Just picked up this bad boy. What should I expect?
Cute dress up.
Fun battles.
Desire to marry Lightning.
a one-woman fashion show and combat combined
you should be into that thing
no ass
>>321394365
The best Christmas of your life
God damn retarded story/writing. A game that only has a total of 4 not so large areas in it. Annoying continuation of the 'stagger the enemy or do fuck all damage' combat system. Saving people's fucking souls because you found their cat or reminded their co-worker to get to work.
>>321394365
A bad game
Quite possibly the greatest game experience you will ever have.
nothing but fun
>>321394365
armpits
toblerone
ONE CHARACTER FF CONSOLE GAME
>>321395530
Is this a negative?
>>321394482
>>321394526
>>321394552
>>321395530
These.Lumina and snow being cute as well.
It can be fun but feels like a bad mmo at times.
For example Ayy to proceed you need keys in random dungeons on the world you are at oh by the way you need some keys from this main dungeon to unlock the other keys so you can unlock the story.
Also for some reason the very first mission where you have to follow those people is hard for me I remember having trouble starting it.Don't know what I was doing wrong.
>>321394365
A shit game wirh a db as fuck story, a weak DMC wanna be combat that really isn't any good at all and fetch quests en masse. Also no ass.
>>321395721
>waaaah XIII is too linear
>waaaah LR doesn't hold my hand enough
>>321394365
A quite disturbing lack of ass.
>>321395843
Never said either.ff13-2 was perfect in the way it handled linearity
>>321394482
>Desire to marry Lightning
You mean desire to fuck Lumina, right?
>>321395479
HURTS MY HANDS
>>321395843
>not wanting a balance
>>321396032
Yes I want to slam that little cunt in the middle of the street while onlookers form a circle around us cheering
>>321395843
you do know se can make games non-linear and not tedious as shit this isn't black or white.
>>321396091
that sounds great, i wish there was a doujin like this
yo this game has shota Hope, right? that's all I give a shit about
>>321396224
ur sick dude lmao
>>321396224
teen=/=shota
>>321396310
He's closer to shota than yaoi in my book, nigger.
>>321396348
pls b my gf
I worship Goddess Lightning's armpits!
>>321396386
do you look like a little boy?
>>321396089
I prefer the linearity in XIII to both XIII-2 and LR
side content is usually not as interesting or good as main story stuff
>>321396435
yeah
>>321396453
let's do it fuckboy
>>321396534
got an email?
how do I beat the desert dragon superboss he has 11 million health
am I supposed to fight him in ng++++++ with retarded stats from doing all the quests over and over?
>>321396586that'd reveal i have a cock
>>321396348
>he's closer to a little boy than a homosexual to me
You should stop using words you don't understand, anon.
>>321396348
>tfw lightning and him didn't end up together
>>321396593
exploit its weakneasses
>>321396683
They do when I fap.
>>321396593
Stagger him 4 times then spam Artemis Arrow.
>>321396713
it has none until I stagger him 3 times at which point everything is a weakness but I still don't do enough damage
>>321396593
No, you should have three garbs solely equipped for staggering and one with the Artemis attack. Your chronostatis needs to be full too.
Here are some tips : http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/681990-lightning-returns-final-fantasy-xiii/68579932?page=1
http://www.primagames.com/games/lightning-returns-final-fantasy-xiii/piggyback_strategy/lightning-returns-final-fantasy-xiii-aeronite-first-playthrough-combat-strategy-spoiler-warning
>>321396793
4 times
>>321396683
It's the best feel
The more you play the better it gets
>>321397805
would you
pirate
or
buy it?
literally me right now
>>321397917
it's cheap
buy it
>>321398279
What makes it worth $20, when anon can get it for free? it's not like he will go online with it
>>321398525
b-because supporting the devs and more chance of better final fantasy games on PC!
>>321396683
They can, if only for today
Merry Christmas anon
>>321399280
>>321399280
More?
>pressing buttons during the main menu stops working
>buttons all over the fucking place on my controller
>can't rebind the controller keys
Anyone else have these problems?
>>321400917
Good sir, I have a wealth and a repository of the best pairing and purest form of love. However at least 50% is nsfw so I can't dump the best stuff here.
Is this worth a pirate? I bought the other 2 games ages ago and still never completed the first one.
Should I just hold out?
>>321394365
Not an ass that's for sure
>>321396683
they kinda do in the novel set after LR, she's looking for Hope when she gets off that train
>>321402902
No! You don't mess with perfection!
>tfw stuck at caius
any tips for this boss
>>321396032
Lumina is just loli Lightning anyway m8
Running around empty levels doing fetch and delivery quests
>>321404128
literally git gud
if I remember bosses get stronger and use harder tactics the later you set them off for, though this is only visibly noticeable with snow.
>>321404128
He's just a DPS race, just go ham.
>>321394365
Terrible optimization and boredom.
>>321404128
Bravery Thief is your friend
Sazh, Lumina and Noel are the only good characters in the FF13 trilogy.
>>321404892
>not serah
>>321405056
Lumina>Serah
>>321405056
>>321405105
Lumina = Serah
>>321394365
>What should I expect?
to put it back in the trash.
>>321404892
I thought I wouldn't like Noel but he was alright. I liked Snow in everything but the first game.
>>321405407
>noel
you mean the guy that goes back to the past for no reason?
>>321405504
Wasn't shit he could do in his present.
>>321405567
and so he decided to not do anything in the past.. wow, great story.
>>321405675
Now they I think of it, the stories were really fucking bad in the XIII trilogy. All the lore was in codex entries that you didn't give a fuck about because you never actually saw any of the stuff in game.
>>321404286
Yet Lumina manages to be hot as fuck while Lightning is everything but.
>>321405878
I heard that some of the Codex was fucked up in the PC release, is that true/fixed?
>>321405675
He got into a time portal and ended up in Valhalla in the middle of a fight between Warrior Goddess Lightning and Caius fucking Ballad
He talked to Lightning and she apparently knew him and she told him to go find her sister
He had no plan and suddenly he was on guard duty
>>321404463
I have 4 EP, tried staggering him by spamming heavy slash, slayer does so little compared to fighting Noel, also tried spamming elementa, got him to around 1/4 health and then he wrecks me. Should I go about doing other quests before fighting him, i don't have any abilities that are good besides the ones from the dlc
>>321406976
>hype Caius up as some super powerful threat at the end of 2
>does literally nothing in LR
>>321406983
If you haven't done quests in the dead Dunes then do do. The extra stats will be a big help.
>>321407176
He already did what he wanted
He wanted to save Yuel
He did
Now he has a harem of lolis and he's chilling in his creepy castle playing house
>yuel 437 stop bullying yuel 642
>>321406976
so lightning Somehow knows him, tells him to guard her sister in the past for Some reason?
>>321409046
It makes sense after you beat it
It's kind of a self fulfilling prophecy
>>321410009
And in the end it doesn't even matter.
>>321410305
Because Caius went full autistic and planned every meticulous detail over the course of a few eras
>>321394365
does anybody remember the mass effect 3 crossover with this shit? I swear mass effect had the most idiotic marketing I've ever seen
>>321411884
No.
>>321399280
>>321394365
Disappointment. Unless you played the other two games then Par for course.
>>321412804
Compare it to X-2, /v/.
Are there any Lightning ass mods yet?
