STEAM IS DOWN WHAT DID YOU FAGGOTS DO
Works for me
Steam store*
>>321402494
Same
sent ;)
I can't buy my games either, I'm raging
>>321402250
fix it already volvo!
Just Cause 3 is just sitting in the steam store unplayed
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Did you try turning it off and back on? Op?
Its almost like people are trying to use all those Steam gift cards they got today.
>steam goes down
>PCucks on suicide watch
lamoing @ your ilves nerds ;)
>>321402250
works for me maybe you should buy it you pirate scum
>>321402250
Oh no, my glorified rental service that I've spent hundreds of dollars on long-term rentals with isn't working!
I'm tryna buy some shit too. This is your fault, faggots.
>>321403318
the store is down, and I was just about to buy Arkham knight :'(
>>321403306
>your ilves
>>321403382
Thank you Gaben for not letting this anon make a horrible mistake
>>321402250
oh no, is it those phantom "I FAILED TO HACK LE PSN" squatz redditors?
>>321403362
My games are working fine :^)
>>321403382
Why the higher powers always have to save your ass?
>>321402250
nvm fixed it
>>321402250
works for me
>>321403362
it's the steam store that's down not steam you raging retarded faggot
I can't access the store. But can I redeem games?
>>321403658
pls pm me the fix
>>321402250
Didn't steam give out a free game last time it went down on Christmas?
i was tryna download sonic adventure 2 (´vωv`)
Is it those lizard faggots again?
https://steamstat.us/
rip
> Want to buy stuff
> Can't
Gabe, you thick cunt
>>321403710
>posted: 7/19/2011
>>321402250
I'll PM you the fix.
>>321402250
It's a Christmas miracle!
>>321403306
>offline mode doesn't exist
But it does anon.
And it's not like the store matters; the deals today are the same ones from yesterday and the day before.
>>321403815
Gamergators?
>>321403854
> No one has done a 2016 version yet
Dissapointed tbqh
the first time I ever decide to partake in the winter sales and shit breaks right when I get on, maybe its a sign
>>321403306
Only the store is down you piss ant
this is the last straw gaben, u better watch out ima shank your butt
>>321403962
Is this your first time using Steam? Or were you just paying full price for games before?
>>321403854
>5 years ago
>CAD shirt wearing Jackass reject
>Today
>Cultured gentleman with shirt and suit
POO IN LOO
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
steam is up fags
>>321404068
i have a toaster so I usually pirated games since I wasn't sure if I would be able to actually run them or not, only bought a couple older games on the occasional random sales
>>321404130
>designated shitting servers
>>321402250
nvm fixed it :)
>>321404105
Shouldn't you be taking it in the ass from Jim, TB? It's Christmas after all.
>>321403252
>.jpg
>>321404130
DESIGNATED
I'm stuck at the "Preparing local game cache files" stage. Then it just time outs and errors. Is there anything I can do to fix this? I've tried a few solutions or is this a common problem at this time of year?
>>321404158
Steam is up, but the store is down.
>>321404185
Shitting in street simulator when
>>321403854
>>321404130
>>321404313
check your pm's
>>321403854
Say what you want, you can't deny his fashion sense is for the better
>>321404258
Man, that one fuck on the bottom left, it always amazes me how he looks
>>321404385
My private messages?
>>321404339
store is also up
>>321404130
>the DESIGNATED india sever is down
Jesus this is poetry
>>321404404
He also went from decent to fucking hideous. You can polish a turd, but it's still a turd.
>>321404473
If it's up, then it's terribly slow.
>>321404428
Yes
>>321404473
No, its working fine
>>321404374
>you will never have a wife that will stay by your side even when she has to push your intestine back up your ass
store is down again.
heh, another victory for _____ squad! take that load of hot shit, valve xD
>>321402250
The fix is in this thread: [Link only available for registered 4chan members or the Stonecutters secret society]
I never had this problem. It's probably because you pirated steam :^)
>>321403362
Guess you didn't read any GOG EULA...
>>321404842
it works
thank you based anon
>>321404842
>registered 4chan members
>not 4chan gold account
>>321404842
[Link only available for registered 4chan members or the Mongolian Cross-Stitching tribe]
That's a fucking funny post
>>321404258
>>321403854
>>321404105
>TB
>Total Biscuit
>Tim Buckley
THEY'RE SINGING SHREK THE HALLS, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE CHRISTMAS AT ALL
>>321402250
This thread has already been made. Use the search function :^)
>>321402494
>>321402946
>>321403318
underrated post
Oh wow, now even steamstat is down
I was gonna download Tribes:Ascend again because I heard it isn't garbage anymore but the store is only working half the time
Why now
>>321405231
I WISH THAT STEAM WAS HERE
Will buy any $30 or less to anyone with the least cancerous profile.
This nice thread seems like a good place to ask.
Reinstalled Skyrim, are there any loli porn mods?
>>321405541
yes
>>321405408
AND ALL THE ON SALE GAMES WE HAD LAST YEAR
>>321405492
>>321405492
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666
Tomb Raider Underworld
Why is it even down? you could buy any of all this shit for days
ive nothing to buy
>Go to give steam bros a game on their wishlists
>This shit happens
>>321404374
His wife left him?
