>Make game with a heavy emphasis on romance
>All of the women are ugly
>>321357363
>Goblin Romance
This what it looks like when SJW, PC crap infects once great developers. Watch ME Andromeda hit every single minority, oh wait, DA3 already did. Watch Andromeda hit faggots and trannies and squirrel kins, oh wait...
>>321357829
>BioWare
>once great
HOHOHO
This is what a real woman looks like, wouldn't you stick your dick in the perfection of Western women's representation for man babies taste.
Biggest kek from asia here.
Good thread
Can't trigger the ugly feministas with "unrealistic" beauty standards.
>>321359537
Thanks, babe.
>>321358626
>Real women look like greased pigs
That's nasty nigga
>>321357363
a reminder
i think sera is kinda cute, but once the bioware lighting kicks in and i see her as a greasy goblin, the magic dies for me
>>321357363
>scout Harding is the cutest female in the game
>can't romance her
>Because Gaider thinks dwarves are icky
>>321358582
>not enjoying Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter Nights
>>321360004
Baldurs Gate is OK, NWN is fucking awful.
Baldurs gate has some awful fucking writing, too. Especially 2, edgy teenage girl tier.
>>321360191
i said sera is kinda cute
the bioware lighting ruins her for me though
then again, all characters look like they were just oiled up when a light strikes near their face, it has nothing to do with her cute butterface
I romanced Sera, no regrets.
Also, Josephine and Cassandra are good. The real crime is that you can't romance Vivienne.
>>321357363
>romancing the women
That's not how you're supposed to play, shitlord
>>321360163
maybe I have nostalgia goggles on; but the years they came out, I played them several times over... loved them all. Found BG2 and NWN2 were both improvements on the first entries.
>>321360930
This otherkin gets it
>>321361740
BG2 and NWN2 were great GAMES. BG2 just happens to have awful writing. BG1 is a good GAME, but has mediocre writing that has nothing really unique or interesting about it. NWN has zero redeeming factors to me, a plain fucking awful game.
>>321361843
Wait... Is this the same kid?
>>321362348
yeah
he decided to remake it after noticing how widespread his kid gif was
>>321359863
>every JRPG PC is Marina and the Diamonds
I wish
>>321362246
To be fair, that sounds good on paper. It just falls apart when you apply it to waifuing.
I get the feeling that if Inquisition had had an all male cast and no romance elements way more people would have loved it.
>>321362621
The Tumblr/Biowaresocial crowd would have fucking rioted.
>>321362246
What's wrong with having attractive characters? If I wanted to see someone unattractive I'd look in a mirror. I don't play video games for realism, especially not fucking FANTASY games.
I think if they want equality they should take the animu route and make both male and female characters attractive.
>>321362621
Hold on a sec, isn't there a mechanic to kill off/ betray etc party members in the Dragon age series?
>>321357363
Show me any real woman that like this disgusting
>>321357363
Sera is cool as a fiesty ugly little sister.
Cassandra is the perfect waifu.
>>321363498
>>321363656
Her face isn't great but those are some FINE-ass curves.
>>321363383
You can just not recruit some of them but you cant actually kill them in da:I.
>>321363831
i think the face really does it for me
there's something about butterfaces (specially if they have bodies like that) that makes me more attracted to a girl rather than less
dunno why though
>>321362246
Thats nice and all but, it doesnt mean all the women have to be ugly af. As a person that cares about beauty first and its highly important to me when im going around, I couldnt pick one bitch from DA3 to interact with the romancing mechanic. Pretty much a bust for me, thanks thumblr.
>>321363989
They're attractive.
>>321362246
This makes me think of prior to ME3 when Bioware had that highly publicized fan-vote to determine what FemShep would look like. They had about ten options to choose from and after a week of voting, a copypasta of Samus won by a large margin. Then the hambeasts on biowaresocial pitched a shit fit because this FemShep design was too pretty, so Bioware very quietly re-opened the vote between three options for a few hours. Because they didn't publicize the run-off, most of the voters were the biowaresocial posters, and the redheaded FemShep won.
>>321364805
Literally zero problems with redheads brah. Only thing that changed was the hair anyways.
>>321360191
shit meme
>>321365517
they added a bunch of freckles to her face, as well. I'm not necessarily complaining about the change. It just seemed funny that Bioware capitulated to the tumblr fanbase because they thought the Samus design was too "pretty".
>>321363831
Those aren't fucking curves, she has big tits but everything below them looks like cottage cheese
>>321365792
low test detected
>>321365720
Thats what happens when fucking devs have no backbone and just bend over to idiotic people.
