How did he manage to stay /fit/ even after 14 years of being a vegetable?
>>321418062
BecauseVIDEO GAMES.
>>321418062
Because he's just that fucking American
blowjobs
>>321418062
dat aryan genes
>>321418504
>Americans
>being fit
>>321418062
superior polish medicine
Explain how Venom Snake is able to get more swole in 2 weeks on a ship arriving to the middle of nowhere, Pakistan
Probably the same way he pretty much doesn't age either.
>>321418708
This was before MacDonalds doomed us all son.
>>321418779
Because he's the best snake
He was constantly fed Spinach.
>>321418504
>BJ
>American
The game makes it abundantly clear he's of Polish origin, even though his surname is not very Polish.
>>321418960
And Netflix. And video games. And frozen TV dinners. And decent air conditioning.
Man. If I lived in the 40s, I'd be in a lot better shape.
>>321418062
He's not a human obviously
>>321418062
He's a Jew
:^)
>>321419342
>Blazcowicz
>not very polish
>>321418779
noob gains
The story wasn't taking itself nearly as seriously as idiots like Yahtzee like to think it was.
>Friendly AI does friendly fire damage
>>321418779
good protein diet and exercise.
>>321418062
He didn't do any cardio.
hypnotherapy
>>321418779
>pkistn
>>321418062
Superior genetics.
>>321418779
They show Ocelot holding a syringe in the montage, suggesting steroids
>>321419730
>positioning yourself in the line of fire
People who are this bad at games, or life for that matter shouldn't be allowed to post.
>>321419030
>fat Olive Oyl
the fuck
>>321420069
olive oyl with spinach
>>321419646
As someone who is Polish I can tell that it's very non-Polish family name.
Polish names are typically ending with "-ski", for example Kowalski.
Blazkowicz sounds very foreign, literally nobody here has name like that or similar to that.
Now fuck off you uneducated Amerifat.
>>321420639
It sounds like a Polish-ization of a German name or something.
>>321420691
Yeah. It's as if someone was trying to pronounce a German/Austrian surname phonetically in Polish.
>>321418062
His burning hatred towards fascism kept him fit.
>>321420639
Sounds more hungarian or something to me but its not far off sounding Polish. come on, not every Polish second name ends with ski. names ending with 'sz' aren't uncommon.
>>321420639
surnames ending with -owicz are very common too though. blazkowicz sounds a bit off but it definitely could be a polish name
>>321418779
Did you know Pakistan is an acronym
>>321421268
>>321421198
-owicz ending is not the part that sounds off
It's the "Blazk" part that sounds off.
Honestly it would be more acceptable if it was Blaskowicz instead of Blazkowicz.
>>321421291
Fuck off
>>321418062
how did you imagine to stay so fat after years of not being a vegetable?
>>321421618
>-owicz ending is not the part that sounds off
>It's the "Blazk" part that sounds off.
I know, but the post I was replying to made it sound like the name doesn't sound polish, because it doesn't end with -ski
>>321421915
-owicz is not a very popular suffix in Poland no matter how you look at it
How did the Pillar Men stay in such great shape for being stuck in a stone for hundreds of years?
>>321422640
Magic isn't the same as lazy writing
>>321418062
Nanomachines, son.
>>321423437
>caring about writing in a wolfenstein game
>>321418062
answer is pic related
>>321420639
Like there was not Balcerowicz as Finance minister,
or there is no Macierewicz as current National Defence minister.
>>321418062
Because Anya
>>321424010
Neither of those sound unnatural to roll of the tongue you fucking retard.
And both of those have hundreds of families in Poland with same surnames.
There is literally not a single Blazkowicz here.
>>321421915
it may be changed to easier to pronounce from
1 Blask - Flash/Glare
2 Blaszka - Metal sheet
>>321424132
Also, RETARD, Wolfenstein is made by americans, so they probably took a middle european surname ending - Kowicz or Kovitz or fuck whatever and add blaz from ex Blaze to sound cool.
And there are more unnatural to roll of the tongue surnames in Poland you moron, than mere Blazkowicz
>>321424545
Go choke on a bag of dicks you uneducted amerifat that supports literal jewish propaganda that refuses to even do basic research on things like Polish surnames.
I hope that fat jewish gayben cock in your mouth will hopefuly shut you up.
>>321418062
don't ask questions
>>321425227
MFW i am Polish, sitting by my PC, drinking barszcz and laughing at you, you miserable dumb cunt.
>>321425389
Wypierdalaj ty pierdolona suko, barszcz sie je kurwa z talerza a nie pije ty zasrany zjebie. Mam nadzieje ze zydowski kutas stanie ci w gardle.
>>321425595
Ssij mi bąka z dupy. Barszcz można napierdalać z kubeczka.
>>321419342
He's Polish-American you tard.
>>321425595
>>321425716
OOGA BOOGA KATYN KURWA
>>321418062
Massages nigga
>>321418779
Ocelot used muscle enhancing drugs on him.
But to be honest I think he just needed to eat physical food.
>>321423743
That's what I was saying, dip
>>321419030
Someone post the Popeye being cucked by Bluto copypasta.
>>321418779
Steroids. They are very clear about this.
>LE AMERIFATS LLELELELLE SUPERIOR EUROPOOR XD
Thats what you sound like.
>>321427232
>people wondering why a man who was literally a vegetable for nearly 20 years is the same as making an "Americans are fat" joke
you are all sorts of retarded. Kill yourself and your family this Christmas
POLISH THREAD WOOO
>>321420639
Try not to get sacked while we're away
co tu sie kurwa sie odpierdala cweluchu? lecimy na >>>/trash/ gdzie wasze miejsce wy polskie szmaty jebane
>>321418779
The doctor at the cyprus hospital, for one, said that throughout his time there they would have people move his limbs for him, massage his muscles, and game him shock therapy to activate the muscles. And back at MB they give him steroids.
