Let's have a Christmas unboxing thread. (Relation to Christmas not guaranteed.)
Something's even coming out of this bag.
Is it a dragon dildo?
>>321401615
I don't think so. The main hint should be the yellow tape on the handle.
>>321401680
I have no idea what that is, but it must be a dragon dildo.
It's always a dragon dildo.
I bet it's a ruler and crayons.
>weeb shit again
just fuck off to /a/ you faggot
It's 機関幕末異聞 ラストキャバリエ.
Those of you guessing it can congratulate yourself.
But it's not over yet, we'll check the extras next.
>>321402373
fuck off
For example here's the opening single - was a preorder extra.
The opening is pretty good, so I'm glad I was able to get it easily like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ2ryBvWFs0
>>321402373
>unboxing /a/ related shit on /v/
You people are the worst.
>>321402502
Forgot pic.
>>321402527
It's a game. You make choices and affect the progress and outcome of the story.
Anywaay, here's the store-specific preorder bonus I selected. Tapestry of the protagonist (male, but he's cute, so it's okay).
I'd have considered you more of a heterosexual if you bought a dragon dildo, OP.
Also also a 色紙 of the protagonist. Today they were given out to all buyers.
> black bag
> duck tape
There is porn inside
Thanks for introducing me to this op, looks quite good. Haven't heard of it at all, are there h scenes?
>>321402373
I fucking knew it was a ruler and crayons, Japanese edition.
>ask for a PS4 all year
>come home from college and there's a fucking space heater under the tree
>>321402753
>>321402373
Why the hell do you post chex mix like the majority can read it. This flusters me.
>>321402828
Yes, it's an eroge.
And despite the ridiculously-sounding premise (protagonist crossdressing to join women-only Shinsengumi), it's very serious and depicts the struggle during bakumatsu period well. All sides are given scenes and you everyone reflects on their actions. Protagonist is also swept fast by the situation and has to become ruthless.
I really liked the trial, so I preordered and now got it.
>>321402641
God damn it I already had my dick out before I read your post.
>>321402982
Because I didn't want to call it "square fancy cardboard".
>>321403042
>>And despite the ridiculously-sounding premise (protagonist crossdressing to join women-only Shinsengumi)
Gee, I sure have never heard of that being done before in Japanese fiction. What an interesting premise.
>>321403163
Well Shinsengumi is somewhat of a staple in Japanese fiction (Yakuza Ishin uses it too for example), but I don't think I saw a women-only one yet.
And in the end execution matters more and this is executed very well. The writer even uses period-accurate Japanese, which makes it relatively hard to read.
>>321403163
I know you're mad that the unboxing wasn't Smash Bros. or Fallout 4, but at least try to contain your autism \(^o^)/
>>321403353
>the unboxing wasn't Smash Bros. or Fallout 4
Those games released ages ago though.
To continue, I also got this clear file of 見上げてごらん、夜空の星を, a different VN.
This one already came out last week and is pretty good supposedly. If you want to read about astronomy and fuck one of these cuties, I'd say go for it.
>>321403550
>pulltopshit
fucking garbage taste
And also some booklets.
>>321403592
Their VNs wildly differ in quality depending on staff. I heard good things about this one.
>>321403678
You can see the Dal Segno January calendar there. That's being handed out in like every eroge store in Akihabara with every purchase. I already got three.
>>321403787
How does one conduct themselves when purchasing stuff like that? Do you say thank you to the persin serving you or is it like buying condoms in the west?
>>321404110
You hand in your preorder ticket, then everything gets confirmed. They show you the game, you say yes, that's the game I want, they show you all the extras you get, you say yes, that's the extras I want. Then you pay, say thank you and go.
I presume that people who work in eroge stores and sell eroge to hundreds of people everyday don't think badly about people who buy eroge.
It gets little more pelicular on eroge related events, I guess.
>>321402818
I have to wonder if store in Japan only use it when the customer buys porn.
>>321404480
Depend of the store
>>321403160
So you couldn't say picture, print, poster, etc like someone who doesn't need to be shot in the head repeatedly until nothing is left that can damage the environment due to being unmitigated cancer?
>>321405115
Well it's not exactly either of this. Note that I used "tapestry" for tapestry, because that's exactly it.
>>321405050
I guess. Makes me wonder if some Japanese people saw me in metro with taped bags and realized what it is.
>>321405202
I know what a 'picture' is when I see it, you animal. We have them in the rest of the world too, you know. You can even mail them as post cards. You even could have spelled it out phonetically, but no. You're more weeb than human so anything resembling sensibility is muted by that fact.
Is this a cringe thread?
It was a really subtle way to start OP so many people didnt really get in. I will contribute anyway.
>>321405382
Don't act like it's hard to simply look up a meaning of a Japanese word.
>>321405583
Wow. You are completely gone. I'll leave you to your thread.
>>321405701
I honestly don't understand what made you so unhappy about it.
>>321403160
Anon, how do you do the stuff to see the japanses characters and their different meaning?
>>321405984
It's a Firefox addon called Rikaisama + Japanese-English dictionary for it.
Ooh, I got one too!
>>321406095
Thanks ! Merry Christmas !
not to be rude op
but what exactly do you see in this stuff?
>>321403160
What extension or program is that anon and where can I get it
>>321401559
alright here is mine
enjoy all that i got
>>321406314
The setting appeals to me. The premise appels to me. The porn appeals to me. The old Japanese appeals to me. I played the trial and liked it.
Overall a done deal.
>>321406540
But there are games out there like this but without all the fluff and they just get to the porn without hours of boring text
why not that?
>>321406605
Because all the text isn't boring to me.
And hey, if you want just the porn, why not skip the whole game and just fap to the CG set?
>>321406704
>why not skip the whole game and just fap to the CG set?
because the h scenes are still good
the voice acting is what makes them
but god help me I cannot sit through boring moe exposition to get to it
>>321405341
Westerner with books in bag, chances are you don't read moon rune but look at drawn porn
>>321406786
As I described above >>321403042, this isn't a moege.
I guess I can see where you are coming from with moeges though, only the best written ones manage to be interesting all the way through.
>>321405389
oh my god this is so embarassing
>>321405389
this is only really cringe because of how shit his taste is
also he looks retarded
>>321408704
He has some good ones too. Misaka, Kuroko, Kuroneko, Kirino, Rikka.
>>321408789
>Misaka, Kuroko, Kuroneko, Kirino, Rikka.
>good
>>321408875
Certainly better than boats.
>>321408897
that goes without saying
>>321405762
The fact that you keep shitting up /v/ with your cancerous anigay shit
>>321401559
>Something's even coming out of this bag.
How about you coming out of that closet faggot?
>>321409315
No homo, no real male can be as cute as >>321402641
>>321409210
>anigay
bet you're real proud of that one huh faggot
>>321402373
what's it called in english? what's the guy's name?
>>321410215
https://vndb.org/v18145
>>321402641
yeah i'm gonna need more of that, my friend