit/
>all of these single, angsty virgins ITT
My GF just plays Gems of War on steam all day and we still get along.
>>321419269
>play "together"
fuck her then play ps4
>>321420810
same here except mine was with nintendoland zelda minigame
>>321419269
how about you buy yourself your own xbox you manchild
>>321419878
Not really. It's like someone getting you god of war and saying you can play together. It's not co op, the system has no good co op games, it barely even has fucking co op games
>>321422453
Then why did she get him a ps4?
>>321422556
>i-i'm not a redditor i swear
lel
>>321420493
But every single one Halo has, or did you forget that the only real worth remaster this gen is MCC?
>>321421183
>paying for them everytime
The cuck is actually you retard
>>321422278
>hating on Gears
>>321422973
>any remaster worth buying
>any halo worth buying
>>321422939
>stuttering
>b-b-b-b anon k-kun i'm not a r-r-r-r-r-redditor
Fucking summerfags fuck off.which ebin meme next?
>>321422806
>le CoD is for kids
>implying kids buying violent and mature games is anything new
You probably think Pokemon is a highly sophisticated game just because "adults" play it as well
>>321423042
>defending Chest High Walls: Brown and Grey edition
>>321422278
>there are people who have nostalgia for halo/gears/cod
>>321423169
>You probably think Pokemon is a highly sophisticated game just because "adults" play it as well
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say this.
>>321422994
the man controls the money flow, always
>>321419269
PS4 has a lot of great coop games.
>>321423273
Have you never heard Pokemon tourneys?
How many people pretend Pokemon is "deep" and complex"?
>>321422453
Actually I'm sure she wouldn't care(about me having wiiu, not about selling her gift)
PS4 is just more popular
>a xbox would be a better present
>has even less games
>not even halo is splitscreen
Holy shit, this post can't be serious.
>>321423214
Having nostalgia for a game released in 2001 isn't that ridiculous, old man.
I got a PS4 & enjoy couch coop too.
Only played Diablo, EDF, Helldivers & LBP for couch coop.
Am I missing any?
Why is this generation so fucking ungrateful?
>>321423169
Wouldn't it be "le cod is for adults" since reddit is where most of the codfags reside, at least compared to /v/?
Also, you're a fucking retard if you think CoD isn't for kids.
>>321423214Well, to be fair, having nostalgia for cod1 is perfectly fine. That enemy at the gates scene is almost on par with the omaha beach scene in MOH:AA
>>321423541
Yeah sorry let me boot up all those ps4 co op games real quick, cuz there are just so many!
>>321419269
stop crying like a whiny fucking faggot and enjoy your gift jesus fucking christ.
>>321423571
>haha I'm younger than you and therefore have a justified sense of superiority
Your entire generation was a fucking mistake. Time to legalize abortion up to age 30.
>>321423636
It's been a shitty gen for video games man.
>>321423713
Little Big Planet 3 is a wonderful couch coop game, certainly better than anything on the Xbox
>>321419269
sell it
play itanything would have been better than coming to /v/ to bitch
>>321423713
Or you can just cut the middle man and play on a fucking WiiU which has a shit ton of co-op games.
I mean, this thread is about which console has the most co-op games, and the WiiU outshines all the other consoles combined in that regard.and other regards but I don't want to kick someone while they're down on christmas
>>321423927
wii u is a joke, not a single game worth playing if you are above the mental age of a 12 year old
>>321423916
That reminds me.
How fucking pathetic can someone be to come onto /v/ on christmas when they have a girlfriend?
I mean, I'm here but my excuse isyou're my family.
>>321423796
Never said I was superior, you're just a dipshit is all. Chill out gramps
>>321423667
>>321423927
>implying someone gives a shit about a tripfag thinks
>implying somebody gives a fuck about the WiiU
Black Ops 3 zombie mode is fun as fuck in split screen mode.
But go ahead and meme on me you fucking faggots.
>>321424059
He says as he types like a 12 year old.
You say that like the other consoles have anything for people of higher mental age.
Honestly, Mario3DWorld requires a higher mental age than any exclusives on the other consoles.
And of the non-exclusives, PC has em.
>>321419878
Well he is from Quebec, presumably, just looking at the photo. Would explain a lot.
>>321424067Mine is being a bitch today for some reason
>>321424253
>Honestly, Mario3DWorld requires a higher mental age than any exclusives on the other consoles.
>he honestly believes this
Well considering the average tripfag IQ is in negative numbers it's no surprise
>>321419269
Shit on the PS4 in front of her and shout
"THIS IS 4 THE PLAYERS"
>>321424170
>comes to /v/ just to point out that there are people here that are virgins
Is your name John?