>>321365792
The hell you talking about? Thats a real woman anon! Cant handle the real women?
>>321362383
Met him irl no joke. Lives in Utah
>>321363498
>>321367380
Holy shit, is that a woman? Seriously looks like a bitch from work, do these degenertes just have no self respect?
>>321363656
Looks pretty good. Fuck-able
>>321367380
You win.
>>321367613
Even worse, a bunch of desperate betas start grinding on her during some dance.
https://youtu.be/7n2IZpV3-HE?t=5m51s
Josephine a cute.
>>321367854
Some of the guys were grinding on other guys too so im not sure what to think
>>321357363
love runs deeper than the skin. Maybe the point is that appearance arent everything
>>321367854
Anon, I need to go take a shower after this shit. I dont think even that 3 month stay at Paris Island would fix these scum of the Earth. I hope they look upon this with shame in the future and they commit seppuku.
>>321357363
I'm mad that they managed to turn Cassandra from an olive skinned cutie into a fucking post-op tranny.
>>321368768
That's exactly the point, but you don't need to go as far as to make every women in the game dog-ugly or manlike.
>>321368768
But they dont have to look like trannies and shit. Are they at the point when theyre implying that only uggos find true love?
>>321368903
>>321369208
>Are they at the point when theyre implying that only uggos find true love?
no they're just trying to do the "she has a good personality though" path
...she DOES have a good personality right?
>>321369504
>she DOES have a good personality right?
Does anyone suffer from 3-5 minutes load screens in INquisition?
I didn't have complains about my PC until I tried to play this game...
>>321357363
Started DAI yday with female dwarf, Sera is best thing in this game, people say she's ugly, but I see cute doing cute things. Don't understand hate for this game either, been having fun for 8 hours already.
>>321358582
DA:O was fun, ME1 was fun, Jade Empire was fun, KOTOR 1+2 were fun
>>321357363
It's because being a heterosexual male is immoral and wrong. Only being a gay man, straight woman or g*nderqueer is acceptable. You can state that this excludes lesbians but on the contrary, we all know lesbians don't fall into the same trap that heterosexual men fall into. They can appreciate a woman who is not attractive and in fact prefer them as, being women too, they know that real beauty lies not in physical appearances but in the character that rests beneath it.
>>321357363
>a heavy emphasis on romance
it doesn't even have that.
But hey, at least you finally made one of these threads and it didn't die with under 10 posts.
>>321369504
You'll either like Sera or you won't. She's very amusing and cute if you get to know her and bring her along with you.
>>321363383
in DA:O you could tell every character other than alistair to leave
>>321365792
>not liking your women THICK
I was super hyped for DA:O and was not disapointed at all. It's one of my favorite crpgs of all time. I skipped Dragon Age II.
Is it worth picking up if I like the universe but BioWare games are hit or miss with me?
>>321371124
Inquisition is better than DA2. It's structured like an offline MMO with MMO-type quests, so that may be off-putting to you.
I like the characters, dialogue, and story though.
>>321371124
>Is it worth picking up if I like the universe but BioWare games are hit or miss with me?
Yeah, big time.
I find it is easier with a controller though.
>>321369892
>8 hours
>Game will take you no less than 60 hours
Try having fun doing the same thing over and over and over for dozens of hours. It's a single player MMO and therefore a massively repetitive grind.
>>321373197
I don't have a problem
>>321362206
NWN truly shined in multiplayer. There were some great persistent servers. Sure, the campaign left quite a bit to be desired but Hordes of the Underdark somewhat made up for that imho.
Josephine and Cass are qt though
>>321358626
>This is what real women look like.
>>321357363
Bioware makes realistic games.
Inquisition is a huge grind fest with only 5-6 main story missions. DA:O really was the last good Bioware game.
>>321374368
Got no problems with Josephine being a sandskin but, does she hade to have that crow nose? Looks like a tucan or something. And whats up with her outfit? Is it made of really shinny gold? Cassandra is alright I guess but, we get the message that shes badass, making her manly doesnt enhance that. Actually, wouldnt it hurt it since theyre implying more manly more badass?
>>321375128
>Don't hire the most qualified person
>Discriminate based on race or gender
Why do people call SJWs liberals?
>>321374589
In what tranny's deluded revisionist head canon reality?
>>321375598
None of them look like that
>>321373197
>It's a single player MMO and therefore a massively repetitive grind.
You know you don't actually have to do any of the repetitive stuff? You can skip right past most areas of the game if you don't want any of that.
>>321375128
>Actually, wouldnt it hurt it since theyre implying more manly more badass?
no.
You're looking for shit to offend you from the way you talk.
