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Based Mike
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how can his pathetic TINY white cock hope to please this goddess she needs a BLACK man to satisfy
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10 (ten) Inches.
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I would let Mike use his TEN INCH MONSTER COCK to VIOLATE every hole in my body until I'm a used-up cumdumpster covered head to toe in his spunk.
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>>321387867
He fucks hot blonde girls. How based can he be
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>>321388057
blondes are shit though
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>>321388057
Perfect for me, then!
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>>321388350
Zero chance you're a hot blonde girl
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who? is this one of "yutub celeb"?
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>>321388638
Its mike matei. Yes he's a yourube celeb famous for having a huge penis
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>>321388686
He's famous for James and Mike Mondays. But he does have a big dick, and he's way better at vidya than James is.
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>>321388756
What gets me isn't so much that his penis is 10 inches, its his GIRTH.. Fucking 7" around? Shit.
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>>321387886
how I wish that were real
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>>321388984
It is. Lots of people saw it when he osted it. Not to mention, when he showed it at magfest in the hotel room
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>>321389068
Having a big dick is like having a cool party trick. If I had a freakishly large penis (Which In don't ;_;) I'd show it off any chance I had.
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Everyone knows you need at least 12 inches to satisfy a woman.

She needs a BBC in her life, not mike's little white pecker
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>>321389181
Exactly. Good on mike for showing it off
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>>321388057
This. 10/10 would stick my tongue down her throat.
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>>321389321

don't you ever feel bad for the black guys with small to average cocks? they are the vast majority and usually get cucked worse than white men because of super low confidence thinking they have micropenises

i swear to god everything is rigged in favor of white men
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>>321389464

Genetic roll of the dice.

You have no idea how happy and lucky i am to be born straight, white and male.
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I want this "Mike has a big dick" meme to end.
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>>321389979
How else do you think he gets attractive blonde cump dumps like that?
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>>321389657

desu I think I got lucky too because I'm a decent looking tall Asian guy with a 7 inch cock

I'm thinking of getting penis surgery and snipping my ligaments so i can be 8 inches
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>>321388984

It is anon. Be impressed, I know I was.
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>>321390264
sure thing 4 inch
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I LIKE VIDEO GAMES TOO
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>inch
>inch
>inch
>inch
>inch

Jesus Christ, who uses this faggot system ?

Oh yeah, faggots who make threads about other people's dicks on video game boards.
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>>321390457
Mikes cock is 26cm
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>>321389979
Don't you have a bull to prep, James?
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>>321389068
>Not to mention, when he showed it at magfest in the hotel room
wat

Tell me more.
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>>321390932
It's not real, everyone just likes to parade that it is just to grasp on to the AVGN cuck meme. His account wouldn't even stay up if he posted that.
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>>321387886
>american
>uncut
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