What next, gunna call us faggots? Do you hate every single one of us? Gunna call all of us fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures? Everything bad in the world? Ask if we ever gotten any pussy? I mean, do you guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but we all take to a whole new level? This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook?
Should we be a stranger, or hit you with our best shot? Are you pretty much perfect? Were you captain of the football team, and starter on you basketball team? Ask us what sports do we play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? Do you also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (Did she just blow you; Was shit was SO cash?). Gunna call us all faggots who should just kill ourselves. Are you going to be thankful that we listened to you?
Pic Related: Is it you and your bitch?
>>321422705
If you enjoy staring at loading screens may I recommend little big planet 3?
>>321424402
>says thats not true
>doesn't list any games
I need a laugh, friend. Tell me something that isn't a casualized piece of shit.
>>321424372
>being a bitch on christmas to someone who you consider yourself in a romantic relationship with
I'd dump her.
>>321419269
>someone buys you a relatively expensive console
>be such a faggot that you complain about it
I'll take the fucking thing if you don't want it. Damn.
>>321419269
OP, you don't have a girlfriend. Your parents bought it for you. Keep it and play SP games.
If by some strange cosmic reason you DO have a gf, dump her. Tell her the gift was so shitty and she doesn't really know you, because if she did she'd know you wanted an xbone
>>321424445
It's cute you try to put words in my mouth, I would like you to do the same, but instead of words, you could use a gun
>>321419269
>french
>normie
>ps4
you lost at life pretty hard desu senpai
kill her & kill yourself
>>321424693
Honestly she should dump him if he wants a xbone.
>>321424787
>It's cute you try to put words in my mouth
New as fuck.
>Telling me to kill myself
How original.
What do you think I am? Some kind of feminazi who'd screencap any posts that disagree with my opinion and tell the news that my life is being threatened?
You're accomplishing nothing.
>>321424609
>implying I need to list games that are harder than Mario
>implying that even Tetris isn't more difficult than the most modern Mario games
>Tell me something that isn't a casualized piece of shit.
Yes because Mario games are the pinnacle of difficulty right? wow REDS you should stop shilling for Nintendo since the paycheck is never gonna comebut I guess you're already used to not getting paid arent you?
>>321422705
helldivers is fun a fuck rocket league too
>>321425080
Still waiting on those games.
>>321425056
>new as fuck
>LOOK I'VE BEEN ON THIS PLACE FOR 10 YEARS I KNOW WHO'S NEW AND WHO'S NOT
>You're accomplishing nothing.
Neither you are other than proving how much of an obnoxious fag you are, oh wait everyone already know that
>>321424308
>quebec
as opposed to France?
>>321424934
I know, but it would be a funny reason to break up
>>321419269
>shitting on a gift
Nigga, you go and find something to play now.
It's gonna be hard since it's the PS4 we're talking about, but don't you dare shit on a gift.
>>321423667
More like you're fucking retarded if you think videogames aren't for kids.
>>321425294
I'm saying hes new as fuck because he didn't know that it was a copypasta.
>>You're accomplishing nothing.
>Neither are you
Yes, but the difference is I know I'm not accomplishing anything.
Still waiting on those games.
>>321425207
>gets BTFO
>"i-i-im still waiting for those examples"
What's the matterjanitordid I struck a nerve?
>>321425316
It's almost 9pm in France, kinda late to be opening presents. But it's right on time for North America. But if he's in France I pity him too, that's not much of a step up.
>>321419269
LBP3
Rocket League
>>321419269
>girlfriend bought me a ps4
>girlfriend
reported
>>321420176
Fucking this. The newest Halo doesn’t even have split screen couch co-op.
>>321425468
>Mario requires a higher mental age than garbage like cod and halo and every other exclusive on the pisspoor/xbone
>NUH UH *smug anime face*
>then list some games
>I DON'T NEED TO *smug anime face*
>still waiting on those games
>LOL Y-YOU M- M- *whimpers* M-MAD? *smug anime face*
Still waiting on those games.
>>321425915
Okay if it makes you and your hotpockets happy, I'll list a game "harder" than Mario:
The Witcher 3, despite having a one button combat is more challenging than 3D World
There, happy? Now go back to delete anti-nintendo threads but leave the others that shit talk the rest
>buy yourself a PS4 for Christmas
>take a picture of it
>make a thread on /v/ baiting replies
>youre still alone on Christmas
>you dont have a gf
Fuck, /v/. Should I just kill myself?
>tfw two TV setup in the front room, and me and the gf both have a PS4 so we can play shit together
Feels good.
>>321425915
>Mario requires a higher mental age than garbage like cod and halo
>>321426168
Would you look at that?
You were put into checkmate by a tripfag, how embarassing. GG NO RE
>b-but, how? I won, not you!
Well, I suppose with your simple mind, you must have already forgot what I said earlier.