>>321405492
steamcommunity.com/id/pershona/
Rivals of Aether
it's getting worse u guys :(
>>321402250
WHYYYYYYYYYY I NEED THE NEXT TALOS PRINCIPLE FFUUCCKKK
>>321405682
fuck off I wuz kang
>>321405839
Holy shit the script kiddies are going berserk with the LOIC, I wonder how much traffic this must have generated to ed
>>321405492
Here
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198190111474/wishlist/
>>321404404
When you've got that face you need to balance it somehow.
I will send you the fix as soon as i get back from work. Cheers
>Posted on March 23, 2006
LOAD
>>321405924
>>321405682
HUL UP *lip smack*
>>321405492
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/
Wasteland 2 please Santa.
>>321403306
>PS store goes down when someone sneezes
now the whole thing is down
>>321406491
>xbox servers do a full restart when someone farts
GABE
>>321402250
>all i wanted to do was say merry christmas to my husbando before i go make breakfest and open presents
>>321405492
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YellowJelloFellow/
You can choose what game.
Oh look it's online for me.
>>321406550
console fags will not refute you because they're all playing right now
Hey faggots, it works on mobile
>"buying" games
xS
Looks like it's back up.
>>321406867
THANK BASED GABEN
>>321407054
>xS
kill yourshelf
>>321405492
http://steamcommunity.com/id/1997russia/home
Rust plox
>>321405492
Please?http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031565678/
IT'S UP I JUST BOUGHT A GAME
>>321406890
So am I.
:^)
>>321402250
>caring about drm
GABEN HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS
>>321407401
Yeah our prayers to not fuck up like some amateurs.
GABEN OWES ME FOUR CARDS THAT I CAN SELL FOR ~$0.13 WHICH MEANS GABEN OWES ME OVER 50 CENTS IN LOST REVENUE
GABEN OWES ME FOUR CARDS THAT I CAN SELL FOR ~$0.13 WHICH MEANS GABEN OWES ME OVER 50 CENTS IN LOST REVENUE
GABEN OWES ME FOUR CARDS THAT I CAN SELL FOR ~$0.13 WHICH MEANS GABEN OWES ME OVER 50 CENTS IN LOST REVENUE
>>321407339
NOPE THE TRANSACTION BROKE EVEN THOUGH I GOT TO THE "INSTALL GAME" SCREEN KILL ME NOW
>>321405492
I was about to post mine then I rememberedthe last game I played was Skyrim
>>321407613
NO I THINK IT WORKED YOU JUST HAD TO START THE GAME THROUGH THE ORIGINAL TALOS PRINCIPLE, IT DOESN'T SHOW IN YOUR LIBRARY AND THE DOWNLOAD WAS TINY SO I DIDN'T NOTICE
YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY
>>321403960
le epin lizard squad ddossers!!!!!
>>321405492
ruse?
guys
>>321402250
>bought a game for my brother, he got games for me
>can't retrieve them
Goddammit if this actually is hackers I hope you fuckers get shoved in a locker.
>Finally finish responsibilities.
>WHOOP SORRY STEAM IS DOWN.
Come on man, I want to finish my wishlist.
>>321404258
bottom left straight out of a rape doujin XD
>>321403318
fully kek
FRIENDS IS DOWN
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WISH MY FELLOW NEETS A MERRY CHRISTMAS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>321411532
you are day late anyway
>>321411940
Not everyone lives in the same place retard
https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/3y6meu/skidnp_did_as_they_said/
hackers took steam store down
>>321412173
"ahahah we took the servers down for a total of 20 minutes!!! top legion!!"
>>321404960
>Anon's Steam account is hijacked and banned, and he can't install new games
>GOG installer on hard drive
Problem?
>>321412173
"we attack services to make them know what attacks are like so they can fix them"
>>321413157
yeah pretty fucking stupid, i don't understand black hat logic. just say you like breaking into things and you dgaf, that's at least kind of respectable
Seems to be up and running as I literally just bought pillars of eternity. Meanwhile psn is down.
>>321404130
>the designated shitting server has been down for 4 goddamn fucking days
ahahaha holy shit
9XT30-TV9Y7-9FNE7
>>321413157
That's retarded.
I can kind of get behind the idea of hackers doing this sort of thing to demonstrate just how little the companies give a shit about your security, but this is retarded.
When Sony got hacked and info was stolen everyone got up in arms and demanded Sony answer for their terrible security.
What's this going to do? Get people frustrated at the hackers for 5 minutes for being douchebags and then go on with their lives.
>>321413751
Thanks, looks interesting I'll give it a try later
>>321413751
>enter code
>already own game
There's no free game this year?
>>321405617
IT WORKS! THANKS!
>>321414267
>actually being a pedo
off yourself, sick cunt
>>321404374
His son has cancer now too.
>>321414404
This looks more and more like a monkey paw wish
>pls make me rich
>ok but you will get cancer and your heritage too
>just do it
>>321414710
le monkey faise