Here ya go:
>>321424253
>Mario3DWorld requires a higher mental age than any exclusives on the other consoles.
>than any exclusives on the other consoles
>exclusives
Don't bother backpeddling or moving the goalposts, games over friend. Speaking of games, I'ma go play some Splatoon that I got for christmas. And before you shout "THATS A CASUAL GAME! ITS 2EZ" its certainly is more difficult than winning this little debate.
So, GG. But not GG WP, cause that wasn't played well by you at all!
Have some christmas themed vidya themed ecchi as a consolation prize!
>>321426360
Hes right, you know. Ain't no regenerating health in mario.
>>321420810
I dated a gamer grrrrrllll once and I hated it. She was awful and would always say "I'm so random!" or "I'm such a nerd". It infuriated me and she was so awful at every game. I vowed never to date a girl who plays video games. Now I'm with a girl who doesn't care that I play games and she just takes a nap while I play. Much better.
>>321426793
>best pokegirl
>in ribbons
>>321426793
Even if I listed exclusives it wouldn't matter because you would immediately call them shit or casualized because your Nintenbrony mentality cloud your judgement
>b-but, how? I won, not you!
Weird because that's what you just did, but whatever tripfag janitor, if it makes your little and pathetic existence better be my guest, enjoy spending the rest of your life cleaning up the mess of this place and doing FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE
>>321426951
Mario 64 had regenerating health when in the water
>finally get the nerve to propose today
>she's super happy
>she says "you know what would go great with this?"
>"the baby you're about to put in me"
>jumps me and fucks me bareback until I cum
>she's taking a nap now before we go visit the families
That went from 0 to 100 really quick. I'm not ready for kids
>>321427321
youre an idiot for doing it today
>>321419269
It's a gift, you know what to do.
>>321427308
Thats a lot of damage control, anon. If the pisspoor or xboner had a exclusive that puts 3dworld to shame, why don't you list it?
>>321427557
Because there isn't one, just look at boringborne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cBLwYiMxJ8Q#t=33
>>321419269
buy MKX
>>321427557
Because tripfags are retarded and would go to extreme lenghts to defend it
And because since he's a janitor he would've deleted and ban me for proving him wrong
>>321427774
Janitors cannot ban, newfriend.
>>321421887
If you just want to play some casual shooters Xbox would be leagues better (With the obvious exception of Halo 5)
My experience, Nintendo games are only fun with 3+ players
>>321428013
Why would you want to play casual shooters?
>>321427321
You're with someone who isn't on birth control? People actually do this shit?
>>321419269
Nice post you in-great faggot. Can't even afford your own console.
>>321422278
>gears is bad
REDS skull is so thick it's the reason why they changed the Lancer melee from bayonett to chainsaw, amirite?
>>321428054
every console shooter is casual
>>321420220
Well when i play on my ps4 with my gf its just me chilling there and her cuddling me. 9/10 just needs a bj
>>321428054
Because they are fun and the only "hardcore" shooters out there are exports try hard shit like CS:GO
>>321419269
Your mom isnt your girlfriend op.
>>321419269
if you want coop games sell your ps4 and buy a ps1/ps2 or a snes.
If youre not the total faggot which you currently are, you could have used your pc to emulate all thos for free on a higher quality.
The money you could have spent on some good burgers
>>321420991
Not that anon, but I'm trying to play EDF with my girl. She won't. She instead wants to play fallout 4 on pc or warframe together.
>>321421062
She (male) doesn't count.
>>321428923
She has a vagina.
>>321419269
Keep posting this thread every week like you've done for a while now and produce more shitposting on /v/ obviously
>>321419269
nigger... look for co-op games before fucking it up
Off the top of my head
Persistent character long-time games with some RPG elements:
-Diablo3
-Borderlands2
-Helldivers
Best couch co-op platformer is the world (50% discount right now also):
-N++
but also:
-Rayman Legends
Misc:
-Plants vs Zombies third person shooter version (somehting warfare)
-Trine2
-Every CoD game
-Every Lego game
-Metal Gear Slug 3
-Any racing game
-Any fighting game
I'm sure there are more. You fault for being a cuck and having no idea about the fun counch co-op the PS4 has
>>321419269
Give it to your girlfriends son, he can play it with his dad.
>>321420328
This is the main way.
>>321429084
Post-op vaginas don't count
>>321419269
>Not knowing how fucking ps4 co-op games are
See Bloodborne, need for speed and helldivers
Some of the ones I have atm.
Sure though only helldivers is local doe.
Get LBP if she wants more of casual fun.
>>321429671
oh shit how could I forget pic related
Anyway OP, there are plenty. Don't be an ass to her.
>>321429671
Disney Infinity is fucking great couch co-op.
>>321429884
She has never had a penis.
